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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Turned Down A Lady Who Has Expressed A Romantic Interest In You? by BarakOkenny(m): 1:34pm On Feb 13, 2015
More times than i can actually remember.... Blame it on my brain that wasn't configured to think there are no spiritual strings attached when a lady comes, asking for a brother's hand in romance.
Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Girlfriend Aisha Welcome New Baby...and It's A Boy by BarakOkenny(m): 1:07am On Feb 02, 2015
Mubbyleey:
CoNgratuLationS To hiM, I hopE tHe bOy wOnT bE lIke hiS fAtheR.
Oga, why you dey curse the little child nah? How else can shall we call the child blessed, if he doesn't grow up to be a replica of his father?
Education / Re: Alma Oputa: Covenant University's Best Graduating Student by BarakOkenny(m): 1:30pm On Jan 29, 2015
The girl is an acute carbon-copy of Tiwa Savage, only that, she didn't skip her bra. tongue
Jokes Etc / Check This Out! 38 Intriguing Facts, You Probably Don't Know. by BarakOkenny(m): 2:24am On Jan 22, 2015
Top of the morning to you all nairalanders..! ermmm, in a nutshell, I stumbled on some wierd facts, while surfing the net, in the course of trying to get rid of my abject insomnia laced with boredom, at this early hours of the day, so, i decided to share them with y'all, even though, funny as most of them sounds, they are as true as the gospel, yeah, scratch the stance that it was posted in the jokes section... Without further fuss brethren, here we go.... DO KNOW? 1-The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English alphabet. 2- Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. 3- Its possible to lead a cow upstairs but not down. 4- the average person swallows 295 times during a meal. 5- the average age at which America's presidents have taken office is 54. 6- Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola than any other country. 7- You can't tickle yourself. 8- Brazil is named after a tree. 9- The brand Nokia is named after a place in Southern Finland. 10- There are no rivers in Saudi Arabia. 11- Months that starts on a Sunday will always have a Friday her 13th. 12- The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in a lifetime. 13- Frogs don't drink water, they absorb water through their skin. 14- Wine is sold in tinted bottles because it spoils when exposed to light. 15- The dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle. 16- The past tense for the English word "dare" is 'durst'. 17- The word 'testify' derived from a time when men were required to swear on their testicles. 18- Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car. 19- Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. 20-Tarantula spiders can survive 2 and a half years without food. 21- The opposite sides of a dice always add up to 7. 22- Tokyo was once known as Edo. 23- A 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories. 24- hiccups usually last for 5 minutes. 25- Women hearts beats faster than men. 26- Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. 27- The longest word that can be typed using our right hand is 'lollipop'. 28- Akousticophobia is the fear of noises. 28- Melophobia is the fear of music. 29- Your tongue is the fastest healing part of your body. 30- A hippopotamus can run faster than a man. 31- An Ostrich can outrun a horse. 32- Money is the number one thing that couples argue about. 33- A group of frogs is called an army. 34- That you can spell the word 'level' the same backwards. 35- That you can spell the word racecar the same backwards. 36- "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister. 37- the word 'taxi' is spelled the same in English, German, French, Sweedish and Portuguese. 38- Hippopotomonstrosesquippepedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Photo Of Herself And Her Man In Bed by BarakOkenny(m): 10:57am On Jan 14, 2015
Kakakino:


The star shared this photo of herself in bed with a mysterious man, whose identity is unknown, via Instagram and she called herself

“Duchess on a mission

We wonder if she’s on a mission to win his heart. Either way, they look cute together…

: http://www.kakakino.com/2015/01/tonto-dikeh-shares-photo-mystery-man-mr-x-bed-serious-night-banging/
The bleep I gave... Just died.
Celebrities / Re: This Dude Has More Hips And Azz Than Mercy Johnson And Kim K Combined [photos] by BarakOkenny(m): 12:23am On Jan 14, 2015
Inferiority complex is a bad stone to stumble on, makes you blind enough not to see the world as your oyster... Mos' def'
Romance / Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by BarakOkenny(m): 12:10am On Jan 14, 2015
Okay, here, I'll take it that 10 lassies paid a nigga to bring their name to limelight.!

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Food / Re: Nairalanders,what Type Of Food Do You Hate/detest Most by BarakOkenny(m): 2:39pm On Jan 13, 2015
Nneka123:
I hate beans!
Ma'am, You just lied? You can't possibly possess a skin so, spick and span as this, if really beans didn't dominate your diet.
Celebrities / Re: 8 Wealthiest People Of All Times.. by BarakOkenny(m): 12:39am On Jan 10, 2015
I bet this man from Otueke is twice as much wealthier than a couple of these stipulated individuals, by now.
Celebrities / Re: The C.E.O Of Has Been Kidnapped!!! by BarakOkenny(m): 2:45pm On Jan 07, 2015
Ehen! Because sey Makinde Azeez handsome, motherfuckers wan come hold him for ransome abi? Una go shake body for Kirikiri prison, and Buhari will make pretty sure of that..
Literature / Re: READ THIS! Writers Helping Writers Improve Writers Group by BarakOkenny(m): 10:47am On Jan 06, 2015
Diamondwriter:
hav added u.
here bro, 08135225833, together let's ascend from that peanut, writer to that prolific one.

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