Kingzrocky:
In respect to this thread: , I got a man who promised me a job next year with #60,000 salary plus accommodation benefit.

I have never done thus before. I really need to leave this contract Security work because I feel so vulnerable and stagnanted, having done the job for over 8 years with nothing to show for it.

Feel free to express your thoughts, insults is welcomed.

Accept and watch your life turn around for the worst.

Nebes:
I pray she is not a Jezebel.
Oh Lord! Please preserve Joshua Selman for your name's sake.

This is a very important prayer.

Cus all he's built can crumble for just choosing a wrong partner.

jamesversion:
Apostle Selman never marry?

I get hope na. A think say I don old sef.

Lol, no dey whine yourself.

Happy birthday to him, my birthday mate.

Yankee101:
Don’t sleep with anyone to promote your future
You’ll arrive in it full of regrets
Especially gay sex, it’s very demonic

Very very!

They're from the pit of hell.

stano2:
Okay … na so dem wan open my guy Nyash.

Lol, that shit is much more spiritual than you can ever imagine.

Allow these fruity Nig's run through you and watch your life change for the worst.

Victoronah1:
That Nysc nonsense should be scrapped. This country is trash. So the minister sacked for forging NYSC, how did they prove it? are you telling me it's this same Nysc that said her result was forged? She should Sue Nysc cause we can now see that Nysc can't prove and doesn't have a database. F*CK all these judges they are piece of shit biassed and corrupt.

You should be ashamed of yourself, you're in Nigeria and you still don't know how this things work? Lol

Be like say na to continue drinking Kunu aya, soya milk and zobo be the way oh!

Cus what in the name of poison is this?

orohbirodeysmel:


He is not smart at all, He should have picked the senatorial ticket of his constituency, same thing Ahmed Lawan and Umahi did...now he is at the mercy of Tinubu. Minister is always loyal to the President, but as a Senator, he for dey the red chamber dey flex life. Tinubu fit change mind tomorrow now and he is gone

He does not mind, do you know why?

He'll be close to power and can now better plot his way to be President whenever BAT drops down.

Something Umahi et al.. can't afford

orohbirodeysmel:
It simply means "no let them see you finish"

If you fall the second time, area go see you finish

They are about to see Wike finish. First Tambuwal and Atiku outsmarted him to PDP ticket...he formed G5 and was wailing up and down. He got some Intels from INEC that they will rig elections for Tinubu and he joined Tinubu in the last minute.

Now, Fubara is bulldozing his structures in Rivers State...na see finish, want happen to Wike like this

Good illustration. But I think he played smart with the APC election thingy.

Benekkk:
No way! Are you trying to end sycophancy single handed?

Lol, the laugher kicks in best if you understand the rhetorical question.

He's playing a fast one on those who would want to use the opportunity to gain favours from him.

Smart one.

Fxwarrior:



The rules are not out of place unless you're not a Christian.

Lol I am. They are too much if you'll be honest.

Prayers aside because they do help.

But why not allow guys wear shorts for crying out loud?

Facidio:


Okay.... So this is what we do. Allowee was 19800+5000 from my PPA that's 24900.
I and other 9 Corps member went to the bank we used then and filled the contribution forms... So immediately we are paid Allowee, the bank automatically debits 10k and pay the money into the account of the person that's suppose to collect for that month. We had a guy in the bank then that helped us arranged it well.
Now back to how I eat well.
After the deduction, I am left with 14,900.
I pay tithes of 2k. And data of 1k.
So money is left with11,900.
We were 3 staying together in the lodge so we donate 8k each. From that money we buy the basic needs for food,... Rice 1 painter, garri 3 painter, beans 1 painter. Then maybe oil and other little ingredients.

Can't remember how much those things were sold then but I know that after buying every we still have some small change left to cook soup up to about 3 times.

Eating of noodles, provision of any kind is personal. It's not combined. So from my remaining money, what I buy is groundnut, milk, and conflakes.
Remember I told u I don't pay tf to PPA, cos it's trekkable, intact I only go to work like 2wice a week cos I was serving in the council.
Then I became The council CLO,. Then other side gigs do come like immunisation. I could remember getting about 60k pay on 3 occasions for immunisation works.
I didn't have a corper girlfriend because I don't have money to give instead I make do with the locals, they are beautiful respectful and help with all my domestic needs. I also did lessons for kids for about 2 month that raised me some little bucks to survive.
And was Loyal to my council bosses , the chairman, the HOLGA, and the accountant... So I do get some few tips ones in a while. When we wanted leaving the council gave us the corper's that served with them 20k each. So I came home from service with about 170k.
I used majority of the money to fund my HSE training after NYSC.
You will argue that things were cheap then, I agree with you but so was the money small.
But with discipline and proper management u can. After buying everything we needed my indigenous gf will cook good food.... And trust Calabar girls she was good at it. Then later give me another food in Za Oza room. Those were the only things I enjoyed in my one year serving in one of the villages in Cross River State. Apart from those .... It was a wasted one year of my life

Wow! All these will come in handy. I've just been posted to Akwa Ibom for service and of course I know times have changed but I will try my possible best to make it a worthwhile experience.

