OgogoroFreak:
Tell her the simple truth about how you got her number only if she insist. She already knew you want to fvck. Telling unnecessary lie makes her see you as timid.

Kpansh master, I hail thee.

philip0906:

Shut the hell up...This is a faceless forum. No one cares about what you are or not. Anyone can type sh.it in here.

Your post reeked of bile and hunger. You typed like you knew Dj Cuppy personally and she had hurt you.

Edit: I checked your posts, as at last year, you were still writing Jamb. You were even born in 1999. But you come online and claim you're "living the life". Thunder fire you dia

Omo see wicked deflation of overpumped 'tyre'. Philip, you are wicked ooo. Well, that serves the kid right. He thinks the past is not key to the present n future....faceless kids forming nonsense upandan

JasonScoolari:
I go for Omoni Oboli and Uche Jumbo. That's the type of ass I admire. (Especially Uche Jumbo)


Chioma Chukwuka own be like grinding stone. The yansh strong pass cement wen rain beat.

Ufuoma own be like horse. The thing too go up and the yansh nor balance well.




Lemme call the yansh physician, Dr lefulefu to come and see his patients displaying their sickness.

Special adviser on nyashiology, I dey feel your analysis

GisterNG e be like say your news start and end with Alex Onyii. U dey finish soap with her images so?

Benekruku:
Eastern Governors they all will be trying to show support for His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)


But the status quo remains valid! 5% is their stake and still wont alter or influence anything.


Just empty barrels making loud noises

His Excellence, President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR) already got 55% of votes locked down. Just strategizing to get at least 25% of the left over 45%

Your stupidity and insanity are locked down

ADAMXMAR:
keep ur boobs to ur mutherfucking self

Taaa puooo there! Like say u no like wetin u see; like say your pr%ck no dey nod head upandan like Agama Lizard for where em dey now.

This boy has been seeking attention more than skull miners from his pepper drew region.

Pinshure or Idonbelivit

CheapDataGuy:
No be dis same woman wey Inyaya take sing be dat??
One thing that's not clear till today is did Inyaya taste the honey pot

Even he did, has he fared any better?

mrvitalis:
I hate when people talk without knowing facts

States make say 5 billion per month and at 18k has a wage bill of 3.5 billion a month

So less than 2% of the population is meant to take 80% or more of our income?

Let Labour give us the mathematics to back their demand... Let's see how many percentage of our income they want

Before u accuse me the total money allocated to the national assembly can't pay workers salaries for a month...

The money allocated to the executive can't pay salaries for a month also

This I have with fact

National assembly budget is 150bn ..wage bill is 166bn

There you have it.. And that's 166bn when u have 18k minimum wage.. So at 30k it would be over 300k

And 3.6 trillion naira a year to pay a group of federal civil servants In a year. .when most of them are un serious

Your statistics is at best a hallucination of a sinking fellow. Who asked for your cheeky stat, Mr. Lifeless' clown?

Toreddo3679:

shut up...
as if you're not wet ajlready

Abeg who be the wetter and the wettress.

Gyan is shameless. Look at his first son and tell me if he's not insane to consider that boy as another's.
Infidelity has robbed some men and women (mostly men off their senses).

Olalan:
If womanisers and beer drinkers calculate how much they spend on their adventures they will be be more cautious

Sharrap! Is it your womanizing and beer? How much has your cautiousness fetched you?

OkaNaUbe:
The word, "duh" doesn't exist in English Language.

"Sorry" is misused by a lot of youth, even corps members and graduates alike.

Imagine, one day, I was standing in the
ATM queue waiting for my turn to make withdrawal and one Corps member asked me, "sorry who is the last person?", I retorted, " Why are you sorry? You haven't wronged me" and "I am not the last person".

I went on to tell her that she should have said, " Excuse me, who is the last person in the queue?"

Correction fluid, it's obvious you did that because its a 'she'; had it been a fellow guy, I'm sure you won't u've sold your intelligent 'credentials' to him.

HigherEd:
The South West would be crucial to Atiku's Victory. My advise is for him to pick a proposed SGF from the South-West now and not wait till after election. If it doesn't break campaign rules, the picture of the proposed SGF should be included in the campaign posters/bill boards of Atiku/Obi situated particularly in the South West.

