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U cheated on her once and u felt bad, do u know how many times she has cheated on you?
but still maintained as if nothing happened.

I've been in love for four years without a cheat on my girl (love)
and she is not always with me, maybe after two months she will come
and spend like a month or more and go back as we are not in the same state,
but still i remain so faithful to her that i can't even go out with another girl,
not even just for a drink.

And she is pretending that she can't in her life cheat on me
until everything exposed, how she has been cheating on me hundred times ten.
despite how long we've gone and how we loved each other.

Am ready now to cheat and cheat on any girl (though it's not in my nature)
But girls are not and can never be faithful, (Unless ready to marry ones)

@ poster
don't feel bad ok, whenever she is not around and u need to shag
don't hesitate to cos' she could do the same

My brother see me see trouble ooooooooo
the question is (what was ur first ever phone) and not how many phones u've used

NAIJAAAA PEOPLLLLLLLLLEE

Well mine is SENDO was stolen after one week and three days of using it
the most annoying thing was that the person stole it with my jeans trouser
containing my wallet and money. I REALLY CRIED LIKE A BABY  

But using phone that time was like wow, u've got extra live in you  

Sorry dear, there is no certain area of study for employment in any organisation/firm in Nigeria

1. A banker can be NNPC manager in any oil firm
2. An engineer can be bank manager in any bank
3. A business administrator can be an actress in Nollywood
4. A surveyor can be a technical manager in any organisation (just few)

questions:

1. But what are ur intentions before u grab the admission?
2. Did your parents own a Church?

well my piece of advice:
CHECK THE NEXT CHURCH AVAILABLE FLIGHT THAT IS VERY CLOSE TO YOU
ASK THEM OF THEIR REQUIREMENTS AND GRADES NEEDED, THEN WORK HARD FOR IT.

Please we need more questions from people studying:

Yoruba language.
Igbo literature
can't remember others (somebody help)

Its real cos' i can even do it
I can put my self in an emotional scene
and start gushing out tears.

For some people its like akara and bread (very easy)
but for some like Segun Arinze, Pete Edochie, Patience Ozorkwe
and people of his type  
Its like climbing mount zion  

Lets face it, hence u'r beautiful, ur beautiful even without make-ups.
Some babes do it to the annoying and irritating level.

You are doing it for guys to admire you, when u  already have a boyfriend? or u are looking for more customers  

I like natural pretty looking girls, though with little wetlips, for smooth kissing  
no pan-cake (abi pan-gala) no white and yellow-brown painting. just natural  

no long thing

me love :
speechless (fantastic)
u are not alone (it touches me to the bone)
heal the world (message to the world)

A GREAT MENTOR, A GREAT HERO, A PREACHER, A MUSIC ICON, A REVELATION.
(KING OF POP) THE ONLY MAN THAT MADE ME DROP TEARS.

I LOVE U KING OF POP
U DIED TO BE REMEMBERED FOREVER.
IF IT IS POSSIBLE WE UR FANS WOULD HAVE ASK TO RESTORE
YOUR LIFE WITH BUSH, OBASANJO AND QUEEN ELIZABETH LIFE.

REST IN PERFECT PEACE, AS ITS HARD TO ADMIT

Hey! hey!! hey !!!

my first kiss was like french kissing
the gurl couldn't believe what she experienced.
she kept quiet for like ten minutes after the kiss
later she revealed to me that she felt like she is in heaven,
that my kiss made her to understand that through kissing
u can truely understand what is love

for me its no long thingy cos i started from mother's womb

I can't just recollect my first kiss, and how it's like  
It's like i started kissing from my mother's womb

thats why am a kissing champion  
but i have no one to kiss for long now, what should i do

The atmosphere of Bayelsa will be great for tourism
Govt. need to look at that perspective.

Lil Wayney is crazy, i can't imagine this, there is even a tatoo in his prick

i can cook every cookable and uncookable foods

I dey cook so teyyyyyyy, pot go dey cry for fire, so tey
i dey cook so teyyyyyyy, hungry go run from you so tey
i dey cook so teyyyyyyy, my mama go dey shout well done my child so tey


I will be back for the conclusion

Don't deny yourself this great opportunity.

You have to travel first, before thinking o bringing her over.
You telling them now that you are married will hinder your entry visa.

for me oo, no big deal.
just a wallet at the right back pucket containing:
cash
keys
atm card

handkerchief
and phone

WHY CONDOM?
Are you a he-goat?

Senegalese girls are pretty gorgeous.

i like their designers

For me i can compete with any woman in cooking
i can cook any kind of food, i can even pound fufu

at times my mum ask me cook as she likes the taste of my food
and i will do it cos am the last ,

Well my brother, marrigae is not friendship.

You are still a young man, i must advice you to take your time out
talk to your parents while your woman does as well.

Give them reasons that they will need to know,
the blessings of the parents in marriage is very, very crucial

Hope you marry the woman of your heart.
Good luck

Man u can kick anything thrown at them
the best team in the world,
the record breakers.

WITH UNITED FOOTBALL IS SWEET

Guy I think you are sex addict.
thats your problem.

you like that think, and u are ready to die for it.

dude you be correct play boy.
You even attempted playing two sisters at the same time.

You be the koko master
I comot cap for you oooooooooooooo

It's like the girl gave u hottest sex of ur life, thats why u are feeling the pains.

Please nairalanders
i have been a member for more than one year
If i post a topic iu hardly see it.
can somebody redirect me on how to post a topic here

My sister, there is nothign God cannot do,
just trust and believe inn him, it is well,
for he said in the time trouble he will come to your rescue.

Be your very usual self, put it away from your mind, and always take care of yourself
and that of your husband and the baby that will be coming soon.

All of you are correct in your own personal opinions
Staying at home making it and moving over there making it.

But i Must ask one question:
What is it that gives joy here in Nigeria?
Human Right, Good living of having constant power supply, water supply, good roads, Security.

Well just my piece of cake

Nothing good comes so easily

what do you expect the parents to do?
dash out the kids and shut their mouth up?
It's not done that way, since u've not properly married the girl.

Yeah, why not.

and i dream of me being attracted to people, cos' am powerful and ,

P.SQUARE HAS GOT IT ALL

Girls/Ladies answer the question

claim it back

you are man enough, what belongs to you belongs to you
or is it the other way round?

I like Usher raymond
and my nigerian Jim Iyke

i tried to emulate them, but it cost much

me and me alone
i like my dressing
pant singlet and tie

in some occasions
plain trouser with big canvas and agbada
i am really nice on them

If you like use

Obama
Obanliku
Obadiran

or better

murphy
timmy
tom or jerry
cumba
smith

ifechiwatalu
makuochukwu
akachukwu