how many days wey this one go serve as speaker?

let him be careful oh.
remember prof ikonne

Saga16:
Which kain colour be this for Wike's sake?

After shepe you go just dey approve nonsense.

Abeg change that hideous colour.

rivers state colour is blue and white.

and these presenters always lying on air how they have no control over who calls into their show.

Obiedun:
Chukuemeka

there's aminu mohammed

why do these artists start off looking fresh and normal, but with time they look burnt out and repulsive?

damosky12:


We can call the bluff of the pettiness.

But African lecturers, particularly Nigerian lecturers, are one of the best. Lecturers from Africa are some of the best brains in the very best universities in the world...

u think any nigerian lecturer in europe or america will dare write that as one of the instructions?

etrouble:



Now, this is somebody that talks with data and verifiable statistics, not idiots that are shouting ELuuupii here and there

true data or concocted data?
it's best u reason with your brain.

Biglol008:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, pls I need your advice. I’m married 28 years, no children yet. Newly wedded, I have a problem. I don’t last long on bed. I cum very quickly and it takes a long time like 4 hours for me to get another erection and most times it’s not very hard like my first erection.

I was told the nitric oxide in my body is low. Pls I need help. How do I boost my nitric oxide in my body or if there are any supplements let me buy.

I’m afraid if I don’t do anything now my wife might eventually cheat in the future. I no longer have my morning erection like some guys do. I have exercise, did ginger, garlic, bitter Kola nothing seems to be working.

What can I do to remedy my situation. Pls no talk of hospital health wise I’m very okay. No diabetics or anything no infection pls help me so I can save my marriage and my myself.

whatsapp. 08057923624

Abia is the only south-east state without an airport.

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

when you get there, just do all these things u said and learn from your experience.

Fineman2:
My name is John. I am 35 years old. I lost my first wife in 2020, so I remarried in 2021 so that my daughter can grow up with a motherly love.

However, my new wife has made it a point of duty to always maltreat my daughter.

Each time, I want to interfere, she tells me to stay out of it. I know I should stand up for my daughter but I am in love with this woman because she came into my life when I needed someone the most.

I reached out to the family of my late wife last month to allow my daughter to stay with them while I send money for her upkeep, but they refused. They said my daughter cannot grow up without a mother and still grow up without the presence of a father in her life.

I have had several conversations with my wife and I have begged her to accommodate my daughter since she is yet to conceive but she told me to get rid of her from the house.

She practically complains about everything my daughter does. I am unhappy about this but at the moment, I am caught in between the woman I love and my beloved daughter.

Please what should I do?

SIMP is asking for help.

Mugu.

Stay their make she kill you daughter for you.

JDistribute:

Mumu, he can't fly into a warzone, he just st wanted cheap publicity. They can be airlifted from Egypt because no "no fly zone" there.

mugu.

did he tell you he was flying into sudan?

JDistribute:

Stupid dumb fool bastard no sense, dumb as your father. Why air peace no go again, just looking for cheap publicity. Must he announce it, why not just go, till now he no go. Mad people.

See how demented u r.
A private airline will just fly without approval from the govt?

U see why skull mining is bad?

JDistribute:

Mugu, plane will lift them from Egypt. Agree you are dumb, perhaps you don't even know what they call no fly zone. Stop displaying your ignorance online. You kids don't follow news na propanganda una dey follow.

u keep displaying ur intense f00lishness.
oluku raised to the power 2000.

u said buses will evacuate them, what is the need for planes?

does that not show how intensely f00lish u r?

like the bus will take them from sudan straight to nigeria.

if not for your intense bigotry, u should have known that air peace wasn't going into sudan to pick them, but from a neighboring country.

F00000000000000000L.

u left ur family that u should tell, n come here to write this nonsense.

JDistribute:

No fly zone, UN and buses moving people can be tolerated but warring factions won't like seeing things flying above. There is a security risk in that, that's why FG is using buses to move them to Egypt and airlift them from there. You people are ignorant, how will you think FG can't send plane, if it was safe?

Abike Dabiri clearly said due to the risk in the air, plane can be targeted out of paranoia of warring factions. Una go dey una house na how to discredit Nigeria una go dey find, with una small brains, Abu you wise pass FG and security analyst wey advice them?

I don't know if you people just purposely like disparaging Nigeria for no reason, it's dumb.

Keypad security expert

u r the ignorant one.
so planes will still be involved at some point?

JDistribute:
Nigerian government sent buses already, can plane land in a warzone?

so na buses dey better to use?
oluku

Roboto11:


Because dem no put you for commitee?

OK, we have created plate washing department for you.

Get to work.

Yoruba will always be beneath.

Buhari ruled 8 years, how far with the northerners?

Roboto11:


You guys are jokers.

So, Tinubu should put an Ibo man even when the person openly hates him?

what is this one saying?
so only igbo man that did not vote for tinubu.

fulanis are slaughtering u guys like chicken, but he has them in his committee.

cowards.

Tareq1105:


Is it not hypocrisy for you requesting to be added to inauguration committee of a president Ohaneze doesn't recognize?

where did you hear that ohaneze didn't recognize anybody?

did your region recognize ur brother OB when he was elected in 1999?

helinues:
Who cares.

You people should ask Obi to appoint his inaugural committee.

You can't reap where you did not sow

This Ohaneze would just open their mouth gbau after drinking ogogoro and kolanut

No way will any PDP govt do anything like this.

APC is actively calling for the disintegration of Nigeria

FalseProphet1:
I see Trump going to jail.

Tho I have seen.

Oga na civil trial.
Nothing like jail for him.

these media people don't see loyalty as anything.

u see this media people, they are the most narcisstic individuals u can ever meet,
and they are fake as hell.

it's like that in every country.

i remember being in a program organized by a well known sports journalist, it was done online.

i have always listened to this guy's program on radio, always jovial and friendly on radio,

but during the course of this one month workshop, i have never seen someone drift from one mood swing to the next in seconds. na so him go remove people, put them back, any slightest provocation, the guy don explode.

after the program, i was like media is not for me.

even some resource persons he brought on were just worse, with their holier than thou attitude,

clearcrystal:


The AI algorithm is just doing its work.
What you like most appears in your feeds.

Once you stop watching porn for 2wks, you won't get any porn related feeds

I dont watch porn

two different outfits.

So all these APC men knew what they were doing?

I want to point out something I see on my phone everyday.
I noticed that porn is always sent to my feeds, and I don't know why.
What is going on with Android?

Babastrong:
Over my dead body i will marry a lady that i don't know at least 99% of her history and background.
our father would say: E ma yan eko ni bi ti agbon ga.

Just pray say u no jam evil family.
Dem go plot graph for ur head.

Adabestseason:
A common problem in Akwa Ibom having a child outside wedlock by both men and women,no truth anywhere,secondary school students are now on spree,the next administration will up the tempo with happy-hour while happy ending will be officially launched in the second term.

Children out of wedluck is like normal for akwa ibom.

GeneralPula:

Nah format. They’re not telling the real truth how she got pregnant..

No mind dem. Dem never wan talk true.

Awilo for dat year.
Omo no body near am half.