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Politics / Re: Nigerians Celebrate, Pray For Buhari On 76th Birthday by chineeseprince(m): 6:58pm On Dec 17, 2018
lonelydora:
Nigerians? Let it be known that I, Lonelydora, is not among those Nigerians. I will never be found in any gathering that has something to do with Buhari
of course you are LONELYdora you can hardly be found in any gathering
Politics / Re: "Buhari Would Have Breached ECOWAS Protocol Signing Electoral Bill" by chineeseprince(m): 4:58pm On Dec 08, 2018
eddiebruk:
Why is he citing Ecowas Protocol when he has failed to honor an Ecowas court order to release Dasuki? The Hypocrisy
so dasuki should be released despite all the atrocities he commited... undecided 9ja i hail thee

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Politics / Re: Agbaje, Sanwo-olu Unveil Agenda For Lagos by chineeseprince(m): 6:59pm On Oct 09, 2018
so what's gonna happen to those dumb structures that ambode erected on the lagos abeokuta expy that's causing unnecessary gridlock
Politics / Re: AG Dangote Completes Apapa-wharf Concrete Road, by chineeseprince(m): 9:23pm On Sep 26, 2018
Alphybuks:
see what buhari and apc cant do.. grin
what is this one saying
Travel / Re: 7 Things I Learned Traveling Round South-west Nigeria by chineeseprince(m): 10:14am On Mar 19, 2018
Crime / Re: Emirates Air Hostess Commits Suicide In Uganda By Jumping Out Of A Moving Plane by chineeseprince(m): 8:11pm On Mar 14, 2018
Romance / Re: Deflowering A Lady Boosts One's Ego -Ubunja by chineeseprince(m): 9:07am On Mar 13, 2018
purem:



I can see some regrets in you

Next time don't rush to get deflowered at a tender age

But if you like the guy you should let him know

Coz for you to have memorise his monicker and monitoring his post means deris something deep going on in your mind

Please let it out

To love someone is not a crime

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Romance / Re: "Good Sex Will Make You Disown Your Family" - Man As He Lists by chineeseprince(m): 2:55am On Mar 07, 2018
ubunja:
to be honest all girls taste the same. its the bodies thats different. you fvcked 1 pvssy you fvcked them all. after all they all either lie there like a corpse or just bend and stay there....

Crime / Re: Vikings And Eiye Fight In Italy: 3 Nigerian Cultists Arrested (Video) by chineeseprince(m): 10:31pm On Feb 18, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Fear village people.
Village people are wicked,
To think these boys saved hard, forfeited every thing in Nigeria,

Took night bus from Aduwawa to Sokoto
Were packed up like sardines in a van from Niamey to Duruku.
Suffered in vain at Agahdez
Survived death in Tripoli
Took the risk of crossing Libya to Italy via the Mediterranean sea in nothing but a dinghy.

All of these just to practice cultism in Europe!!!

Their mates are hustling in Mozambique, sending down money and building mansions in Nigeria while these fools are just concerned with wearing berets and flying colours from Naples down to Turin.

They should deport all of them.
Boys at Okhoro, Uwelu, Akhugbe, Igun and Ekosodin are waiting to teach them cultism
guy u d on burst my brain �

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Celebrities / Re: World's Sexiest Language Or Language You Wish You Could Speak by chineeseprince(m): 8:05pm On Feb 12, 2018
arabic and espanol sooooooo cute �
Sports / Re: Parents Of Dele Alli Beg Him To Accept Them Back Into His Life (Photos) by chineeseprince(m): 1:55pm On Feb 06, 2018
picowire:
Really his dad from Nigeria
no his dad is from indonesia mtcheeew
Politics / Re: Udom Needs N1.2 Billion To Complete Akwa Ibom Lagos Lodge, (lodge Photos) by chineeseprince(m): 8:23pm On Jan 27, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
Lol
Udom for life. We good people of Akwa Ibom are happy with you.
Udom till 2023
oponu eeyan alaini laakaye

