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Travel / Re: What Common Things Surprised You In Other Countries that is lacking in Nigeria? by fuckfuckman(m): 8:29pm On Apr 25, 2023
6 years in Ivory Coast and I don’t think I’m coming back anytime soon,
The last time I came back to Nigeria I was Harassed at the Nigerian border Ny NDLEA for no reason
Extorted in Lagos Island by police for absolutely no offense
Intimidated by the street cultist
Lost a lot of items all these happened in the space of 1 month

To me going to Nigeria now is like going to war

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Has Completed The Marriage Rites Of Chioma by fuckfuckman(m): 2:50pm On Jan 05, 2023
Not Their Family house
That's the kindred square in their community

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Romance / Re: How Do I Save My Relationship by fuckfuckman(m): 11:05am On Dec 18, 2022
My brother in this case there are 2 things involved

It's either she has a strong crush on her boss and doesn't want him to know that she has a boyfriend

Or

They are already F*cking

Don't be a Simp

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Politics / Re: Aisha's Critic, Aminu Mohammed, To Meet President Buhari After Release by fuckfuckman(m): 9:16pm On Dec 02, 2022
Imagine If This Was An Igbo man

What Would Have Happened

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Crime / Re: 13-Year-Old Boy Impregnates His 9-Year-Old Cousin In Zimbabwe (Photos) by fuckfuckman(m): 1:54pm On Nov 28, 2022
Abomination!!

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Sports / Re: Napoli Rule Out Move For Manchester United Forward Cristiano Ronaldo by fuckfuckman(m): 12:24pm On Oct 28, 2022
The only reason Penaldo is so desperate to play is because he knows The real GOAT � Lionel Messi will surpass the only record he has to his name which is the most goals in champions league and overall goals

If Messi � plays 2 more seasons with his current form the Penaldo's only record will be all broken

Banishnaldo grin
Penaldo grin
Rejectnaldo grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Mbappe Becomes The Highest Goalscorer for PSG in The Champions League by fuckfuckman(m): 9:15pm On Oct 11, 2022
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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Analysis Of Peter Obi Chances Of Winning The Presidential Election by fuckfuckman(m): 2:32pm On Sep 21, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / Re: The Coronation Of Queen Elizabeth II In 1953 (throwback) by fuckfuckman(m): 9:14pm On Sep 08, 2022
BIAFRONIGERIAN:
The queen will rot in hell for this!!!




How was this the Queen's fault?
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Coronation Of Queen Elizabeth II In 1953 (throwback) by fuckfuckman(m): 9:12pm On Sep 08, 2022
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Politics / Re: Opinion: The Way Everybody Carry Obi For Mouth Ehn by fuckfuckman(m): 4:01pm On Sep 01, 2022
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Career / Re: What Do You Advise Me To Do? by fuckfuckman(m): 10:06pm On Aug 31, 2022
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Politics / Re: Fashola: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified To Be Nigeria's President (video) by fuckfuckman(m): 9:56am On Jul 25, 2022
See Werey
Na ur papa
Na him make u governor,
Why u no go talk nonsense

Peter Obi is the most complete and organized candidate to rule this country
He is younger, more intelligent, and can speak what me and you can hear, a business man with dignity and have zero corruption history

Peter Obi was the first to get a solid running mate.

Peter Obi pays nobody to Campaign for him, his good works and dignity makes people Campaign for him without him paying a dine, tell me why he won't win this election

While Tinibu & Atiku are still confused spending billions of Naira for Campaign and also fighting each other on social media and none is yet to find a solid running mate,

Vote Peter Obi 2023 for president and save Nigeria from all these old peoples drama,
Enough is Enough !!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Says 'Russia Has No Ill Intentions' by fuckfuckman(m): 3:59pm On Mar 04, 2022
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Crime / Re: Policeman Hides In A Shop In Enugu As Gunmen Kill 3 Officers (Video) by fuckfuckman(m): 9:59am On Feb 11, 2022
omenkaLives:
"Angels Unknown Gunmen" (as Kanu calls them) strike again.

The cop is obviously am igbo man, and those killed are most likely igbo men as well. This is how Kanu and his men have sentenced countless igbo families to a life of misery by eliminating their bread winners, thinking all policemen and soldiers are FULANIS.

You guys bred these monsters and they will

take blood until there's none to take. Enugu which is being praised as peaceful is no different from the border communities of Bornu state. smiley

What nonsense, so any kidnap operation is now tagged ESN and Igbos you’re senseless tho

You all just looking for every means to demonize igbos try get sense na

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Security Officer In Aguata, Anambra (Graphic Photo) by fuckfuckman(m): 3:17pm On Feb 08, 2022
ThinkSmarter:
IPOB are cowards, they didn't see police area command, army barrack to attack.
It is unarmed Traffic warden that is not even a member of the armed forces that they went and killed.
Ndi mkpuru~mmiri

If you have sense
Ask yourself why will the IPOB kill a fellow Igbo man at his work post for no reason,
The IPOB can never kill any Igbo man or any random person for no reason, it is the Nigerian government that is doing all these killings so as to paint the name of IPOB evil and demonize them,
And also to have something to judge Nnamdi Kanu with,
Politics is a game and we all know it,

