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Travel / Re: See The Aerial Views Of Yaba And Its Environs - Photos by FootballAnalyst(m): 11:30pm On Jul 25, 2019
streetzdreamz:
there is a HDMI port on the gotv decoder.

OK. Thanks.

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Travel / Re: See The Aerial Views Of Yaba And Its Environs - Photos by FootballAnalyst(m): 10:36am On Jul 25, 2019
streetzdreamz:
are you using the yellow,white,red cable? if yes, get a HDMI cable to connect the TV with the decoder,then a three in one cable to connect the Soundsystem with the decoder,that should work fine.

Thanks a lot bro.

My decoder is GoTv. And I can only see a USB port at the rear.

Can I connect the HDMI cables from the USB port to the TV HDMI port? Will it work?
Travel / Re: See The Aerial Views Of Yaba And Its Environs - Photos by FootballAnalyst(m): 8:58pm On Jul 24, 2019
whogatti:
..you can connect your TV and home theatre with an HDMI cord if has the source or better still check your AV connection well.

Thanks bro. I will try that.
Travel / Re: See The Aerial Views Of Yaba And Its Environs - Photos by FootballAnalyst(m): 8:57pm On Jul 24, 2019
streetzdreamz:
had similar issue some months ago,the problem is the connecting cables.

So you changed the cables? What kind did you buy? Please explain a little more. Still haven't been able to fix that.

Thanks.
Travel / Re: See The Aerial Views Of Yaba And Its Environs - Photos by FootballAnalyst(m): 12:00pm On Jul 24, 2019
Offpoint:
I think it could be Low Power, get a stabilizer...
Thanks
Travel / Re: See The Aerial Views Of Yaba And Its Environs - Photos by FootballAnalyst(m): 12:00pm On Jul 24, 2019
AshipaEk0:


Obviously the connection is wrong.

I don't see what the Home Theater connection has to do with the TV.



Didn't those devices come with a user manual?

Have you tried to use the manual to guide you?


The small speakers connection should go into the home theater and not the sub woofer.

The connection between your TV and home theater should be just the HDMI cable.


You can also search Google for the manual for your electronics model number.

Thanks man. I will try a reconnection.
Travel / Re: See The Aerial Views Of Yaba And Its Environs - Photos by FootballAnalyst(m): 11:59am On Jul 24, 2019
DrObiHogan:
some crazy electromagnetic interference is going on there. Try putting the TV or HT in a different socket from each other.

Thanks for the response bro. I will try that out.
Travel / Re: See The Aerial Views Of Yaba And Its Environs - Photos by FootballAnalyst(m): 9:37am On Jul 24, 2019
Nice view.

Please brothers, I need a technical advice to fix my electronics. I can't call a professional now due to location and timing.

I got a new Home Theater, and A flat screen Television, (Hisense). I have connected the wires and everything seems fine. The problem now is, my home theater came with 5 speakers, 4 side speakers and one sub woofer.

When I connect the whole speaker wires to the woofer, I notice that the television won't be clear enough. But when I remove the 4 side speakers leaving just the sub woofer, it becomes clear and normal..

Please does anyone know how I can fix this? Maybe recommend something I can buy or perhaps a reconnection guide. Please help, I would greatly appreciate.

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Sports / Re: OFFICIAL: Manchester United Sign Aaron Wan-bissaka From Crystal Palace For £50m by FootballAnalyst(m): 4:09pm On Jun 29, 2019
gurunlocker:
If not for those stupid Arab clubs, PSG and Man City that destroy the transfer market. £50m for this one? grin

He is good though, but players are overpriced now. Normally, that £50m should get you a fairly used Iniesta, Ronaldo or Benzema.

How much is Manchester City's record signing and how did they spoil the market? You don't know anything about football but you still wanted to leave a comment.

Romance / Re: I'm Doomed by FootballAnalyst(m): 9:35pm On Jun 27, 2019
SkinnyNigga:
guy I dey fear OOO. I no fit do this test oo. I never see any symptoms. na just pimples wey dey do me for chest since 2014. before I even started having sex. and I donated blood in 2017. so I was tested..

