That is the more reason President Jonathan said we should not fight about 2015 yet. Sometimes he was thinking of which position he would contest for in 2015. RIP

Were these people given proper orientation? Who told them that state allowance is a right? I served in Plateau State in 2007 batch A, and neither the state nor my place of primary assignment paid us a dime, while corp members of plateau state origin were in my own state (Rivers) collecting three allowances monthly. If I be in charge, Rivers State will pay corp members of Rivers state origin. If other states cannot pay their own indigen, they should go to their state to protest.

Thanks guy.

VanTee20: Akpos came home early from office one day and he was shocked to find his girlfriend (Ekaette) in the arms of his best friend (Eazy).

He angrily sent Ekaette out of the room get. Then he confronted his friend Eazy saying. "What was that all about? Have u forgotten that she is my girlfriend."

"I love your girlfriend and she loves me too," Eazy replied.

"Are u nuts? She is my girlfriend. I love and she loves," Akpos pronounced angrily.

After a long argument,
Akpos suggested that they should fire guns to attract Ekaette's attention and pretend to be both dead, that way they will know who Ekaette loves most when she start mourning. Eazy agreed and they quickly fired the guns.

Ekaette heard the
gunshots and she rushed into room to find both Akpos and Eazy on the floor.

At first she expressed shock and surprise, then almost immediately she started laughing loudly, then she shouted, "Kay, get out of that wardrobe, these two idiots are dead!"

Akpos, who was pretending to be dead before, fainted from there!

No better medicine for laughter than this.

VanTee20: #21
Mum came home from work to find her 5 year old son, Junior, crying.

"What's wrong sweetie?" she asked sweetly.

"I think daddy is going to die because the nanny wants to kill him, but at
least he will go to heaven" Junior
answered.

"Why would you think such a thing honey?" mum asked.

Junior answered,

"Because when daddy came home during his lunch break he took the nanny to the guest room and after some time he started to scream.
"Janet, you are killing me! Janet you are killing me! O Lord, O my God, I am
coming".

Why is MTN weekly 10mb not staying up to one week again?

If u work in a tertiary institution directly with d students, u will know y d officer acted that way. Most of d girls think that it is when they are in school that university education starts. Any other staff they see have nt gone thro tertiary institutions. They talk anyhow. Hw dear u stand to question an officer of d nigerian army? U wan show say u dey NYSC. All for her mind be say d officer no been go school, so she knows her right. U dey craze? If u like quote any law. E don happen, e don happen.

It's true. I received it. G-Bam, the best

The worst part is that the same picture will be used for two or three different stories. I just do as if I don't see the 'type Amen', 'share' or 'Like' request.

Lol

lil jboy: BUSTED!!!

Akpors - after his first time of leaving the village to the city went searching for a job and finally, he came to a big company to make inquires in respect of the advertisement which was being placed outside.

Akpors being so eager didn’t read the advertisement properly.
He just dashed into the company and began to ask for the MD.
Little did he know that a job of such magnitude requires someone who has been to different parts of the world.

On getting there, the MD decided to have a little interview with him.

MD: Hello young man, what can I do for you?
AKPORS: Good morning sir, I am Akpors Apororo and I came concerning the advertisement placed outside your company.

MD: I see. I hope you know that this job requires someone who’s been to various parts of the world?
AKPORS (of course desperate): Yes sir, I know that.

MD: Good. So tell me, have you been to Germany?
AKPORS: Yes sir, I lived there for 7 years.

MD: Wow... that’s good. How about the UK, have you been there before?
AKPORS: Yes Sir, I also lived there for 5 years.

MD: Interesting, how about the United States?
AKPORS: I’ve been there also Sir, and I lived there for 6 years.

MD: Hmmm. Then you must know much about geography.
AKPORS: Yes sir I’ve also been to geography before, and I lived there for 6 years

Nice ones

First Bank and Union Bank

This is d most stupid and nonsense thread I've seen on nairaland. Worse still, on the front page

U de craze

XFive: See Yobo wey no play anything just take the cup de pose.

Shaolin soccer keeper. Lol

I blame the govt. When the government secondary school (jss1-ss3) in my village has only 3 teachers on govt payroll, what do you think will happen in an exam they will answer the same questions with students in Kings college when we all want to further our studies? Does it means they don't know the number of teachers in the schools?

pinky21: RIP to dem. D truth is I hate spoilt n lousy kids dat don't know hw to behave. Mayb dats nt d first time dey dd it but dey overlooked it. Teach ur child discipline at al times. I can imagine d trauma d mom wil b going thru rgt nw

Cos when some parents see their children starting such things, they feel they are sharp. All u will hear 'this boy/girl ehn'. It's a pity they died.

I like her. How I wish...

An Arabian Lady saw the way Muslims (especially boko haram) were killing innocent people, picked a copy of the Bible, read it, did not see why we should kill our fellow man like that, and converted to Christianity.

What do you think when the so-called trained teachers are perpetual absentees?

I no gree! People go pack themselves from north full for Rivers and u say dem be indigene? Wetin we go gain if we go there?

'Dera' in Khana (Ogoni)

coogar: the soldiers took off their uniform, wore mufti and robbed the corp members......look no further than the soldiers guarding the camps! i don't think any armed robber would wish death upon himself to go into a camp manned by trigger-happy soldiers!

this is an inside job!

Gbammmmm!

I just remember my Glo phone now. I've not used it for some wks now. Their call tariff is too high since they surreptitiously removed infinito of 15naira to all networks. MTN Pulse or Zone.

Arsenal/Dolphin of PH

Penalty for man u. Rooney scores 1-2

Van persie scores 1-1

Corner for Man u

Nani off, Raphael on

Yellow for Custodio

igbsam: Why was the match suspended in the 1st place ?

PHCN been take light. Lol

Yellow for Eder (Braga)