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|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 12:01am|
Ballary:Bro goan read again
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 10:16pm On Jul 12|
OO77:Send your girl to come verify. Her number please
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 10:14pm On Jul 12|
engrchykae:Used to that. Adapted already!
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 9:32pm On Jul 12|
BlackNeo:You a pro gamer hunnid
They bashing and sending pms same time since the thread went up. So funny
|Crime / Re: Man Tied & Killed In Anambra, Dumped In The Bush (Disturbing Photos) by Dicktion: 9:26pm On Jul 12|
Chai! Wetin Afonja go find for Anambra?
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 9:09pm On Jul 12|
queenitee:Limme alone. Y'all tryna lambast me here but your co-bashers be sending pms ever since this thread went up. Hypocritical souls
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 9:07pm On Jul 12|
I'm managing my thumbs can't type for y'all ladies tryna attack me over a mere confession like I stole a car e.g Drella
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 9:04pm On Jul 12|
BlackNeo:Thanks for the tip man
And I'm one of the first to take pills tho in case you wondering. Since way back 2013
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:59pm On Jul 12|
Rozz:ABEG shift smal make i pass
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:58pm On Jul 12|
queenitee:Well thousands of souls checked my profile to sight the narcissist. But I got nothing to prove to no one. And Don't Coman and sound like you didn't check out the profile
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:52pm On Jul 12|
Rozz:Sounds like Gold over you rada rada.. I pray you find one to dig
|Crime / Re: One Million Boys: Biola 'Ebila' Killed In Reprisal Attack In Ibadan (Graphic) by Dicktion: 8:49pm On Jul 12|
Ok see now. He died like a pig
|Romance / Re: I dont think I will ever love any lady after I become rich and successful. by Dicktion: 8:44pm On Jul 12|
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:41pm On Jul 12|
BlackNeo:I'm glad someone finally grabs everything i said.
But I need that advice bro. Gimme some will be so glad to kickstart
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:36pm On Jul 12|
Rozz:What you tryna say? Well your face on dp would suffice. The figure is alright tho
But I'll pass
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 6:38pm On Jul 12|
richfriendsng:Thanks for the tip bro
|Romance / Re: I dont think I will ever love any lady after I become rich and successful. by Dicktion: 3:27pm On Jul 12|
Mobilecrewnet:Hunnid. Unfortunately they're extremely scarce!
|Romance / Re: How Do We Eradicate Simp Men Like Prince Harry? by Dicktion: 3:08pm On Jul 12|
Martinez39:Most of them never come back to testify bro. One of the reason why I quit dishing out drills since the days of Haddon and deactivated the account...Some would even read and never put to practice. I got stacks of them in my ex neighborhood way back 2015. Some are meant to be simps for life and it ain't worth all the stress from y'all tryna norture them. Dem no dey force monkey make him take banana. If it's in the foreign countries people like iLegend, Ubunja and co would be of great influence and celebrated with notable titles but here, teach a bro how to count 123 and once he grabs, you'll never see him again talk more of any other thing.
These all happening cos they getting all the pills for free. Y'all should start making them pay like iLegend and watch simphood collapse in a sec. A Win win win in the end!
|Romance / Re: Men Wise Up, Marriage Favours Women More (photos) by Dicktion: 2:46pm On Jul 12|
MZrapper:Grow up man!
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 2:43pm On Jul 12|
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 2:17pm On Jul 12|
|Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 12:26pm On Jul 12|
As I'm typing this right now a lady is tryna wear panties in her towel in my presence. One of the same ones that went all coy when I wanted to watch them eat. I wonder now where she got the courage from. These bitches can act sha
|Romance / Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 12:06pm On Jul 12|
I make these bitches uncomfortable. I'm an extremely attractive guy that only needs to step out and vrooom both genders drool. Even guys gosh I'm not even gonna talk about the ladies.
I weep whenever I see average looking guys shouting upandan and terming themselves "fineboys"... The fine ones don't make noise they let people do that. This is not me tryna glorify my looks or anything of such cos I don't fvcking need that. It's just me tryna be clear from the start so y'all will grab everything by the end of this thread. But I don't give a fvck if you force yourself to see it however you wanna tho.
My Aunt once told me to never look her in the face when she talking. That I make her uncomfortable and nervous with my eyes. Wondered why an aunt would say that to her nephew Me sef still dey wonder o
So whenever I hang around girls they're always "not themselves".. The guys who have experienced this would understand me. The ones who haven't and wish but couldn't may cry over this thread. Whenever I'm around these ladies make so many funny moves and shit happens but this particular one that happens today got me thinking. Like can looks only make one looses themselves around a soul and become something entirely different from their true selves
Well they say it's just from the start and they'll eventually loosen up when they get used to you but funny enough these bitches don't get loosed up and free even after months of being with and knowing me. Just few adapt (like 2 out of 20) that's poor huh? I guess!