May God protect us from all these evil politicians and their drama
Business / Re: How We Caught Access Bank’s Account Hacker, Chris Ihebuzo — EFCC by fuckfuckman(m): 5:45pm On Feb 07, 2022
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Music/Radio / Re: 10 Most Watched Nigerian Youtube Music Videos Ever by fuckfuckman(m): 3:38pm On Dec 31, 2021
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (3- 1) On 30th December 2021 by fuckfuckman(m): 8:51pm On Dec 30, 2021
MangekyoAlt:
FT: Manure 2-2 Burnley
On another season, we would be winning these type of games, easily. But since our useless board decided to bring in old, average, finished players like Ronaldo and others, a loss today is what we deserve. But then, I see the referee helping us to get a draw today, as they always do. cool
GGMU


You’re not a Man Utd fan, stop pretending,
Chelshit people

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Presents His Record Seventh Ballon d' Or To PSG Crowd by fuckfuckman(m): 8:16am On Dec 02, 2021
puppie017:
Everything is politics
Ripping lewan over a trophy
I do not see where 36 goals surpass 48 goals

And who told this one that ballon d’or is given based on goals
Lionel Messi is a complete footballer who doesn’t only score but makes his team to play, creates more assist than any other player in history

If it is about goals there is a particular award for that which is top scorer/golden boot

Try get sense,
Awon penaldo fans

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Sports / Re: Steve Bruce Ready To Stabilize Man Utds Dressing Room by fuckfuckman(m): 5:38pm On Nov 22, 2021
DICKstractor:
undecided


Any coach that will make the rival fans happy is highly welcome


Now that Ole is out, where will we get comic relief from in EPL

Best comment of the year, you’re so creatively funny from a man utd fan tho

Chelsea went to Leicester, bought 3 king power oil, ready to fry their own share of the goat meat, mumu board sacked the sharer
Sports / Ole Gunnar Sacked As Man Utd Boss by fuckfuckman(m): 1:11pm On Nov 21, 2021
Manchester United have finally parted ways with the club manger and legend Ole Gunnar Solskjaer following their defeat to regelation contenders Watford, the Manchester United board had made it official ont their official instagram account that the Neitherland former player won’t continue with them as the official manager after a poor start of the season winning only 1 match in their last 7 premier league outing, Manchester United board has Announced that Michael Carrick will be the interim coach as the reds travel to Stamford bridge this weekend with the board yet to conclude on the possible replacement of Ole

What’s your thoughts as the best possible replacement for Ole at the Old Trafford

Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Obi Cubana Over Alleged Money Laundering by fuckfuckman(m): 11:40pm On Nov 01, 2021
Tax

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Sports / Re: Alex Ferguson Blocks Man Utd From Sacking Solskjaer After Liverpool Defeat by fuckfuckman(m): 7:03pm On Oct 26, 2021
WTF Fergie why na

Ole lost 2 finals and 3 semi finals in 2 years what time does he need again to prove himself??
A coach without tactics just put the players there and leave them to struggle

How can man utd board even give him a 3 year new deal after losing the Europa finals to a small Spanish team that finished 7th on their league,,, man utd board seff mtchewww

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Politics / Re: Israelis Arrested In Nigeria For 'Supporting IPOB' Speak After Their Release by fuckfuckman(m): 10:20am On Aug 04, 2021
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Politics / Re: Crisis Hits PDP Over Secondus’ Bid For Second Term by fuckfuckman(m): 12:19am On Jul 31, 2021
His name is Secondus
And u dont
want him to do his Second tenor
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Phones / Re: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by fuckfuckman(m): 11:57am On Jun 29, 2021
Mine

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Politics / Re: Northern Women Protest In Abuja, Demand Referendum For South-East To Choose by fuckfuckman(m): 3:21pm On Jun 05, 2021
tollyboy5:
We move! Northerners are tired , southerners are tired but politicians and their rats are loyal to one Nigeria.

Who is deceiving who?


The politicians are loyal to their pockets if not then too are tired

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel And Hamas Agree To Ceasefire To End Bloody 11-Day War by fuckfuckman(m): 2:06pm On May 21, 2021
God bless you �.
Northernblood3:
Terrorists pigs are taking bow after the saw Israelites not giving a damn about Biden order. Their human Shield tactics is not working as the world don't give a damn about their deceitful tricks anymore.

I keep telling Christian countries, never threat these stone worshipping terrorists with kid gloves. Hit them hard and they will plead for peace. Also be careful with the peace talks, Terrorist never changes its coat



Above is another means Terrorists and it's sympathizers uses to scoop pity from Christians so that we will support their terrorism against Israelites, please don't buy into such nonsense. Terrorist that refuse to live in peace must die in pieces
Family / Re: Father Flogs Daughter For Posting Nude Videos On Instagram by fuckfuckman(m): 3:21pm On May 04, 2021
I saw this video with a different story on Facebook
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Opens Up On His Marital Life, Says He's Not Gay But He Choose To Have by fuckfuckman(m): 1:08pm On Apr 04, 2021
Happy Easter everyone
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Opens Up On His Marital Life, Says He's Not Gay But He Choose To Have by fuckfuckman(m): 9:53pm On Apr 03, 2021
Ikillbrokehoes:
Senseless comment, must he marry? if he wants to live single that's his choice.

Help me ask them o

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