mukina2: hmm Chamakh to go on loan and i read somewhere that spuds want him? mba! he can go anywhere else jare but not spuds wetin sef.

Read the same thing.
Why not Spurs? It would make things even more interesting.

Perhaps someone should carry out a research on why a good player would move to a different club 'n become a flop.
Happens too often.

StarBoard: @Cristalz,
No one will win a war of words with coogar.
That has been established long ago. It was actually a shock seeing you trade barbs and to be honest it wasn't pretty.
Guys like us don't mind knuckling up and getting dirty (when the need arise), but I must say I wasn't impressed by you going at it with him.I'm actually feeling odd reading some of the stuff you're putting out given your image. Please don't let the last vestige of human hope die!
Unless you've given up the mod title I was under the impression that you were one given he numerous warnings I've received from you in the past. . .

Aw, this is actually sweet. Thanks
You're right, he ain't worth it. I was bored outta my mind yesterday and the dude was a lil' entertaining

I'm not a mod anymore, gave it up. Got too occupied to render the kinda time being a mod requires.

Apparently the Buttner dude is a LB.
If he is any good, our eyes just might be getting regular breaks from Patrice.

@Coogar
Well, hello there, raving lunatic. Read your drivel and instantly lost my breakfast. Ew!
If you're looking for some humpin' go to your usual dog pound 'n quit propositioning me on a public internet forum. The height of desperation.
I'm sure some rabid canine would take pity on you.
I see that even after claiming you don't interact with "my type" you still find my posts irresistible.

I repeat, your brains and your balls switch places regularly. Already told you what to do if your basket-like mind goes into hump-starved mode.
Idiotic narcissist.

StarBoard: Cristalz for a ban:Using disrespectful language.Especially as she's a mod. . .
coogar is . . . Well, just coogar.

Anyways The Mail reports that Kaka is being offered to us by Real on loan.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2190728/Manchester-United-offered-Kaka-loan.html
Didn't know we'd become the dumping ground for washed-up, 30+ players. . .

Y'know what the highlighted means, Coogar? That's right......you don't.
It means....fungus will always be fungus. Nothin' anyone can do about it. Thank you Eastbay!

@Eastbay/Starboard
Mod where? Didn't get the memo
Thanks for noticing that I'm the quiet, clean language only type

As for Kaka....hey, he ain't totally washed up.
But I don't get why Fergie would totally abandon Berbatov. Not nice.

@Coogar
Now you conveniently leave your stupid "Rafael is burnt out" statement out, which is what I was disputing.
Oscar was to show you that if he is not burnt out, why should Rafael be burnt out.
Afrodoc pitied you and included Sandro, who played for 90 minutes.

Instead of admitting your dumbness (I'm sure you'd rather sell your soul to Lucifer first), you switched to 'starting' and 'subs' and 'ending' in a bid to wiggle yourself out of it like the slimy agama lizard that you are.

If you are so high-and-mighty selective, why are your balls getting in a twist over my responses?
Truth hurts, and your tears and tantrums are evidence of that.
Go suck on your diseased thumb while hugging a picture of your favorite p*edophile if it makes you feel better.

You are still a stupid, dull, sexist neanderthal with a monumental ego whose brains and balls trade places regularly.

In addition, if you don't like Oscar as a reference point you can use Sandro, thanks to my good friend afrodoc.
Abi you are also privy to "special info" that says he went on steroids so his fatigue won't show?

@Coogar
Oh my, what a tantrum. You must be exhausted.
I can picture you banging your head on your keyboard and throwing your dinner at the tv in frustration. LOL

You know what, you are good with stats but common sense apparently eludes ya. Simple reasoning makes you sweat buckets. It's sad, really.
Everyone else here has gotten my point except Your Royal Stupidity.

If you haven't gotten the point, I guess you never will.
Dumb neanderthal.

