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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 12:55pm On Dec 05, 2016
Finally saw doctor strange Infrno next
Phones / Re: Night Plan Is No More Working by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:58am On Dec 01, 2016
jorhney:
Airtel don stop their night plan na
Airtel night plan still working
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:40pm On Nov 21, 2016
cool
DEIFIED:
Abeg who else note this line from Designated survival., '' nothing is as dangerous as a pawn which sees itself as the queen ''. By keifer sutherland, addressing Russian ambassador after he discovered they played him.
The guy just learnt a lesson there, russians go hear am for e hand.
Yeah cool line wink
TV/Movies / Re: What Is Your Best Season Film Ever?? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 6:51am On Oct 27, 2016
How i met your mother
Greys anatomy
House of cards
Game of thrones
Jane the virgin
Bigbang theory
Two and a half men
One three hill
South park
The Simpson
Family guy
Devious maids
Orange county... Abeg the list is endless
TV/Movies / Re: What Is Your Best Season Film Ever?? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 6:50am On Oct 27, 2016
Talph:
THE BIG BANG THEORY



Lovely Sitcom

Worthy mentions
1. Friends
2. How I met your mother
3. My name is Earl
4. Prison break
5. Family guy
6. Modern Family

My name is Earl is funny as bleep grin
Politics / Re: Buhari: 'My Wife, Aisha, Belongs To My Kitchen, Living Room' by CltrAltDelicious(m): 3:31pm On Oct 14, 2016
*facepalm* sad
Politics / Re: My Wife Belongs To The Kitchen...buhari Reacts To Aisha's Interview On BBC by CltrAltDelicious(m): 3:25pm On Oct 14, 2016
Apparently bubu thinks dis is the 70s... SMH
Religion / Re: A Sincere Question For Theists: Where Did Evil Originate From? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 6:50am On Oct 13, 2016

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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Shares Photo Of A Child Bride And Her Adult Groom by CltrAltDelicious(m): 8:47pm On Oct 11, 2016
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MY MAN THE WAY SHE LATER CON INVOLVE ME EH, I NEVER STILL GET YARN TO REPLY GIVE HER.

I JUST DE HIDE UNDER COVER SMALL SMALL MAKE SHE NO SIGHT ME FROM AFAR BEGIN SQUEEZE ME AGAIN grin
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Shares Photo Of A Child Bride And Her Adult Groom by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:16pm On Oct 11, 2016
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SEE THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE SEF, ONLY THE GIRL'S PLAYMATES... undecided

AND THE ABOKII THEM WILL SAY IT'S THE WILL OF ALLAHH.
Guy you bad ooo cheesy na ishilove you bash like dis gringringrin

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Religion / Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 8:01am On Oct 10, 2016
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RUMOUR HAS IT HE SPENT MOST OF HIS COIN ON VODKA AND DRY GIN.

THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED "THE MOST HIGH"..

NO ONE IN HISTORY HAS MANAGED TO ATTAIN UP TO HALF THE LEVEL OF HIS HIGHNESS, NOT EVEN THE CONSTANTLY HIGH OTEMANUDUNO. cheesy
gringringrin
Religion / Re: Doubt About Hell? Come In And Ask Your Question: by CltrAltDelicious(m): 9:04pm On Oct 09, 2016
I heard some tech guys are working on how to get AC there hope they are making progress.

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Religion / Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 8:54pm On Oct 09, 2016
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FOR WHAT?

TO BUY A NEW PAIR OF SANDALS OR WHAT.. HIRE MORE DONKEYS? grin
he actually drives an accord grin
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 4:59pm On Oct 09, 2016
oxmale:
This op is an hypocrite.... The bible says Jesus "Answered and said unto it"
Meaning the fig Tree must have spoken to Jesus.
The o.p omitted that part.
may God have mercy on you
Abeg make una read mark 11:14
typical of Christians to lie for jesus.... so the tree spoke to him god haf messi grin

Politics / Re: Reno Omokri On The Abducted Supreme Court Justice by CltrAltDelicious(m): 4:40pm On Oct 09, 2016
Whe have a tyrant in power.
Religion / Re: Why Did Jesus Curse The Fig Tree? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 4:38pm On Oct 09, 2016
chinnyness122:
Mark 11:12-14 says,
The next day, as they were coming back from Bethany, Jesus was hungry. He saw in a distance a fig tree covered with leaves, so He went to see if He could find any figs on it. But when He came to it, he found only leaves, BECAUSE IT WAS NOT THE RIGHT TIME FOR FIGS. Jesus said to the fig tree " No one shall ever eat figs from you again!" And His disciples heard Him.

then verses 20-21 says
Early the next morning, as they walked along the road, they saw the fig tree. It was dead all the way down to its root. Peter remembered what happened and said "look, Teacher, the fig tree you cursed has died!"

