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Celebrities / Re: D'banj: I Am Born Again, God Blessed Me With 2 Kids by Enudapan: 9:31pm On May 17, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This one too one trend

Anyone many people don they claim born again.

While many choir born again members are planning to live choir and become the next super Star Dbanj and chidinma
(If only the know that they might only blow for a short time and claim Bornagain again)

Metcheew
I dey high self

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Any Idea When Npower Candidates Will Be Mobilized Before....? by Enudapan: 9:09pm On May 17, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms

Nah mumu dey do N-power
I rather seat at home taking my mushin weed
Bombing steadily

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Iniubong Umoren, CCCRN: Newswire Admits Error, Retracts Story Linking NGO by Enudapan: 8:37pm On May 17, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Why is MTN/Airtel or glo wasting time
In realising they voice records of every calls
Received by the Moda fucking ashole
Let's know where our lynching operation will start from

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Lists His Achievement At 23 by Enudapan: 7:38pm On May 15, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated
Education / Re: JAMB Shifts 2021 UTME To June 19, Extends Registration Deadline by Enudapan: 7:28pm On May 15, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
That's one thing
I like about jamb
The must surely extend deadline
Every year no matter what

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Education / Re: What Were You Known For Whilst In School? by Enudapan: 7:23pm On May 15, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
Ladies guy
Back those days
Also
I dey follow people wey sabi book
So like play like play
I come they gather plenty A's for result
And that was how everyone started thinking, I was a guru!

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Family / Re: Ramat Seriki To Adopt Baby Abandoned At Secretariat Entrance by Enudapan: 7:10pm On May 15, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

To they fucker and they fucker
Whoes encounter end product was this child
God go punish una!
Politics / Re: Living In Ikeja, The Capital Of Lagos Without Prepaid Meter. by Enudapan: 11:09pm On May 14, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

I have care fully studied all these power transmission companies in Nigeria
The truth is, weather you are using prepaid meter or estimated bill
The would still cheat you (either ways)

But this your own eh! En get as en be!
Had similar case shaa
Nah eh I go for one of there office, go para small
Fabricated some kind grammar
And the bill was reduced but it was still high.
So since then, I no longer pay they full NEPA bill every month, I only pay part (not because I don't have the money) but because paying full will always make them to be increasing the price, but paying part, the price of upcoming months are always reduced or kept constant with your arrears added

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Career / Re: Abuse Of Sick Leave In A Corporate Environment by Enudapan: 10:46pm On May 14, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Be get one bae wey
I dey smack for Akwa-ibom that year
Bae snr me wella
But each time wey I dey come Akwa-ibom
Make I smash her
She they collect this type of leave for her work
Place
grin grin
So tey she come collect one week
One certain time
Her oga won come her house to check how bad the sickness is, with other fruits wey the man buy for her grin
Everything nearly cast shaa
But as in odogwu that takes mushin weed
I still overcome

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Celebrities / Re: D’Banj Signs Feza Kessy To DB Record Label (Pix) by Enudapan: 2:33pm On May 14, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Congratulations nigga

But uncle Dbanj
So u left Nigeria finish just to go an sign someone in Tanzania
When we have a lot of talent over here wasting
2morrow now
You people will start complaining that our young niggas are taking mushin weed nd steadily starting up a bombing career

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Nairaland / General / Re: Python Snake Killed After Devouring Goat. by Enudapan: 6:56pm On May 13, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Some python dey shaa pull weight
To believe this kind thing
Reside near humans is SMH

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Politics / Re: Iniobong Umoren: Ekaette-Unoma Akpabio Denies Being The Owner Of Davok Suites by Enudapan: 6:07pm On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

I can't still stop thanking the David
The odogwu journalist, that has dugged up some
Of these shit,
Niggar really tried
If it was in forgein country
Many NGO and weathly individual
For the follow am work with him
Till the root of the matter,

All the same
We go am dey follow am till the end

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Sports / Re: Manchester City Fans Celebrate Premier League Title Outside Stadium (Photos) by Enudapan: 1:14pm On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
They should go and Carry champions league

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Politics / Re: Eid-El-Fitri: Buhari Calls For Unity And Solidarity by Enudapan: 12:54pm On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated
Education / Re: FGC Nise: Students Use Maggot-Infested Toilets - Parents Petition Minister by Enudapan: 12:53pm On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Federal schools don cast no be today
I remember attending one
Feedy bin shaa dey sweet, especially if you come become snr

Today almost all feedy schools are ghost of themselves, imagine toilet of a whole federal school

