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Jokes Etc / Re: Why Do Comedians Yab Pastors/church But They Never Try Same With Imams/islam? by cutieepearl(f): 1:29pm On Oct 11, 2014
DCONE1:

Nairalanders some of you guys are dummies,...BIG ONES...
1)Your comedians dont respect your religion...is your religion suppose to be taken for a joke?
2)You are suppose to blame and shame those comedians who make fun of your...pastors,Holymen instead of conderming another persons religion.
3)Is it the fault of muslims that Nigerians comedians make fun of pastors and christianity?
4)why would you call someones religion devilish because you dont understand it or because of the action of few who act wrongly ,you can never hear a true muslim insult christianity as a devilish religion...
5)If you really love Jesus Christ and christianity start now to conderm those comedians and stop blame another persons religion for the actions of Nigerian comedians....
Dont just post rubbish,think before you post... rest my case.
God go bless u front nd back,I no knw for d op o,I guess his mentally sick.no offence
Jokes Etc / Re: Emergency Help Ooh by cutieepearl(f): 11:50am On Oct 11, 2014
Jagermeister:
OYO grin
yeske,u ar On Your Own
Jokes Etc / Re: The Nigerian Mentality by cutieepearl(f): 11:47am On Oct 11, 2014
No 7 is so correct,nt used to"toothpaste"all are maclean
Jokes Etc / Re: Help!!! by cutieepearl(f): 11:44am On Oct 11, 2014
Garri and epa
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Set Of People You Find In The BUS by cutieepearl(f): 2:13am On Oct 11, 2014
All are right.sumtyms, to take commercial bus self na prob all we've gat to do is patience coolAll are right.sumtyms, to take commercial bus self na prob all we've gat to do is patience
Jokes Etc / Re: Laf Ur Ribs Out. by cutieepearl(f): 5:26pm On Oct 10, 2014
DONFAITH:
At a launching
ceremony, an
illiterate Ibo man (chief
Akpors)
noticed that each
dignitary
making a donation had
two
titles attached to their
names. For instance,
Chief (Dr.)
Micheal Ohenhe, Prof
(Pastor)
Felix Okechukwu etc.
Chief Akpors
determined not to
allow anyone upstage
him at the
occasion. When it was
his turn to speak,
he took the mic and
announced
thus: I, Late (Chief)
Akpors
Aramilieba Magnus
Adusy
donate the sum of
N500, 000
cash. Late Who?? The
hall was empty
in 60 seconds... How
many likes 4 akpors?!
soo funny,water dey pour for ma eyes like rain,keep it up.
Thumbs up!
Jokes Etc / Re: Mad Man Texting (with Pics) by cutieepearl(f): 4:46pm On Oct 10, 2014
He is simply a ritualist
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Nurses by cutieepearl(f): 4:40pm On Oct 10, 2014
DONFASZY:
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.
Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they
had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his
stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse
than that. I poked holes in all his condoms.
The third nurse fainted.

third nurse fainted?

WHAT DO U THINK
d doc don bleep d third nurse wella wit d condom cheesy
DONFASZY:
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.
Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they
had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his
stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The second nurse said, "Well, I did worse
than that. I poked holes in all his condoms.
The third nurse fainted.

third nurse fainted?

WHAT DO U THINK
d doc don bleep d third nurse wella wit d condom
Jokes Etc / Re: Foreign Nurses Vs Nigerian Nurses. by cutieepearl(f): 4:37pm On Oct 10, 2014
undecidedNa tru o,I remembered wen my aunt was givin birth nd a nurse slap her make she push well well,d husband was like wats d meanin wit two heavenly slap on anty nurse,I no say by dat moment she will be seein tripple star
Jokes Etc / Re: Reasons Why You Must Own An Iphone 6 by cutieepearl(f): 4:25pm On Oct 09, 2014
Nice one op cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Children Crack The Most Hilarious Jokes.....lol by cutieepearl(f): 4:06pm On Oct 09, 2014
Soo funny grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh Away Ur Sorrow by cutieepearl(f): 3:48pm On Oct 09, 2014
;Dhahahahah really funny
Romance / Re: Where Would You Like To Spend Your Honeymoon After Wedding? by cutieepearl(f): 11:43am On Oct 09, 2014
Ukutsgp:
u know the tin na.
explain wella
Romance / Re: Which Tribe Got The Most Cute Guys In Nigeria by cutieepearl(f): 10:25pm On Oct 08, 2014
;D1st position to d ibo's,yoruba guys dey try too make we no talk about hausa oo

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Romance / Re: Where Would You Like To Spend Your Honeymoon After Wedding? by cutieepearl(f): 12:19pm On Oct 08, 2014
Ukutsgp:
hw are u going to do the thing in the moon?
lol,which tin grin
Romance / Re: A Beautiful Wife Or A Good Cook Which One Do U Prefer? by cutieepearl(f): 12:59pm On Oct 05, 2014
Why must d beautiful gal be light nd d ugly wife dark,guys self get problem sadWhy must d beautiful gal be light nd d ugly wife dark,guys self get problem
Romance / Re: A Beautiful Wife Or A Good Cook Which One Do U Prefer? by cutieepearl(f): 12:51pm On Oct 05, 2014
Morhziez:
half of A and half of B....half + half = 1
wow,best answer grin
Morhziez:
half of A and half of B....half + half = 1
wow,best answer
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeeeeez This Is So Funny...if U Don't Laugh After Readin Kill Me by cutieepearl(f): 12:04pm On Oct 05, 2014
Smone:
Another patient of psychiatric hospital excaped from his Ward again?
dats true

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