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ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by altavista(m): 12:35am On Jan 08, 2010
Please help! The colour on my desktop monitor (DELL) (XP professional SP2) is now faded and appears in a very dull light blueish-green hue. It used to be a very deep and sharp blue before and the problem started 3 days ago. If I look at an image that I know has the color red in it - it will look like a blue-green - All the colours are now pale & washed out. In fact, the true colour of all images is now distorted becos of this problem. I have adjusted the display settings but still the problem persists. What do I do, please? huh cry
FamilyRe: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by altavista(m): 11:07pm On Jan 07, 2010
The spoken written English of many people making suggestions on this thread is atrocious to say the least.
PoliticsRe: Senate Gives Obama's Admin 7-day Utimatum To Remove Nigeria From The Black List by altavista(m):
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PropertiesRe: Cost Of Building A Three Bedroom Bungalow In Nigeria by altavista(m): 1:24am On Dec 16, 2009
Hmmm, this thread has been bookmarked.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by altavista(m): 9:00am On Jul 01, 2009
@ Ruudie

I swear ur case don dey tire me
How ur own come be?
Becos how u wan take marry my sista wey u never see?
E be like se u be flirt
Becos u just dey pursue everythin' in skirt
Make I just yarn u se my sister never reach eighteen
So make u hold ur self and maintain
Becos u and my sista na looong thin'
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by altavista(m): 9:02pm On Jun 30, 2009
@ Ruudie

