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Politics / Re: Former President Buhariโ€™s Son, Yusuf Buhari Spotted In London by EmmyDJourno: 3:25am On Jul 16, 2023
See the banny covering up what age was willing to display in public
Her boobs is for the eyes of the Rich only; my brother, get money
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 12:26am On Jul 15, 2023
[quote author=Honchoslim16 post=124414519]
What do the spirits look like ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Sebi you and your pastor pay them visits ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Are they blacks or White ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚[/]

Save your dumb questions for your likes, I only pray your ignorance is not hereditary coz I pity anyone who inherits your brain๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
We canโ€™t have more fools like you roaming around๐Ÿ˜Œ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 8:18am On Jul 14, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Just lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mumu says matters of the spirit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

How do those spirits look like??๐Ÿ˜‚

Do they have 'races' as well ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


You see why I call you a fool, in fact you are the biggest fool in history๐Ÿ˜†, โ€œWhat do Spirits look likeโ€๐Ÿคก
To be stupid is one thing, to be stupid and not know is the worst thing to ever happen in life๐Ÿ˜‚
To know you is to know ignorance, and your ignorance makes me appreciate my wisdom
Iโ€™m sorry for everyone who knows you, coz you are officially useless๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 5:43pm On Jul 13, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Sunday is coming again.. I hope you don't forget to pick up your brain where you dumped it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Lol, please allow Sunday and this your dumb Pastor talk rest. You are are ignorant in matters of the spirit, plus you are stupid every day of the week and on holidays๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
Romance / Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by EmmyDJourno: 5:41pm On Jul 13, 2023
Know when your babe is managing you, thatโ€™s all I would say๐Ÿ˜‚

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Romance / Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by EmmyDJourno: 5:40pm On Jul 13, 2023
Lifestone:

Waiting be thrash. Move up, waiting you dey yarn.
The girl did the best thing. Wether it will workout for her is another thing. But I pray that it work out.
The guy will hopefully meet his level also. My advise is for him to up his game

Whether it will work for her๐Ÿคฃ, if you ate sure it is the right, you should be sure it would work for her, mtcheww
Politics / Re: Boards: Obi Kicks As Tinubu Offers Opposition Govs Slots by EmmyDJourno: 2:23pm On Jul 13, 2023
TooNoisy:
Obi knows even his own party members are beginning to leave him on his own. I wonder what else he will tell his supporters when the supreme Court throws out his useless petition.

I guess they will revert to Biafra.

Who pay this one school fees๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 8:36am On Jul 12, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Why do you love shifting the goalpost ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Tell me, why did you forget your Brain in your pastor's shoe on Sunday!?? ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚


All questions i have been asking you, you can't even give an answer!!

I don't blame you sha..... Your brain isn't in your skull at the moment ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Just lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

There is no goal post to shift, the conversation ended when you asked the most stupid question of your human existence, โ€œWhat is sinโ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
There are things you are taught and there are things you learn on your own, you have none of both
You have not learned anything on your own and you have proven to be too dumb to be taught, where is your hope now generational ignoramus๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Donโ€™t worry after me, people around you would start telling you what a great fool you are; mark my word๐Ÿ˜น
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Learns To Walk Properly After Acquiring New Curvy Shape (Photos) by EmmyDJourno: 10:19pm On Jul 11, 2023
You do nyansh make dem still dey Bleep ass hole๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Abeggoo I like my sweet pussy, all day everyday๐Ÿ˜Œ

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by EmmyDJourno: 2:57pm On Jul 11, 2023
Oga from her reply, you can tell a lot about the need to run

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by EmmyDJourno: 2:56pm On Jul 11, 2023
Peachy14:
If you are tired of the relationship just open up and tell her. If you don't want her to work in the hotel give her work or better still give her capital for business, Raising dust where there is none.

