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Women are the most unpredictable and most delicate 'creatures' (Yes Creatures) in this world, and understanding them sometimes can be very difficult...
So this is one swift 'expo' for men lol...These are 10 things your woman always thinks about but might not tell you.
#1. She grades you on your creativity
But, one thing is for sure- whatever she is not telling you, is of utmost importance. So, we went undercover and dug up ten such things, which every girlfriend or wife will never tell her man. And, here is our guide for you to know exactly what goes on in your girl’s mind!
Asking a girl out for a lunch date is a great icebreaker, but continuing to meet her there always is just so 90s. Yes, it is totally out of fashion now! Although she will not say anything to you, but this could prove to be a turn-off for her. Today, you have to be creative; surprise her, amaze her and only then will you get some brownie points for being romantic. So, pull up your socks boys and think up of ways that will truly floor her.
#2. She wants you to learn some dates by heart
Just the way you remember when the next football match is or even the very obvious Valentine’s Day, she expects you to remember some significant dates as well. You must remember her birthday, your anniversary and even days like when you first met, your first kiss and when you propsed to her. Mark all of them on your calendar, set reminders on your cell phone, pay an agent to remind you of these days and/or have them written on your wall! Well, whatever you do, just do not forget them. And, if you ever forget them, consequences await you!
#3. Her friends are more important than yours
She is convinced of the fact and she will spend more time with them over your friends. In fact, she does think that you need to bond with her friends too. She will want you to spend more time with her friends as compared to your own. Our advice- just avoid the trouble and go with it!
#4. She wants you to love her more than your mom
No girl will say it out loud, but, all of them think of it. And maybe that is why: mothers instinctively take a disliking to their son’s women (in some cases, not all). You cannot help it nor avoid it; it has no cure, but can be treated with a proper balance between the woman who gave you life and the girl who is your life.
#5. She wants you to initiate intimacy, for the married ones
Women always expect men to make the first move. But, you must know when the timing is right. If you propose a session in the sack too early, you will be labelled as desperate. And if you hold back too long, you might miss your shot.
#6. Beware of the word ‘fine’
‘Fine’ never means fine, although you wish it did! It actually speaks of the mental state of an annoyed and anguished woman, seriously upset with ‘something’. And, you will have to explore the hallowed depths of oceans, and the extreme limits of the sky to find that ‘something’. Otherwise only God knows what will happen!
#7. She hates it when you work late
She hates it because she thinks that you are having an office romance. Well, if not with another woman then maybe your work! That is the reason, she behaves in a strange manner when you get back home late, after an exhausting day at the office. Yes, it can be very annoying at times being constantly under a cloud of suspicion, but who can blame her if you prefer your office to her!
#8. She loves to hear you say ‘I love you’
She may not say it to you directly, but she is expecting you to say ‘I love you’ to her quite frequently. You can never really compromise on this. So, do not ever miss a chance to express your love for her in words!
#9. She has a reason to ask you trick questions
“What is your favourite topic of discussion?” “What kind of people interest you the most?” “Which places do you frequent?” Well, it is just that she has reached a point where she wants to get to know you better. She is observing you to figure out how compatible you are with her. Women will never ask you things directly, but now you know what these questions really mean.
#10. She observes how you behave with others
Women take notice of how their men behave with others. If you are sweet and courteous with the people around you, your domestic help or the driver or even strangers, she will know that you are actually what she always wanted in her man!
#11. She wants you to make love, not have sex
Many men don't even know the difference, you have to understand your woman's body, and don't always rush to go in everytime, start slowly with pre-intimacy, infact the slower the pre-intimacy, the better, and always cuddle in with her after, very important
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U dey mind d mumu sha. Jona d biggest dumbfvck of d millennium...

oduastates:
He definitely succeeded in liberating Nigeria of her colonial dollars.
Odia is high on kain kain
You can smell a liberation soldier from a thousand mile away.
Sankara,Mandela, malcom X.
Jonathan ain't one.

2012 report?.….stale!

I'm getting increasingly irritated by d very sly antics of this administration. Same way they refuted d list when it first leaked. I wonder what their denial is aimed at achieving. Useless bunch!..
***oh I voted him/ them by d way and gat to admit I'm no more comfy with their style.

