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Car Talk / Re: How My Mechanic Tried To Ruin My Car... by Elsueno: 6:04pm On Dec 14, 2023 |
sukkot: Please how much is that pumping machine, cause I see recently even to Guage all four tires Wan reach 1k. So how much be the machine & how effective it is |
Family / Re: How Do Married Men Hustling In The Diaspora Cope With Sexual Urges by Elsueno: 10:58pm On Dec 13, 2023 |
If u can't even control ur own sexual urges, what's the difference between u & a goat... What makes us different from animals is our intelligence & self control...Anybody who fuvks around choose to do so, not because he/she can't control themselves |
Business / Re: Gomoney Bank Has Been Down For A Week Now, Customers Money Trapped by Elsueno: 10:41pm On Dec 12, 2023 |
U people should relax, especially if ur money no pass 500k. NdIC get u covered to the tune of 500k naira....Anymore & ur own ur own, especially 4 these obscure digital banks way only exists on servers |
Family / Re: How Do You Manage With A Wasteful Over Sabi Wife by Elsueno: 4:02pm On Dec 11, 2023 |
Gadafii: That's just it, also if u buy foodstuff in bulk, d wastage is even worse, they over cook, splash everything like say its gotten for free. |
Politics / Re: External Reserves Fall By $520m In Five Weeks – CBN by Elsueno: 8:42am On Dec 11, 2023 |
Bula ba, balabu bulu bulu Though it makes me happy to see the Aso rock animals and thier lesser agbdori@ns experience the consequences of thier tribalistic & party emi lokan bull shyt. I won't also lie, this incompetence has really slowed down business in the whole country 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by Elsueno: 9:06pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Konjiboii: lying is an offense against yourself, it is I. Though iam currently operating in south America as santa blanca failed spectacularly due to some annoying ghost unfortunately |
Politics / Re: Kaduna Airstrike misfire: Senators donate December Salaries (N109m) To Victims by Elsueno: 8:54pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
JASONjnr: THAT IS thier salary They should have donated thier allowances instead, the salary is paltry compared to the allowance |
Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by Elsueno: 4:21pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Konjiboii: Anime is life!!!! I used to love anime & vidéo games...Now my intrest in video games is rapidly dwindling except for some top tier ones. But u see Anime, manga etc...am afraid I would still be watching that thing for a very very very long time . Now IMAGINE having a wife who likes same stuff! like this woman d op mentions....Omoh our holiday vacation would mostly be in Akihabara in japan |
Politics / Re: Atiku Attacks Premium Times For Requesting His Academic Records by Elsueno: 7:33am On Dec 10, 2023 |
DeepSight:very true, but if I were atiku I would also not make this easy for anybody lmao , if any entity wants to do amebo on any of my certificates can MUST GO ABOUT IT THE LEGAL WAY & obtain it from the school. After all, I ain't a public office holder. Premium times makes money selling papers & dishing out stories.. So let them work hard to get what they want. Atiku isn't blocking them in any way as far as we know sha |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Spends About N3 Billion To Send Govt Officials To COP28 by Elsueno: 10:10pm On Dec 07, 2023 |
Siberia01: Nah, they did thier crap & left. Nigeria has freaking 60 years to get things on track, instead we are regressing even further back...In fact we are currently even worst than when the colonials where incharge( This is very annoying & shameful for me to admit). But seriously, I just wonder Are blacks genetically incompetent, cursed or just outright in capable of self development. just look at DUBAI, Malaysia etc....Most of these guys where literal shyts & deserts who used to beg Nigeria for palm seeds & investments, But now they are soo far ahead of us, that not only the we import from them BUT THEY EVEN VISA BANNED US....sigh 😮💨...... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Spends About N3 Billion To Send Govt Officials To COP28 by Elsueno: 9:59pm On Dec 07, 2023 |