.

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Romance / Re: I'm Doomed by FootballAnalyst(m): 1:24pm On Jun 27, 2019
Menh, see as my hand dey shake as I dey read through all this comments.
A man has gat to man up and do this test once and for all o.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by FootballAnalyst(m): 5:45pm On Apr 28, 2019
Mehn, I watched Burnley play today against Manchester City and I must say that those guys and their gaffer are a disgrace to modern football and EPL generally.

That's not a good show for a league which prides itself as the best in the world. C'mon, that's not football. It's Rugby or something else.

Damn!

Anyway, as for this game, it ends this way. None of the useless teams fighting for top four is consistent. So let them keep messing around.

É no concern me.

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Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp Says "Liverpool Is Team Of The Season" by FootballAnalyst(m): 1:17pm On Apr 26, 2019
Beedude:

No mind dem. His highest signing is Mahrez for 60m or so. He met old players like Sagna, Zabaleta, Fernandinho, Yaya Toure, Komapany. Is it now a crime to buy stones, walker, Laporte and Co. They expected him to keep using old players to play his pressing pattern and tag him a failure. He lost his first season and no one talked about money spent. All they did was mock him and started overrating EPL. Now he started dominating and we have talk of billions spent. Liverpool also bought players that suit them and players they needed like vvd that cost 75m, a keeper that cost more than 50m. Where is Man united that spent money on players also. The fact is, most EPL fans are hypocrite, lose to dem they say he can't do shit without Messi, and EPL is hard blah blah. Defeat dem and dey start looking for anoda excuse like spending millions. If it's that easy Man united should be number 2 in the league standing based on money spent and people like Leicester should never win a league. Either they like it or not Pep will win 3 EPL titles before he leaves England and there is nothing anybody can do about it. He has assembled a very young squad and knows what he want from dem

All na hate. Lol. I don't even have time to type long epistles trying to counter them. I just laugh at their stupidity, frustration and bitterness.

Believe me, people who understand football well enough know what Pep guardiola brings to the table. He is the only manager that delivers the best football with trophies to back it up.

Since he took his first big managerial job at Barcelona after leaving the Barcelona B team, I have never missed a match played by any team he coaches. From Barcelona to Bayern to City.

He is the reason I enjoy watching football. His teams play magical football. I tell you.

Ignore their hate, and enjoy good football.
Sports / Re: Jurgen Klopp Says "Liverpool Is Team Of The Season" by FootballAnalyst(m): 12:12pm On Apr 26, 2019
yungsmart:
yes I agree. @nairalanders you guys can say all you want but the fact that he beat man city twice in the semifinals last season in UCL where pep has failed to triumph and haven't spent up to 1 billion dollars pep spent even makes them better.

#barca fan

LOL. Where do you all manufacture this figures from?
Do you what $1b is?

LOL. Children full this forum I swear.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 21st April 2019 by FootballAnalyst(m): 2:36pm On Apr 21, 2019
I am sorry Utd fans. But if you don't make top four, it is because you failed to get a win today. Do not blame City on Wednesday. For what will befall you in the first 45 minutes, you will never recover from it.

Signed: Concerned Football Fan.

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Sports / Re: Another Guardiola Failure by FootballAnalyst(m): 7:53pm On Apr 18, 2019
This below is the problem. So you all shouldn't bother trying to make him change his mindset. A scornful heart sees no reason.

I stopped feeling bad about what people say about me when I heard someone say that Lionel Messi is overrated.

That statement from a clown made me understand that no matter what you do, no matter how good you are at what you do, there are people, lots of people sadly who will celebrate your failures like they won a lottery, and always try to downplay whatever great feat you have achieved.

Success attracts enemies.

It is what it is, and successful people have learnt over time to overlook that hate and build on their successes.

Peace out!

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Sports / Re: Another Guardiola Failure by FootballAnalyst(m): 7:46pm On Apr 18, 2019
The Op clearly doesn't understand football. Don't waste your time educating him. Go to Wikipedia and read about how Pep managed to promote the Barcelona B to the top flight with players like bosquet, pedro, and all other Lamasia graduates.