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TV/Movies / Re: Legend Extra Stout To Sponsor Big Brother Naija Double Wahala by chineeseprince(m): 8:18pm On Jan 27, 2018
SteveGossipsBlog:

No, buhari is not too dumb to send bbnaija to distract us, you know why? cos he knows not all nigerians watch bbnaija but only *foolish people* who are jobless, depressed, sitting for a full day watching some idiots live their lives
grin
SteveGossipsBlog:

No, buhari is not too dumb to send bbnaija to distract us, you know why? cos he knows not all nigerians watch bbnaija but only *foolish people* who are jobless, depressed, sitting for a full day watching some idiots live their lives
bros chill na
Culture / Re: Red Ibo In Jamaica: A Profile Of The Igbo People Of Jamaica by chineeseprince(m): 12:14pm On Jan 22, 2018
vioment:
Akara is not bean cake, bean cake is moi moi. Think of it, how many cakes do you eat that are fried; At least, moi moi can be put in the oven.

About the african linage in regards to igbos is interesting, i will be reading more on this.
moi-moi is bean pudding not bean cake

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor's Father Is Dead (Photos) by chineeseprince(m): 10:34pm On Jan 21, 2018
olafunny:
RIP man




The man sef get booby small
[color=#990000][/color] grin hell is real dude
Celebrities / Re: I Feel Offended When Younger Men Ask Me Out - Empress Njamah by chineeseprince(m): 10:28pm On Jan 21, 2018
MhizzAJ:
It can be very annoying sometimes
so you too also get wooed by younger boys grin
Science/Technology / Re: Frank Darko, Ghanaian Inventor Who Built Bicycle That Rides On Water Launches by chineeseprince(m): 10:01pm On Jan 21, 2018
I see no brakes on that goddamn thing
Romance / Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by chineeseprince(m): 1:39am On Jan 19, 2018
Are u one of the breadwinners undecided
Twoclans:
Guys always talking about women asking for money ,please look around you a lot of women are bread winners in their families.

A lot of females support their male partners financially.

Who are this women still following men for money?

Please someone should tell them its no longer in vogue.

@ male sex dolls :its a no no for me abeg.
Romance / Re: “Wow, I Can Finally Have Sex” — Lady After Wedding Her Partner (Photo) by chineeseprince(m): 6:05pm On Jan 16, 2018
MrLatin1:
O fe doko niyen o

Politics / Re: Poll: Buhari, Atiku, Donald Duke, Fayose, Who Would You Likely Vote For In 2019? by chineeseprince(m): 5:51pm On Jan 16, 2018
dangermouse:
DEAR BUHARI, NOW THAT YOU HAVE TURNED THIS COUNTRY TO A BURIAL GROUND, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR US IN 2019?” – MARK ANTHONY WRITES

Dear Buhari, now that you have turned this country to a burial ground, what do you have for us in 2019?
I have already come to conclude with my few sane friends that when we get old, we will tell our children the story of the Buhari regime with tears in our eyes exactly the way our parents told us about the Biafran war.
We will tell them these stories with fear still in our voices. With dread in our gestures and pain in our hearts.
When my children ask me the mistake of my generation I will tell them that having Buhari as the number one man of the country made this country the number one in terrorism in Africa. Number one in economic epilepsy. Number one in incompetence.

