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TV/Movies / Re: Rachel Johnson Goes Topless On Live TV Show During Brexit Discussion by Austinoiz(m): 5:41pm On Feb 17, 2019
sukerefakere:
I'm waiting for maupe Ogun

That one na woman? I hate dry meat abeg. We are talking about women not stockfish.

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TV/Movies / Re: Rachel Johnson Goes Topless On Live TV Show During Brexit Discussion by Austinoiz(m): 5:39pm On Feb 17, 2019
Whoever blurred her brezz I came to see, may your nyash be exposed at your village market day.

Nonsense and brezz blurring!

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Crime / Re: Sodomy And Cannibalism In Kuje College Exposed By 6-year-old Pupil by Austinoiz(m): 5:13pm On Feb 17, 2019
Nawa ooo...so a boy of 6yrs has had his nyash busted by some beasts. Chai!!! God have mercy.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Becomes Star Lager Beer New Ambassador by Austinoiz(m): 2:14pm On Jan 28, 2019
Congratulations big man wey no dey wear agbada
Celebrities / Re: Ali Nuhu Visits Ganduje With Kannywood Actors by Austinoiz(m): 7:31pm On Jan 26, 2019
The exposed Kano zombies have gone to Gandollarize their pockets.

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Politics / Re: APC Grooming Another Saraki In Senate With Amosu, Okorocha by Austinoiz(m): 10:50am On Jan 21, 2019
Broz, abeg dey one side jare. No dey insult Oga Saraki a.k.a Sarriball. Why u go dey liken him to odes like Okoroawusa and Amosun?
Sports / Re: Nigerian Referee Beaten Mercilessly By Supporters After NPFL Match. Photos by Austinoiz(m): 10:41am On Jan 21, 2019
I never fight for Chelsea, na yeye club for NPFL wey wereys dey play I go dey fight for. I dey madt?

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Sports / Re: Gonzalo Higuain Set To Complete Chelsea Transfer On Tuesday! by Austinoiz(m): 10:25am On Jan 21, 2019
BAVOSKI:
Useless....where is him against arsenal...after dropping 3points

I was looking for she but didn't see him that day
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Gushes Over Her Son, Jayce As He Clocks 4 Months by Austinoiz(m): 2:07pm On Jan 20, 2019
I don't know what the post says but all my life, I've known feminists to be a bunch of frustrated sadist whose myriads of irreversible mistakes keep in a rat race cycle.
Crime / Re: Man Nabs Boy Who Stole His Boxers In Abraka, Delta State by Austinoiz(m): 2:00pm On Jan 20, 2019
So this yeyelity n reach boxers. Chukwu, we dey your hands. You're our protector and strong shield.
Fashion / Re: Ladies Can You Rock This Fake Ass Dress To An Event? by Austinoiz(m): 5:33pm On Jan 19, 2019
Nonsense no dey impress me
Religion / Re: Peter Obi: Mbaka Reacts To Outburst, Says He's Scripturally Right & Not Scared by Austinoiz(m): 7:10pm On Dec 05, 2018
kereman1:
Baka greatest mistake is involving himself wit d affairs of politics....
D man is fake.

Why can't he get involved in politics, isnt he a n electorate just like you?
Is he not a Nigerian?
What stops him from asking relevant questions same way same way you do?
Finally, get this, you can never separate the church from government.
Politics / Re: Magu: Diezani Protected From Arrest By Law Enforcement Agencies In UK by Austinoiz(m): 7:02pm On Dec 05, 2018
Mr. Arrest,,what stops from prosecuting Gandollar, Babachir, Oke, Lawal Daura and even Jubrin, alleged to be doubling somebody in Aso.
Celebrities / Re: Morayo Akabashorun: "My Husband Can't Bathe My Daughter" by Austinoiz(m): 1:38pm On Dec 05, 2018
The she.diot is invariably calling her hubby a pevert and a first class incest degree holder.

