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Family / Re: Mothers, How Did Your Husband React When You Were In Labour? by chukyjones(m): 8:16am On Apr 23, 2020
Millenniumlady:
Not yet married but when in labour I'll use that opportunity to deal with him for all his fu*k up and use labour as an excuse cheesy some of my friends do gist me what they did to their husband when they were in labour from beating to causing your papa your mama many that i cannot say here but it's so hilarious cheesy cheesy cheesy

pray not to be in the situation to say or act out all those, cos dem no dey carry clear eye dey talk them or do them..
They are expressions of excruciating pain
Health / Re: China Approves Two Coronavirus Vaccines For Human Trials by chukyjones(m): 7:58am On Apr 15, 2020
MERCHANDISER:
because a virus started from a place does not
mean
that place spread it. Only one region in China was
infected
and that region is now backup but foreigners went there
to
carry, then distribute to other parts of the world. When
China
raised the alarm of the virus, all the western leaders
(major)
claimed it was a lie(hoax), people like Trump and
Johnson
were mocking China with the virus. Now you want to turn
around to wail at the same China that raised the alarm,
then
went to work to help their own citizens. Name one
country a
Chinese national infected! I'm not supporting anybody tho


Is it China that reports showed that;

1. The actual first case was in November 2019 while they alerted WHO January 2020
2. They had testing/Lab centers few miles away from Wuhan where it all started.
3. Deaths they reported was way below the actual figures.
4. They never informed the world of exactly what they where up to. ( Remember the Italy "Hug a Chinese" day on Feb 1st, which by all means
shouldn't have happened if they knew what there getting into.

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Phones / Re: Blazing!!! Get 9mobile 1GB For N200 Valid For 3days: Everybody is Eligible by chukyjones(m): 9:59am On May 14, 2019
It seems they've stopped this plan. Was actually at their office a month ago to do welcome pack, the guy there saw the plan i was on and smiling mischievously, told me they are already planning to stop it soon. seems they've made good their promise.

tried it last weekend, N500 was deducted from my balance but was given 500MB, when i was planning to use the N600 i had to get 3GB cry cry cry
Phones / Re: Full List Of 4g Smartphones With Band 28(700) That Will Work With Glo 4G Network by chukyjones(m): 2:10pm On Apr 11, 2019
please what of Xiaomi redmi note 5?

does it support Glo 4G band?
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by chukyjones(m): 6:14am On Jan 23, 2019
chukyjones:
Guys, please I need urgent and serious help. Ordered for redmi Note 5 pro and it arrived yesterday. I'm using WiFi on if from my other phone to set it up and noticed I can't download apps from playstore. It just shows "download pending". I can browse,watch YouTube videos and all that, but can't download apps on playstore.

Please I need help cos it's scary to me..

Thanks guys for the support. I removed my Gmail account and added it back, and viola! It was rectified.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by chukyjones(m): 2:04am On Jan 23, 2019
Guys, please I need urgent and serious help. Ordered for redmi Note 5 pro and it arrived yesterday. I'm using WiFi on if from my other phone to set it up and noticed I can't download apps from playstore. It just shows "download pending". I can browse,watch YouTube videos and all that, but can't download apps on playstore.

Please I need help cos it's scary to me..
Phones / Re: Nokia Users, Get In Here!!! by chukyjones(m): 9:26pm On Jan 05, 2019
chukyjones:
Please, I don't know if this question has been asked here before now, what's the major difference between 6.1 plus and x6 and why is the former quite more expensive that the later.