Lol...how so

BEN1986:
Trump comes to mind.

He could turn out to be d real change we desire....

mrhipup:
and he wanna be President

Saraki running from pillar to post. Thing wey your eye dey find, e don see.

"...Nigerian politicians gets more confused everyday, they can't help this country. Politics cant solve a country's problem, its righteousness that exalts a Nation"...
These words of wisdom where lifted from Chris Okotie's radio sermon this morning. The first two lines actually caught my fancy, I'm sure y'all would agree with this...

"...Nigerian politicians get more confused everyday, they can't help this country. Politics cant solve a country's problem, its righteousness that exalts a Nation"...
These words of wisdom where lifted from Chris Okotie's radio sermon this morning. The first two lines actually caught my fancy, I'm sure y'all would agree with this...

By saying, “I do,” you commit to a lifetime of forgiving and forgetting, but there are a few actions you should never accept or permit in your marriage. Love isn’t always unconditional. If your spouse is behaving in any of these ways, please seek help:
1. Disgust
John Gottman, a foremost expert in the field of marriage and family studies, can predict whether or not a couple will get divorced with 91 percent accuracy. As he observes couples, one of the main communication errors he looks for is contempt. “Contempt” includes “sarcasm, cynicism, name-calling, eye-rolling, sneering, mockery, and hostile humor.” It is essentially reacting with disgust toward your partner. When you show contempt toward your spouse, problems don’t get resolved, and it destroys your husband’s or wife’s self-esteem.
2. Sexually explicit media
p****graphy powerfully impacts people’s lives and relationships. In fact, scientists found that p****graphy literally changes your brain. In regards to love and s*x, Fight the New Drug explains, “In one of the most comprehensive studies on P0*n use ever conducted, researchers found that after being exposed to softcore s*xual material, both men and women were significantly less happy with their partner’s looks, willingness to try new s*x acts, and s*xual performance. Even being exposed to P0*n just once can make people feel less in love with their significant other.”
3. Last place
Illness, children and careers often take priority, but spouses shouldn’t always come in last place. If your spouse is consistently paying attention to everyone and everything but you, that is a problem. Partner neglect is a real thing, and it is a silent relationship killer. Our site often gets emails from people who feel abandoned by their husbands or wives. Their stories are heartbreaking. Spouses need to make sure that each other’s needs are being met.
4. Vices
A “vice” includes any immoral conduct. Does your partner lie? Cheat? Steal? Does he or she break the law? Your spouse’s misconduct not only affects their life; it affects your life as well. If your spouse gets sued, goes to jail or goes bankrupt for his or her actions, it is going to follow you wherever you go.
5. Rage
There is a huge difference between anger and rage. Couples are obviously going to get mad or annoyed at each other from time to time. But rage is completely different and much more intense. If your spouse lashes out in uncontrollable hatred and fury, that is neither normal nor healthy.
Lynne Namka, an anger psychologist, warns, “Do not be foolish enough to think you can change another person’s anger patterns. After all, he has had many years to practice them before meeting you. Anger coping patterns lie deep within the psyche and do not change unless the person makes a strong commitment to become a better person.”
6. Cheating
Infidelity is never acceptable. A strong, healthy marriage requires complete faithfulness. Authors Joy and Gary Lundberg explain in their article, “10 ways you are being unfaithful to your spouse and don’t even know it,” that cheating includes flirting with co-workers, confiding to someone of the opposite gender, talking negatively about your spouse, spending time alone with someone of the opposite gender, dressing to attract someone other than your spouse, and withholding s*x as punishment.
7. Hitting
Physical, verbal and emotional abuse are never acceptable in a marriage. If your spouse hits, punches, degrades or humiliates you, get help. Even if you are married, you should never be forced to have s*x against your will.
Severe physical violence is probably more prominent than you think. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, “Nearly 1 in 4 women (22.3 percent) and 1 in 7 men (14.0 percent) aged 18 and older in the United States have been the victim of severe physical violence by an intimate partner in their lifetime.” If you aren’t having a problem, there is a good chance that someone around you is.
If you are experiencing any of these problems, don’t give up hope — but get help immediately. Find a counselor or spiritual leader that you can talk to and make the necessary steps to save your marriage or find an escape to leave a harmful situation.
(FamilyShare)

