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Romance / Nairaland Men : Has Sending A Lady Your Dick Picture Ever Worked For You ? by Amakavula: 9:04pm On Nov 20, 2018
I have gotten several unsolicited dick pictures through my social experience, but this one is just the must shocking and a total violation of my sanity. ( had to crop it )

I am pretty pissed this evening, don't know how someone from here got my Facebook page ( quite clever since I leave nothing here to trace ) but Mr Jude -- I don't know your handle -- I am not interested.

But this incident got me thinking, I have blocked, reported and deleted everyone who sends me dick pictures, but keeps getting them. All the girls I know do the same, so why is this persistent??

Guys Have you ever successfully gotten any lady with this strategy ? How do you guys reason like idiots?


I had to remove the picture of the Male organ sent to me due to Nairaland rules: Thanks WinningEleven for the heads-up. Grateful.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Women Attracted To Men Who Enjoy Killing and Torturing Women? by Amakavula: 6:41pm On Nov 20, 2018
I am sorry for my species, but if you could answer me this ,

" why are women more attracted to the spiritual things than men? "

I will provide you with a succinct answer after you answer that, But for Tl:Dr women are ruled by emotions while men via logic, hence sir, we actively seeking things which stimulate those emotions, either good or bad. The extreme the better, vampires, werewolves, magic and all sorts; Excitement!

We are attracted to the dark tiers of humanity ( bad boys characters) because they excite us, make us feel alive. Although we don't wish to get hurt by them.

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Politics / Op-ed : Voting Should Be Done By Property Owners Only. by Amakavula: 2:25pm On Nov 20, 2018
.... writing



Note this is a personal opinion -- doesn't reflect the opinions of my employers -- to fixing the issues of corruption in our electoral process.

Celebrities / Re: Man Says Women With Coloured Hairs Are Sign Of Mental Illness Gets Shut Down by Amakavula: 11:56am On Nov 20, 2018
Oh thanks Xavier. Hope your holiday is going fine ?
Celebrities / Re: Man Says Women With Coloured Hairs Are Sign Of Mental Illness Gets Shut Down by Amakavula: 7:35am On Nov 20, 2018
Drnice2:
Oh, Shatap!!!
I am not my hair yhoo.. tongue

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Celebrities / Man Says Women With Coloured Hairs Are Sign Of Mental Illness Gets Shut Down by Amakavula: 7:29am On Nov 20, 2018
So Twitter was on fire recently, a Relationship expert by the name Alexander J.A Cortes took to Twitter to talk about women who do coloured hairs.

Calling colored braids stupid and for mental patients, and those ladies who choose a different color save black. Even citing the animal kingdom as reference.


and When a seemingly stable female suddenly dies her hair crazy colors, She's grappling with some immense inner turmoil and upheaval, the crazy has taken over Stay away young Kings

https://mobile.twitter.com/AJA_Cortes/status/1057365409312137216

You gentlemen want an obvious example of a redflag? It doesnt get more obvious than that..


But he was quickly shot down by a reply from an educated lady who replied Him with a far educated response.

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And Dear Seun ,

(cc Mynd44 , lalasticlala , Lalas247 )

Do create a " Social section on Nairaland" lots of people have said this already. I mean where do this topic fit in? family, celebrity or Romance ?

Lots of new social issues don't fit those section ( Topic on sexuality , female gender issues , male issues , changing position of the young once, social justice and much more.. if you want moderators ," I can Do it "..

Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Female Pharmacist & Her Engineer Husband by Amakavula: 6:32am On Nov 20, 2018
I don't know but the man looks... hmmmm undecided
Religion / Re: Sharon Oyakilome Frimpong Won Two Awards At The Same Time, Praise Her Husband by Amakavula: 6:26am On Nov 20, 2018
Nice Sharon now we know your mouth is good for something else..

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Romance / Re: See Hilarious And Creative Drawing Of Slay Queens by Amakavula: 7:50pm On Nov 19, 2018
I actually like it. I want one.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Celebrate 1st Traditional Wedding Anniversary by Amakavula: 6:30pm On Nov 19, 2018
resurgent4oodua:



Hmmmmmmmmmm, I don't believe you are a woman. You are too wise to be one.
Are you saying women can't be wise ? mtchwwwww. I just can't stand you Nairaland misogynists..arrrh
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi Celebrate 1st Traditional Wedding Anniversary by Amakavula: 12:55pm On Nov 19, 2018
I am praying for them to work but this marriage might not last. The man is a wassle always praising the woman like he isn't worth her. He is failing the golden rule badly give a woman 2/3 of the attention she gives you.

We like to feel we won something amazing, but with Banky lack of self esteem, Adesuwa might reconsider..This a terrible sign.

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Romance / Re: Man Embarrasses Girlfriend Over 'Smelly Private Part'. Nigerians Say He's Rude by Amakavula: 12:40pm On Nov 19, 2018
carter009:
Don't go and wash your smelling pussy,, useless thing.
Die heretic burn in hell!
Romance / Re: Sidechick Gifted Benz After She Asked For Uber Money From Her "Big God" by Amakavula: 11:24pm On Nov 18, 2018
She is single as hell, ladies like show off, Godforbid she didn't take pictures with the car.. because there is no car

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Romance / Re: Widow Has Dead Husband SKINNED So She Can Hang His Tattoos On Wall by Amakavula: 11:20pm On Nov 18, 2018
Smart man, so if his wife is shagging other men, his gosh can find something to connect to and disturb them.. grin ..
Romance / Re: Man Embarrasses Girlfriend Over 'Smelly Private Part'. Nigerians Say He's Rude by Amakavula: 11:17pm On Nov 18, 2018
Fake, it's all planned for views ... mtweeeeee

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Romance / Re: Man Embarrasses Girlfriend Over 'Smelly Private Part'. Nigerians Say He's Rude by Amakavula: 11:17pm On Nov 18, 2018
Fake, it's all planned for views.. mtweeeeee

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Put To Bed, Congrats To Me. by Amakavula: 9:31pm On Nov 18, 2018
Our local celebrity.... Congrats.. grin
Romance / The Bible Doesn't Like Women, See Why by Amakavula: 6:58pm On Nov 18, 2018
I consider my self a great Feminist, and a Christian but recently something is disturbing me.

