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Romance / Re: Down There Smells Like Dead Fish, Yet She Wants Me To Use My Mouth by Creamypie(m): 5:52am
Met this gril recently, so beautiful it was almost like a miracle she accepted we date.

After some time she started coming over to my place and she is a very good cook and house keeper too.

She turns out be quite good too in the other room. But I observed one single and unpleasant fault in her. Her down there stinks like hell. At the beginning I thought it was because of her monthly visitor that makes it stink. But it turns out that it smalls like that all the time, a rotten fish kind of smell.

To make matters worse, she now want me to go down there with my mouth. I really cannot do that to be frank. I've been stylishly avoiding it (sooner or later she will observe that)

I seriously dont know if I should draw her attention to it. I tried using A.I to check if it is a diseases or something and if it can be cured but am not getting a straightforward answer.

Does anyone has an advice on this issue?
I love the girl by the way.
Una don come with smelly Toto matter this early morning. Tell her say make she go for treatment. Doctor go treat am. Na excess bacteria. Women sha, their life dey one kind
Politics / Re: Our People Need Concrete Plans, Not Empty Slogans - Kwara PDP Slams Gov. Rahman by Creamypie(m): 10:08pm On Feb 24
Useless agbado country. Was this how things were under PDP?sotey them come dey announce giving of food.. Likely 2 cups of rice per family as way to manage APC hardship, that's if true, and people are praising them. Damn. Its like taking what belongs to another, and compensating them with 0.00005% of it.

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Romance / Re: Whitewoman Asking Her Husband To Check Her Pussy For Her in public by Creamypie(m): 10:08pm On Feb 24
Na wah oh. Feminine hygiene matter no be child's play oh
Crime / Re: American Police Officer Arrested For Shoplifting by Creamypie(m): 9:10pm On Feb 24
Na,slay queen police oh.
Crime / Re: The Baffling Case Of The D.B. Cooper Hijacking by Creamypie(m): 10:32am On Feb 24
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"Despite the extensive media coverage and speculation surrounding the case, there are still many unanswered questions about what happened to D.B. Cooper. One of the most puzzling aspects of the case is that there has never been any conclusive evidence linking anyone to the crime. There are many theories about who D.B. Cooper really was, but none of them have been definitively proven. The lack of answers has only added to the mystique of the case, making it one of the most fascinating unsolved mysteries of all time.

one thing I know is that the money was never spent, since they were marked and after the incident, federal authorities announced the search for those marked notes
Health / Re: Rebecca Sekidika: Rivers First Class Graduate Dies A Week To Her UK Travel by Creamypie(m): 8:01am On Feb 24
All these young Nigerian doctors no sabi anything

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Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Creamypie(m): 7:31am On Feb 24

2027 i will still vote Tinubu. Every citizen have the right to make their choices. You have yours i have mine .
if u will still be alive by then,
Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Creamypie(m): 4:47am On Feb 24

How much is garri in the east 2 naira?
2000. But they can afford it. They prepared ahead, knowing APC would increase the herdship. What some persons from other parts of Nigeria weren't prepared for, especially those still living with their parents, and as such were not in a position to know or comment on how bad tilimpoo government would be
Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Creamypie(m): 4:45am On Feb 24

How are they thinking they were dealing with east? Everybody voted his choice. You easterner always feel inferior and endangered.
am not easterner. Westerners and northerners voted failed APC and assisted rigging. I have seen video where tilimpoo wife said "we will show them who get Lagos"

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Romance / Re: Rapper Ikechukwu Reveals His Marriage Is Over by Creamypie(m): 12:57am On Feb 24
Money no dey again. When obiwon song last? He and terry g no get reach 2 million both home and abroad


Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Creamypie(m): 12:24am On Feb 24

Foolish mentality!
Very unreasonable comment.
see you. I think u are still living with your parent. They are the ones paying your bills, I hope they ask u to go live on your own. Your parents will be ashamed you are supporting those who are making it difficult for em to feed u
Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Creamypie(m): 12:21am On Feb 24

Was your support for PO not based on the tribe and religion too?
you think I supported obi? Was he the only candidate apart from atiku or tilimpoo?
Celebrities / Re: Meet Jessani, The Girl Who Abandoned Her Boyfriend To Go Dance With Omahlay by Creamypie(m): 12:09am On Feb 24
If everybody for Nigeria be like me, all Nigeria artists, from musicians to actors,comedians, for dey sell kpekere


Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Creamypie(m): 11:39pm On Feb 23

Gold has to pass through fire for it to come good. Nigeria will be great. Good things just don't happen without a thought out process. Obi will have put Nigeria in more damning situation because he will want to impress his zombies thereby this country into ditch.