He needs to create a mental equivalence of the VP and SGF in the heart of every Yoruba man alive. There's a real risk for the South West in this election. If Buhari loses the SW and by extension the election, it would severely reduce the electoral value of the South West which would encourage other candidates to look elsewhere for alliances since the Osinbanjo presence couldn't win the Zone over for Buhari.

The South West is truly playing to the tune of advanced democracy where votes are issue based, but the zone is advised not to throw caution to the wind especially In a country where the other five zones are going to put ethnicity as a core motivation for voting.

Sophisticated nepotism coming from a warped mentality.

Righteousness89:
Nobody was born mad!

Madness is Either as a Result of Talking Very Harmful substances or Most Times a Result of Demonic and Evil Projections....

All in all! Only GOD Givee Permanent Cure to Madness!! No doctor Home or Abroad can Cure It!!

I advise the Government to Organize a state prayer and send for God's Servant like Pastor Lazarus Muoka or Visit the Lords chosen Headquarters Lagos..... One Word from his mouth will Settle their Matter.

Zombie, has one word from your god-in-man settled your matter(s).
It's people like you that make his mere pastors feel they're superior beings.

Boyooosa:
These ones don even get belle b4 wedding ..

Hahahahaha

Afonjas and their remoteness sef

Afonjas will spray sp*erm on their smelly bodies faster than E-money's spraying gun on this thread

Zombified yolobar with thick stretch marks, allow us nah. Is it your backward?

Fierce11:
Wow.. What can I say?!!! Such beautiful words from such a beautiful lady!.. I'd rather lose my limbs than disagree with her..

Fuckative...I sight u. Nshi nwanyi!

ChrisMafian:
PDP thugs again. Why won't they hire thugs when they have looted more than enough.
It will never be well with those trying to destabilize Nigeria either by looting, violence or calling for Referendum.

Pained ass*ole, PDP also looted your senses abi.

cosmatika:
Ambode the coward is working

Overcoward dey worry am.

Richdad50:
Buhari and APC government have intensified poverty on more than 70% of Nigerians. You can feel the scourge of poverty, debt, hunger, pain and dispair all over the country.
In those days, giving to the poor was inborn in us all, natural without stress but not today. Buhari simply brings out the worst in Mankind

Bro, who be this Buhari that killed your joy?

oyi1:

Closing down all the betting shop in Nigeria will be my 1st agenda if elected the president of Nigeria

Shattap!!!! Is it your betting shop?

oyi1:

Closing down all the betting shop in Nigeria will be my 1st agenda if elected the president of Nigeria

Shatttap!!! Is it your betting shop?

Illiteracy na wicked disease.
BTW, why is junks like this always emanating from the red roof region...the so-called sophisticated region.
#sophisticatedIlliterates.

Hotzone:
Sorry if I don't mention the name of my organization but I am seriously worried and deeply in love with my female senior colleague who wants me to pop the question as soon as possible. While feeling reluctant to respond to her feelings, I am much distracted and feels intimidated with respect to her position of power and money.

See how una dey lie carelessly. You said YOU ARE DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HER , yet you're still seriously worried and feeling RELUCTANT TO RESPOND TO HER FEELING. Which adult does this? Are u confused or something bro?
Why don't you tell us your senior colleague is listing after you? At least, this is a bit believable than your initial lie.

Without insulting the dignity of the deceased, I beg to ask: Was the man and his wife crying for their dead members or because of their destroyed source of income?

Wetin Miss show-bwest dey talk ni?

Leave the gustler alone nah.
Woe to the idiot that snapped him

Jaideyone:
we understand you ibos have to respect for elders and traditional institutions. that explain why a traditional ruler can get beaten mercilessly without any outrage.

http://www.informationng.com/2018/06/enugu-traditional-ruler-beaten-to-death-by-his-subjects.html

we also understand you are fond of waking your elders with sliding tackle.

pls keep your lack of respect for elders and traditional institutions in your region. thank you

Bros u wicked ooo...which one be waking kings up with sliding tackle kwa? U made me laff sotey I liked your reply.