He took over a Barcelona team who have failed to win any trophy for two years under Frank. And he totally overhauled the team and built another in his image. That team he built, went on to dominate Europe even after he had left.

I won't waste my time typing much. I see lots of hateful and envious comments about Pep on social media, and I just shake my head and smile. That is the price he has to pay for being so successful.

But he is unruffled I tell you. He is so passionate about the game that he doesn't let such bad energy bring him down. People have said worse things about him, but he kept going. He is a born winner. He has left a huge legacy in football. He is by far the greatest tactician the world of football has ever known. He has lots and lots of glory to his name. He is a serial winner.

Remind me again, who are you?

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Sports / Re: Another Guardiola Failure by FootballAnalyst(m): 7:32am On Apr 18, 2019
Jokerman:
So Guardiola EPL record...

3 years... 1 EPL, 1 FA cup, 1 carling cup.. £1 billion pounds spent so far.. angry

Barca fans... How far na...?grin

Never call Guardiola goat in your lives again...

Fergie is... Even Mou is greater

Whatever helps you sleep at night bro. Pep doesn't know you, and never will. You sit in your dilapidated apartment and call one of world's greatest managers of all time a failure simply because you want to troll.

Run along boy, you have been noticed.

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Romance / Re: Pls How Can I Last Long by FootballAnalyst(m): 11:03am On Apr 12, 2019
Guymant:
I hear my friends talking about how they have sex with girls and the girls cum multiple times before they cum.
I've never made my girl cum as I don't last 2 minutes. Sometimes I cum even under a minute. I can't tell my friends so I won't be seen as a weakling. I've heard of bajinotu which I mixed with bullet but I still came very early. I've been hearing baby oku is for sex but I wanna ask you guys if you know anything I can use that will make me last very long in bed as sometimes I feel bad when I cum early and I see it on my girls face but she doesn't complain because she loves me. Pls help a brother

My brother, I laughed so hard reading your post. Not because I am laughing at your predicament, but because I can relate. I understand you in totality.

Do not listen to those men that tells you that they have intercourse (not love making generally) for hours. Believe me, they are all liars. Once you stop believing their lies, that is the first step to remedy.

Secondly, stay away from porn. At least for now until you master the art of mind control.

At this point you might wonder - "What is the correlation between my quick ejaculation, listening to the lies of men about their sexual prowess, and watching porn.?"

It's simple: "Power of your subconscious mind"

Porn makes you think that you should have sex like the men you watch. That you should last long like they do. It alters your brain and increases your expectation. This way, you place a lot of pressure on your self. And each time you want to get down with it, you remember the memories of porn and how long those men last. Then you get scared you might not be able to last that long. You become nervous.

Immediately your brain receives this signal and after just 10 thrusts, you begin to feel like it's coming. Lol.

This also happens when you believe that your friends last for hours non stop. It all puts you under intense pressure to perform. And when you are under such pressure, you cannot help but cum in a few.

Relief yourself of the pressure and understand that humans aren't meant to spend the whole day having sex. It should be over in minutes, not hours.

Again, always remember, whatever you feed your mind, is what your mind feeds you. It's garbage in, garbage out.

Exercise a lot. Eat lots of fruits, especially banana, water melon, and cucumber. Very importantly, always start slow. Do not make the mistake of immediately fixing your mamber into her kpekus after some minutes of pre-intimacy with your first boner. Allow your mamber to rise and fall severally, this way, you reduce the tension and pull back the already close sperm.

Start by taking shallow thrusts, slowly, and gently. I know she might want you to go harder, but don't fall for it. Tell her you want to be in control. After 30 thrusts, change position (very important as it helps you cool off for a while), then you can increase your pace a little. And so on. Before you know it, you would have lasted 10 minutes without drugs or alcohol.

Finally like I said earlier, master the art of mind control. That's the ultimate.


Don't worry, it's just for a while. It happened to every man at one point in their life. So don't fret. It's not just you, 60% of men are suffering the same, but they don't have the balls to come out for solution like you just did.

PS: You can download this wonderful piece by Joseph Murphy: The Power of Your Subconscious Mind.

