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Sports / Re: Nigeria Beats The USA 90-87 In Pre-Olympic Basketball Friendly by EmmanuelBanks: 11:17am On Jul 11, 2021
MJBOLT:
Argentina Victory Nigeria Victory Oya, Italy do the needful this night abeg cool
lol, sir if I may ask, why you no want make England win though..hahahah

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Romance / Re: Man Boldly Collects Girl’s Phone Number In Her Father's Presence (Video) by EmmanuelBanks: 3:29pm On Jul 08, 2021
ignis:
Maybe the girl gave him her father's number.
He should not celebrate yet.

Lots of guys have collected phone numbers from girls, only for them to get home and discover the number given to them does not exist.

lol, for me ooo...as I deyy collect the number from the girl, I deyy dial am immediately for confirmation.

sometime I go even joke, and say " hope this is not ur grandmother's number, and dem go burst laf...
Car Talk / Re: How Has The Ban On Tinted Glasses Affected You? by EmmanuelBanks: 11:59am On Jul 07, 2021
Nwakannaya1:
It was a bad experience as I was travelling from Abuja to the East, it became worse from Otukpa branch, I was stopped at almost every police checkpoint which was littered everywhere on the road, each one of them presenting a useless argument.

At one point I was told tinted was banned, I told them that it was the issuance of new permits that was suspended, (I was even told by a notable VIO officer that even the suspension of issuance of new ones was retracted by the FG), at another point they told me that it was only factory tinted that was permitted, at another point one police officer told me that FG banned factory fitted tinted and that cars with it should not be bought or used unless the glass is changed, at another point which was the most hilarious, they said medical report should have the identity of the car in it.

Nothing wey I no see for east, they only succeeded in delaying me but shishi no comot, my papers and tinted permit were in tact. After delaying me, they would tactically ask for money, I go just laugh, me wey need money pass dem.

Of a truth, it was not a wonderful experience, such nonsenses don't happen in Abj.


omo no be small thin ooo..


but pls sir, not that I own a car oo..my question is, if a car is tint factory fitted, must there be a legal paper backing it before one can drive around the car
Car Talk / Re: How Has The Ban On Tinted Glasses Affected You? by EmmanuelBanks: 11:01am On Jul 07, 2021
LordofNaija:
I just wind down all four windows whenever I approach a police check grin

wow nice, but pls...is s ur back glass tinted also, or the police just overlook it since all side doors of ur car windows are wind down..


thanks...
Sports / Re: Manchester United Sign Jadon Sancho (photos) by EmmanuelBanks: 11:46pm On Jun 30, 2021
syrecookie:
story!
Di maria was a better player when he went to Man U than when he left, Man U almost ruined Lukaku's career too...thank God he left
NB: im a Man U fan

SHUT UP..

Who dash monkey man U fan...bad belle, don worry una eye go clear na. I think epl go soon start
Foreign Affairs / Re: Heat Wave Grips Canada, US; Scores Dead by EmmanuelBanks: 8:49am On Jun 30, 2021
detroitred41:

Very strong jo.way 30,000mah and 40,000mah power.bank available.
Charges your phone up to 10times + and other devices simultaneously.
Same day delivery (Lagos ) Calls / Whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4
Screenshot when you see this.
what is the price range
Autos / Re: SOLD!!! Neatly Used Toyota Camry 2008 In Abuja by EmmanuelBanks: 1:56am On Jun 29, 2021
aryzgreat:


This is 2007 not 2008.

Clean though

pls sir, will be really glad if you could enlighten me...as a newbie into this auto stuff, how can one differentiate between Camry 2007 and 2008. Also between Camry 2009 and 2010.. cos I must say sir, those cars really do look alike..


abeg help...
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: 'No Car Key, No Chase Me' - Chidinma Is A Symptom Of Rot In Society by EmmanuelBanks: 2:38pm On Jun 27, 2021
OnionBandit:
Girls from that region are always like that...

I won't forget the things my old eyes saw during my 5 years stay in Enugu. I was a young chap with a job that paid. Everywhere I went to, see as these dot girls dey drool over me..even the ones in the company of their boyfriends

In those days, their thick legs weren't much of a turn off for me. The hairy chests of course were.

Damn!

The story is long. I think I will have to open a thread for it..

