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Politics / Re: Toyin Saraki Joins Rotary International - Arch Klumph Society - Photos by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 3:34pm On Mar 10, 2016
WTF?...That's my prospective salary in two years shocked
irunooboo:
[size=14pt] She looks average with her oblongue face like an unripe cherry mango undecided Beauty is far from her despite all looted funds in their possession embarassed[/size]

No sane man marries for Beauty, Obviously her husband wanted a Loyal woman not A golddigga like............ undecided

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Romance / Re: Name The Most Awkward Moniker You've Come Across On Nl by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 1:25am On Mar 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Again let me assure you I have no fascination with you sir.

Maybe you don't but I don't know and I don't care...





And my nickname is perfectly Normal
Romance / Re: Name The Most Awkward Moniker You've Come Across On Nl by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 1:13am On Mar 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Let me assure you sir I am nether of those 2ladies,I am me....

....An I wouldn't stalk you if you snatched up my pursue containing my paycheck
an dash off down the street wink

Yeah Yeah yeah whatever...If you were even using QueenValeries account there's no way you would be aware my Username existed.




You have got issues....Big ones
Romance / Re: Name The Most Awkward Moniker You've Come Across On Nl by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 1:05am On Mar 10, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
3rdlegxxx

Pussypounder ....Every time you try ta talk to the dude he stretches out the word "pusssssssssy"
He never fails

Comehoponmydick I think I spelled this wrong

Thelastidiot.....you a funny dude.

Potbelly.... Hi smiley How's ya belly?

You obviously Onila / Mamagee3 cus I had no idea my Username existed...You weird as shit_ stalking me lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: I Hate Tattoos But She Tattooed My Name On Her Arm by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 6:14am On Feb 01, 2016
Figure it out undecided

Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When You Get Called In At Work? by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 4:39am On Feb 01, 2016
These are the kind of stvpid questions you ask people or better still friends.

I am right when I say you have no life. What a pathetic existence you are lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 4:33am On Feb 01, 2016
You are really lame. Staying up till this time to create a thread to wish your "e-friends" a new month...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photo: You Might Learn To Mind Your Business After Reading This... by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 10:20pm On Jan 31, 2016
undecided
Celebrities / Re: Lil Kesh & His Brother Step Out In Matching Outfit…can You Spot Any Resemblance? by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 9:55pm On Jan 31, 2016
Lame ass Niggas wearing ugly ass, gay as fvck Sandals. Someone get them a Room.


Faggots_ FingersInTheBootyAssBitch lipsrsealed

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Family / Re: When Did You Stop Bed Wetting? by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 9:43pm On Jan 31, 2016
Uh
Politics / Re: Buhari Raises Alarm, Says Terrorists Returning To Embarrass Govt by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 9:39pm On Jan 31, 2016
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Politics / Re: Shiite-Army-Clash: Amina Shot In Her Private Part by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 2:57pm On Jan 31, 2016

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Romance / Re: Chilling Out With Skales (photos) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 2:49pm On Jan 31, 2016
Umh, whos Skales? Even my local city rapper is looking flyer than this baboon

I can only trip for 7 celebrities.

Justin Gatlin

Young Thug

Sergio Ramos

Nemanja Vidic

And Bae...yeah, it's actually 5

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TV/Movies / Re: Fifty Shades Of Black - I Can't Wait by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 2:42am On Jan 31, 2016
kateskitty:
Marlon Wayans is making a comeback with a comic remake of the best-selling book Fifty Shades of Gray with his version Fifty Shades of Black. Just saw the trailer and couldn't stop laughing now I can't wait to see this movie. I miss the Wayans brothers movies from White Chicks to Scary Movies series and Little Man and truly happy that they are making this comeback. *So excited*

It reeks of Mediocrity. People arent taking it seriously. Anyways, I don't watch movies so I could be wrong
Romance / Re: Do I Have The Muslim Look? by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 2:39am On Jan 31, 2016
mamagee3:
Hi all, someone said I have the muslim look.

Do I have the muslim look?

Romance / Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 11:14pm On Jan 30, 2016

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy's Mother, Chinyelo Orjiakor, 'Braxton-Jayis': Immigration Officer by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 11:08pm On Jan 30, 2016
Woah, Biased Journalism at it's Finest. Y'all chose the ugliest pictures you could find didn't you? Disgusting article. There was one time on FP that they labelled her Pornstar_ when no one has ever seen her having sex. She makes a decent living that doesn't harm anyone. Why can't y'all hypocrites stop slamming her with your Malice.

Absolutely Disgusting Journalism.