It will help you in so many areas of your life, not just sex.

Good Luck bruv.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 7:46pm On Apr 09, 2019
Meanwhile, I am baffled by the way one's mindset changes within minutes in this our line of business.

One moment you win so huge and you begin to believe it's your calling. You believe you have found a way to always win. You are the boss.

The next second you are down. Alabi has finally won after all the struggles, and now you begin to think of deleting your bet account and you swear to never bet again.

I don't know if I am alone in this freaking cycle.

Terrible.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 7:39pm On Apr 09, 2019
Chiadikaobi:
My brothers in the struggle, it's with a sad heart but with much Glory to God that i announce the passing out of my dad few hours ago. We tried in giving him the best but God has the final say and him alone shall be praised. Our consolation is that he lived a life worthy of emulation. Tomorrow would have marked his 70th birthday.

RIP daddy........We give much praises to God and seek for his Grace to tag along, Amen.

Take heart bro.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 7:37am On Apr 08, 2019
Henry22:
Guys I want to open a whatsapp group 4 just 15 patient people that are ready to cash out big on this bookies using a particular market that has been working 4 me (strictly sportybet), it will be a roll over of 12 days to cash out 100k+, starting capital is 500 kick off date will be 2mao so, only 15 ppl.... I will collect the 1st 15 numbers AND ITS FREEEEEEE!!!

Add me up man. 0706 four nine six eight six three eight.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 11:22am On Apr 07, 2019
embarassed

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 9:13am On Apr 07, 2019
zanjorrg:



They pay 24/7, unless they have technical problem(s)

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 11:30pm On Apr 06, 2019
Guys does 1xbet pay on weekends? I tried withdrawing some dough right now to avoid some staking temptations.

Whose got an idea? Pls!
Business / Uba Mobile App Incessant Transaction Errors by FootballAnalyst(m): 10:57am On Apr 05, 2019
I am really tired of UBA. Since I opened an account few months ago, and started using their mobile app, I have had numerous failed transactions.

If I try Airtime Top Up, I never get to see the airtime. And they will not refund the money to my account. In most cases, I overlook the money because it's just 2k or 1k.

I use my mobile app a lot. I have online betting platforms and I fund my accounts often using the mobile app. The errors far outweighs the success.

I am tired of complaining always. Yesterday I tried funding my bet9ja account with 20k, up till this moment, I haven't seen anything but my bank account was debited of the said amount and transaction deemed SUCCESSFUL.

I complained to Bet9ja and they said they didn't receive anything from the bank. I am just tired. This has happened several times.

Please I don't know if UBA has any rep here on Nairaland, but I just want to know if this issue is general or it's just my account.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 12:53am On Apr 05, 2019
theoptimist298:


Bonus usually come with slot of stringent conditions. Id advice u reject the bonus or atleast read on the terms so u know what youre getting into

OK bruv. Thanks.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 12:52am On Apr 05, 2019
theoptimist298:


Bonus usually come with slot of stringent conditions. Id advice u reject the bonus or atleast read on the terms so u know what youre getting into

True.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 3:09pm On Apr 04, 2019
Please o brothers, I have about 10k as first deposit bonus on my 1xbet account, but I don't know how to use it. I can't find any function that works to that effect except the "Play with promo code" option which I don't have.

Please anyone?
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 10:28pm On Apr 02, 2019
Just cashed out 2k out of a winning of 50k. Cos Barcelona was losing 4.2 at 90mins and I staked win or draw. Who would have thought they would equalize in 3 minutes additional time.


I can't cry. I can't even get mad. Just weak.

Goodnight peeps.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 9:11am On Mar 24, 2019
Money4passion99:
Niggaz be here typing boom !!! Boom!!! Only for you to check and see they have won just 2k .Las las Alabi go still take am back ..If your amount won is not up to 500k abeg stop typing boom!!! Boom!!! Abi una no know meaning of Boom ni?

Aswear

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by FootballAnalyst(m): 9:09am On Mar 24, 2019
Durhleepee:
The cycle never ends, you win some and lose everything... I tire no be small

Nothing but the truth bruv. That cycle never ends.

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