It's all a myth. Good vs evil is always required for the story to appear valid and thus have the ability to be sold.

He must have come around to collect his allowance

Shym3xx:
Average with fvcked face.

Where is that village brown roof dwelling amala eater with tiger claw scratches on his face, FemoLondon?

Are you not coming out to play on this thread today, you bummy road sweeper with dirt poor parents?

Fvck ya life. You still owe me ya jaw, puzzy.

Ha ha ... so e still de seriously pain you all those days that you are looking for me for revenge?? Or is it because I told the folks here about your job at Nandos, washing plates, that you are livid?

Boy, you are shameless and I'm sorry to put you on notice. The other day you were spotted at the club following this lady around and even holding her hand bag in the desperate hope that she will eventually buy you a drink. I felt embarrassed for you.

You should channel all that anger and violence and punch your face instead. Perhaps that will smack some sense/shame into your head

Shym3xx:


Post in English language, you illiterate bastard.

You are a puzzy. You were talking reckless before...let's do offline like grown men do, puzzy.

Go sweep the road or mount some security guard table while bowing down to kids, bum.

You can't even feed yourself but you want to send money to someone who can feed ya whole village - hysterical. Anyway, stop the chatty patty tripe...let's do what men do.

Do what men do??, which is what fight?? You can take Shym3xx out of Nigeria but you cannot take the area boy out of Shym3xx.
OK, life is a little tough for you, it is not the end of the world. Maybe tomorrow Nando's will promote you to assistant waiter (once you polish your self first). Stop being a thug, I'll give you a welfare package the next time we meet.
Cheers

bi0nics:


You tagged him here remember?

Now who is interested in getting stuffed in the mouth

You or I

I tagged him, did I tag you? You silly bloke, I know you desperately want to be his teddy bear but can you please take your private nefarious activities off-line and not on Naira land?? It is the house rule, read #9

CSTR2:

Take it easy man. Nairaland is for laughs. The guy is obviously a fan
I also have one psycho called ''hhundred hundred '' following me all over nairaland and caling me unfounded names like I owe his mother child support.

don't mind the guy, hungry is killing him. Because I didn't give him money for tube ticket he come vex with him. I told him to walk his fat ar.se back to Local Housing Allowance flat instead
Cheers.

Shym3xx:


Don't cop a plea dirty tiger claw scar-face having road sweeper from brown roof republic with amala for brain matter. You're wretched and dirt poor and I'm everything 50 generations of ya family combined will never be, puzzy.

Village illiterate bastard, you claimed you live in London - how about come say what you posted on this thread to my face, prick. So, you're biitch with Twitter-fingers, no?

Keep my name out of ya amala infested smelly mouth. I don't know you, you miserable bum. I'll feed ya whole family and blow ya brains off after that.

Chai, mr broke -azz, you that collects Local Housing Allowance, how can you now afford any thing else. I will send you 100quid if Nando's does not pay you this weekend OK??
Meanwhile, just rob pomade on that bruised ego, you will cry less

bi0nics:


How would you know he's a broke ass??

If you aint a pussy, Meet him offline and say it to his face dunderhead.. cause you are the one with a battered ego!

it is bad enough that you suck his dik in the back of that club do you now want to do it on Naira land?? Wetin concern you mr bi0nic dullard?? Naija no like G.ay. man, so carry your mouth elsewhere

Scenes like this make me shake my head at our black race!!

Shym3xx:


She's bad. Her face looks average but she's got nice lips.

As for you, FemoLondon, or whatever the fvck ya name is. If ya pops was actually the one who nutted in ya mum's pum to sire you, come say everything you typed up there to my face, pu.ssy. I don't care if you're Yoruba from the brown roof republic with tiger claw scars all over ya face and amala in ya mouth or an Igbo villager, I'll beat ya arse like you stole something, even ya dirt poor parents in naij will cry for you. I don't know what's wrong with you village fvckers and talking reckless. Most you always act tough behind ya PC. If I don't know you, keep my name out of stupid mouth, puzzy.

