GOaaaaal(Home)... Oliver Giroud...

Honsetly, the trolls were funnier than the joke itself..

It's kind of funny..... Such happens only in Nigeria though...

naijapips02:
Let's take another Look at the reports,shall we?



From the bolded, Burutai claims that the soldiers went on a mission and have returned. He failed to tell us the mission and how he concluded that it's same 105 soldiers that went on a mission that we are insinuating that are missing. If they have returned to their battalion, why single them out of the possible hundreds in the battalion to tell us that they are not missing? What's he trying to cover?

Now let's take another look at sahara reporters version, shall we?

Gusau, in one sentence told us that there were no equipment lost, whatsoever, and no gunshot wounds, right?

How come his stance changed in his subsequent statement? You say the number of equipment lost is incorrect, what this implies is that at least some equipment were lost and there were casualties, but maybe not as much as the public were insinuating.

Now, if there were casualties in a boko haram kind of attack, would we expect the casualties to be victims of sword injuries? Of course not. For boko haram to have mounted such attack in a MILITARY BASE, they must have come with heavy gunpower, so casualties from the attack must sustain gun wounds at least. This contradicts Gusau's earlier statement that no soldier sustained any gunshot injury.

The truth is that Our military are trying so hard to cover up this whole mess but they are making some silly mistakes.

You Failed to understand well his statement..

“number of casualty and equipment lost as being circulated is not correct,”

The Bolded text is what sent the confusion I guess
if we replace the words "is not correct" with "is a lie", we might get a clearer picture...

Let's rephrase the colonel's statement and see how it turns out..

“number of casualty and equipment lost as being circulated is a lie,”

“number of casualty and equipment lost as being circulated Is not true,”

Like really...

Fashola what have you been doing

johnydon22:


You are not far from a conspiracy theorists..

If those planets were really as close as the moon to the earth, life on earth as we know it would not exist...
I'm sure you know this very much...
The gravitational pull from Jupiter and Saturn would pull us apart.. That would also mean Neptune might be able to support life, since its would be far away from the sun as we know and it might just pull its atmosphere back.. might take billions of years though...

pillzthadrugz:
If a man is the president or governor of a state his wife is regarded as the first lady but in this case wetin we go call dis woman husband?

First Gentleman

You dont have it complete yet...

Too bulky.. too winded up.. too lengthy.....

Goaaaaaaalllllllllllll
Chelsea how market..

Lol..

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Truckpusher:
Cry me a river, son.

He Cried you a river, and you drowned in it...

NgeneUkwenu:
bookin enough space!

Lol...
You never mention Lalasticlala oh!...

That sham the called an election should never have been acknowledged in the first place...

PassingShot:

I have known this long time ago.

I knew this the moment the sham WIKEd was sworn in...

bettercreature:
Very serious problem, he has been alienated on Nairaland over a month now but he doesn't care about anybody,he keep creating threads and discourse it on his own,infact you dont need to lick sugar any time you are upset,just visit any of his thread,you will laugh your sorrow away withing 30 sec

I tell you.. The day I laughed my brains off was when Ishilove said "Whoever is behind the case of Musinwa is very very wicked"..

He definitely has a problem..

Lumiere91:
If saraki is finally ousted,does it mean ekweremmadu will be senate president.?

Nope.. A new Election would be arranged....

This counter move is dead on arrival...

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All we have to do is wait for em' wailers... to come up with inane counter posts..
I Liked this part

Furthermore , section 25 ( 3 ) provides that the question whether any authority has been given in pursuance of this section requiring the Attorney General to donate his prosecutorial powers under the Act, “ shall not be inquired into by any person ” . The decent course for an accused , if he has concerns , is to raise preliminary objection ( s) before the tribunal where he has been charged . Dr . Saraki is advised to so do if he is to remain qualified to remain as the number one lawmaker in this country .

The Source of the news tells a lot....

9 Blocks

Guy you no try at all oh!.. 17k for lumia... when Brand new na 19k....
I bought 2 last year 14k..and they were spot on clean...
You might consider reducing your price...

parrotibaba:
I have always been a Nokia fan right until the advent of their windows phones so if they switch fully to the Android merry band then I will happily indulge them.

Bro... same here oh!.. It's as if they've put me on some kind of spell.....

Wailers would always wail....

chris4gold:
Thank God, nobody know say I be united fan! If you read this, I beg no tell anybody ooo....

How Market?

Really Late, just came in..
Chelsea, how market??

Age 11.. I think... I prepared Eba first, then went on to rice then stew... By age 15 I was a super cook..

Now.. Oh!.. My God.. I don turn master chef..

Wow.. I think I'd venture into this grass-cutter business.. For Personal consumption and for a little extra cash...