Watch out for "My days in Enugu"



lol

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

pls do and narrate your story, my frd ebuka always tell me about them l....

abegg CC me
Autos / Re: For Lovers Of Vintage Cars by EmmanuelBanks: 1:29pm On Jun 22, 2021
Morningstarrr:

It’s not by force Oga

lol, mr op no vex...I know who go buy that car for 21 million naira, just try contact Dino Melaye

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Autos / Re: For Lovers Of Vintage Cars by EmmanuelBanks: 12:17pm On Jun 22, 2021
grin

2shaw:
Thief

grin

2shaw deyy give them hot hot..no mind am

for you to sell a vintage car for that amount, the car must be very clean, and must still have a higher resale value...the op think say na all old cars den they regard as vintage. just imagine how rough the interior of that car is, even the seat don tear finish...


haba make una fear God

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Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Delta State, Says 'I Will Die Today, I Hate Family' by EmmanuelBanks: 10:41am On Jun 22, 2021
powerbank310:
If you no get money, e dey kill IDEA

............Now playing Buju's - OUTSIDE...you should listen to it too............


Hello Nairalanders,

E get one ogbonge 30kmah and 40kmah Jo.way power.bank wey I wan show you so...

Features wey dey na - digital display, fast charge and dual ports


Call or chat me up for this Megatron power.bank...

Pay on delivery (LAGOS) and Nationwide delivery available.

Escrow allowed.

0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4


pay on delivery, but you forget to put how much you wan sell am

baba wetin be the price joorr
Business / Re: Why The Naira Is Now Gaining Against The Dollar by EmmanuelBanks: 4:09pm On Jun 18, 2021
grin
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Make he gain small....
Make I check yuan......
Na yuan concern me
Only my real niggarrrrs know about the importance of yuan to da hood
Pussy asss niggarrrz stay far away

As in ehnnnn....na only God go fit help us for this country....even self..he be like say God don tire for our matter....I shock today.....when I see fish way one of my baby sister buy for 800 naira....

I come ask her....how much come be benz or lexus car...na just small money you go add join the fish money....you go buy benz



grin



slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Make he gain small....
Make I check yuan......
Na yuan concern me
Only my real niggarrrrs know about the importance of yuan to da hood
Pussy asss niggarrrz stay far away

As in ehnnnn....na only God go fit help us for this country....even self..he be like say God don tire for our matter....I shock today.....when I see fish way one of my baby sister buy for 800 naira....

I come ask her....how much come be benz or lexus car...na just small money you go add join the fish money....you go buy benz
Autos / Re: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅clean 2006 Toyota Corolla ....price 1.980m Net by EmmanuelBanks: 3:48pm On Jun 18, 2021
Wickedtruths:
Used corolla for almost 2M.
Selling this car can not solve all your problems, only the Almighty can. Put a sensible price and don't put all your problems on the price.


grin
Celebrities / Re: Before And After Pregnancy Pictures Of Nigerian Celebrities by EmmanuelBanks: 5:28pm On Jun 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Beautiful.....women are damnnn beautiful during pregnancy

But that thier annoying character during pregnancy too much
Start sending you messages like they are now princess of one kingdom
Some just want to eat everything that comes their way....almost wanna eat the world


Oga shut up joorr


SIMP motherfvcker
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Muscle For Sale In Abuja by EmmanuelBanks: 12:52pm On Jun 16, 2021
is it still available...
Autos / Re: 08 Toyota Camry by EmmanuelBanks: 1:18pm On Jun 14, 2021
hey!!!!!!... omo nawao, which kind configuration be this, @OP I fear you ooooo

weldone Sir..
Autos / Re: 5 Months Used 2010 Toyota Camry Le by EmmanuelBanks: 1:12pm On Jun 12, 2021
Pclemenza:
VIN PLEASE

pls sir, how can someone check the vin of a car..are there reliable site available for that. am a newbie to these things

help a brother out, thanks..
Autos / Re: 2009 Toyota Corolla Sport 3.2 by EmmanuelBanks: 11:21pm On Jun 11, 2021
happy sale .sha op
but make I no lie you, this ur 2009 Corolla no deyy affordable ooo
grin
Bross e cos die, omo mehn
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla For Sale 950k by EmmanuelBanks: 10:37pm On Jun 11, 2021
what year though...[b]
Romance / Re: Telegram Redpill Group by EmmanuelBanks: 1:55pm On Jun 10, 2021
DarkGamer:
Don't try to chase a butterfly. Instead, surround yourself with a garden of flowers and watch the butterfly come to you.

oga someone cant copy the link in that pics now, just try and paste it out to be easy
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Cum Inside A Woman? by EmmanuelBanks: 1:43pm On Jun 10, 2021
OmoOduduwa01:


Ọmọ tó bá sọ ilé nù, yó so àpò ìyà kọ́ grin


pls how do you type those characters in yoruba...cant seem to find the option in my phone


abegg help
Autos / Re: Fresh & Superb 2009 Lexus ES350 with Android Screen by EmmanuelBanks: 7:17pm On Jun 07, 2021
wetin be all this sef....oga deyy try put price for ads now.

haba, everytime you wan make person deyy call you, if person call now talk their own price una go deyy vex

nonsense and ingredients
Phones / Re: Is Your Twitter App Still Loading? by EmmanuelBanks: 11:26am On Jun 05, 2021
Adex2442:
Go get vpn
pls boss, how do one use that vpn of a thing...
pls I will really appreciate your explanation
Politics / Re: Twitter Reacts To Suspension By Nigerian Government, Says It's 'Deeply Concerned by EmmanuelBanks: 11:10am On Jun 05, 2021
katlynf73:
They can't stop us. If they like ban internet sef. We'll generate internet......
If you need a VPN to browse Twitter download one here
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=free.vpn.unblock.proxy.turbovpn.lite

pls Sir, can you quickly explain how this work...like what do I need to do after I download it in the app store

thanks
Autos / Re: Fastest Finger> Foreign Used 2009 Corolla by EmmanuelBanks: 9:56am On May 30, 2021
constantkayy:
Oga, if you feel bad about it, come and pay for the car. All this story wey u dey talk no be weytin I take buy d car be dat. The same thing that made you not mind ur business is what made me talk to him like that. As u no like my comment, u for just pass. No one would have noticed your gullibility.


see this idiot wey wan use me gain traffic for him thread, deyy call him mama for house gullible, if not because you are a fool a sound marketer wont give stupid response to a customer..

#AgberoMarketer

grin
Autos / Re: Fastest Finger> Foreign Used 2009 Corolla by EmmanuelBanks: 11:41pm On May 28, 2021
constantkayy:
Obviously, you are a super ode! How can you in your normal sense price a 2009 Corolla at 2.2? Shey na steal I steal am? You Sha dey find attention abi?


oga, I dont give a fvck how much you want to sell your car..if you like sell am 10million naira your choice. My arguement still boils down to your response...even if na steal you steal the car or you buy am, that one no still warrant you to talk like that to a potential customer. the man simply negotiate, and if you no like am, you go pass...shikinna

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Health / Re: I Always Go "Raw" With Multiple Partners Until STI Taught Me A Hard Lesson by EmmanuelBanks: 11:12pm On May 28, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I've never gone wrong with raw.

Once your pull-out game is good and you have hypo, jik or methylated spirit to soak your preek in immediately afterwards, why shortchange yourself with a rubber?

Why?

A CR7 in kpekus matter that is scared of STI/HIV is that one a CR7?
Ogbeni, you're less than an Aiyegbeni.


lol, omo this your method no be here ooo...wont those substance (hypo, jik) peel or affect ones private part..pls enlighten me
Autos / Re: Fastest Finger> Foreign Used 2009 Corolla by EmmanuelBanks: 9:33pm On May 28, 2021
constantkayy:


Make I commot d Engine and gear??


go commot am now, ode!!... person negotiate the best you could do was to tell him no, but you chose to show your agbero style of marketing.

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used Mercedes ML350 4matic For Sale In Port-harcourt by EmmanuelBanks: 10:09pm On May 25, 2021
2shaw:
Idiot, which your cars. U greedy pig
grin
Celebrities / Re: Dorathy Bachor Buys A Car For Cynthia, Her Sister As Birthday Gift (Video) by EmmanuelBanks: 7:26pm On May 24, 2021
OscarJaden:
They won't let someone hear word because of 2004 Corolla

bros haba that car no be Corolla now
Autos / Re: Nissan Morano !!Sold!!!Sold!!!SOLD by EmmanuelBanks: 6:15pm On May 19, 2021
gbadebo9:
wink cheesy
oga, why dont you like uploading the interiors or your cars...

mtcheewwwwwww nonsense marketing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Fulham (1 - 1) On 18th May 2021 by EmmanuelBanks: 10:58pm On May 18, 2021
Daisukee:
I'm sorry for the late response , I was busy, it’s very simple, there no app, the site is wholly for live-streaming, when you open the site what appears on the homepage are all the live football matches going on, all you have to do is glance through the whole page to search for the particular team you want, just click the team you want to watch. Okpari

you are blessed my brother...ó daro

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