PurplePatch:
Teacher: You are either a male or female. Don't you get it?

Akpan: Aunty no! I fit no be anyone of the two

Teacher: How? Class don't mind Akpan. He is too playful. God made us make or female.

Akpan: Aunty but...but

Teacher: Speak up my friend, but what?

Akpan: But that thing called Bobrisky nko. It's it a male or fE-mail?

he's an email

Obi1kenobi:


Another fuccktard. Defend the basic dignity and civil liberties of any human being, including gay people, and the mindless cretins call you gay.
What exactly do you want to "debate" about? The rights of sub-human, savage scum to apply jungle justice on gay people?

There is nothing hard in just accepting u are gay, since u chose to side with them, give it all u've got or are u ashamed of being labelled gay? U are eating up urself too much in this thread. I left it [this thread] yesterday never knew it was still alive. Well like i said i'd be glad to host you and your kinsman gays in real life enough of nairaland shoutings, what do u say defender of gays?

Tozara:
There's just one thing I don't understand. You have the right to cling onto your so-called "African" values. You have the right not to "copy the whites". But what's your business with what choice another adult makes? How does it affect you?

I just wish some influenza epidemic will wipe out all the morons and subhumans in this country. That's right. No respect or sympathy for baboons and barbarians.

ok thats it am done reading you whales. Why do u think you are so smart and others subhumans?

The level of moral these nairaland gays flaunt their flacid muscles in this faceless forum still confuses me... i will gladly welcome any brave enough gay to an bebate in real life.

JLM:
I love classical music, especially when done with the right expression...its really beautiful, for mature minds too. I wish we had an opera house in Nigeria.

Here' s a lovely piece "Where e'er you walk" By Eno Ubong Ekpo AKA "Sapphire". Ibadan Nigeria






https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10211702210382571&id=1586972408

the FB link is not responding

Its called "BOY SHORT" please!!!!

BlackManta:


It's only a stupid person that will attack something he does not understand.

Try to do a research and study some science books. Get close to a gay person, interview him and try to understand the origin of his sexuality before venting your spleen.

So it took u dat long to google and compile a simple list? u are pathetic! U obviously think u are smart now for believing a strategic lie, sorry, i have read more actually from both sides to be able to discern the truth about all those craps. This is a political game, u nitwit lots never see it there are people who has been succesfully psychologically treated of these mals just like everyother psychological problem but the so called "liberals" wont tell this goodnews or let anybody hear of it b/c they control the media. Sorry nna but if u are learning of those 17 bullcraps today, then am too old to be arguing with u. If u most know dat list is more than 17, google more, kid! lol

BlackManta:


Admit it sir.
You are just looking for some gays to stone to death.
I'm a liberal. Liberal enough to understand that sex between two consenting adults in none of my damn business.
Your shithole country has bigger problems to worry about but y'all busy chasing the wind.
Allow me to call you the STONER OF GAYS.
How many gays have you stoned today

liberality is not stupidity

jrfaj:
even if it's none of your biz
you m'the'fucker should get out of my biz

the problem is its not just ur biz, its something everyone will eventually have to deal with [if legalised] ur act will cause behavoural complexes in my kids so u c its also my bizness... u are not allowed period

BlackManta:


The problem with y'all homophobes is that you wake with low IQ and suddenly draw baseless conclusion that anybody who doesn't attack homosexuality must be gay.
I got nothing to prove to you mister man.
You might as well carry your useless assumption and collect award or maybe call police for me na and take me to court.
Ode.

maybe u should think about taking ur gay activist movement to the streets...

Chi59:
This is not fair before God at all.
Some of the people parading them are chronic fornicators and adulterers, thieves and what not. They should remove the speck in their eyes first.
This is human right abuse.

when u speak of God b sure not to contradict urself. U don't use God and human right in thesame sentence; he is God do what he tells u human right only exists in democracy unfortunately God aint democratic, so if u want to support homos switch to atheism.

BlackManta:


Not everybody, i know.
But the majority of homophobes are religious.

I'm not gay so go Bleep yourself with your nonsense assumption.

dude u are gay stop decieving ur azz

homos on NL una get luck say NL is faceless

jrfaj:
your Fada

your gay dick

BlackManta:


Mr man for your information there is no big sin and small sin.
Fornicators and gays are heading to same hell.
The funny thing is many of y'all forming holy holy have worse skeletons in y'all cupboards.
Y'all should quit being judgemental and stop pretending like your own shit is less shitty.

He who has no sin, let him cast the first stone - Jesus

the problem wit u gays is dat u guys assume anybody against homos has one religious afiliation or another for u info i've seen atheists against homosexuality, some people are just conservatives so stop dat comment about holiness.

jrfaj:
this is wrong they have ther e own life...this should be personal...when will Nigeria learn?

when u start using ur brain

Oblitz:


Yes Homo is evil before God, why don't we let God judge them?
Besides they were not practicing their depravity in public, so it doesn't affect us directly.

its just a matter of time before it goes on public display, if it cant be curbed at this stage forget it this evil will live with us forever

Checked86:
me: i love you

she: just like that?

Me: what do you mean?

She: love is shown and you are no where near loving me.

Me: (in my mind:this girl na prophetess) it is a statement i hate saying myself due to its misuse and misunderstanding. Sorry if you're offended by it. I hate you, a lot.

She: this is exactly what u feel for me. hate.

me: hate is shown

just shif lemme faint

Oziahete:
You don't go about telling girls you love them. They will quickly see through it that you are lying. Before you do that you have to be sure that you guys are on the same frequency. For me being a player and master of the art of deception that I am, I always make them ask for it.

tuawle baba!

Bad luck for liverpool los blancos never loses in the UCL final especialy against teams with one-player

I never supported Madrid to carry UCL 2 straight times but i now support them to do it 3 straight, am i a hypocrite? no!

Ronaldo must score quote me when it happens

This ref is a bastard that aint handball

E don start ooo Ronaldo get hat trick this night

mvem:
...oga Marcelo is very very poor defensively but covers it in his brilliant attacking football...ask any sincere realmadrid fan.....

ifa tear u slap u will stop saying rubbish

[quote author=Equal2DeTask post=67005151][/quote]God don save u

2-0 the most dangerous score line before the break... klop be careful

2day is really funny

Equal2DeTask:

good!