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Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 12:01am
Ballary:

You said you just turned 19, and you said you took the pill like 2013, that means you were 13 year old taking pill.lol.
Bro goan read again
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 10:16pm On Jul 12
OO77:
I lift weights... I'm literally a hunk, and I AM TELLING YOU THAT WHAT THAT NIQQA TYPED UP THERE IS A BIG FAT LIE...
He's just fanning the fantasies in his head... That's all
Send your girl to come verify. Her number please cheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 10:14pm On Jul 12
engrchykae:
If it's true that you are very handsome,then be careful because great gifts has their attendant problems.
Gay perverts Will come your way, women will come your way.
Be very careful
Used to that. Adapted already! cool
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 9:32pm On Jul 12
BlackNeo:
Lol all the women here bashing him are just shit testing him. They are so curious to see how he looks. My man, don't listen to them, keep the mystery there. You are killing them low-key. Don't fa into the temptation of posting your picture. Don't give anyone of them that satisfaction. give them a taste of the pill they give other men. I'm sure some are emailing you now. It's pure game 101, don't fall for the tricks. Keep the mystery alive
You a pro gamer hunnid
They bashing and sending pms same time since the thread went up. So funny cheesy

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Crime / Re: Man Tied & Killed In Anambra, Dumped In The Bush (Disturbing Photos) by Dicktion: 9:26pm On Jul 12
Chai! Wetin Afonja go find for Anambra? shocked

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Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 9:09pm On Jul 12
queenitee:

Why? It's like you exalt your beauty more than you do YOU
Limme alone. Y'all tryna lambast me here but your co-bashers be sending pms ever since this thread went up. Hypocritical souls embarassed
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 9:07pm On Jul 12
I'm managing my thumbs can't type for y'all ladies tryna attack me over a mere confession like I stole a car e.g Drella embarassed
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 9:04pm On Jul 12
BlackNeo:


You sound like a beta, so I would prefer you take the pill and master game. Instead of women using you, you would use them. With your beauty this could mean a lot. Sexual satisfaction is just the smallest. You can look for a business to do or use your beauty to pull some strings using women who have connections. Be smart. Don't waste your time on useless girls. You could go into acting or modelling. Let women worship you and let money rush in. Just think hard. Nobody stays beautiful till they die. If you use your senses very well, that your good looks can make you a very happy man

That said, you sound intelligent. So become an all-rounder. Gain more smartness and intelligence. Try to achieve a lot more. Look as a good-looking guy, you can easily go places. You can beat other guys hands down at interviews. Your goodlooks may be the tiebreaker in several cases. You can find favour with it. Use it well. You got lucky by winning the gene lottery
Thanks for the tip man cool

