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Happy new year to everyone!


It turns out that when I am bored, I write things on my WhatsApp status. My latest was on light.

GboyegaD:


Why act like a coward? There is no crime asking for a DNA test and the man should be able to face whatever the outcome is.
Truth is that we all are sneaky irrespective of gender from the reactions I have read.

If you have to have eternal problem in your relationship. Tell your wife you want to do DNA test. The hatred will compound when the result come out negative.

I was shocked to see lots of vagina people on Twitter castigating DNA test.

please do DNA test. It's not expensive. 60-80k.


One more thing, don't be unfortunate. DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE THAT YOU WANT DNA TEST NEITHER BEFORE NONE AFTER THE TEST. Unless the child is a bastard. Don't joke about it in the future that you did secret DNA test. I am telling you now. It could cost you your life should subsequent kids turns out to be illegitimate.

All you would need is probably the child's tooth brush or hair brush.

hisexcellency34:
Op, Fake news kee you dia

Pls this is new year. Receive sense. Lai Mohammed has successfully reformated your brains about fake news. Everything is now fake news..


When Dangote yansh been trending in global scale since yesterday.

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Has anybody bought OPs material? Feedback please.

starlionnotch:
I will recommend them to anyone anyday, i am saving so much on their platform to get a car soon. its a very convenient way to save. and i like that they invest your money for you and pay you interest.

What makes them better than conventional savings account?

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.

Oh lord! Our slay queens!

tnerro1:
Use tissue paper first and then wash up after. You will feel super clean

The reverse is better.

Enudapan:


Shey u are shocked ?

Like wise me, I thought nafadac is only meant for industries that produce, noodles,wine, biscuits e.t.c never knew eating place could be among
Although am still not too sure?

All maybe those nafadac officials saw me as a young rich guy (like maga)
Make them come cashout for my head

NAFDAC is 'Food' and 'Drugs' for a reason. Even herbs supposed to be licensed.

At the end of 2021

DemonInvoker:
This Report na Badoo....So e Stay with Old Ashawooo til morning and even promise to visit again?!
"Person wey use Elephant set trap,na him know wetin e won Catch" But "Na for Day time Dem dey find Black Goat Sha na so our people talk am.

Make Dem leave pidgin proverb for u o.

Pls if you don't have any tangible thing to say, keep quiet now. Because we don't want your usual nonsense to come and spoil our 2021.

U don hibernate all these times, we dey manage am.

PinkPill:
She has the right to want whoever she wants.. don't you know there is POWER in spoken words?

She didn't choose her father. But she can definitely choose her Husband. That's not anybody's business, so why the rants?

Laughing in nuclear weapon. A she would get is body counts.

Aboki dey disguise oo

OP come here!

Anytime they show images of cities in Nigeria what you would see are roads and some bungalows. The best cities in NIgeria are just suburbs.

Frank Mba is a fine and smart officer. And he dresses well.

Nigeria should be covering her face in shame. Look at DICON. Just useless.

Yamiriflathead:
If I were the president I'll order the air Force to smoke out every Camps suspected to used BY ESN Rebels for trainings and smoke out every of their patrol vans and I would order a shoot at sight by the Army on all ESN terrorist bascards.
They don't have the landmass to hide like we have in the north and sambisa. Smoke these idiots out to Cameroon

You obviously lack knowledge. The same way NIgeria millitary was able to fish out militants out in Bayelsa abi? You obviously don't know how guerilla warfare works.

Do you know how Pakistan frustrated the Soviet Union, despite the fact that the latter was very primitive vis-a-vis SU? Or how US was frustrated out of Vietnam?

Of course, I am wasting my time educating you. Go to your farm boy!