metroparrot:

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/graphic-photo-wife-pours-boiling-water.html

which part of the body is this?

The rate at which these Governor's children are getting first class these days (in UK)! It was Gombe State Governor's son last week, it is Imo state Governor's son this week. Make dem come try am for Nigeria Universities.

Awon Alajenu buruku! Na so dem dey do for Aregberascal for Osun State.

Freiburger:
5M is too little considering the stress that has to do with the Job. Lets be honest here

is this a joke?

No intimidation! I'll definitely be rich too come what may!

The water is a superheated water above 100 degree celcius. I feel for d woman.

Arsenal fans are always loyal! Surely he'll come back

redcliff:


Are you ok? Older men dress worse in the us. Hes in showbiz. Allow him pls

are u in the US? + how many do u know that dresses worse there?

Ha shoki ha

Ebig22:
Rip to the dead, this is the main reason every driver needs a fire extinguisher,make drivers no dey say road safety wicked

All we need is God's protection. There are some fire outbreaks that consumes fire extinguisher

As you increase in age, so shall ur strength increase my GS

I didn't expect someone in Spirit to bring such story into nairaland. Why? 90% of all nairalanders are not in Spirit. Only few of us are in Spirit.

My mummy won't allow me to do it. She's too strict!
Hit Like if your mum was strict those days too

Those days when the beautiful ones were not yet born!

If you are from UNILAG and you know this man, hit like

ashmanpolo:
Some Corpers around my area passed out like two weeks back so I was at one of my Favourite Pool side, chilling out that day. I started conversing with one of the Corpers. The first thing she asked me was, "where do you work?" see Jamb question.

Firstly, I wasn't even thinking of wooing this bae cos she got a bracelet on her left leg and that's a huge turn-off for me.

I told her I was an applicant, still job-hunting. Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls. That she's not in for jobless guys like me for now. I just taya.
Okay I told her to give me her number to at least get more counselling, "for where?" The girl messed me up 'jakajaka'

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

and u want me to believe this?

I am not a babe but then "let them ask where u work" even "how much u earn if possible".

8 + 6 + 17 = 31

JESUS is the answer

HYPO! Effective since 1880BC

The interview was NOT strong

Take him out of ur steering wheel if he's driving u crazy

[b][/b]OLUBADAN OF IBADAN

jauntty:
[size=20pt]Hilarious !!
That man must be from the Land of the RISING SUN
Nna kwenu !!

#naJokeOooh[/size]

a woman actually

Some fools will still blame Buhari for this

Only the broke people will say "vanity upon vanity, all is vanity".

SuperSuave:
This is not the first time I noticed some bible verses are actually saying the opposite of another. Isn't the gospel supposed to be preached in one accord? I first noticed that Jesus Christ actually turned water into wine(alcoholic wine not fruit wine cos my Yoruba bible says "oti wine" which means Jesus somehow endorses wine. In the same Bible again I saw in Galatians(can't remember the chapter and verse), where the fruits of the flesh were listed, drunkenness was listed also.

Another thing that ultimately made no sense was the whole Old Testament/New Testament conundrum. God actually changes his mind? In Leviticus, God lays down a bunch of laws and calls them “everlasting.” Then in the New Testament, we suddenly hear this:

For if that first covenant had been faultless, there would have been no occasion to look for a second. —Hebrews 8:7

Another one was when God brought a sheet unto Peter which contained various four-legged and two-legged animals and beasts of different kind, then God told Peter to arise, kill and eat. Peter refused saying he cannot eat unclean things, God rebuked him by saying how can he(Peter) call the things He(God) created unclean?

And later I read another verse where God outlined the forbidden animals, birds and beasts we should not eat.

I was confused, so I went online to checkout if there are more Bible verses that contradicts one another, the ones I found are listed below[/font][/size][/b][/color]


Atheists should keep off this thread pls

May God give u the absolute understanding of the scriptures.

lol

Mogidi:
Less than 2 months and no one remembers Fashola, politics na wa.

You will still think he's forgotten until he's made one of Ministers

Seemyfather:


People does. Except if people won't make mention of Obasanjo, his farm and his home town again. So what have you?

1. Obasanjo is a man of the country Nigeria (maybe Africa). It has nothing to do with Ogun.
2. can't even remember d last time Obasanjo's farm news appear on d front page. Moreso he has other farms outside Ogun.

INTERMAN:
Reasons Androids Respond Only To Fingers

I know we have a lot of genius and brilliant people in this place. Ok. This is my question. Why is it that phones like androids, ipad,ipod etc does not respond to other things like erazer, pen,plastic,metals etc but only to human fingers and body?

Chinese phones respond to aircraft sound

Seemyfather:
Considering mine own opinion, here are the list of some states in Nigeria that your barely hear about them in the dailies, be it on air, TV/Radio stations, or in any forms of media system. I mean you hardly hear about them be it for good or the other way round. While there are some you only hear about them ones in a blue moon due to one activities or their yearly festivals that makes us to hear about them ones in a year.

Meanwhile there are some states that you almost can't do without hearing them on air, or in any of our dailies/social media's, be it for good or other way round.

To mention a few, here are the list.

Those you barely hear about:

1) EBONYI
2) GOMBE
3) KEBBI State
4) ZAMFARA State

Those ones you only hear about ones in a blue moon:

1) CROSS RIVER
2) KOGI
3) OSUN

Those you can't do without hearing their name being mentioned in a day:

1) DELTA State where I proudly belong...
2) LAGOS
3) OGUN State where I currently reside and work.
4) RIVERS
5) FCT
6) Be free to add yours.

NB: Please note that you barely hear that of Osun State, if not for this recent salary or no salary saga of a thing that now makes them to be kind of famous nowadays...

I stand to be corrected anyway.

Thanks.

who dey talk about Ogun?