And I'm one of the first to take pills tho in case you wondering. Since way back 2013 wink
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:59pm On Jul 12
Rozz:
I'm already gold,but will not allow your likes to come dig me,men are the new gold diggers
ABEG shift smal make i pass undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:58pm On Jul 12
queenitee:
More like ladies run from your narcissism and arrogance bro, no offence.
Happy sexiness
Well thousands of souls checked my profile to sight the narcissist. But I got nothing to prove to no one. And Don't Coman and sound like you didn't check out the profile embarassed
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:52pm On Jul 12
Rozz:
Ned Nwoko over you and your online handsomeness any day any time lol
Sounds like Gold over you rada rada.. I pray you find one to dig undecided
Crime / Re: One Million Boys: Biola 'Ebila' Killed In Reprisal Attack In Ibadan (Graphic) by Dicktion: 8:49pm On Jul 12
Ok see now. He died like a pig embarassed
Romance / Re: I dont think I will ever love any lady after I become rich and successful. by Dicktion: 8:44pm On Jul 12
HomerTimpson:
well,can i see if you are really a female? undecided
grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:41pm On Jul 12
BlackNeo:
Highly possible. Good looks are one of the measurements of high sexual value. The OP is not lying. That's how it works. He probably won the the gene lottery. As a guy myself I've seen incredibly good-looking guys. At least some ladies post some. These are guys that look so good, only a few women look better. Even as a guy without homosexual tendencies, you cannot but just appreciate their looks. Used to know two. Both were women pullers. Women basically wooed them everywhere they went. The second one I know now suffers incredibly. Most women just want to be seen around him, but he's not one who knows how to cash out on that. I advised him to get into some business in female fashion that he would really blow. Women will break their budgets to patronise him. so no biggy, some guys are exceptionally blessed with incredible beauty. I'm not just talking fine boy, I'm talking about real beauty. Perfection. They would be tall, well muscled, with a face fitting of Adonis. My friend at least is almost perfection itself, only that he stammers lightly when he's angry and not too intelligent. Beauty wise, he's a god
I'm glad someone finally grabs everything i said.
But I need that advice bro. Gimme some will be so glad to kickstart smiley
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 8:36pm On Jul 12
Rozz:
Mtcheww, you will tell me if it's Ned Nwokos handsomness that Regina Daniels is taking to do her shopping
What you tryna say? undecided Well your face on dp would suffice. The figure is alright tho wink
But I'll pass undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 6:38pm On Jul 12
richfriendsng:
Op don't bother about the negative comments here, I appreciate good thing when I see one.
Can you tell us why you are currently cohabiting with those ladies.
I came across the part you referred to the female human gender as bitches, please refrain from such choice of word, it is bad.
Its not easy being overly handsome or beautiful because you have a whole lot of haters to deal with.
Thanks for the tip bro cool

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Romance / Re: I dont think I will ever love any lady after I become rich and successful. by Dicktion: 3:27pm On Jul 12
Mobilecrewnet:


Oga, calm down. You met the wrong people... The lady that has been destined to be with you is coming. Don't rush it.
Hunnid. Unfortunately they're extremely scarce!

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Romance / Re: How Do We Eradicate Simp Men Like Prince Harry? by Dicktion: 3:08pm On Jul 12
Martinez39:
Well, we can't save everyone. It one thing to love the blue pill because that's how one was brought up and it's another thing to love the blue pill despite being given the red pill. There are simps that will become red pill when they encounter the red pill while some simps can't be saved. I used to think the red-pill messages that guys like me and ubunja were spreading were useless until people started testifying and I rescued a nairalander who contacted me on whatsapp. I am sure there are also others who Ubunja's miseducation helps but they don't talk about it.
Most of them never come back to testify bro. One of the reason why I quit dishing out drills since the days of Haddon and deactivated the account...Some would even read and never put to practice. I got stacks of them in my ex neighborhood way back 2015. Some are meant to be simps for life and it ain't worth all the stress from y'all tryna norture them. Dem no dey force monkey make him take banana. If it's in the foreign countries people like iLegend, Ubunja and co would be of great influence and celebrated with notable titles but here, teach a bro how to count 123 and once he grabs, you'll never see him again talk more of any other thing.

These all happening cos they getting all the pills for free. Y'all should start making them pay like iLegend and watch simphood collapse in a sec. A Win win win in the end!

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Romance / Re: Men Wise Up, Marriage Favours Women More (photos) by Dicktion: 2:46pm On Jul 12
MZrapper:

That your mother and sisters cheaply fuck_ their lives to make a living does not apply to every lady.
Grow up man!

Spitsangry
Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 2:43pm On Jul 12
vanida6:
em ugly pass monkey cheesy abeg no bother about em pix or u girls wil cry cheesy
grin grin

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Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 2:17pm On Jul 12
light099:
Congrats Mr. sexy-eyes.
But like wise men always say, too much of anything is a problem on it's own. When you're that nigga your aunt, blood sisters, fellow niggas and every lady you meet get sexual feelings for, you should start having reasons to worry, because something is wrong with you. Especially when the whole shiit is getting into the wrong side of your head and you're seeing it as a rare blessing. It's not a blessing and don't pray for such.
You're just like grains of sugar, no matter where you drop, expect the ants.
There's nothing masculine about a nigga having a bitch's charm.
Strength, intelligence, talent, hardwork and courage are the beauty of a man, not the sexy look of a bitch. Let that sink into your head son.