Years ago, Nigerians forgot that a devil was a devil regardless of how less it was. They didn’t know that a lesser devil had the higher tendency to become the greatest devil of all times.
I remember people cursing Jonathan and calling him a woman. I remember them saying they wanted a man to be their president.
I wondered why people were mad.
We all know how we all preferred our mothers to our fathers while growing up.
Nigerians preferred daddy Buhari to Mummy Jonathan.
Now, we can’t even go outside and play or see our friends without being killed by herdsmen.
The other day, people who were coming from a cross over service were killed like chickens. Humans.
People who had plans for this year.
People who must have cried their eyes out in church telling God that this year must be their year… It would later be their year of death.
Buhari’s campaign promises are online. Look for them and read.
Nothing is the only thing he has achieved!! Nothing.
When Nigerians were carrying American elections on their heads saying that Donald Trump was so unpresidential.
I shook my head because this was coming from citizens of a country whose president by all standards isn’t fit for the post of a human being.
We have a president who didn’t go to school. It’s not as if school is a must because I haven’t gone to any. But, considering the fact that you are leading the country that masquerades as the giant of Africa, it is rather insulting.
A president who asked on air “Flease, what is inkwlusive gwovernment”
We may think this doesn’t matter because we have food in our homes, we have small change to buy fuel in our cars and generators of course. But. It does matter.
Our economy has gone down.
In fact, everyday you walk around in this country, the economy is what you are walking on.
Human beings died in Benue state.
People like me and you. People with family. With wives and husband. People with boyfriend and girlfriend. People with hopes and dreams.
They died because they were in Nigeria.
That is exactly what killed them.
A country where you are asleep and some lactating imbeciles who call themselves herdsmen waltz into your house and slit your throat and that of your families and go free.
Like, they are freer than me.
The president of this country didn’t go to the state. Of course it is not his son or daughter.
Let’s say he has leg pain and can’t travel.
Why didn’t he send someone to go on his behalf?
Nobody from the federal government was present. Such negligence!
This was the same state he went to when he was scampering for votes.
He even hypocritically wore their traditional outfit and posed for the camera and the gram.
Now, he doesn’t care about them again.
What other act can define gross wickedness than this?
Maybe the fact that he has been looking for corruption everywhere in the country not knowing that his son was a king pin of corruption.
Buying a bike that costs millions and millions of Naira that obviously can save the lives of millions of suffering Nigerians.
Yusuf bought ordinary okada with such huge money and had the guts to go outside to do inter house sports with fuel that his fellow Nigerians were sleeping in gas stations for.
Height of insensitivity!
This man who didn’t go to any school is sitting at Aso rock laughing at all of us with our big English and certificate.
Buhari ignored common sense and gave portfolios to dead people. I mean, dead people.
The money that is needed by living people is what he siphoned for the dead.
Dead people get alerts.
Only in Nigeria.
My problem is that now that he has successfully made Nigeria a burial ground of hopes, dreams and humans. I wonder what he wants in 2019.
I just wonder.
The time table for the elections have been released by the federal government.
And just like in secondary school: When time table appear in the board. People like me start to borrow notes to copy or photocopy. Everybody gets serious and busy.
Very soon, they will print shirts and cars and lorries for the election.
And come with a slogan that we will all fall for again.
And when he wins again, we are in trouble.
We all know how second rounds all look like and feel.
The only way we can avoid this madness is to keep our senses in tact otherwise, ….
To you Buhari. If you ever read this, understand this one thing.
You have failed!
You made people who trusted in you start to have trust issues!
You folded the economy of this country and put in your back pocket!
Have mercy on people!!!
Please!
Finally, you have failed an entire generation.
History never forgets.
Written by Mark Anthony Osuchukwu.
Mark Anthony Osuchukwu is a young Nigerian writer born sometime in history. He is on instagram as onye_mark .He can be reached via markanthonyfoundation(at)gmail(dot)com
fi ejo sile bobo � SMH

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze, Tonto Dikeh React To Funke Akindele's Name Removal From Avengers by chineeseprince(m): 10:00am On Jan 16, 2018
udemzyudex:
Dumb celebrities. Smh

Phones / Re: How To Save Whatsapp Status To Your Gallery 2018 by chineeseprince(m): 10:28pm On Jan 10, 2018
opyzy:
does this place resembles politics section? undecided
It's like your madness is at its early stage angry
Celebrities / Re: Meet Jidenna's Beautiful Sister And Cute Brother As He Shares New Photos by chineeseprince(m): 11:43am On Jan 07, 2018
SonOfmercy007:

