Otenestbestyaho:
That LESBIAN(aisha) can never be beautiful than Patient,even in the dream, she is no~match for mama peace. Mind you, it's the lesbian that gave birth to these children in the ppic below. I wish her and and her certificateless husband(illeterate) death. Amen.

Quoters,oya na, your time start now.

I feel your pain....foool

shortgun:
The house that Buhari will never live in. GEJ till 2019.

did you rili said this....foool

SHARIAREPORTERS:
D "court" must be crazy

eyyaahh....sorry erh!!

benedictjohn:
RESULT FINALLY OUT

you de craze

benedictjohn:
I hear d list is out.. how true?

its not yet out...your source please.

Lawmosh:
pls, which part of the body are we to shave? Is it the head, beard, armpit or pubic area?

all just shave all.

intergral:
I want to use this opportunity to give some little tips a Major gave me last week;
1. Appearance: When your name gets listed make sure you shave all the hair on your body from up to down (you know what I mean). Also make sure that you went there with a shaving stick.
2. Results: by all means Get your original waec result from the school you wrote the exams cos it takes 6month for your Original result to be ready...
3. DOB: Please, please and please make sure you are not above 21 before september, as For that guy that will turn 22 in october you can go ahead cos you are still eligible.... Then next thing that gets people screened like water under DOB is your waec so make sure that the DOB on your original waec is the same as that of your birth certificate, because even if you edit your waec result they will still request for waec scratch card in which waec gave them a special portal that they can use in checking all your info just like other universities do. Incase if reduce your age through declaration of Age please make sure you did it at least two years before the day because they are not too foolish.
4. Manners: look smart make sure you look at their faces when you speaking to them and make sure you sentence will start with "SIR" and end with "SIR".
5. Educational activities: try and practice how to write different types of ESSAY, know your current affairs and last make sure you have a good Answer when you are asked this question " Why do want to join the military? "....
6. Health and fitness: if your names appear on the list try and take Ciprofloxacine tablets for typhoid and Anti Malaria for malaria to avoid falling sick on screening and lastly after seeing your name get a road of 4km and practice every morning and evening by jogging fast but make sure you time yourself to complete it in at least 20-25mins and you'll get better and don't open your mouth while jogging or running.... Do All this pray and submit it to Almighty GOD and see if any godfather can stop you from achieving your september resumption... As for me if the list is not out before the 8th I don't think I will make it cos am going to prepare for my school exam but I assure you that by God's grace we will me meet either in NA, NN or NAF cos am not giving up through direct short service and I will always pray for you guys..........
«REMEMBER I INTEGRATE PROUDLY MATHEMATICIAN»

thanks boss for the piece of information.... may we be favored in the yet to be released list.

DrJohnsonOgbu:
Nigeria Defence Academy (NDA) 67th Regular Course shortlist of Admitted names will be out next week. shortlisted names of successful Applicants will be published nationwide on all Nta stations and newspapers.
We wish to notify all applicant who encounter any problem during the screening exam should Contact Col Johnson O,
on phone help/line -08.02.11.89.094 - for Assistance on Recruitment to shortlist your name in your state.

Col Johnson O , help/line no -08.02.11.89.094 - for guarantee shortlist of your name now.

how market.... business not moving as normal.... fool.

AlfaSeltzer:
Stupiditty that comes with free education.
This same fool will happily buy scotch whiskey, gin and all other foreign liquor but instead of promoting his own local brew and even trying to see how to export it, he's busy banning it.
Useless country.

my dear the local gin has some chemical content that causes kidney failure....its a welcome development.

intergral:

Madawaki abeg which subjects I go write? Na maths I apply.

I'm going for maths too...your combo are English maths physics and chemistry.

barcanista:
This is the simple truth. I can't wait to hear Buhari announce his running mate for the Presidency. Fashola is my first choice too for Deputy slot, but I will throw my weight behind any candidate that the amiable General choose to run with him.