Ladies would only turn you to a sèx dòll to satisfy their endless fantasies.
In extended verison of Joseph's story, he was said to be full of sexy charm, Potiphar's wife couldn't resist his look. She called all her friends to come behold Joseph and judge if any of them could withstand his look, all of them marvelled of a truth, he was very charming. But Joseph chose to be a great man in life, than be a great man on the bed.
Better apply your sense, make e no be, all the ladies drooling over you today, would be the ones spitting on you tomorrow.
Offpoint!

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Romance / Re: Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 12:26pm On Jul 12
illicit:
Gid will not desert u my brother
Amen.

As I'm typing this right now a lady is tryna wear panties in her towel in my presence. One of the same ones that went all coy when I wanted to watch them eat. I wonder now where she got the courage from. These bitches can act sha cheesy

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Romance / Ladies Get Intimidated By My Looks. I'm in trouble! by Dicktion: 12:06pm On Jul 12
I make these bitches uncomfortable. I'm an extremely attractive guy that only needs to step out and vrooom both genders drool. Even guys gosh I'm not even gonna talk about the ladies.

I weep whenever I see average looking guys shouting upandan and terming themselves "fineboys"... The fine ones don't make noise they let people do that. This is not me tryna glorify my looks or anything of such cos I don't fvcking need that. It's just me tryna be clear from the start so y'all will grab everything by the end of this thread. But I don't give a fvck if you force yourself to see it however you wanna tho.


My Aunt once told me to never look her in the face when she talking. That I make her uncomfortable and nervous with my eyes. Wondered why an aunt would say that to her nephew Me sef still dey wonder o


So whenever I hang around girls they're always "not themselves".. The guys who have experienced this would understand me. The ones who haven't and wish but couldn't may cry over this thread. Whenever I'm around these ladies make so many funny moves and shit happens but this particular one that happens today got me thinking. Like can looks only make one looses themselves around a soul and become something entirely different from their true selves

Well they say it's just from the start and they'll eventually loosen up when they get used to you but funny enough these bitches don't get loosed up and free even after months of being with and knowing me. Just few adapt (like 2 out of 20) that's poor huh? I guess!

Now lemme get straight to what inspired this thread.

I'm currently living with three ladies in the same house. Not currently in the mood to talk about how I ended up there, but maybe later. So many funny stuff happened since I came through but this particular one this morning got me LOL.. 2 pretty ass ladies with one average looking heftily endowed one. So the latter made rice this morning and dished as humongous as usual for me. Have never finished their food before no matter how much I always try. I no dey fear face if I hungry I go chop everything finish. But this particular house I never finish food wey dem gimme before. They're impressively caring I wanna give it up for my looks but I'm not the type that attributes stuff like that to my looks. I loathe pride that's cultivated by mere looks. Who looks help? Truly it doesn't help but mine may land me into an abyss sad Only when you see me you'd understand fully

OK i digressed but who cares So miss endowed served me and ate in the same plate with one of the other pretty asses (the other one went to work. Emergency)..

Knock knock! They got a visitor (another fresh meat got me wondering why these fine ladies don't wanna keep at least one ugly friend like their Co-slayers do)..
She was served and this time I'm done esting.

