olatade:
SECURITY ALERT : If you see any woman like this at any Airport or Border , arrest immediately, she is Yaya Bello.

You are so funny🤣🤣🤣

tuzle:
Men I am irritated by this Liverpool team. How the hell was this team called a title contender? Like how can u lose so poorly twice in 3 league games. The players look so lifeless. I wonder why Nunez always start. That guy is as useless as anything I have ever seen. I would even prefer giroud now over Nunez.

Don't blame the Liverpool players

They are most probably suffering from the thoughts of Klopp leaving them at the end of the season.

Such a thought can be so depressing and making them to be noncommittal, thus making it very difficult for them to deliver their best.

It's more of a mind thing!

Why bother taking JAMB

The man should have applied directly to Chicago State University

Fuckingmallam45:
How is he a Prof? He is just an ordinary Msc holder. If you pay keen interest while reading, you would have seen a place where the school management stated that " Mr. Udoudom is not a professor and emphasized its zero-tolerance policy towards sexual misconduct involving staff and students".

You dey mind dem?

They are so lazy that they cannot even read or comprehend what is clearly stated in the write-up

As you can clearly see, so many of them are part of the problem we face in our educational system nowadays.

Some of these lazy students are even willing to offer sex or money just for them to pass!

VinnyBaba:
You don Loseguard.😏

Man Utd are weak currently.

I Pray they remain Weak till AFTER Arsenal play them. 🤨😊

Modified: Man Utd don do you well. But they will lose against Arsenal Sha.😕🙂

They tried las las

But who send me go play manure to win or draw today?

Accruing of debts upon debts

Who's really interested in this ashawo?

Only those who are interested in fuckíng her are hitting up on her phone, but she hasn't realized that

One thing so many women will never understand about men is that most men wouldn't mind fuckíng you, but the real question is how many of those men really really want to wife you up?

So these women might misread all those attention she's getting as the guys being interested in her, not knowing that they are only interested in her pussy

The only reason why I don't want loserpool to lose Tonite is because Man City needs a real competition till the last day of the league, and I don't trust the hopeless and lily-livered arsenal team to do just that

BigCEO:
Man Utd has equalised. Score is 1 - 1

Goal by H.Maguire

Are you serious?

Maguire saving my ticket once more!

End time infertility

DSTV na nonsense

Repeating same program over and over again

Angelfrost:
Nah... Spurs shall collect wotowoto.

Story for the gods

Spurs will do everything within their powers to ruin Arsenal's progress

For them, that alone is better than winning the league

I trust my instincts that arsenal will lose the momentum on Sunday at Tottenham

This I have seen

ModestManager:
I don't bet. neither do I believe in it. But if someone gave you that money, It's yours!
First do something tangible with that N3m that can even bring back MORE THAN the initial total of N16m you are fighting for.

Your mentality is so poor

You have such a despicable defeatist mentality

I guess you are not a partaker in this punting business of ours

Balabluuu

This is absolute nonsense

Chelsea haff finished me today

Very nice move

I'm tired of dealing with these kids and their crass stupidity of young adults all in the name of interacting with first year students

Well deserved

Inter delivered totally this season!

Those of us in our and over 2 business knows what I am talking about.

Firstcitizen:
He should be shot

Because of what?

Nonsense

Icuib4cu:
Unfortunately this Satan originates from 9ja, sakpa wan kill am troway

😂😊😂

immortalcrown:
All the training just to collect bribe and intimidate unarmed civilians.

Na wa for you

What an idiotic statement

Actors and actresses

Mikespecialone:
MTN really bless us then with night calls , collect a lady number in the morning , toast ham for midnight with correct grammar and energy

Is night call still working?

I remember back in those days in 2008 when na only midnite call we dey do

abba190:
if u are making profit as u claim, prove to the thread by showing me somelove

This sounds exactly like the voice of Satan when he was tempting Christ

"If you're the Son of God..."

As If Satan didn't know who Christ really is..

The only difference now is that Satan wasn't begging (for crumbs)...

ForensikOrder:
Hey there! With 5 million Naira in hand and looking for a business venture with a good return, there are several options you can explore. It's great you're looking beyond the usual Uber route. Here are a few ideas that fit within your budget and could potentially offer good returns, taking into account the Nigerian market:

### 1. **Agriculture and Agro-processing**
Agriculture is always a vital sector, especially in Nigeria. With your budget, you could start a small-scale farm focusing on high-demand crops or even poultry farming. If you prefer the agro-processing side, consider setting up a small unit to process and package agricultural products like grains, spices, or even tomato paste, which has a high demand.

### 2. **Mini Importation Business**
Mini importation, where you import goods like fashion accessories, gadgets, and small electronics from countries like China, and then sell them locally online or via a small retail space, can be quite lucrative. The key is to identify fast-moving items with good margins.

### 3. **Food Processing and Packaging**
There's a growing demand for processed and well-packaged food products due to the fast-paced lifestyle of many Nigerians. You could consider setting up a business to process and package local foods such as garri, pounded yam flour, or spices. Ensure high quality and good packaging to stand out.

### 4. **E-commerce Platform**
An e-commerce platform focusing on a niche market can be a good investment. You could create an online store that caters to specific needs (like baby products, organic foods, or beauty products). The key to success here is excellent online marketing strategies and customer service.

### 5. **Educational and Training Center**
If you're passionate about education, consider setting up a tutorial center for students in primary, secondary, or even tertiary institutions. Alternatively, you could focus on vocational training in areas such as digital marketing, coding, or fashion design, which are in high demand.

### 6. **Fitness and Wellness Center**
With increasing awareness about health and fitness, a well-equipped fitness center in a good location can attract a decent number of clients. You could also incorporate wellness services such as yoga and meditation classes or even a small health-focused café within the center.

### 7. **Tech Solutions and Services**
If you have a background in tech, you could start a business offering tech solutions like web development, digital marketing, or even tech support services for small businesses. This sector is booming, and there's a constant demand for tech expertise.

### 8. **Real Estate**
Although 5 million might not buy you a property in highbrow areas, you could invest in land in upcoming areas or consider renovating and flipping properties in less expensive neighborhoods. Real estate consultancy or a small agency focusing on rentals and sales in specific areas could also work.

### Final Words
Before you dive in, do thorough market research to understand the demand, competition, and potential challenges. Also, consider your passion and expertise because being deeply interested in your business increases the chances of success. Networking with industry insiders and potential customers to get feedback before fully launching can provide invaluable insights.

Best of luck, and may your business journey be successful and fulfilling!

Thanks for this wonderful insight

Obainoman6:
You were not wise and that wise couple have run you street, its a normal thing where i live mugu must always fall for guyman to chop.
Right now that wise couple will be enjoying the stuffs they bought from your shop while toasting with a cool bottle of wine and celebrating. Take your L peacefully.

That's no enjoyment at all

They are heaping curses upon curses on themselves

And their day of reckoning is fast approaching

Unless you don't believe in Karma

Can you imagine!

Even Truecaller has registered their name as Onye oshi

Tufiakwa

Why didn't they include us Biafrans in the list?

Not my business

shagasha:
They had probably gone for rituals or initiation or something of that sort. My thoughts though

Are you thinking what ayam thinking?