Give her
Give her
Give her
Mtchewww๐Ÿคฃ

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Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 12:49pm On Jul 11, 2023
Honchoslim16:

How come you forgot to pick up your brain!? ๐Ÿ˜‚
I reminded you several times, yet you didn't remember.
You are so stup!d
๐Ÿ˜‚

You reminded me what, see generational fool dey talk; you wey dey ask, โ€œWhat is sinโ€, waste of Heavenโ€™s clay๐Ÿ˜‚
You are a fool forever, I just hope your ignorance is not hereditary, coz your sons can end up as Agberos, buy your daughters๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…; you should know the rest๐Ÿคฃ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 10:01pm On Jul 10, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Hey, it's Monday!

Hope you remembered to pick up your brain from your pastor's shoe yesterday ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Don't tell me you forgot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Lol, Pastorโ€™s shoes, coming from a fool who said what is sin, Iโ€™m sorry for you and who born you join
You ended up a helplessly dumb, ignorant fellow, and thereโ€™s lil hope for an Homo Erectus like you, the evolutionary process skipped you๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 11:30pm On Jul 09, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Hey boy, tomorrow is Sunday... Don't forget to pick up your brain from your pastor's shoe ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

I just hope your pastor has not disposed your brain yet ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


But how come you wanna have an intelligent conversation, when you don't have a brain in that rotten skull of yours.... Just lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Werey say i lose every right ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

If you indirectly need a road union job, i could help you with that..... Stop beating around the bush.




Lol, clown
I never get to read the rubbish you write so I donโ€™t lose my IQ reading the words of a worthless individual
Whatโ€™s worse than a fool who doesnโ€™t know and thinks he is smart; You๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 8:01am On Jul 08, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Omo ode... If you actually know shit,then answer the simple questions and stop beating around the the bush!

Oh i forgot, it's not Sunday yet.... You haven't gone to church to pick up your brain where you dumped it in your pastor's shoe ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Another day to come dedicate 2mins to you the ignorant fool, who says, โ€œWhat is sinโ€, by that question alone you lose every right to demand an intelligent conversation
You are foolish and unemployable, too dumb to manage anything serious
Las las na NURTW go employ you, where you go dey shout up Union for Oshodi and Bariga๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Politics / Re: Ogun: Gbenga Daniel Asks Abiodun To Stop His Monthly Pension, Allowances by EmmyDJourno: 10:31am On Jul 07, 2023
After cashing out, everything collected should be returned
Politics / Re: Ayo Fayose Visits President Tinubu In Aso Rock (Photos) by EmmyDJourno: 9:07am On Jul 07, 2023
See as the career criminal be like dead body for Presidential Chair๐Ÿคฃ
Travel / Re: Erosion Cuts Off Onitsha-Owerri Road (Pictures) by EmmyDJourno: 4:36pm On Jul 06, 2023
Barrywilly:
They should call Okwute that they gave 99% votes to fix it now. We owe them nathing grin grin grin

Who be we; see suffer head plus hunger strike dey form we, irredeemable slave๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 5:28am On Jul 06, 2023
Honchoslim16:

You have the knowledge, yet you can't answer a simple question! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Go collect your brain that you deposited in your pastor's shoe ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I have the knowledge to know when a fool is on the other side asking me questions
I really have nothing to tell you coz you are one of those semiliterate people, dumb as Bleep but they think they know shit
Asking, โ€œWhat is sinโ€, mtchewww, shame on everyone who every tried to teach you anything, and the bigger shame to you for ending up ignorant and stupid after all their effort๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 1:46am On Jul 05, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Abi na who get sense dey give answer ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

Tell your pastor make he refund your brain to you..... You need it dawg! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

Stop talking of anything spiritual or religious you are the dumbest when it comes to such matters๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
Everyone has access to the knowledge of God, not just Pastors, thatโ€™s why meeting someone as clueless as you are is shocking๐Ÿ˜ต
Crime / Re: Driver Bites Off VIO Officerโ€™s Ear In Delta (Photo) by EmmyDJourno: 8:54am On Jul 04, 2023
Now him go dey hear word, useless VIO, FRSC, LASTMA and Tinubu๐Ÿคฃ

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Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 3:21pm On Jul 03, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Simple question you can't answer..... ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Why don't you make use of your brain? ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Werey want to dey ask question๐Ÿ˜†
Na who get sense dey ask question wey get sense
Not an ignorant bum like you, truly answering you is like pouring water into a basket๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 11:53pm On Jul 02, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Stop lying man.... Is that what your god teaches you, huh!? ๐Ÿคจ

Simple question, you are just beating around the bush!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

You dรผmb as fลฑฤk!