Still await honest feedback on this..
Phones / Re: Nokia Users, Get In Here!!! by chukyjones(m): 7:56am On Jan 05, 2019
Please, I don't know if this question has been asked here before now, what's the major difference between 6.1 plus and x6 and why is the former quite more expensive that the later.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: We Are Learning ‘Shaku Shaku’ Dance Steps For Our Campaign by chukyjones(m): 8:14am On Oct 29, 2018
bantudra:


for a race that was enslaved,you shouldnt be dancing that nonesense....i mean study the picture...doesnt it look like a black man that is hands are tied....

who is even inventing all this rubbish dances sef....

i think you are right bro. even from the name shaku shaku, derived from the word, Shackles

All these dance steps emanating from the pit of hell

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Nairaland / General / Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by chukyjones(m): 8:56am On Jul 12, 2018
I've come to find out that one of the major inhibitors in the lives of our Youths to creating wealth (at least to take care of yourself) is damaging addictions and the craze for quick wealth.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Steps On How To Remain Poor. by chukyjones(m): 8:51am On Jul 12, 2018
lusen:
My take: We don't succeed by doing things right. we succeed by GRACE.

I'm a strong believer in GRACE, but saying one don't succeed by doing things right but by GRACE alone is the ideology of a LAZY man or the man trying to Justify his current state of Failure.
GRACE needs a platform;
* show me a man DILIGENT in his ways...
*and Jacob SOWED in that Land...
*and I will Bless the WORKS of your HANDS...

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Sports / Re: FIFA Strips Maradona Off Ambassador Role For Giving Nigerian Fans Middle Finger by chukyjones(m): 12:46pm On Jun 29, 2018
DonFreshmoney:
That's too harsh by fifa. To be honest, we deserved the middle finger by him. Am sure even the players won argue with me.
Abeg, who are the We please tongue

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Business / Re: "I Deposited N167K But Was Credited With N1.67M" - Man (photos) by chukyjones(m): 11:20am On Jun 13, 2018
UEDIBO:
i can't return this type of money. i dey mad?

No you no dey Mad. That error could cost someone his Job. More so your data, residential and co. are with the bank.
If that happens,(job loss) i bet you that poor soul will hunt you down with all he's got. i'm a banker, talking from experience.
Politics / Re: Minister Of Information Defends Buhari's Achievements In US by chukyjones(m): 10:17am On Apr 27, 2018
you don't need to visit all media outlets in the US for the world to see the so called achievements of Buhari.
It should be obvious to all, except you're trying hard to paint an image that's non existent in reality.
Romance / Re: Conjugal Bliss Of A Niralander And His Angel!!! by chukyjones(m): 10:26am On Apr 12, 2018
congrats Man, but that card reads wedding notification. So you not inviting us ba? you just notifying us.

Ok na.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by chukyjones(m): 10:14pm On Apr 10, 2018
chukyjones:
All these biased Modes, when will you start pushing Liverpool matches to front page biko.

anyway, where you push to FP or Not, we are winning Today.

ManC 1- 2 Liv

Quote me later.

YNWA!! The stuff champions are made of.

I talk am before the game started.... Dem no believe

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by chukyjones(m): 4:49pm On Apr 10, 2018
Emasel:
Where is MCI vs LIV

no mind them..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Roma Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 10th April 2018 by chukyjones(m): 4:49pm On Apr 10, 2018
All these biased Modes, when will you start pushing Liverpool matches to front page biko.

anyway, where you push to FP or Not, we are winning Today.

ManC 1- 2 Liv

Quote me later.

YNWA!! The stuff champions are made of.

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Education / Re: Disabled South African Lady Graduates After Being Discouraged By Lecturer by chukyjones(m): 3:08pm On Apr 10, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Her lecturer was only being honest.

The truth is that her degree is a waste while her certificate is just for decoration.

Because no employer will hire a staff who looks like a freak of nature.


guy you Harsh, she doesn't even need a Job to be successful in life, and mind you, there are non-customer/client facing roles in establishments.

she proved her lecture wrong, who knows, she might do same to you.

