Abeg rest
Evening Newspaper!

Emmariks:
Wetin de vex me now na Timo Werner wer score three goals and one assist for Leipzig.

The only solution to cfc problems is giving tuchel the SACK ENVELOPE

TOPCRUISE:
Chai. Criminals don't respect successful people. Their action is to kill and destroy them when they engage them

Pop smoke comes to mind.

Tilumbu's thugs going down one by one...
What God cannot do does not exist.

franchasofficia:
To be honest, the world is unfair to women generally




Men cheat everyday and get away with it, but when a woman cheats it becomes the talk of the century.



Honestly its not easy to be born a female in this world.



Some guys will call unmarried ladies above 30yrs "evening newspaper", even when the lady might not be the cause of her being single, the pressure on ladies is just so much, so guys mocking single ladies, just imagine if you were a lady, how many guys must have fvcked you with different fake promises, it is well. Dear ladies, God will strengthen you all, and when you fall please don't think its the end of the world, just pick up yourself and continue pushing, it will definitely end in praise for you

simp.

Doyou2019:

MI is a Nairalander..
If you know, you know.

Badtt guyy

Never chase a girl...Make them chase you and always try to be the first to leave the r'ship if you notice ugly signs.

Ain't got any heartbreak yet cos i play my game well

I hate snakes
Very wicked animal just lyk verywickedman.

Viraltrends123:
whether you like it or not, we will all vote for the 37 year old youth. You can continue tagging anyone that doesn't support your candidate

MTCHEEW!!

Viraltrends123:
How many people is supporting them

Do you know if am supporting either of them?

Viraltrends123:
Ohhh, it's a 61 year old man that is a youth, okay

He never said he is youth...He just engaged the youths

Viraltrends123:
Is that why you are supporting Tinubu or Obi

why u no put atiku and kwankwaso

U just dey confuse

WowSweetGuy:
let him try local government chairman first

Forget...man is trying to promote his village man with the youth trend as PO did.

Grace differs sha.

Bad news for all URCHINS!!!

Viraltrends123:
Youth 2023!!!

E be lyk say the man na ur brother.

motayoayinde:

YOU'RE RIGHT.
SCHADENFREUDE IT'S CALLED.

english version EPICARICACY

Staphylococcus:
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AKPA-AMU

Staphylococcus:
The NDLEA needs to test Peter when he arrives!


Dude is riding on one expensive never seen hard-drugs!


How do you just wake-up and believe that you stand a chance with a political god !


I did a 78 hour research to phantom what could have inspired such beliefs, and all I arrived at was HARD-DRUGS


When a man starts believing in impossibilities, he is into substances that's not healthy

YINMU

Go chop breakfast na wetin dey worry you

Everything is possible under the sun and as for Hon.PO aso rock is 75% acquired for him by "WE OBIDIENTS".

Her business

Na tobi amusan i dey famz

U don smoke dat thing this early morning abi?

@verywickedman have answered your mumu question

Greattestman:
She's 2yrs younger than me(17) and in a private high school which I was never previledged to. She lies to our dad and her mom that I beat her up and they will jointly tie me up to flog me and deny me of food.

I come dey think say na serious matter oo

LonelyLucifer:
@The retard commenter above me:

Aren't you tired of all this your dry jokes?.... Believe me bruh, they are lame

Lucifer fighting his apprentice.

If him family get money nah case closed be dat....

Chai!! I just dey pity dat boy as per say em never taste the fruit in the middle of garden of eden b4 being murdered

donaldking100:
On Twitter, Tinubu is not popular.
On Facebook, Tinubu is not popular.
On Instagram, Tinubu is not popular.
In all online polls, Tinubu is not popular.
In the South-South, Tinubu is not popular.
In the South-East, Tinubu is not popular.
In the North, Atiku & Kwankwaso are the front-runners.
Apart from rigging, i'm still wondering where Tinubu would get his bloc votes from.
Or is it Lagos State votes that would make him win the presidential election?
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

In the south east tinubu does not exist....saying he is not popular is a mistake

Divine grace na your mate?

His life and family,his bunch of key...
Nothing consign me

She is digging her money maker

VeryWickedMan:
Take your son for DNA test. If positive, kill the mother.
If negative, kill both.

Use poison.


Modus operandi:
Smile a lot in the days leading up to this act.
Forgive her. Act like you've come to terms with the situation. If abortion is decided, support her. If successful, act relieved and happy. Behave well. Buy goodies for the family. Defend her furiously if attacked by nosy friends/family. Allow sufficient time to pass so you won't be suspected (months).


Strike.

Blood of isaiah!!!

Zetty177x:
Where's the Imumolen from?

I no know for the nigga

Xscape1993:
Crime does not pay ooo.

Bro crime pays when u are damn smart.

Viraltrends123:
For not supporting failed leaders

This ur imumolen look lyk pesin wey go finish naija money for budakkan.