Now lemme get straight to what inspired this thread.
I'm currently living with three ladies in the same house. Not currently in the mood to talk about how I ended up there, but maybe later. So many funny stuff happened since I came through but this particular one this morning got me LOL.. 2 pretty ass ladies with one average looking heftily endowed one. So the latter made rice this morning and dished as humongous as usual for me. Have never finished their food before no matter how much I always try. I no dey fear face if I hungry I go chop everything finish. But this particular house I never finish food wey dem gimme before. They're impressively caring I wanna give it up for my looks but I'm not the type that attributes stuff like that to my looks. I loathe pride that's cultivated by mere looks. Who looks help? Truly it doesn't help but mine may land me into an abyss Only when you see me you'd understand fully
OK i digressed but who cares So miss endowed served me and ate in the same plate with one of the other pretty asses (the other one went to work. Emergency)..
Knock knock! They got a visitor (another fresh meat got me wondering why these fine ladies don't wanna keep at least one ugly friend like their Co-slayers do)..
She was served and this time I'm done esting.
Then I'm like "I like the way y'all eat with style. Lemme watch you guys eat I'm loving it"
And that was the end of the journey. Nobody gree eat again. The New lady dropped her spoon. The other one turned her back to the wall and miss endowed covered her face while chewing. It was hilarious I had to go out and let them enjoy
I went to visit my bro last week at Utako and his boss's daughter asked him to come greet me. This lady I haven't seen her before according to my bro when I asked she only saw me from her room when I was coming from the gate. I didn't get to see her until I went there few days ago only for her to run back inside when she saw me coming out of my brother's room. It was my bro tha told me this time too I wouldn't have known. So literally I haven't seen her till date
So many events I can't even say 1% and I'm used to it cos it's been so since I turned 19. Can't even talk about ladies been extremely insecure when we are like Dating? Don't even wanna go there. A lady once said she'd waste me if I ever leave her. I'm glad I ran for my life. Most times I feel threatened by my looks. I feel like what I have will put me in more danger someday (yes It has put me in danger severally. Story for another day )
No lady ever trusts me. No lady has ever felt they are enough for me. Even if I choose to be loyal and straight forward in a relationship it's never enough. Cos immediately you start thinking this man is all yours, you'll be outrightly discouraged once see your fellow woman staring at him like woah! And if I come follow the woman exchange pleasantries small then they loose all hopes. A few ladies have told me "Jake(fake name) I can't be with someone everybody wanna be with". And they left
I just think I'm a male version of tha light skinned princess every Motherfvcker wanna fvck and dump, or love unconditionally or flirt with or even rape. The type all men wanna hunt down. I think that's what I'm and you know how species like that are endangered to our society nowadays.
If they don't have you, they will loathe you. Some may even seek for ways to destroy you
I always pray the lord my soul to keep!
|Romance / Re: Any Real Girlfriend Will Do This. True Or False by Dicktion: 10:02pm On Jul 09|
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I'm in love!
|Romance / Re: Any Real Girlfriend Will Do This. True Or False by Dicktion: 9:54pm On Jul 09|
|Romance / Re: What Other Rules Do The Bro Code Have?? by Dicktion: 9:41pm On Jul 09|
vickydankal:That's how nature made us
Some vital Bro codes:
- Never let your vexation over a bro reach a booze house
- Talk trash to a bro, but act love to a bro e.g Bro
A calls bro B "Stupid boy" but you already know what he means
- Never snitch on a bro. No matter what.
- Always keep a bro's secret even till in the grave
- Never ditch a bro for a bitch
- Never sleep with bro's woman/sister
Just to name a few
Bitches come and go, but Broship thrives on
Cos our forgiving spirit to bro is devine
I hope this helps
|Romance / Re: Can The Second Round Of Sex Impregnate A Woman by Dicktion: 9:19pm On Jul 09|
|Romance / Re: Any Real Girlfriend Will Do This. True Or False by Dicktion: 9:14pm On Jul 09|
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United - (0 - 3) On 9th July 2020 by Dicktion: 9:05pm On Jul 09|
That golden boy
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|Romance / Re: Don't Go To Where You Are Not Accepted by Dicktion: 8:25pm On Jul 09|
akaahs:The Bobo don vex
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