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Crime / Re: Man Headbutts Lady While Fighting Her At Ikeja City Mall, Tears Her Bra by Austinoiz(m): 2:57pm On Dec 03, 2018
Wetin dey were dey find inside bra nah, em wan bite her n.ipples abi suck bress?
Politics / Re: Father Mbaka Speaks On Orji Uzor Kalu’s Health by Austinoiz(m): 2:43pm On Dec 03, 2018
PreciousJuice:
Set aside hatred and bitterness, 2019 is around the corner, vote wisely, vote progress, vote to secure the nation's Treasury from getting into wrong hands again, Nigerians are not goats, we are wise, we let the mistakes of the past guide our path to a better future
Also, the most ridiculous propaganda (accusations of impostor) against the present administration shows how desperate and clueless some components of confusion are, these set of individuals are bent on taking gullible Nigerians for granted, taking advantage of them (gullible Nigerians) by feeding them pathetic and ridiculous lies.
This Nation is ours, we don't need them (confusionists) to tell us who is dead or alive, they tried this before but eventually abandoned their perilous course and went into exile, lols
Patriotism is the key to making the right choice in the coming election, we say NO to Treasury looters and agents of backwardness.
God Bless Nigeria.

BMC Ode! Have you been paid for the month of November? If not, hide your face.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Arrives Sokoto To Support Atiku For Campaign. Photos by Austinoiz(m): 2:36pm On Dec 03, 2018
Zombies will die at the sight of GEJ and all the stimulated chieftains.
No time for lifeless Assembly
Politics / Re: Uche Nwosu Dumps DPP For AA, Campaigns With Buhari's Image (pic) by Austinoiz(m): 2:31pm On Dec 03, 2018
Uche and Rochas get 1st class for desperation.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (2 - 0) On 2nd December by Austinoiz(m): 12:13pm On Dec 02, 2018
Fulham will be fully harmed with goals today...no time for umu ihe West London derby things.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians On Twitter Share The Craziest Thing They've Done This Year by Austinoiz(m): 4:16pm On Nov 30, 2018
Wetin concern me with una lies kwanu

Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Celebrates 10 Years Without Sex by Austinoiz(m): 6:43pm On Nov 28, 2018
If true, good for her. I love this, even as some of us (me in particular) hasnt done it yet even at the age of 30
Grace of God and mother Mary's perpetual intercession has been the key for me.
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But mehnnn! It hasnt been easy ooo!
Sports / Re: Super Falcons Victory Dance After Beating Cameroon 4 - 2 (Videos, Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 6:29pm On Nov 28, 2018
NotNairalandi:
Go girls!!!!! We got una back

Keep getting backs...Alfa Sule
Romance / Re: Which Type Of Single Are You? (Photo) by Austinoiz(m): 5:49pm On Nov 28, 2018
Ask Lala if his snakes are single single or single leave me alone.

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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie, Bianca Ojukwu, Ralph Uwazuruike Step Out Together by Austinoiz(m): 5:42pm On Nov 28, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
olosho old hag dinning with a failed actor/politician....
all these rally will end in bed with the young lad pounding a pussy ojukwu once swam in, even his dad Pete dare not fvck bianca

Become big a "failed actor" like Yul and I will publicly sing your praise.
Hungry kid masturbating with free data.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Soldiers Injured By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Hospital by Austinoiz(m): 5:34pm On Nov 28, 2018
Jubrin just dey wave hand like say em hand dey lifeless n suspended in the air.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Soldiers Injured By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Hospital by Austinoiz(m): 5:29pm On Nov 28, 2018
Alepa:
God bless you sir .
Sai baba till 2023.
Please ignore the Ipob above me . He is referring to his father

You're an idiot for insulting the father of a dude who didn't mention your name nor your fathers.
Irredeemable zombie!
Sports / Re: David Beckham And Daughter, Harper Share A Kiss. Fans React (Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 2:10pm On Nov 27, 2018
There is nothing there to react for.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry Someone Whose Nude Photos/video Has Leaked On Social Media?? by Austinoiz(m): 7:53pm On Nov 26, 2018
Op, 80% of girls and guys in relationships have nude pics/ videos in someone's mobile memory.
Thy shall not leak is the commandment.

So shun this childish question .
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan At Oroghene Oghenejobo And Oluwafemi Ologun Wedding by Austinoiz(m): 7:42pm On Nov 26, 2018
fk001:
What is special about this news if i may ask?

Month don dey end, BMC zombie don dey masturbate because of paltry 30k

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Sends Nude Pictures To Her Colleague. Lands In Trouble by Austinoiz(m): 7:34pm On Nov 26, 2018
Who the hell censored this pinshure?

Bros, If you be dry bone, you no go show mercy to Vaseline Crew?

In fact, see u in tribunal
Romance / Re: Married Woman Sends Nude Pictures To Her Colleague. Lands In Trouble by Austinoiz(m): 7:34pm On Nov 26, 2018
Who the hell censored this pinshure? If you be dry bone, you no go show mercy to Vaseline Crew?

In fact, see u in tribunal

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