I am yoruba and im beginning to see into these agitations by different ethinicities for self-actualization. Truth b told, d Nigerian lie can never work except for d thieves and plonkers that continue to reap from d rabble and bedlam inherent in d system. Since being like ten years, its been like "e go better, e go better", but nothing changes. if anything, d damn country has gotten to rock bottom and still digging for d centre of d earth. give us true federalism, no. regionalism nko? no show. confab, mba. referendum, no way.
so what d hell are we talking about.....

seriously, I'm beginning to really get repulsed by d guys certain inactions so far. a lot just seems to b left unattended to, and its five months already

sammyj:
We hope so because PMB is not saying anything about it !!!

....that thing up ther, Vince's third leg was deliberately planted in our faces for showcasing no doubt. his better half who I suspect is d chief photographer wuldv seen that bleep.
#showbiz@itspeak

not yet available in Nigeria...

Gat to say I'm really beginning to feel disappointed in this govt. he hasn't really impressed at all. all d attendant hype of things falling to place since his assumption has started to recede already, power, anti corruption, battered economy, crumbling roads, etc etc...
...only consolation however is we don't have a dumbo back in seat of power with his gang of bandits.

…Arrests 2 bank officials

THE Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has arrested two top managers of a commercial bank for assisting the former Chairman of Pension Reform Task Team, PRTT, Abdulrasheed Maina, to launder stolen pension funds. Maina is on the run after the EFCC filed charges against him for stealing billions of pension funds through a phony biometric exercise alongside former Head of Service of the Federation, Steve Oronsaye.
Sources at the EFCC disclosed that the two bankers, Danjuma Zubairu, group head, private banking and Abubarkar Gwambe, an account officer, in the Abuja Central Business District business unit of the bank, were arrested on Thursday following fresh evidence that they are managing proxy accounts for the fugitive.
The accounts, which have over time witnessed massive inflow of slush funds include two corporate and three individual accounts. The first individual account opened in the name of Abdullahi Faizer, had a turnover of N1.5billion while the other operated in the name of Nafisatu Aliyu recorded a turnover of over N100,000.
The corporate accounts of Cluster Logistics had a turnover of N500million and $400,000 USD. Drew Investment and Construction and Kongolo Dynamics Cleaning Limited recorded turnovers of N54million and N509million respectively. All five accounts have different opening packages. Four of the accounts were allegedly opened by one Khalid Aliyu, a relation of Maina, who was an employee of the bank.
The said Khalil is currently at large. But investigation established that Abdulrasheed Maina is the one operating the accounts. Competent sources in the anti-graft agency disclosed that this nexus was established through detailed analysis of telephone text messages and email communication between Maina and the bank officials.
The bulk of the monies, it was gathered, had been moved through some Bureau de Change operators,who convert them into dollars and then transfer to Maina in his hideout, believed to be United Arab Emirates.
The EFCC has been on the trail of Maina for a number of years.
Before the agency filed charges against him in absentia, it arrested the woman, who served as secretary to Maina during his reign as the chairman of the controversial PRTT, during which billions of pension funds reportedly disappeared from the treasury.
Ann Igwe, who was a confidant of Maina, was grilled by the agency and she allegedly made useful confessions on how the biometric contract allegedly awarded to streamline pension administration under Maina actually became a conduit for stealing pension fund.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/efcc-traces-mainas-n2-8bn-pension-loot-to-bank/

Correct! Ruggedest of d rugged. Whoever dares wins!

Yanks101:
KGB is overrated. They are good but overrated.
I would rank the british SAS above them.

in their usual manner of secrecy, they didn't say....rogues!

Pinopinoguy:
what's d validity period

#50 for #100, #100 for #200, that's d new deal. bleep Mtn :/

Money meant for its maintenance has been looted & plundered by his likes. Let other thieving politicians take note. Somehow, its come back to haunt him. #KarmaNaBiatch

One of d very view sports anchor I admire. Rest on Mr Okugbe....

@ op, do you kno thats against d law? (in Naijas politicians' wisdom). Thats d kinda retrogressive law d reprobate dunderheads came up with. They refuse to fix our infraststructure yet they wont allow individuals carry on. #ObnoxiousLaws#LuciferousPoliticians#ZooNigeria