Then I'm like "I like the way y'all eat with style. Lemme watch you guys eat I'm loving it"

And that was the end of the journey. Nobody gree eat again. The New lady dropped her spoon. The other one turned her back to the wall and miss endowed covered her face while chewing. It was hilarious I had to go out and let them enjoy cheesy




I went to visit my bro last week at Utako and his boss's daughter asked him to come greet me. This lady I haven't seen her before according to my bro when I asked she only saw me from her room when I was coming from the gate. I didn't get to see her until I went there few days ago only for her to run back inside when she saw me coming out of my brother's room. It was my bro tha told me this time too I wouldn't have known. So literally I haven't seen her till date embarassed


So many events I can't even say 1% and I'm used to it cos it's been so since I turned 19. Can't even talk about ladies been extremely insecure when we are like Dating? Don't even wanna go there. A lady once said she'd waste me if I ever leave her. I'm glad I ran for my life. Most times I feel threatened by my looks. I feel like what I have will put me in more danger someday (yes It has put me in danger severally. Story for another day lipsrsealed )

No lady ever trusts me. No lady has ever felt they are enough for me. Even if I choose to be loyal and straight forward in a relationship it's never enough. Cos immediately you start thinking this man is all yours, you'll be outrightly discouraged once see your fellow woman staring at him like woah! And if I come follow the woman exchange pleasantries small then they loose all hopes. A few ladies have told me "Jake(fake name) I can't be with someone everybody wanna be with". And they left cry

I just think I'm a male version of tha light skinned princess every Motherfvcker wanna fvck and dump, or love unconditionally or flirt with or even rape. The type all men wanna hunt down. I think that's what I'm and you know how species like that are endangered to our society nowadays.
If they don't have you, they will loathe you. Some may even seek for ways to destroy yousad

I always pray the lord my soul to keep!

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Romance / Re: Any Real Girlfriend Will Do This. True Or False by Dicktion: 10:02pm On Jul 09
Millenniumlady:
Not yet when i get married
shocked
Amen o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United - (0 - 3) On 9th July 2020 by Dicktion: 9:59pm On Jul 09
I'm in love!

GGMU wink

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Romance / Re: Any Real Girlfriend Will Do This. True Or False by Dicktion: 9:54pm On Jul 09
Millenniumlady:
The ine my husband build for me shey you no go build house for your wife ni
Which husband
Romance / Re: What Other Rules Do The Bro Code Have?? by Dicktion: 9:41pm On Jul 09
vickydankal:
This una bro code is strict oooo but I like the fact that it is all to protect fellow bros. Wish girls can learn some of them, I’ve been a girl all my life but I can say I like the simple nature of most guys, easy to make up after a fight even share a drink , that one blows my mind.

I witnessed one sometime ago in my estate, these guys had a treble fight to finish after football match, only to see them another time share smoke, drinking, laughing and calling each “my guy you Dey craze’

Biko how do you guys do that, is it forgiveness spirit or what?
That's how nature made us cool

Some vital Bro codes:
- Never let your vexation over a bro reach a booze house

- Talk trash to a bro, but act love to a bro e.g Bro
A calls bro B "Stupid boy" but you already know what he means wink

- Never snitch on a bro. No matter what.

- Always keep a bro's secret even till in the grave

- Never ditch a bro for a bitch

- Never sleep with bro's woman/sister


Just to name a few

Bitches come and go, but Broship thrives on
Cos our forgiving spirit to bro is devine
I hope this helps wink

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Romance / Re: Can The Second Round Of Sex Impregnate A Woman by Dicktion: 9:19pm On Jul 09
Kissiemu:
Nna men!
Is that small thing that you are writing this big big grammar?

You don't need to worry. It's only during first round that you release sperm. The second round you release water. Third round you release kerosene. Fourth round you release fuel.

Is that why u r bothering yourself? My friend go n sleep. You don't have problem
Bro why? grin
Romance / Re: Any Real Girlfriend Will Do This. True Or False by Dicktion: 9:14pm On Jul 09
Millenniumlady:
Use it to put my home together
Which home
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United - (0 - 3) On 9th July 2020 by Dicktion: 9:05pm On Jul 09
That golden boy kiss

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Romance / Re: Don't Go To Where You Are Not Accepted by Dicktion: 8:25pm On Jul 09
akaahs:

I no understand Bobo ye ti binu?
The Bobo don vex

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