Actually I was talking to my mother the other day and the topic of gender roles came up. She's a strong Christian.

She mentioned that in the Bible it says that the woman's curse (when they get kicked out of the garden of eden) is to lust after the power men have, but that men will always rule over them.



Genesis 3.
It says, "To the woman, He (being God) said, 'I will greatly multiply your pain," and the Hebrew text says, "and childbirth, in pain you shall bring forth children," Then it says, "yet your desire shall be for your husband and he shall rule over you.'"




I am shocked, What is your take Feminists and Ladies ?

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Celebrities / Re: Nina And Pawpaw Dating Rumours: Osita Iheme Reacts by Amakavula: 2:56pm On Nov 18, 2018
She will be lucky to have pawpaw as a husband. I know she knows he is a matured man and ready for relationship and marriage, she may shoot her shots, family would support her well.
Career / Re: Employee Rants On Twitter About Low Pay, Gets Exposed And Fired By Boss by Amakavula: 2:48pm On Nov 18, 2018
GrammarNazi1:

...clarified...


I know, I can't correct the post when it's on the FP. The mods usually locks one out. But then, you missed out " quit" and , "advice" your eyes aren't that sharp...
Career / Employee Rants On Twitter About Low Pay, Gets Exposed And Fired By Boss by Amakavula: 11:15am On Nov 18, 2018
A Twitter user Toby Adedipe , a software developer for the Health Startup based in surulere, Doctoora (https://mobile.twitter.com/Doctoorahealth ) was apparently fed up with his employers and took to Twitter to share his experiences working on three products, alone yet paid 30k even when the startup was making money.

In the now deleted tweets, he shared screenshots of his conversations with his employer, lamenting the poor pay and conditions in the startup and how he was given heavy works yet poor pay and sort advise to quite.


https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%40toby_adedipe&s=typd&x=16&y=14

But things took a weird turn after his boss got a hold of his tweets and clearified' the issues. Stating Toby wasn't qualified and lied about his skills. He didn't deliver projects and was always late to work.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DeboOdulana?p=s

Others have joined in on the debate. So should startup pay peanuts because they are Startups, given Nigerian companies don't give stocks.

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Celebrities / Re: Being Duped Was My Worst Experience But I’m Not Depressed – Yung6ix by Amakavula: 5:09am On Nov 18, 2018
This guy is just lying.. First it was hackers that broke in and stole your Bitcoin, now it's the company that ran away with your money. OGA make up your mind na!!

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Agriculture / Re: Man Spots A Python In His Poultry In Bayelsa. Photo by Amakavula: 10:15am On Nov 17, 2018
Lalasticala is on auto tune..oya food is ready!!
Romance / Re: Man In Tears As His Friends Attempt To Forcefully Circumcise Him In Kenya (pics) by Amakavula: 8:05am On Nov 17, 2018
The man narrating to the police. OGA I see hell.. hell fire for there..

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Celebrities / Re: Abacha’s Daughter Gumsu Defends Stella DimokoKorkus In Fight With Linda Ikeji by Amakavula: 7:33am On Nov 17, 2018
YouareaBITCH:
I don't really understand why they really feel bitter towards Linda.
That lady is doing her job,she runs a gossip blog for crying out loud.
If you feel u are getting too exposed for ur evil, then do good things only.

Note:I'm not supporting her, I'm just says she's doing her work.
I pray you get famous one day and she writes horribly about your family. Her work doesn't mean you should damage people's lives with unconfirmed lies.. mchetwwwwww

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Celebrities / Re: Abacha’s Daughter Gumsu Defends Stella DimokoKorkus In Fight With Linda Ikeji by Amakavula: 7:31am On Nov 17, 2018
Yes ooh Linda is horrible. Only celebrities would understand.

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Jumps On Bed In Excitement Showing Off Hotel Room by Amakavula: 3:37pm On Nov 16, 2018
Go girl! go Toke!

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Politics / You People Should Leave My Husband Alone Hypocrites ! : Patience Jonathan by Amakavula: 1:45pm On Nov 16, 2018
A Twitter user Bolouere, once recalled an experience visiting the house of former president, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan.


Apparently former ministers and aids where paying him a visit uninvited, to solicit for support when Patience Jonathan stumbled on the home Crashers and turned on them for lying and deceiving Jonathan but now coming for his support.

https://mobile.twitter.com/boluxxxx/status/1063333657069408257?p=v

Romance / Re: It's Our First Time Making Love, And It's Frustrating by Amakavula: 9:04pm On Nov 15, 2018
CrazyPros:
It's really frustrating, my two ex were virgins back to back, the way the scream and push you out, then urge you to continue, then blood, then cry. I won't wish to experience that again.

Op, Vaseline or baby oil is your friend.
Really? how big is your kini? embarassed
Romance / Re: It's Our First Time Making Love, And It's Frustrating by Amakavula: 9:03pm On Nov 15, 2018
CrazyPros:
It's really frustrating, my two ex were virgins back to back, the way the scream and push you out, then urge you to continue, then blood, then cry. I won't wish to experience that again.

Op, Vaseline or baby oil is your friend.

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