So We should go and fry stone Who even ask you Mr tribalist?
am just letting u know because anytime jidenna pics pops all u guys know is to start ranting one "ibo kwenu" son of the soil and other gibberishs like u are the only tribe God has blessed
Celebrities / Re: Meet Jidenna's Beautiful Sister And Cute Brother As He Shares New Photos by chineeseprince(m): 12:38am On Jan 05, 2018
Why we yorubas gon' be jealous we gat WALE and he is way bigger than jidenna
Romance / Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by chineeseprince(m): 7:37pm On Dec 16, 2017
SINZ:
So dick isn't useful for any other thing? Like changing the world or some humanitarian ish
lools wetin dey more humanitarian Dan to give person belle
Romance / Re: She Wants Me To Buy Her 66k Phone, But Doesn't Want Me To Touch Her by chineeseprince(m): 7:21pm On Dec 15, 2017
donsimo:


Read ubunja topic and you go see organised tutorials to chop and clean mouth. No money spent.
shed more light my brother
Romance / Re: She Wants Me To Buy Her 66k Phone, But Doesn't Want Me To Touch Her by chineeseprince(m): 2:36pm On Dec 15, 2017
donsimo:


Rape? cheesy please, why risk all for something free. The right words, the right situations and she's wet already.
lools i think i'll start a how to get a stubborn p*ssy tutorial at ur place

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Events / Re: Couple Wed After 9 Years Of "I'll Go & Make Money, Come Back & Marry You" by chineeseprince(m): 1:29pm On Dec 12, 2017
moscobabs:
what a romantic love story

During my secondary school days

There was a girl who happened to be most brilliant and beautiful in my set (2000), this girl has everything a real man needs in a lady, as a result of this we guys are afraid to woo . She was the Assistant senior girl and also the Social prefect at the same time while I was the Health prefect. One day a spirit entered me and i decided to woo (toast) her, I invited her to my birthday party after the party i called her in the mist of her friends that I want to see her in camera..lol and behold this girl ran to me and asked why did i want to see her , na hin me come start to dey stammer for 5mins I couldnt say anything and she was just staring at me with pity then she left my sight with frown face lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I didnt enter school for a week cos I knew that she and her gang with mine will embarrass me and since that day I had no mouth to talk in class again.

On our valedictory day, I went to her with boldness after the party and I said ''yemisi, One day I will take you to the altar and you will be my wife '' and she replied '' guy let me tell you the truth we cant meet again and if we meet its just a school reunion besides i cant marry my mate and even if I decide to marry my mate it cant be you; yes you'' I went home and wept.

Sometimes in 2011 (after 11 years) fb sent me a Friend you may know, the name looks familiar and i clicked on it to check her profile behold its this lady , she is now a Banker, anyway Im not bad too im working in a Multinational company . To cut the story short ..In November 2012 she became my wife.

There is power in your tongue, if you believe you can achieve anything.
grin
moscobabs:
what a romantic love story

During my secondary school days

There was a girl who happened to be most brilliant and beautiful in my set (2000), this girl has everything a real man needs in a lady, as a result of this we guys are afraid to woo . She was the Assistant senior girl and also the Social prefect at the same time while I was the Health prefect. One day a spirit entered me and i decided to woo (toast) her, I invited her to my birthday party after the party i called her in the mist of her friends that I want to see her in camera..lol and behold this girl ran to me and asked why did i want to see her , na hin me come start to dey stammer for 5mins I couldnt say anything and she was just staring at me with pity then she left my sight with frown face lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I didnt enter school for a week cos I knew that she and her gang with mine will embarrass me and since that day I had no mouth to talk in class again.

On our valedictory day, I went to her with boldness after the party and I said ''yemisi, One day I will take you to the altar and you will be my wife '' and she replied '' guy let me tell you the truth we cant meet again and if we meet its just a school reunion besides i cant marry my mate and even if I decide to marry my mate it cant be you; yes you'' I went home and wept.

Sometimes in 2011 (after 11 years) fb sent me a Friend you may know, the name looks familiar and i clicked on it to check her profile behold its this lady , she is now a Banker, anyway Im not bad too im working in a Multinational company . To cut the story short ..In November 2012 she became my wife.