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Politics / Re: The National Electricity Grid Has Experienced A System Collapse. by Enudapan: 12:51pm On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms

Nah today!
If you dey bomb steadily
You would agree with me that
If you hope on NEPA or national grid
Update go dey cast steadily

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Crime / Re: Abdulrasheed Bawa: We Recovered $153 Million, 80 Houses From Diezani by Enudapan: 12:51pm On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

They recovered money would still end up in
The Pockets of politicians, who would also spending the money abroad enriching the whites including whites prostitutes, why we here in Nigeria
Hustle steadily and bomb those whites, collect back our country's money

We shaa no commit crime
Or better still nah junior crime we commit
Crime / Re: Police Exhume 6 Decomposing Bodies Including Kidnap Victims In Benue (Graphic) by Enudapan: 12:50pm On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Nawa oh!
People shaa get mind
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestine Calls For UN Intervention To Halt Israeli Aggression On Gaza by Enudapan: 12:21pm On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Palestine don go buy market for Israel hands
Come for social media they cry, victims and gathering sympathies upandan

Lesson: never start what you can't finish

Anyway wetin concern me self
They can all kill themselves if the like
Las las Better clients, no dey the two countries
There aza self they hard!

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Politics / Re: Eid-El-Fitr: Police Deploy 3,200 Personnel In Imo As Tension Heightens by Enudapan: 9:54am On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

IMO the Borno of southern Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Celebrates His 59th Birthday Today by Enudapan: 8:08am On May 12, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Hbd odogwu
The only man who ended up chopping beat while trying to chop yam

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Politics / Re: Lagos Panel Awards ₦13.5m Compensation To Three Victims Of Police Brutality by Enudapan: 6:50pm On May 11, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated

Infact almost everyone for Nigeria
Are directly or indirectly victims of SARS
Foreign Affairs / Re: French Undercover Arms Dealer caught in Central African Republic (pics) by Enudapan: 6:09pm On May 11, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

All this eroupe countries
Having been fucking Africans, ripping them from time immemorial (or would I say, since colonial times)
The pretended to have come with religion and development, little did we know that the came with all forms of vice and plan to milk us dry,

Nah why
I no they pity any of them, wey I catch
Carry come hangout
Nah billing till further notice I dey do,
While i smoke my mushin weed, searching for the sharpest available way to leave this fucking Africa

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Crime / Re: Bandits Ambush Police Patrol Team In Sokoto, One Police Officer Killed by Enudapan: 6:02pm On May 11, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Shey we still get government?

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Politics / Re: Usman Yusuf: Bandits Are Tired, They Want Genuine Peace (Ex-NHIS Boss) by Enudapan: 5:58pm On May 11, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Bandits tired!
I laugh in banditry

Wahala be like bandits, them no the ever want peace

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Police Bar Officers From Excorting Vips To South-east, Rivers State by Enudapan: 5:55pm On May 11, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Belike say
They want the masses up there to unleash jungle justice on there Leaders,
Cos in Nigeria here, any politician moving around without police or security
They for high risk
Politics / Re: Southern Governors Ban Open Grazing, Call For National Dialogue by Enudapan: 5:46pm On May 11, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

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Politics / Re: Southern Governors Ban Open Grazing, Call For National Dialogue by Enudapan: 5:46pm On May 11, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
Open grazing is just an outdated form of farming,
Infact Bigger nations like USA, including our Africa Nations like SA consumes meat/beef and other cow product more than us, don't practice this form of grazing,
Infact I get client wey never see physical cow b4
(For odinary SA) I don run her facie

Nah only for Nigeria and niger where you go the see cow the waker upandan, sometimes self cos go slow ! (The Walker majestically pass human being self)

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Fear Pregnancy, But Not Sex? by Enudapan: 5:58pm On May 10, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated
Family / Re: Groom Shows Off What He Gave His In-laws For Traditional Wedding In Enugu (Pix) by Enudapan: 5:58pm On May 10, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

This one is going to end up a married simp

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Ozuma Bridge Collapses One Week After Construction In Kogi (photos) by Enudapan: 8:16am On May 10, 2021
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Yaya Bello has been the worst governor in Nigeria since 2019
Closely followed by ogun governor
Politics / Re: Katsina: Supreme Court Annuls Masari’s Sack Of 34 Elected PDP Chairmen by Enudapan: 6:12am On May 08, 2021
Nah eh! qualms
This is so sophisticated

Nice one from supreme Court
Just that I don't I like the idea of waiting for 6
Years to get justice

Anyway
Wahala be like northern Nigerian
E get bokoharam
Come still get hisbah

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