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Politics / Re: 2019: I Did Not Defect To APC – Senator Akpabio by Austinoiz(m): 2:09pm On Nov 26, 2018
Not surprised at all at this man's trash. 24 hours is too much a time for FULL ZOMBIISM ACTIVATION.
Romance / Re: If We Are Dating & I Find Out You Play Sports Betting, It’s Over - Nigerian Lady by Austinoiz(m): 1:57pm On Nov 26, 2018
OdikwaRisky:
men that bet are highly irresponsible and foolish. They are usually broke and lazy too cuz you hardly see rich people who know the value of money engage in such foolishness, only riffraffs and never do wells crowd betting shops. The ones that want to hammer instead of working hard. I totally agree with the girl.

You're very stupid and its conc on your head is too corrosive for your little brain.
Religion / Re: Catholic Church In Nigeria Celebrates Feast Of Christ The King Today by Austinoiz(m): 3:51pm On Nov 25, 2018
Hoodbilonia:
coven
catholics are trapped
place wey dem dey close everywhere
they hide
they condition them
no bible
nothing
just a piece of useless worthless paper of todays sermon madly modified by catholics and contrasting to ref in bible verses.
they worship idols
furnicate and even drink beer within church premises. smoke ..and do all evil in the name of harvest and baazar.. abegi
fake ass idol worshipers
stepped my foot off catholic decades ago

catholic is evil
stay away from them
no diff btwn catholic and grail message,eckankar and the rest of them all.

'Good' boy.
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Looking Flawless In New Photo by Austinoiz(m): 10:41am On Nov 23, 2018
Nairaland is full of shit like the nyashes nyashy mods take to front page.
Crime / Re: Rapist Who Tore Girl's Private Part In Lagos Punished. Graphic by Austinoiz(m): 10:28am On Nov 23, 2018
Afonjas and rape sef
Politics / Re: Enugu APC Guber Candidate, Ayogu Eze’s Spokesman Defects To PDP by Austinoiz(m): 10:22am On Nov 23, 2018
PDP will force Jubrin to make defeat acceptance call from da oza room come February
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Celebrates His 35th Birthday With New Adorable Photo by Austinoiz(m): 9:35am On Nov 23, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
zero talent..always fvcking and impregnenting beauty Queen's..
nothing special to celebrate here....

Hater, if your talent can grow to 'zero level' (as you described Flavour's), we'll all gather here everyday to celebrate your accomplishments.
Romance / Re: Man Arrested For Kissing Oba’s Daughter In Public by Austinoiz(m): 7:31pm On Nov 20, 2018
SAMBARRY:
being a non virgin is NOT A JUSTIFICATION FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT. jeez!

So a peck from a supposed boyfriend of hers is a criminal offense abi

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Romance / Re: Man Arrested For Kissing Oba’s Daughter In Public by Austinoiz(m): 6:40pm On Nov 20, 2018
All these hypocritical Afonja obas sef. So ur long disvirgined daughter is a gemstone no 'mouth' should touch abi.
Celebrities / Re: Missing Titi Segun-Banjo Has Been Found by Austinoiz(m): 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2018
This Geh with big bress went to service her scratching 'engine'
Politics / Re: School Boy Meets President Buhari, Shakes Him While Kneeling by Austinoiz(m): 6:15pm On Nov 20, 2018
See how Jubrin Al Sudani dey shine teeth because a boy knelt down for him. grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Tito Segun-Banjo Is Missing (Photo) by Austinoiz(m): 1:36pm On Nov 20, 2018
Blaizeless:



I think by this comment of urs, u are a born bastard

Bros, you should have read that comment again before you unleashed your needless bile on the brother. The guy was just hoping nothing bad happens to her and u're pouring frustration on him...Nawa oo
Events / Re: Photos From The Burial Of Cyrus Nunieh by Austinoiz(m): 8:07am On Nov 20, 2018
Self-invited heart attack helped quicken this baba's journey to the great beyond.
Imagine what it will be like seeing his wife go out and come back late on a regular for Kongo servicing grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Excited Zamfara Twin Sisters After Being Released By Kidnappers. by Austinoiz(m): 11:23pm On Nov 18, 2018
kingthreat:


I swear, I rather be an al-majiri begging for alms than an ipob. Shyt for brains

You're already an Almajiri by self-assumption since you're allowed your so-called sophisticated brains plunge into the realms of zombiism with the speed of light, for the sake of defending a certain Buhari (or Jubrin).
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: (AWCON) 2018 Women Cup Of Nations - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by Austinoiz(m): 6:48pm On Nov 18, 2018
Our girls were LIFELESS like Jubrin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: (AWCON) 2018 Women Cup Of Nations - 0 - 1 (Full Time) by Austinoiz(m): 6:41pm On Nov 18, 2018
grazman:
The problem of this team is that the Igbo girls are damn too much

Nnamdi KANU as paid them to sabotage nigeria cry
Your case is irredeemable.

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Excited Zamfara Twin Sisters After Being Released By Kidnappers. by Austinoiz(m): 6:40pm On Nov 18, 2018
kingthreat:


If Buhari is Jubrin, then your father is actually the aged retrograde Ojukwu

Jubrin Al Sudani is the controller of this zombie disturbing me here.
Kill yourself because of Jubrin ooo!
Crime / Re: Photos Of Excited Zamfara Twin Sisters After Being Released By Kidnappers. by Austinoiz(m): 1:57pm On Nov 18, 2018
kingthreat:


Na ya papa be Jubrin.

Jubrin is in Aso Rock...If u cant stomach that bitter truth, suicide rope is within you...do the needful.