BTW, it's a public forum, asswipe. Google the word 'public' if you're at sea.
You don't want responses to your posts, ask Chamo to hide 'em for ya right after you hit 'submit'. Friggin' infant.

afrodoc:
no evidence or rumor that rafael is burnt out.if sandro of spurs(and d same brasil) could start and is not burnt out then i don't see why rafael should be burnt out.
having said that fergie has played valencia at right back during pre-season quite a number of times so its obvious he sees valencia as an option at right back.
pls lets try to keep things civil

@Coogar
There you go, Coogar. Dude just exposed your ignorance even farther.
Now, you give up before I command those demons inhabiting you to permanently curl up your fingers with leprosy.

coogar:

again? even after your oscar example made you look foolish? in case your frail mind missed the bus. i put up a starting line up not an "ending" line up. if oscar is too fatigued to start for chelsea, why would rafael start? cristalz, give up before i tie your long-neck to a moving vehicle!!!



absolutely!
you own the thread - i mean, who can stop you from coming here---
the man utd first lady herself: fergie's mistress, phelan's concubine, sir bobby's grand-daughter!!!

Now I know you are quite stupid. Seems I have to spell everything out in black 'n white for ya.
Are you in Di Matteo's mind? How do you know that Oscar not being in the starting line-up was due to fatigue??
Did his performance resemble that of a fatigued person? Dude, your cranial nerve endings need rewiring.

You lied that Rafael was "burnt out", which he isn't. Oscar was my reference point in disputing your dull declaration. If you cannot understand that, your brains and balls must have switched sides again.
First you write Rafael off 'cos he is "burnt out", then you turn around now and say "I put up a starting lineup not an ending lineup". You really suck.

Add 'future owner of Man Utd football club' sef if it brings you joy. Ode oshi.

The point is, Rafael is not "burnt out", according to you. He is fit and ready and can play for 90 minutes.
You really should kick the habit of making ill-thought statements whenever it suits you.

I have as much right to be on this thread as any Utd fan...if you don't like it beg you-know-who to make you a mod.

Mr_TA:

Sorry but Carrick is a must in our first 11.

Based on Fergie's love for the dude, true.
Based on Carrick's performances, I disagree.

coogar:

if only your excessive oestrogen can allow you to pay attention to details, then you would know fergie played valencia in that position throughout preseason. smalling is out, rafael is burnt out, jones is out, fabio is on loan.....so task your brain for a second and tell me who is more likely to play in that role tomorrow?



what i love about pinnochios is the fact that your nose grows longer each time you tell a lie! you have had your 1 hour of fame now with our chitchats, it's time for you to scram...
have yourself a turbulent evening... ....... ...........

Truth hurts, deal with it.
Your IQ seems to have gone single digit...is pre-season same as the actual EPL season?
The perspective is a lot different when therez an actual trophy at stake, dumbo.
And who said Rafael is burnt out? Was it you that burnt him out?? You've started with your delusional statements again.
If Oscar could play today, why not Rafael?

And, I think it's over an hour you've spent tryna impress me on dem threads. I'll be generous and rate you 0.5/100.
If that's your way of excusing yourself, well, may all you meet find ways to make and keep you miserable. Wish you sweet Legion-infested dreams.

coogar:

stop the voyeuristic fantasy---
my type don't associate with your types!



don't be too thick to realise your kindergarten punchline lacks substance!
it's not new - your mind is dank! i close my eyes and i see you as one frustrated, dejected bitter woman tying ankara wrapper up to your neck....gnawing relentlessly on a chewing stick with saliva foaming in your mouth while waiting by the community borehole to take your turn. if life has dealt you a cruel hand, you can enlist as a boko haram suicide bomber!

LOL. How dramatic. Obviously you've been watching too much Africa Magic.
Your type don't associate with my type? So why bother responding then?
You still remain a dense, dishonest sexist with a monumental ego that prevents you from making any headway in life.
Even a suicide bomber would consider you a waste of good ammunition.

Babamide: Coogar and Cristalz e don do. Is it more than this torres matter??

My dear, it's just silly internet banter with some deluded fellow Utd fan.
Trying to cure him of his dishonesty and story-twisting when analyzing his football. Sadly, we all know hez a lost cause.