This administration is the most wasteful ever in the history of Nigeria...Agbdo in chief is just here to party & squander the little money Nigeria has. Very very insensitive, incompetent & greedy folks...metchew! 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: AGF Fagbemi Seeks More Funding In 2024 Budget by Elsueno: 7:20am On Dec 05, 2023 |
Nah, just look at theze guys pls I so hope they get nothing!! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: US funding for weapons, economic aid to Ukraine runs out this year - White House by Elsueno: 7:13am On Dec 05, 2023 |
Gandrova: The irony about that zelenksy clown was he actually won the election because he was the only one among the candidates who's was very vocal about making peace with Russia...But dude turned out to be a massive fraud who choose to slaughter & decimate his country for some useless NATO membership to gives absolutely nothing but making Ur country an outpost for d U.S with lots of sexually starved soldiers THAT U UKRAINE HAS TO PAY FOR EVERY YEAR WITH A PERCENTAGE OF THIER G.D.P 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Alarm Bells Ring As Nigeria’s Refineries Collapse By 92% by Elsueno: 9:55pm On Dec 03, 2023 |
Mitsurugi: Only agbdori@ns SS division fall for that shytty APC propaganda...since d allocation of billions for that dead scrap lots of people know it's a scam,..But agbdori@ns & BMC crew keep saying he go work( like this time is any different) it's same corrupt pièces of shyt spouting the usual lies. I hope APC disappoints me & get any of those refineries working 5 Likes 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: How Do You Calculate Your Car's Fuel Consumption? by Elsueno: 9:34pm On Dec 03, 2023 |
390 km for approximately 25 litres 206 Peugeot, city driving(no AC)..not much traffic with Ac it's about 300-320( this isn't accurate cause I haven't finished this test yet) By the way why is it hard to see a Peugeot 107 around & No, I ain't interested in the Toyota variant 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria At COP28: Separating The Facts From Fiction by Elsueno: 3:54pm On Dec 03, 2023 |
This long as* article didn't provide a single answer & simple answer we need. HOW MANY OF THOSE OVER 1K DELIGATES WENT AT THE EXPENSE OF 9JA TAX PAYERS?!!!! |
Health / Re: More Teaching Hospitals Risk Shutdown Over Exodus Of Medical Professionals by Elsueno: 9:02pm On Dec 01, 2023 |
I remember one minister saying we GOT TOO MUCH MEDICAL DOCTORS 4 NAIJA, THAT THE REST SHOULD JUST GO INTO FARMING , Honestly, na me even way personally ginger my cousin to start preparing for his abroad whatever exams Dr need.. we go foot the bill for am..If not I don old too, I 4 japa leave this contraception of a country for d agbdori@ns |
Family / Re: She Divorced Her Husband For Wasting Her Life Savings Of N4.5million by Elsueno: 6:40pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Beremx: No, it's better to leave them with thier father, at least they would have roof over thier heads. Starting afresh with 4 kids to look after is just a disaster waiting to happen..I believe she would come back for her kids once she's settled. Besides after a divorce, kids are always supposed to stay with thier dad unless they very very young 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Budget Vs Other African Countries Budget by Elsueno: 8:09pm On Nov 29, 2023 |
nairalanda1: Yeah 33 billion dollar isn't much for Nigerians, BUT ~$500K IS ok for ag@bado boss to spend on hotels in New work ba 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Budget Vs Other African Countries Budget by Elsueno: 7:56pm On Nov 29, 2023 |
To be honest, I still don't think we are even up to 150 million in this country...So many things just doesn't make sense with that 200 mil stuff
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Business / Re: Supreme Court Rules That Old & New Naira Notes Will Co-Exist As Legal Tender by Elsueno: 12:33pm On Nov 29, 2023 |
Surpeme court has ruled that elsueno can post on nairaland 😁😁😁 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Tiktoker, Okoli Classic Who Was Gifted ₦2M By Davido, Buys New Phones For Family by Elsueno: 12:30pm On Nov 29, 2023 |
Biola67: You think 2m is too small to start a business? Na ur parents still dey feed you right?....2 million can easily help u stock a provision shop & make at least 15-20% profit on that.., it can help u buy almost half a truck of bags of rice from the north & make almost 20% profit!! 2 MILLION IS ALOT OF MONEY! 4 Likes |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Elon Musk Visits Scene Of Kibbutz Massacre With Benjamin Netanyahu by Elsueno: 1:01pm On Nov 28, 2023 |