Its your type that lick a fellow man's shit because the said man knows someone that works with someone whose Oga knows someone close to power. Ode!
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chiefpriest & Pretty Mike Cooking For Kokun Foundation (Photo) by Austinoiz(m): 8:12pm On Nov 17, 2018
Dshocker:


Don't let poverty becloud your sense of reasoning,please!

Micky mouse fellow, heaven knows am richer than you. So keep your pains within.

Politics / Re: Rauf Aregbesola: 'I Never Collected Salary, Never Built A House As A Governor' by Austinoiz(m): 7:57pm On Nov 17, 2018
When I opened this thread,I thought I'd see a human being...what a huge disappointment after checking out the name!
Politics / Re: Saraki Reacts To Viral Audio On Helping Buhari In 2015 by Austinoiz(m): 7:47pm On Nov 17, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I sent that audio file to a few friends who work as audio forensic analysts at Dolby Laboratories and they gave the same verdict.
That audio recording is fake and partly doctored.

They didn't say the same about Magus,
Neither did they say the same about Ganduje's video.
APC keeps looking for imaginary scandals to divert attention from their complicity to corruption.

-APC is drowning
-Buhari is shivering,
-Oshiomhole will soon become a convicted felon.
-Dasuki will soon be free again,
-The killer Fulani herdsmen will go back to Libya,
-Jubrin will return to Sudan.
-Nigeria will work again.
-Our youths will no more run to Libya,
-Our car owners won't stoop so low to become Uber drivers just to survive.
-Our import duty/tarriffs will be reduced,
-Our security forces will be retrained,
-Our land ports will be opened,
-The exploitative stamp duty charge will be stopped
-Jobs will be created,
-Most importantly, Nigeria will be restructured.
No more shall the heads of Government parastatals come from just one region and of the same religion.

PDP has won the Presidential battle and if you are a Southerner and you aren't behind Atiku, you are a betrayer.
Say no to vote splitters like Durotoye and Moghalu
Say no to political jokers like Sowore.
Say no to clueless liars like Baba/Osinbanjo.

A vote for APC is an endorsement to the senseless massacres of Barkin Ladi, Agatu, Tapkum, Kachia, Zangon Kataf and Kasuwan Magani.


Wise guys like NwaAmaikpe have been stimulated...Zombies, enjoy your drowning dive.
Celebrities / Re: Cubana Chiefpriest & Pretty Mike Cooking For Kokun Foundation (Photo) by Austinoiz(m): 7:38pm On Nov 17, 2018
Jazzmen, looking for whom to steal his/her destiny.
Nonsense and jellof rice.

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Crime / Re: Madam Orders Thugs To Brutalize Gateman In Delta For Asking For His Salary (Pics by Austinoiz(m): 2:34pm On Nov 16, 2018
Lemme bookmark this...in case I hear say gateman stabbed madam to death in Delta, I no go type RIP for the she.diot
Celebrities / Re: Sir Shina Peters Performing At Bianca & Ojukwu's Wedding (Throwback Photo) by Austinoiz(m): 1:04pm On Nov 15, 2018
Biggty:
The Coward who led over 3 millions Igbo people to there untimely death.

You and your brace dad have not led ordinary dog to ease itself before ooo...but enjoy your stupidity shaaa...It's a free gift, just like your 10mb data.
Crime / Re: Mother Pours Hot Water On Son In Ogun by Austinoiz(m): 12:58pm On Nov 15, 2018
Are u sure she didn't transfer aggression meant for her hubby on this boy?
Nothing wittles down the already weak brain of most ladies than being in 'hell' with a man especially one with pencil 'stick' somewhere.

Shild of Saataan on the loose.
Celebrities / Re: Rahama Sadau Speaks On 'Romance' With Akon by Austinoiz(m): 7:13pm On Nov 14, 2018
humandroid:
You'd make the 4th wife. The only thing I like about Islam is the opportunity to have constant group sex matrimonally

Semiologist
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Looking All "Yummy" As She Steps Out In Style (PHOTO) by Austinoiz(m): 3:21pm On Nov 14, 2018
Flavour dey enjoy oooo
Celebrities / Re: "If Women Ruled The World There’ll Be No Wars" - Juliet Ibrahim Says (PHOTOS) by Austinoiz(m): 3:09pm On Nov 14, 2018
The world would be a better place if you control the number of men squeezing your nyash upandan.
Romance / Re: 'Pretty Girls Don't Like Fine Guys, We Like Ugly Guys Who Dress Nice'- Lady Says by Austinoiz(m): 6:25pm On Nov 12, 2018
Immediately I saw the fallen br.east, I lost hope in her misyarn.
Politics / Re: 'RIP APC': Youths Denounce APC With A Coffin In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Austinoiz(m): 6:16pm On Nov 12, 2018
Zombies raising up brooms upandan yet una dey R.I P APC. See lifeless faces up there.

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Culture / Re: Farouk Umar, Emir Of Daura Welcomes Second Child With Gimbiya Aisha Umar Farouk by Austinoiz(m): 6:12pm On Nov 12, 2018
The f@ckative emir giving birth to playmates for the soon-to-retire lifeless one.
I hear say ni.gga like them young. cheesy cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: "Don’t Lose A Good Side Nigga Over Your Boyfriend"-juliet Ibrahim Advises Ladies by Austinoiz(m): 6:04pm On Nov 12, 2018
Ibrahim 'Squeezed Nyash" Juliet.

See nyash wey one careless Afonja dried all the fresh from dey form adviser. Taaaa!!!!

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