Stop trying to be reasonable, you are ignorant, and hopelessly dumb๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Politics / Re: Why I Ran Away From Daura To London โ€“ Buhari by EmmyDJourno: 1:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
A monumental failure๐Ÿ˜’
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 2:42am On Jun 30, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Why you no fit answer simple question ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I guess your pastor has told you deposit your brain inside his shoe ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Now you are asking questions๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
When a dumb person asks a question and expects an intelligent response, is that not like a pig in the mud demanding a Diamond ring๐Ÿค“
I have no response for you, just a daily reminder of how ignorant you are๐Ÿ˜š
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu: Cashless Policy Or Not, My Election Victory Was Always Sure by EmmyDJourno: 1:44am On Jun 30, 2023
See thief dey talk, mtchewww
All these fools invoking Godโ€™s name in vain would see his wrath soon
But first fuel will be 700 by Monday, on his mandate you shall suffer๐Ÿ˜

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Music/Radio / Re: 21savage Vows Not To Feature African Artist Again Days After Featuring Burnaboy by EmmyDJourno: 10:18pm On Jun 28, 2023
We self no send him Papa, no be our fault say him Mama juice no flow๐Ÿ˜‚
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 10:00am On Jun 28, 2023
Honchoslim16:

How did that donkey talk??๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Does it have a feminine or masculine voice.... ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿคก

Omo ode.

The ignorant toilet shows up again this morning, just open your mouth so I can take a dump in it, my poo is filled with enough wisdom for your dumb self
Hopefully it starts the process of growing you some sense๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 1:48pm On Jun 27, 2023
Honchoslim16:

No bro, you are actually the stupid one here ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

I thought y'all were saying jesus is the true way??

How come you are advising me to follow other deities ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Even jesus will be ashamed that you are not advertising him ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Omo mumu!

Advising you๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ, advise is for who has sense to understand what is being said
You are too ignorant to realize that your are too dumb to comprehend๐Ÿคฏ
You are a lost cause, I just come here every day to shit on you, coz thatโ€™s what you are; my toilet, a place to dump waste products๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 11:33am On Jun 26, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Oh now, through jesus or any diety ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Just lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

There is no, โ€œoh nowโ€, you have been dumb all through this conversation๐Ÿคฃ
Reminding you of how stupid you are gives me so much joy; you Ignoramus๐Ÿค“
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 10:02am On Jun 26, 2023
Honchoslim16:

*spiritual being is dead

*devil go remove battery


Just sit and ask yourself if you really made a point?? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

For real man, you need to visit the doctor by 9am!

You are suffering from mental illness ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Lol, see you showing your stupidity in Spiritual matters, you are just a meal waiting to be eaten๐Ÿ˜‚
Let me advise you, donโ€™t stay in the middle, either follow Gods through Jesus or follow any other deity, else na you them go take count scores
Your level of ignorance is not acceptable for a human being๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…
Religion / Re: Do Catholics In Nigeria Actually Confess To Their Priests? by EmmyDJourno: 8:48pm On Jun 25, 2023
Honchoslim16:

Can you see how stupid you are ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Go open your dad's skull.... Check his brain, tell me if it clay!

Mumu! ๐Ÿ˜‚

It is you who is physically stupid because your spiritual being is dead๐Ÿค“
You are a walking corpse, when the devil is done fooling you, he go remove the battery for your remote and off you go๐Ÿ˜ต
Itโ€™s just a matter of time, before you are gone forever, for not having sense in life๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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