God bless eGift
God bless Buhari

this was the real barcanista I know....pls bro join the moving train....I'm still with you.

Redoil:
from failed unibenstudent to nigeriastudent.

always showing your stupiidity.... go get life boy

ojayfrancis:


Bro what dept are you? That e-exam want to pose a threat

geology department how about you

Dondave11:
Wow! Nice meeting you guys.. I'm also a futmite..
Well, as regards ur e-exam, PM me. If u're in 100l..

a beg give me your number

barcanista:
OP you de post silly propaganda from The Nation that is owned by Tinubu? Abeg I beg you vet news properly before posting. APC is known for propaganda

go get a life slowpoke.

Ameenu007:
Yes. Geology 100lvl

you'll have to forgo one give me your number I be your departmental fellow

Ameenu007:
Damn.. NDAE clashes with my school Exams.

are you a futmite?

omenka:
Obiano seems to be a reasonable man, focussed and mature. He should remain in his party and rally men of like minds to form a strong opposition party that could mitigate likely excesses from APC.

Much as I support APC, one cannot deny the importance of having a vibrant opposition. It is the only way to deepen democracy and promote good governance.

. my brother you are a true democrat.

NACHIEVER:
NO BODY HERE KNOWs HOW AM FEELING
I No Fit Shout and i no Fit Cry.
There is ßitterness in My Heart.
My Throat is So Sore that it really Þains when i Open my Mouth to Speak.
My Heart is Heavy,
It's a Sore to me
And if i hold my þeace i will Give UÞ the Ghost.

all is well bro...let God's will be done.

clevvermind:
the table will soon turn in favour of pdp.

foolll how market??

harpheyz:
To share our ideas more easily I created a group on WhatsApp, to join just drop your number

07033546009

WorldGreatest1:

It has been changed. Now, you can apply for change of Arm of Service in your second term & it will take effect from your third term. You only have control over your choice of service as at registration, be sure of what you want before picking any Arm of Service.

BTW, if you are an applicant & you are currently in 300 level & above in a conventional university send me a PM.
Cheers.

abeg help me with your contact sir.

dharray abeg help me check 55242288GB

pls help check for my bro....he's dying here he wrote on 11 NO RESULT YET....55242288GB

ozoigbondu:
More virginfinders dispatched to allah the god that specialises in distrubting 72 virgins to the terrorist that does his biddings and many more shall follow them till bokoharam is wiped off the face of the earth

Never!! Again!!

God Bless Nigeria
God Bless The Milltary
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan

fool why bringing religion into your clueless post.... are the Chadian soldiers fighting them not Muslims.... bastard.

pls som1 should help me check this 55242288GB

bushdoc9919:


Mr Dog on why a Buhari win is good for dogs in general....

Woof, woof!

If Buhari wins...my master will have a better job...and lotsof money to buy lots of pedigree chum

If Jonathan wins...he will make all honest dogs eat fish....ugh!

Woof woof woooooof!

guy you funny die.

Oceanboy61:
same experience bro.... when did u write urs?

I wrote mine since on the 11th hope you've seen your result.

optimisticmee:
my point is that the same challenges i had bfre were still same wen i deleted and re-registered.
AND i meant to use my pen to correct my d.o.b and as fr my passport i improvised, i jst printed the form like that and put my hardcopy passport on top it and scanned it. jst that it took more space than it would ve if that site was working fine...

you were warned you can now see the implication of deleting...wish you the best though.

all those trying to delete their application and re-register again I just hope words like HAD I KNOW.... IF TO SAY I KNEW....CAN YOU IMAGINE will not come up after deleting.... as I normally say 67RC is for the sharp and wise.

I'm seeing NO RESULT YET....I'm restless

CaptainGeneral1:
65 RC - Before jamb, Nda already said 180 is the cut-off mark. And same as 66 RC. But 67 RC, they haven't told us the cut-off mark. Try scoring up to 200.

guy you sabi reason.... exactly my thought.... let's all pray for God's favor this critical period.