Mr_TA: DDG
Rafael Carrick Vidic Evra
Scholes, Anderson Kagawa
Valencia Rooney Nani

RVP will come off the bench imo.

Looks good, but I would prefer we go 4-4-2.
Plus, I really don't wanna see Carrick tomorrow

coogar:

----------de gea------------
valencia--evans--vidic--evra
----cleverley---carrick-----
nani----kagawa-----young
----------rooney------------

Dolt, don't you know Valencia keeps bounding forward, forgetting his defensive duties when he plays in that position?
Not that he doesn't do a good job but that risk is always clear 'n present and we don't need him getting caught out.

coogar:

dishonest? you know me so much that i am dishonest? too much oestrogen is rattling your nervous system! get help cos you remind me of the woman with the issue of blood in the bible!

Hahaha...only the really dull ones on this forum think otherwise, mister.
Wake up 'n smell the coffee.
You remind me of the dude inhabited by Legion...pre-swine transfer, that is.

Okay guys, drop your predictions for the starting lineup then.
I dropped what I woulda liked to see.

@Mr TA
Rio injured? Aw, didn't know.

@Chamo
Fergie hasn't said he isn't fit enough to start, has he?
Dude's training...I'm hoping for a miracle here; don't burst my bubble just yet

coogar:

miss pinocchio should wear a dental dam and stop the flow of debris coming outta mouth - before she infects us. diarrhoea of the mouth can be epidermic!

Mr slowpoke should try see behind his huge, dumb ego and quit being a dishonest sexist egghead.

coogar:

i don't sit on trees.....criztal does though - covered with leaves and munching a bunch of green banana!



very weak punchline there - you need to learn from zeus
a filter removes impurities like yourself(residue) and let the filtrates(pure) slip through!
and this is exactly what I am doing - ridding your putrid mind off it's cobwebs....

Guess you saw me when you were sitting in the opposite tree sucking a lollipop in your birthday suit

Are you deliberately missing the point or you are just so hopelessly dense?
Your mind retains what it wants (mostly falsehoods and twisted truths, or "residues" if you want) and lets everything else slip by ("filtrates" if you prefer)
Don't make me repeat this. It's old gist.

Very! So much more fun than Chelsea's.
I've become a Southampton fan...they were relentless.

Eid Mubarak from Nasri. City go up.

RuuDie: Pinch me! I'm Dreaming

If they put in another sub and he scores. . .then Drogba has a hand in this

LOL

And the lead is gone.
Oh well. . .was fun while it lasted.

Prediction for tomorrow night:

Rafael-Rio-Vidic-Evra

Young-Kagawa-Fletcher-Nani

Rooney
.........RVP

Would prefer Valencia ahead of Young, but knowing Fergie it's most likely gonna be Young.

What a goal!
Southampton leading City 2-1. Believe it!

City 1 - 1 Southampton.
Great equalizer from Southampton!

coogar:

that's one helluva active mind you got there - unlike yours that is so dank and putrid!!!
go get some peroxide and wipe off the grime on your mind -

Didn't know you cared. How sweet.
You really are slow. Lemme spell it out. . .filter button in that you only see what you want and let what is actually there slip through. Filter. Get it?

Glad you think you know me that well, slowpoke
Perhaps you should count the number of words (or epistles) you type on dem boards before making that particular accusation. Suits you way better.

*rolling eyes*
Whatever helps you sleep at night, dude.
Everyone knows your mind works like the mods' filter button.

Lovely goal by Tevez against Southampton.
Still miss that boi.

coogar:

put a lotta things into perspective if you had to reply a slowpoke - it takes one to know one, you would agree....

It's the fast ones that recognize the slowpokes 'cos they can't keep up.
Nice of you to admit your alias, though. Appreciate the honesty.

The guy sees his football via a delusional mind.

coogar:

he weeps for your sticking your nose in other people's pot of soup!!
what's your alias in school? pinocchio?

Unless you're a transvestite or a hermaphrodite, the word 'female' made it my business.
What's your own alias, slowpoke?

For your sins, I suppose.