As u don see the writing on the wall
I happy for you no be small
Make u stand up waka tall
Becos very soon fine fine babes go dey at ur beck and call
Make u free ur self from toyosi
As plenty fishes dey for sea
E no good make love dey one side
Besides u go soon meet woman wey go embrace ur love with arms open wide
See, person no dey waka dey find love
Instead e dey strike person like lightning from up above
I just wan make u know se true love dey within u
So make u no mind all them mugu.
LiteratureRe: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by altavista(m): 7:02pm On Jun 30, 2009
Kai! Laugh wan kill me die
Sotey water begin dey comot for my eye
I don hear of career diplomat
But I never hear of love applicant
Semid4lyfe, nna man- u dey very wicked
I dey gbadun all the rhymes from all of u love bird
But I dey worried se person dey for sick bed
That one don pass love and turn to punishment
If dem marry, e go become love enslavement
Ruudie, make u take my advice look elsewhere
Becos I don see am se nothin for u over here
PhonesRe: Research & "FBT" Thread ( This is not a chat room ) by altavista(m): 5:03pm On Jan 28, 2009
Grizzly:
*peeps in*
*looks left and right*
*copies down some cheats*
*updates his grammer* shocked shocked
*leaves* cool
I can't stop laughing at this.
PhonesRe: Research & "FBT" Thread ( This is not a chat room ) by altavista(m): 10:46am On Dec 15, 2008
@Initialize,
Guy,bone Bariga jare.The gprs network reception is no more what it used to be in the good old loaded days before the trick was blocked and the 504 error started.
In those days I used to download steady at 40-50kb/s but now the highest I get is 3kb/s with any of the tricks.Often times na even b/s I go dey get.
Apart from that the gprs is very unstable in bariga.It comes and dissapears any how.U have a working network connection one minute and the next minute u dont have
a working network connection but I was pleasantly surprised when I went to Obalende twice this week and I got a download speed of 55kb/s.
Even my bro says that he downloads at 70kb/s and above at Ikeja his workplace but to browse na problem 4 house talkless of downloading as the speed is pitiful.
I 'THINK' what has happened is that mtn has reduced their gprs capacity.
@Initialize
Off point-Don self don turn bad guy finish o.U no see how gretchen take beat the living daylight out of sucre.shame catch me no be small as I be man.Micheal just had to go and f**ck up when it mattered most.
Any how sha,pb is just getting interesting.
PhonesRe: Research & "FBT" Thread ( This is not a chat room ) by altavista(m): 10:35am On Dec 15, 2008
@Initialize,
Guy,bone Bariga jare.The gprs network reception is no more what it used to be in the good old loaded days before the trick was blocked and the 504 error started.
In those days I used to download steady at 40-50kb/s but now the highest I get is 3kb/s with any of the tricks.Often times na even b/s I go dey get.
Apart from that the gprs is very unstable in bariga.It comes and dissapears any how.U have a working network connection one minute and the next minute u dont have
a working network connection but I was pleasantly surprised when I went to Obalende twice this week and I got a download speed of 55kb/s.
Even my bro says that he downloads at 70kb/s and above at Ikeja his workplace but to browse na problem 4 house talkless of downloading as the speed is pitiful.
I 'THINK' what has happened is that mtn has reduced their gprs capacity.
PhonesRe: Research & "FBT" Thread ( This is not a chat room ) by altavista(m): 10:30am On Dec 15, 2008
@Initialize,
Guy,bone Bariga jare.The gprs network reception is no more what it used to be in the good old loaded days before the trick was blocked and the 504 error started.
In those days I used to download steady at 40-50kb/s but now the highest I get is 3kb/s with any of the tricks.Often times na even b/s I go dey get.
Apart from that the gprs is very unstable in bariga.It comes and dissapears any how.U have a working network connection one minute and the next minute u dont have
a working network connection but I was pleasantly surprised when I went to Obalende twice this week and I got a download speed of 55kb/s.
Even my bro says that he downloads at 70kb/s and above at Ikeja his workplace but to browse na problem 4 house talkless of downloading as the speed is pitiful.
Foreign AffairsRe: Barack Obama Have Won The 2008 Us Presidential Election by altavista(m): 2:51am On Nov 05, 2008
Money2008,take ur racist rantings and uninformed opinion elsewhere.Go post ur opinions on dollarland. YEYE!
Obama/Biden 2008.
Nairaland GeneralRe: @mustay &seun Why Did U Ban Fdigital Reason, Why by altavista(m): 2:06am On Nov 04, 2008
So fdigital was banned!Na real wa o.d way oga seun dey take ban peeps 4 this phone section these days sef,na only God sabi
PhonesRe: Research & "FBT" Thread ( This is not a chat room ) by altavista(m): 1:58am On Nov 04, 2008
So just2nice na chelsea fan.How nice.How nice!
PhonesRe: I Dont Know Whats Wrong With These Sites by altavista(m): 5:35pm On Nov 03, 2008
segun k, sharemobile.ro is a bit problematic 2 download 4rm.The best time 2 download 4rm sharemobile .ro is late @ nite or in the alternative download whatever u want 2 download with pc and transfer 2 your phone,C'est fini
PhonesRe: Research & "FBT" Thread ( This is not a chat room ) by altavista(m): 8:19am On Nov 03, 2008
Y peeps dey complain about freegate?All we fbtricknocrats are on borrowed time.I'm surprised some peeps expect d FB 2 last 4rever.
PhonesRe: Research & "FBT" Thread ( This is not a chat room ) by altavista(m): 8:18am On Nov 03, 2008
Y peeps dey complain about freegate?All we fbtricknocrats are on borrowed time.I'm surprised some peeps expect d FB 2 last 4rever.
PhonesRe: Research & "FBT" Thread ( This is not a chat room ) by altavista(m): 10:29am On Nov 02, 2008
@buduz,edit dat your post jare.4get d g-transcoder,it will never work 4 checking mail.The Z****.info proxy with p********l has stopped working 4 about a week now but there's still a way u can check ur mail on pc with d mtn opera 7.5 trick.Edit ur post and hit me up on altavista@yuurok.com 'n' I help u out ASAP.
Technology MarketRe: At Last Free Browsing Made Possible by altavista(m): 1:45pm On Nov 01, 2008
Guy,y not tell us if its free or not instead of blabbing about what it can do or not do cos maga no dey pay 4 nairaland o.
ComputersRe: Who Is Ashan And What Is G.w.bush by altavista(m): 8:55pm On Oct 31, 2008
Guy,ashan/Gw-bush is a very strong,stubborn & difficult 2 remove malware/spyware.With time it will rename all ur folders and documents 2 ashan or Gw bush.It copies itself automatically in2 any usb flash and is not detected by most antiviruses.It also prevents u 4rm ending its process 4rm taskmanager by abruptly closing taskmanager after about 2 secs.It also prevents u 4rm installing antiviruses,antimalware & anti-spyware dat can delete it by shutting d installation in about 5 secs.It infected a friends pc and I also got my usb flashdrive infected but I was able 2 delete d virus 4rm my flashdrive with my updated avast av 4.8 on my laptop but dat my friend went thru hell & in d end had 2 4mat his pc 2 get rid of it.
ComputersRe: Mtn & Int. Explorer!: Wow! by altavista(m): 8:00pm On Oct 31, 2008
Reloaded,keep quiet jare.u just dey constitute nuisance and dey make noise for computer & phone sections with all ur fake claims.If u sabi tomola wella,y e neva give u d mtn pc trick with internet explorer 8 afta all,no be opera 7.5 on pc with sureproxy & tntproxy u still dey use with mtn?Moreover if u sabi something y u no fit drop am 4 boyz,afta all d opera 7.5 mtn pc trick wey u dey use,na anoda person discover am come drop am 4 nairaland wey u come dey use am.Tomola ko reloaded ni.
Guy drop ur tricks or u shut up.NONSENSE.

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