No matter how you and your lots cry, Nigeria will be great under Tinubu...and you sons of perdition and daughters of jezzebel both young and old will cover face in shame

see this one. Wey dey eat once a day, defending suffering. WS this how you attacked Jonathan when he made everything 700% cheaper than they are now. Shameless being
Politics / Re: CBN Pegs Rate For Import Duty Payment by Creamypie(m): 11:06pm On Feb 23
Them don see peter obi suggestion. Drunkards

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Crime / Re: Mom Poisoned My Sister,asked Me To Suck Vagina For Rituals by Creamypie(m): 9:34pm On Feb 23
Very shitty family

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Politics / Re: ‘medicine After Death’, Obi Blasts INEC Over 2023 Election Report by Creamypie(m): 8:52pm On Feb 23
Elections have consequences.when they thought they were dealing with south and east, na emselves dey do.thank god no protest in south and east. Painter of garri na 2k500 for warri. By 2027, any person still alive, and living, in this country will then be taught, this time, by extreme suffering. how to make proper electoral decisions, which are not based on tribe, religion. Those supporting APC are those living with their parents.

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Politics / Re: Funeral Service Of Rotimi Akeredolu In Pictures by Creamypie(m): 2:06pm On Feb 23
Na wah. So all the activities emotions, love, hate, plans, no Longer count.at this point,he's resting in sleep without dream or waking up.Infact, he's not even aware people are crying, weeping. He doesnt even know he was once human, talk less of once being a governor. He's lying cold. Naked he cameth, naked he left the land of flesh


Food / Re: Many Nigerians Can No Longer Afford Beer by Creamypie(m): 10:29am On Feb 23
APC has taken us back to stone age

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Travel / Re: Port Harcourt Road Onitsha Has Been Completed By Gov Soludo(video) by Creamypie(m): 8:56am On Feb 23
From which part of Onitsha?
Sports / Re: All You Need To Know About Four Nigerians Who Died Watching Nigeria AFCON Semi-f by Creamypie(m): 4:12am On Feb 09
Ojougboh wey, 1n 2002, carry uniben cultists, come igumbor primary school, at Agbor, come dey shoot against rival factions for PDP congress, bullet come hit nwagbogwu, ex- manager of obasanjo farm,he later died in hospital. His son Yankee then was a popular agbatoah, he was beaten by ojougbo boys in his presence at the congress
Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Mandatory Recitation Of National Pledge At Official Engagements by Creamypie(m): 2:36am On Feb 09
See president. Very dull. Buhari is being missed

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Politics / Re: Kidnapper Arrested While Trying To Cash Ransom by Creamypie(m): 9:21pm On Feb 08
Just imagine. Like say I dey force, this woman and husband would have left this world
Business / Re: AFCON: Osondu Nwoye Dies Of Heart Attack In Ivory Coast by Creamypie(m): 8:08pm On Feb 08
Yesterday game really killed people o. If you don't have the mind to watch tensed games please it is advisable toswitch off your TV set.

These ones also died of heart attack yesterday
Cairo na our guy for Alihame in agbor
Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Release Of Food Reserves To Boost Availability by Creamypie(m): 7:59pm On Feb 08
To boost availability or reduce price.this dunce
Sports / Re: South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad (Video) by Creamypie(m): 5:58pm On Feb 08
These guys are suffering from emotional and psychological disequilibrium

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Sports / Re: Fans Trooped To Nwabali's Father's House After Nigeria Beat SA (video) by Creamypie(m): 3:39pm On Feb 08
Headsmen are watching


NYSC / Re: Adamawa Corper Slumps & Dies While Watching Nigeria, South Africa Match by Creamypie(m): 1:16pm On Feb 08
Iheanacho suppose greet his family

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Business / Re: Ogun Food Traders Lament Low Sales, Blame Economic Hardship by Creamypie(m): 6:58am On Feb 08
APC has taken us back to dark days of 1980s- 1990s

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Romance / Re: Davido- Grammy Reacts We Look Out For Quality Not Noise Making by Creamypie(m): 1:39am On Feb 08
Nigeria musicians no sabi sing. They just capitalized on the youths bad choice of music of not knowing what good music is

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Phones / Re: A Friend Of Mine Bought This Phone For 23k Today....may God Help Us In This Coun by Creamypie(m): 1:35am On Feb 08
Everything come be like gold to Nigerians when APC come with their wahalla

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