At least you claimed you live in London. Let's get brave offline and see if you can run ya putrid village mouth offline like you're doing on this thread, you dirt poor and wretched illiterate bastard.

Ha ha .... your inflated ego has taken a massive bashing I see. There is no shame in you washing plates at Nandos. It is an honest job, better than you selling drugs at peckham. Now carry your small dik syndrome wahala and go call the number for NHS free psychotherapy, mr broke-assShym3xx

engrMikemd:

man take it easy. Are you high on something?

If you dream it, it can happen one day.
Have you heard of the day Nigeria beat Brazil and Argentina to win Olympic gold??

CSTR2:
I hope you know shymm3x is the diasporean king of ijebuland.
And I hear they still practice human sacrifice there. Don't provoke the king.

He can be the king in Naija but here in the UK he knows his level in Nandos very well. Nothing spoil, he needs to feed, power to his soap sponge

MrCEO69:
Man city are receiving it hot

giving it back hot too, 3-3

ben1daEbiri:
Sometimes I'm tempted to compare walcott to ronaldo...this arsenal team can beat anybody on their day!

Walcott = CR7??
A beg take am easy n sip your stout slowly slowly

Gunners never disappoint.
EPL title and UCL cup : watch out

CSTR2:
Shymm3x, my ijebu-britico nigga , whatcha say about this jamo looking brood?
Is she good enough for a brother to bust some nuts on? The obvious facial disability notwithanding .

Please be patient, he will get back to you. He is currently busy washing plates at Nandos so that he can pay his bills.

People like @sagamite don spoil show. He cannot graduate, works illegally and then will be coming to Naira land to take out his frustrations

We should write our own report about the US then

thesicilian:


Funny enough some of my best friends are iPod guys & babes, I know how to press their buttons and just felt like toying with these ones also. Don't really see it as insults.

Come to even think of it no good natured person will see what I pasted as an insult, I guess that's just how they're wired.

Just noticed they've managed to get the moderator to delete the comment, but that's actually an insignificant move because they in their own aggressiveness have 'immortalized' by quoting it over & over again...

One Love.

Ha ha .... OK, cheers!

Chai, see how @Thesicilian just swallow insults for this thread like him de chop rice
Anyway, he deserved all of the yabs because he posted nonsense in the first place.

Chai, the description of the man's life just matches that of @sagamite.
What a shame, that crazy Vegemite bloke will be missed.

Gboko girls sabi .... I passed by there once during my travels and spent a few nights. The party girls there ....ed me senseless

No, you look stewpid

Viewer discretion adviced .... The DP fit make you wanna commot your eye in annoyance oh!!

See some fine babes there .... but to approach them na wahala, make area boys no chance you, break your head!

otiigba1:
LOL! not a problem what he is wearing so long as he can win cases in court. Have you seen my dp? I am also training to be a lawyer *sarcasm*

Yes now, but once you become solicitor , you go update your profile with your updated Barrister pic complete with wig

Addicted2Women:
....
Just tell us the name of the alleged husband if this is true.
I practice law in two states, New York and Pennsylvania and I'm Nigerian.
Please, try this elsewhere........

Very good point .... you have exposed a possible scam here by the OP .....

Though, I do not think you are a lawyer in America ... no self respecting lawyer will put a picture like you have on your DP ... a selfie with your shirtless body, sticking your tongue out and grabbing your junk .... good grief lad

Yet another thread by the official NL attention seeking psycho .... as of this post : 873 threads have been created, all seeking attention to some phantom problem.... many folks do not even have that many posts, forget threads!! ... sigh

sapiosexual1:
God bless African women. Many would see the humorous side of the pix, only a few would see the appreciate side of the African woman.
The hustle is for real, God bless the African woman.

True talk .... Our women strong

suyamasta:
LolllZzz she go sabi bedmatics ooo

Yes oh, she sabi open leg

Mr Yobo too had "wide open legs" as a defender for the Super Eagles in the last couple of years...