There is power in your tongue, if you believe you can achieve anything.
i won't say my mind cheesy
moscobabs:
what a romantic love story

During my secondary school days

There was a girl who happened to be most brilliant and beautiful in my set (2000), this girl has everything a real man needs in a lady, as a result of this we guys are afraid to woo . She was the Assistant senior girl and also the Social prefect at the same time while I was the Health prefect. One day a spirit entered me and i decided to woo (toast) her, I invited her to my birthday party after the party i called her in the mist of her friends that I want to see her in camera..lol and behold this girl ran to me and asked why did i want to see her , na hin me come start to dey stammer for 5mins I couldnt say anything and she was just staring at me with pity then she left my sight with frown face lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I didnt enter school for a week cos I knew that she and her gang with mine will embarrass me and since that day I had no mouth to talk in class again.

On our valedictory day, I went to her with boldness after the party and I said ''yemisi, One day I will take you to the altar and you will be my wife '' and she replied '' guy let me tell you the truth we cant meet again and if we meet its just a school reunion besides i cant marry my mate and even if I decide to marry my mate it cant be you; yes you'' I went home and wept.

Sometimes in 2011 (after 11 years) fb sent me a Friend you may know, the name looks familiar and i clicked on it to check her profile behold its this lady , she is now a Banker, anyway Im not bad too im working in a Multinational company . To cut the story short ..In November 2012 she became my wife.

There is power in your tongue, if you believe you can achieve anything.
grin
moscobabs:
what a romantic love story

During my secondary school days

There was a girl who happened to be most brilliant and beautiful in my set (2000), this girl has everything a real man needs in a lady, as a result of this we guys are afraid to woo . She was the Assistant senior girl and also the Social prefect at the same time while I was the Health prefect. One day a spirit entered me and i decided to woo (toast) her, I invited her to my birthday party after the party i called her in the mist of her friends that I want to see her in camera..lol and behold this girl ran to me and asked why did i want to see her , na hin me come start to dey stammer for 5mins I couldnt say anything and she was just staring at me with pity then she left my sight with frown face lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I didnt enter school for a week cos I knew that she and her gang with mine will embarrass me and since that day I had no mouth to talk in class again.

On our valedictory day, I went to her with boldness after the party and I said ''yemisi, One day I will take you to the altar and you will be my wife '' and she replied '' guy let me tell you the truth we cant meet again and if we meet its just a school reunion besides i cant marry my mate and even if I decide to marry my mate it cant be you; yes you'' I went home and wept.

Sometimes in 2011 (after 11 years) fb sent me a Friend you may know, the name looks familiar and i clicked on it to check her profile behold its this lady , she is now a Banker, anyway Im not bad too im working in a Multinational company . To cut the story short ..In November 2012 she became my wife.

There is power in your tongue, if you believe you can achieve anything.
i won't say my mind

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (1 - 2) On 10th December 2017 by chineeseprince(m): 8:09pm On Dec 10, 2017
lol theater of dreams don turn theater of beating
Politics / Re: Rivers State Secretariat Is The Tallest And Biggest In Nigeria. by chineeseprince(m): 8:29pm On Dec 07, 2017
Scarpon:
lie the tallest should be the one in one yoruba state forgot the name sha
abeg manage get sense even if it's second hand
Foreign Affairs / Re: Czech Republic Recognizes Jerusalem As The Capital Of The State Of Israel by chineeseprince(m): 8:20pm On Dec 07, 2017
ihatebuhari:
God is real and great

Lord Jesus i know I'm a sinner and your second coming is near pls don't allow me to miss rapture.


I thank you Lord Jesus for making to know you.


just imagine me in this world practicing Islam, cos I know no Moslem will enter heaven that's what my Bible says
Fool of the first order
Celebrities / Re: Davido Fires Back At Fan Who Said He Can Never Win An International Award by chineeseprince(m): 10:31pm On Dec 06, 2017
OBO gat no chill

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