Also don't forget to be at Etihad later today to see what champions are made of. YNWA!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: "I Rebuke You In Jesus Name"- Man Reacts After Poverty Followed Him On Twitter by chukyjones(m): 7:45am On Apr 09, 2018
omoiyalayi:
That's my greatest fear in life "poverty"

It's not something to joke with

I reject poverty & anything relate to it in Jesus Name Amen

Fear thou not poverty, only double your hustle, cos that which thou greatly fear, suddenly cometh upon thee, so said Job.
Business / Re: Heritage Bank Attains ISO 27001 Certification by chukyjones(m): 8:09am On Mar 28, 2018
When Stanbic IBTC Bank have been there since last year.
As a matter of fact they were the first Bank in Nigeria to get ISO certification.
and theirs is 9001:2015

More so the the 27001 ratings is just related to information risk management, whereas the 9001 ratings is for overall customer satisfaction (more broad and very rigorous to attain)

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Sports / Re: I Am Sad And Frustrated – Mikel Obi Reacts To His Absense From Nigeria Vs Serbia by chukyjones(m): 4:59pm On Mar 27, 2018
Adebowale89:
pls what time is the match?
20:00 hrs WAT, that's 8pm.
Politics / Re: Herdsmen: IPOB Fires TY Danjuma Over ‘defend Yourselves’ Call On Nigerians by chukyjones(m): 10:10am On Mar 26, 2018
PANDA2:


IPOB need to sensitize and educate their Organisation about the journey of the ibos in this Nigeria first before jumping out foolishly and blindly like mushrooms to glorify the very same people like Damjuma who supervise over the killings of thousands of their people 50 years ago.

on point

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Family / Re: Father From Anambra Disowns His Son On Newspaper (Photo) by chukyjones(m): 8:56am On Mar 21, 2018
Pavore9:
Knew the family way back in Enugu. It is really sad to see a dysfunctional family.
me too, Okam house at Maryland Enugu.

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Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah, The Messiah Of Liverpool? by chukyjones(m): 3:36pm On Mar 20, 2018
macaphan007:
Credit should be given to Klopp for making the team play to his strength,he could have been pushed to wings and made to provide assist for Firmino,but the team has been conditioned to play to his strength,he was at Roma 19 goals and about 11 assists Edin Dzeko is the main striker there and still is,I think will applauding Salah's exploits we should not forget the contributions of his team mates,most especially the midfield players Milner,Henderson,Wjnildum and Can, and also the arrival of Virgil Van Djik has steadied the defence,without reducing the influence of Firmino and Mane as well these two help bring out the best in Salah,most especially Firmino cos he helps drag the Center backs into the midfield thereby opening a lot of space in the final third for both Salah and Mane to run into,For me I all credit should be given to Klopp for creating a system that has made Liverpool play more direct since the departure of Coutinho to Barcelona.

A Liverpool supporter since 2004.

Me na since 2005, Instanbul
Business / Re: Which Bank Is Best For An SME Corporate Account by chukyjones(m): 4:50pm On Nov 11, 2016
kode12:

Thanks dear,I have a currentt account with firstbank and the headache on that alone is enough for two.I'm contemplating either GTB or Diamond but i need experienced advice.

OPEN WITH STANBIC IBTC BANK and thank me later.

NB: Their Online Packages for SME accounts is second to none.
Phones / Re: Man Buys 8 Iphone 7 For His Dog by chukyjones(m): 9:40am On Sep 21, 2016
ok
Education / Re: 15 Pictures That Will Make Sense To Anyone Who Attended FUTO by chukyjones(m): 7:11am On Jun 29, 2016
elisra:
you are the ones who left polymer and textile engineering for us.
Senior i regret to tell you that Alhaji the laboratory man is late.

I heard of it Bro. RIP
Education / Re: 15 Pictures That Will Make Sense To Anyone Who Attended FUTO by chukyjones(m): 8:58pm On Jun 28, 2016
FUTO!! Hmmm. Graduated 2005 PTE, and still remember that Mech. Eng class of 2005 had only one girl from 1st year till final year. A class of over 200 students.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chukyjones(m): 11:59am On May 10, 2016
Godisfaithful:


Sir, the stock is being punished for poor Q1 2016 result but it will bottom out soon. I think the company will bounce back stronger!

thanks Boss, though it's already selling at 52wk low
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by chukyjones(m): 11:47am On May 10, 2016
hello House, please any info on PORTPAINT, has been dipping consistently lately; how is their books looking please?

@Godisfaithful, mercylicious, megainvest, et al

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