So my brethren, I ask, because I am not understanding. since it wasn't time for the fig to bear fruits, was He really expecting to see some figs up there? I know every fruit and.plants have their seasons. Is there suppose to be some kinda miracle fruit up there?
Pls someone should explain plz, I want to understand.

# no hating# no cursing#
Mods pls. I need answers
Dude got anger issues gringringrin
Religion / Re: Atheist, How Do You Explain Karma? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:47am On Oct 09, 2016
The universe is indifferent you doing good doesn't guarantee good things are going to happen to you... IMO

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Religion / Re: The Only True (miracle) Ever by CltrAltDelicious(m): 2:47am On Oct 08, 2016
grin grin

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Religion / Re: Why No Christian Lady Should Ever Marry An Atheist!! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 7:05pm On Oct 06, 2016
CoolUsername:


I thought that was common knowledge.
cheesy grin

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Religion / Re: Why No Christian Lady Should Ever Marry An Atheist!! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 6:48pm On Oct 06, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Marry an atheist and ruin your marital life forever . He subscribes to subjective morality - he'll beat the hell outa you and justify his actions . grin

yea atheists eat babies

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Religion / Re: Abiogenesis by CltrAltDelicious(m): 11:25am On Oct 06, 2016
adjoviomole:




Evolution is not plausible in any way. Same goes for both. So no one should judge the other as we can both be wrong. So let's wait till after our death to know who is actually right. Case closed.
The only person judging here is the person who opened this thread.
Religion / Re: Abiogenesis by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:13am On Oct 06, 2016
adjoviomole:



Like criosly cheesy wikipedia is nt a reliable source? cheesy grin.

Ok some billion yrs ago, a lightning from nowhere struck a pond filled with bacteria and this bacteria are d genesis of all life forms, is that not it? cheesy grin grin . My question is who saw this lightning? grin grin
yea seriously
Science may yet to give answer to some question but evolution is plausible compared to creationism
Religion / Re: Abiogenesis by CltrAltDelicious(m): 9:08am On Oct 06, 2016
adjoviomole:



Hello! That definition is from wikipedia. As u can see it says '' it is thought to have'' . Thought of who? A man like u, a guess work of a man, no evidence, no witness, just a thought(guess)
my question is have you actually took your time to study how evolution works? And Wikipedia is not a reliable source for educational research
Religion / Re: Abiogenesis by CltrAltDelicious(m): 2:57am On Oct 06, 2016
Op I bet you know nothing about evolution.
Just another attention seeker
Phones / Re: Which Season Movie Are You Watching On Ya Phone Now by CltrAltDelicious(m): 6:39am On Sep 29, 2016
holysaint1:


Atlanta is the new seasonal film I am on for now... Quite cool and interesting.. .
And kinda funny too
Phones / Re: Which Season Movie Are You Watching On Ya Phone Now by CltrAltDelicious(m): 7:04pm On Sep 28, 2016
This is us
Atlanta
Narcos
friends with better lives
Pitch
ballers
greys anatomy
Designated survivor
empire
new girl
the big bang theory

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Religion / Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by CltrAltDelicious(m): 6:13pm On Sep 25, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy :8

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Education / Re: How Do You Pronounce These Words? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 4:55pm On Sep 24, 2016
Debt
is pronounced without the B
Sports / Re: David Luiz Reunited With Chelsea After Two Years! by CltrAltDelicious(m): 6:55pm On Aug 31, 2016
Welcome geezer

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Science/Technology / Re: See D Selfie Stick A Guy Made Accurate(pics) by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:17am On Aug 29, 2016
Yea op I 'fill wow' cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Edakun O Please What Is Wrong With Dis Pishur by CltrAltDelicious(m): 8:09pm On Aug 14, 2016
I see eggplant
Phones / Re: List Of Phone That Wont Be Able To Do Whatsapp By End Of This Year by CltrAltDelicious(m): 5:31pm On Aug 14, 2016
Op wat abt nokia torch light

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