Thank you for the breakdown boss. Much respect.

Facidio:
In as much as I am of the opinion that NYSC is a total waste of someone's 1 year in life and the entire program should either be scrapped or reorganised and reoriented,

While I was serving, I did everything u listed apart from paying TP to work cos my PPA was trek able and I only Attended CDs ones in a month our Allowee then was 18,200 plus 5k from my PPA,.... I was still saving 10k every month from my total of 23,200. Mind you I was eating well.
So proper management matters alot

How were you eating well please?

Fxwarrior:
Have you heard of Jesus corper? NCCF and other fellowships do have corpers lodge. You pay a token monthly of as small as #5000 for two times feeding plus accomodation which often comes with power and water supply.

The rules there alone can kill you, no wearing of shorts, armless.

Prayers every day 5:00 AM evening as well. Plus prayer chain and unecessary unecessary activities like that.

Omoh!

Eat it with bread, e dey go well.

Akoasi:
If person wan enter d NDA, no need for this long and selective process. Just find one general connect, settle 10m, you nor need screening sef, 200level.


Former chief of army staff helped many people that year though. I nor wan mention names.

10million no much like this?

Reminds me of a post my ex lecturer made when his dad passed away.

He said the man was a chronic alcoholic but that didn't deter him from showing him love.

That he usually buys beer for his Dad self just to make him happy.

He said one of the remarkable thing that made him earn his father's respect then was when his father went to his secondary school to ask how well he's faring academically and character wise. And to his amazement his father was told he's one of the best student in the school and when he got home his father called him and asked him if he feels ashamed of him being his father and he swore that he doesn't.

That was what changed his perception about his father. It cemented their relationship till the Dad later passed on.

Gbadugbakun:

Hunger. Do you think it's easy to wear that gown and be dancing in this Tinubu's era. They will just collapse and die. The hunger is too much.

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1. I have the ability to at times see things in my dream before they happen. It doesn't just happen tho.

2. I'm sensitive, I like to call it discerning. If I can't maintain eye contact with you then that most likely means you've said something bad behind my back.. I can piece two and two together. I wish I studied forensic science even though I don't like science courses. Might become a detective.

3. I have mastered the art of looking good that I do it effortlessly.

abobote:
The most humble police officer I have ever met, though he refused to help me when I wanted to join the Nigeria Navy, thank God it didn't work out sha.

Happy Birthday sir

Do you care to share why he didn't help you out?

And why you're grateful that it didn't work out?

DemonAngel:

Both are strikers, meaning their main aim is to score goals. They both have been wasteful (esp jackson) buh i believe they'll come good.
Meanwhile jackson links up better, gets into promising positions, only let down by his wastefulness.
Broja on the other hand is built better, fast and tracks defenders. Just came off a one year injury.
So its not about who's better. But who's style suits which game..
I trust Pochettino to choose.

still in their early twenties tho.

You've answered my question. So far Jackson is better and I feel he'll still ace Broja in front of the post.

Thank you chief.

DemonAngel:

And broja starts

And we won.

Between Broja and Jackson who do you think plays better?

joefelin2345:
RIP Prof Umaru. He was my VC before Prof Frank Odili took over. He was a complete gentleman.

Mehn! You go way back oh!

Nice to know.

DemonAngel:

Suspended with a one-game ban bro.
Sterling plays 9 hopefully

Wow! What did you do?

That Sterling can be ridiculous at times.

Broja mighty start tho.

This might be Jackson's opportunity to prove himself.

Chelsea to win.

Sucre6:
If u want laugh fall for ground, search for a guy that posted that he wanted to sell off a bad ass phone, the whole comment there go make you laugh fall for grand 😂😂😂 😂

https://www.nairaland.com/5564783/ad-gone-wrong-nairalands-2019

F**k! I had a good laugh. I couldn't even continue.

Now I'm pitying the OP self.

Nicepoker:
How can you save him. Are you his personal lord and saviour? Allow him to perish.

WTF! C'mon. Lol this is someone's blood you're referring to here.

Someone maid a comment and said, " By then the country will be stable."

Lol, I laugh you in Swahili.

This country is not getting any stable. Know this and know peace.

Benue state govt. is yet to fulfill this same promise of additional benefits to her corp members, let's see if Taraba states' govt will tow a different path.