I found it difficult to locate the head.

Why does it look like a giant worm?

I don't know why I hate snakes!

ASUU be like "we won't accept your degree certificate here in Nigeria"

First to comment on the second page.

"Life is simple, but men made it complicated".

Mikester:

Fixed

Men as used by me; means humans.
That quote is from the scriptures.

Who trips and falls with an erected gun.
it is written "Money is a defense"

Love is blind.

This happens to everyone, physical weakness aside, we still accommodate emotional, financial, spiritual, mental, sexual weakness of the ones we love. We don't see it!

I have retired from among those that agitate and wail online about recent happenings in the country, I now mind my own business more than ever.

If you consider all the recent events and allow them to get to your inner being, you may die before your time. Some information, if allowed to provoke negative emotions from you can be a cancer to your spirit.

I said in a recent comment of mine. "There is tension in the land"

No die for Nigeria matter o!
Face your life and only agitate when your agitation can change something.

The greatest man who ever lived said, "hold your peace"

There is tension in the land.


I am most careful now more than ever. The average Nigerian is boiling over something, so they transfer aggression at the slightest provocation.

I missed a call from an unsaved number, returned the call, only to receive unwarranted aggression from the other end.
Here;
Me: hello, sorry I missed your call. I was in a meeting so I couldn't attend to my phone.
Other guy: (laughs for a while).....then said, you missed your call and you are calling me to ask for it? idiot.
Me: ends call.



I find my peace in Jesus Christ.

I have never seen or come across one in my life.......but I see and hear about it on almost all sexual topic.

Abortion and pregnancy prevention pills are not necessary if both partners are sensible enough to do the right thing.

Just passing by.

Your twitter handle sounds male.
....CoolJoe

First to comment on the second page.

There was this popular man in my estate who was always addressed as doctor. So there was this emergency that made people drive the victim to his house, hoping that he would at least give first aid to the child. Only for him to say he was a doctor of philosophy.

JuanJO:

U sure say na estate abi na one village for owo kingdom

Smiles.

tayolove12:


You make me smile, thanks...

Thanks honey. Quotes like this make me joyous. I never thought my comments were creating positive energy.

LesbianBoy:


This was so funny i laughed

Thanks sweetie.
Your quote makes it seem to me like you are a difficult guy to make laugh. Laughter is a best medicine. I am happy I gave you a dose.

This news needs to be authenticated.

This sounds like a fake news.

Picture or........

So mathematics is the same as intelligence.

I celebrate her genius in mathematics but there are many other fields with their own geniuses.

Post screen shots here.

First to comment on the second page.

If you react to an offense by repeating what the offender did, then you are at much fault as the offender.

Do me I do you. Man no go vex.



You are at fault. Apologize for your hasty conclusions founded on the foundation of assumptions.

Assumption kills relationship faster than anyone can describe.

My advice:
Be the man, lead every situation, be the bigger one, show strength, conquer her shortcomings with your manly wisdom; what is the wisdom? Boldness and courage to fix the issue and not the blame. This is the evidence of maturity. Addressing the issue and taking responsibility.




Never play a blame game with a person you love.

GabdelandAgro:
very correct

You get.

yemi1504:


How do you address an issue when the girl does not take it as an issue? Bad and/or rough guys should not reply to that question o as una kuku get girls' mum00 buttons.

If she doesn't take it as an issue, then you two need to discuss. When there communication, you will discover more than what words can express. Communication is key.

This is what you get when you pray "God embarrass me with blessings".

Be careful what you wish for in your heart. You will be surprised how wishes come true.


Some guys on a rape thread be wishing for rape........ If it comes now they will be like this lady, looking for help.

No man knows tomorrow.

Who would believe that this humble guy will become a governor!


I have observed that most of the biggest, most successful men and women of our time are self-made(meaning they didn't inherit the success they now enjoy). So ladies looking for great men of tomorrow, they are the humble ones of today.

Rihanna's mum would pass as Cardi B or Nicki Minaj's mum in this pic.

Not only Rihanna changed, her mother also changed!

It's called cache and cookies. They save your data showing your online activities, then use it to serve you ads.

You're welcome.

GabdelandAgro:
you are a Typical example of Beauty with brain

Thank you sweetheart.

Drsnives:

Me weh come dae browse porn back to back nko, how many dem don display for my wall

Coldshisha:


You're smart

Thanks sugar.

bigbauer:



Wow she talks tech!!! That's my kind of crowd.

Cries out? Seems to me like an announcement to her fellow slay queens, that her pics are hot/sexy enough to masturbate with. Another levels in her ministry.


Vaseline crew don't care about the person in question, they care about bwess, bum bum and vag1na. Give them these things and their food is ready, any girl can achieve this feat she prides herself in.


I remember:
A guy was always masturbating while looking through a key hole to see me dress. Then, each time after I bathed, he will go to my door and peep through the key hole, while i was dressing. It continued till it entered his brain and he started making holes on my door in different angles, he made a hole so big that I saw his full right eye spying on me. I was stark naked, I did as if I didn't notice. I just showed him some more of my curves as a last offering to his masturbation ministry. . I blocked the door holes with a curtain afterwards.

I have never shared this with anyone. You are the first to know this my little secret.

Naughty me, I felt good that a highly respectable guy like him was deriving pleasure from me, without me losing anything. In biology it's called Commensalism.

I was grateful, he was nice enough not to record me. I was his daily manner, so he didn't want to miss his moments. I billed him sha. After the last show I did for him, I collected an amount from him and bought a curtain with the money .

Nonexistent:
You billed him how? He fuccked, isn't it? I hope you enjoyed his dick duties well?

No sweetie, I asked him to gift me money. He gave me and then I bought the curtain I used to cover the door.

Chummynoni:
lol, for real??

For real.

pusapou:
hahahaha ur sense of humour though!

Munamu:


Pls when next is the show again?

Naughty you.

When someone dies, I neither rejoice nor weep, although I may not be able to control my emotions but I control my expressions, because I know my time will come.

My grand mother passed away this year, we are going to celebrate her exit because she died at 100+ years. She farmed even in her 90s. She thought she would die in her farm, the covid lockdown was too much for her. It deprived her of her fresh herbs and crops. As if the crops from her farm, (planted by her and her workers of course) had something that sustained her life force. Many of her peers passed away too, because the lockdown seemed to have disrupted their therapy with nature.

I plan to live more than 100. If God wills.
One thing is sure, death waits for us all.




May our exit from this world be a glorious one and be celebrated.
May it not be an untimely and pitiful one that will attract sympathy.

Amen.

We have bigger issues to deal with.