Now I see where Cossy got her titts from. [s]The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.[/s]

The Nipplle doesn't fall far from the Tit_

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Celebrities / Re: IcePrince’s Girlfriend Maima's Chest Piercings (photos) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 10:54pm On Jan 30, 2016
The chest piercing is really cute. Just the perfect size, justbthe perfect spot.

All them hoes^^^ are really jealous shocked

Yo Ice prince, im really happy for you but my Biitch sucks divk better.

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Buhari, Obasanjo And Abdusalami At AU Assembly by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 7:28pm On Jan 30, 2016

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Romance / Re: My Neighbor Is Shocked That My Wrecked Car Has Returned? by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 1:59am On Jan 30, 2016
[quote author=mamagee3 post=42451333][/quote]

You know what else needs to be straight?...your Brain undecided
Romance / Re: My Neighbor Is Shocked That My Wrecked Car Has Returned? by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 12:54am On Jan 30, 2016
mamagee3:
Hi all, I wrecked my car when I hit my garage door three weeks ago. My neighbors found out because they heard the impact of the accident.

My car has been in the mechanic shop for quite some time and maybe for some reason my neighbors thought my car is gone and I didn't have a car anymore. And the girls were laughing at me.

Yesterday, I watched their father walking towards his car and when he saw my car parked in the driveway, he was so shocked. I could tell because he looked stunned.

Btw, this neighbor don't like me.

Don't you just love it when people write you off and then God raises you up?


You are a pathological liar. Useless human being. You posted some weeks ago about how your neighbor got mad because you refused to pack your car next to her son https://www.nairaland.com/2847438/neighbor-angry-didnt-park-front . That implies you live in an apartment complex. Also, since you are extremely jobless, I doubt you can afford a garage. Stop all this Bullshit_ lies and get a life undecided
Crime / Re: Photo: Woman Who Drugs Her Lover And Steals His $1.5m by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 10:51pm On Jan 29, 2016
From this Article I could deduce that 2 men are retarded_

First why would a rich man be putting his prick inside 46yr old pvssy. The thing will have stretch finish. The stench self can wake my dead dog. And as a rich Baller, that dumb nigga just fall hand lipsrsealed

As for the Second Nigga, well I'm not too sure if he's a Journalist because only retarded_ journalism will ask you to see someone's picture and yet, they will find the poorest quality available and on top of that she is even wearing glasses. We are just as clueless as the beginning of her image...all we know is she is a lightskin with big Yansh and sagging titts undecided.

Anyways am sure it's one of this skinny hungry bloggers that wanna buy house for Banana Island undecided

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Car Talk / Re: Driver Flees With Employer’s SUV 2 Weeks After Employment (photos) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 9:50pm On Jan 29, 2016
morikee:


You stole my FTC. angry angry
You don't deserve it undecided
Romance / Re: They told me I am Cute(pics) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 3:13am On Jan 29, 2016
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: They told me I am Cute(pics) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 11:03pm On Jan 28, 2016
Fraih:
Ok Ok, We have seen your pink lips, can we go to bed now!?

No, you must follow me to Bed undecided
Romance / Re: They told me I am Cute(pics) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 10:49pm On Jan 28, 2016
misspicy:

so this I'd the vanguay that was derailing my thread with spams the other day aka sexistbastard

hum mm mm undecided

Damn it's been like a month and you still remember. Such malice won't do you any good. Here go buy a dildo_ $$$ have fun

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Romance / Re: They told me I am Cute(pics) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 10:26pm On Jan 28, 2016
[quote author=firstking01 post=42417455][/quote]

Umh, what is Jamb, if you are uglier than me please don't insult embarassed
Romance / Re: They told me I am Cute(pics) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 10:06pm On Jan 28, 2016
dguizman:
U are cute bro,don't mind the haters....

But ur nose though



Na wetin God dash us we go work with na grin
Romance / Re: They told me I am Cute(pics) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 9:59pm On Jan 28, 2016
saintloveren:
MEHNNN URE CUTE, NO HOMO, 4GET ABT D HATERS, THEY GOT NOTHING ON U, ONE LOVE BRO.

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Romance / Re: They told me I am Cute(pics) by CumHoponMyDivk(m): 9:56pm On Jan 28, 2016
Smellymouth:


OK sire.. u ve gotten more pussyy dan my ancestry?? grin kudos son.. I hope it pays ur bills

But I ve made more money than ur ancestry cheesy cheesy

In yo dreams Nigga, everyone in my fam be balling with 6 and 7 digits. Just take a Nap cuz there's no point arguing with you. Only a retard would do that and I ain one undecided

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