Emergingnation: Don't worry, u guys go learn well well...U aren't the first nor would u be the last...And as African niggas are already at the bottom of the food chain when it comes to western classification of humans, hardly would any outrage happen..... Currently a massacre is going on in Congo,( U no dey here am 4 news right)...That's because it's usually Nigeria that solves this kind of issue( but Nigeria is currently battling internal security issues to provide any substantial help). U better advice ur fellow Igbos to wise up woh 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Elon Musk Visits Scene Of Kibbutz Massacre With Benjamin Netanyahu by Elsueno: 9:43am On Nov 28, 2023 |
Emergingnation: Bros forget that crap, Nigeria is very very pro-west, Isreal na strong 9ja ally too...if today another Biafra thingy start, them go gladly send free bombs to the govt to erase d entire South East. And unlike the palastineins ipob are bonifide terrorists who routinely massacre security forces & civilians when they feel like it 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Elon Musk Visits Scene Of Kibbutz Massacre With Benjamin Netanyahu by Elsueno: 9:28am On Nov 28, 2023 |
I always admire how the western government support thier own no matter what kind of evil they do. All the myth about m.e power is mostly shyt...To think the only governments trying to help d palastineins are Iran & thier friends is appalling to say the list. Just like African leaders watching the west gouge Africa of all of its resources, The M.E leadership are no different..Just another westen zionists slaves leaking thier masters a## 8 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: 5 Dead In Wedding Massacre In Thailand As 'Drunk' Groom Shoots Wife by Elsueno: 9:42pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
KarinaSlim: Just greet him when possible, no do over Sabi woh...Hello, morning sir, morning uncle etc...no dey too hard. I greet & smile to everybody 4 ma hood when we jam each other or make eye contact. Just don't let anybody take advantage of u sha 1 Like |
Crime / Re: 5 Dead In Wedding Massacre In Thailand As 'Drunk' Groom Shoots Wife by Elsueno: 9:33pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
SHE'S 44!!!.... What do they eat to look so young like that, look at even the 50 year old dude that was kaputt too Omoh 44 year old for 9ja on average usually have this very mama like look...mehn got keep up with exercise and shyt...perhaps it might help 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Is Kuwait A Good Country To Hustle by Elsueno: 8:21pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
Eminentworld: Probably....but, u would have a better chance if u are a Muslim |
Education / Re: Lecturers Shortage Hits Universities, ASUU Blames Japa, IPPIS by Elsueno: 1:36pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
VeeVeeMyLuv: Lots of people way dey eye lecturing usually end up having finding out d job is very stressful with very meager pay, even promotions requires publications 1 Like |
Education / Re: Lecturers Shortage Hits Universities, ASUU Blames Japa, IPPIS by Elsueno: 1:30pm On Nov 27, 2023 |
Let's be honest, the salary of lectures is extremely poor considering the workload they have to carry...Even at that, they would have to fund research majority of time from thier own pocket... Did u know, even a fresh administrative staff of a teaching hospital earns way more than a fresh academic staff of a university? 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Shot Dead In South Africa by Elsueno: 5:19pm On Nov 26, 2023 |
The most embarrassing thing about this drug related hits is that, it's mostly likely done by rival drug gang members which would most likely be Nigerian as well. But if the man is innocent, May his killers be found & brought to book |
Politics / Re: Kano Governor Remains Sacked, Mistake Was Just A Clerical Error - Appeal Court by Elsueno: 12:59pm On Nov 23, 2023 |
Paraman: Anyways, I would try to make sure my papers are very intact....Just incase the so called docile Nigerians decided to make the impossible possible |
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