okay, i just finished fvcking sister aishat after 4 bottles of beer. her pussy stank of rotten fish and tuwo shinkafa. i'm suspecting she fvcked musa kareem before meeting me. anyway, i still give thanks to allah subrillahi that i didn't collapse.

i'll get up as early as 4:30am tomorrow for prayer and also drink burukutu and kunu.

masha allah, brothers.

KillaBeauty:
Fucktoto’s Babe

now i know you hate me passionately.

i prefer them the model spec, slim, cute and tall. not a big ass and big boobs man.


anyway, asalamyalekum.

LZAA:

it's not funny, bro. you know ramadan can cause spiritual konji. i have from now till 5am tomorrow to fvck and drink as much as i can before resuming fasting.

masha allah.

yarimo:
Effect of too much intake of TRAMADOL

please no insults, it's fasting period. try to keep RAMadan holy.


should i go ahead and fvck aishat in her hijab or is it HARAM?

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IsaAbubakar:

asalamualykum bro

mualykum salam.

salam, brothers.


i'm currently breaking my fast with heineken beer as usual, and i plan to book a room and fvck a fellow muslim sister called aishat.

but the problem is she's shy and she's planning to come with her full hijab. i'm not happy about this because she's a beauty to behold and i'd love to flaunt her (see picture attached).

please advise, should i go ahead and fvck her with the hijab or cancel the meeting.

cc: isaabubakar, killabeauty, our5k, LZAA, shamecurls, pointb, adeolakemi, obonujoker, blackpanda, yarimo, ideynl and all other muslim faithfuls.

sibrila illala sikirat na ara otu suru lai, amin!

they say it's a friendly match but there's nothing friendly about this match.

joel obi is gay!

yarimo:
PDP miscreants are experts in pick pockets.

asalamyalekum, brother.

don't you think you're supposed to remain indoors and pray fervently as we observe this sallah together?

stop jumping from one thread to another like a homeless frog and concentrate on your fasting. fellow mooooooslim brothers like yyeske and shamecurls have been observing silently without making a fuss, please emulate them. don't be like blackpanda; allah has rejected that one's fasting.

subrilla alatu.

ma shalla.

KillaBeauty:
You dey craze. you’re stark raving mad shebi you know

haba, sister killah! we forbid the use of harsh words in the MAB group. don't forget it's fasting period.

by the way, you're welcome to join.

masha allah.

some people are so daft and emotionally blind!

so, if someone wants to plan an assassination his best bet is a mobile police escort to a politician?

i mean, is the mobile police expected to aim and shoot his human target openly in a crowd?

APC lies are beginning to sound stupid.

blackpanda:


Nutjob
Eat shit and die!

please don't insult during RAMadan otherwise your fasting will become useless in the eyes of allah. i offered brother shamecurls the same advice and i'm glad he adhered to it.

that said, boooohari remains a foooolani mooooooslim terrorist with body odour.

asalamyalekum to all my muslim brothers in MAB.

yesterday's fast breaking was a bliss. i broke my fast with suya and four bottles of beer; then i booked a short time in one hotel and fvcked my girlfriend halimat two rounds.

she was so wet and horrrny and kept moaning "ya allah! ya allah! ya allah!"

i don't blame the poor girl, this fasting is konji inducing but insha allah, we must complete it.

then before i slept, i recited this kwuruaan verse 7 times (i implore all my brothers in faith to do the same. very necessary):

Quran (8:12) - "(Remember) when your Lord inspired the angels... "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

those are the words of allah. i'm sorry to say this, if you're not a jihadist, you're not participating in the holy war, then you're not a good muslim. muslims must continue fighting and killing the infidels until the last day when we shall all enjoy an everlasting orrgy in heaven with our 77 virgins and shall get to meet our great prafet moooohamid (SAW) the rapist. please keep this in mind every blessed day; that's the essence of being a muslim.

laila illalla, asalamma na ara otu surun la, amin!

masha allah.

cc: blackpanda, yarimo, killabeauty, LZAA, shamecurls, pointb, isaabubakar, adeolakemi, obonujoker, ideynl, trapq and all other muslim faithfuls.


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better at lying: i give it to the lawyer.


amount of foolish lies: i give it the blogger.


experts in telling lies and propaganda: i give it to APC.

blackpanda:



I won't insult you cos u are just a nutjob

You losers did the same throwing of insults in 2015 but yet buhari still flogged ur silly ass at the polls. You will weep and gnash ur teeth again in 2019

throwing tantrums or saying the bitter truth? did i mention election or any party?

is boooohari not a terrorist again?

is he no longer a foooolani?

is he not a mooooooslim terrorist?

are his supporters not useful idiots?


asalamyalekum again,

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blackpanda:


Come 2019 u will still lose again
Once a loser always a loser


Sai baba till 2023

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boooohari is a gworo-chewing foooolani mooooooslim terrorist with body odour. and his followers are useful idiots.


please don't insult me, i'm fasting too.

asalamyalekum.

Adegbenro7643:
She played a leading role in Igbekun by Kunle Afod
It's so painful,,,,RIP!

yeah...

i'm currently watching the part 1 on youtube - almost at the tail-end.

she was indeed a great actress, so smooth with her role. may her soul rest in peace.

Firstpage:


Buhari never called Nigerian youths lazy.

He has deployed security operatives to fight the herdsmen and over five hundred have been arrested.

source?

maasoap:

You all should be ashamed of yourselves. Is it the hatred for Buhari that's beclouding your senses?

as far as i'm concerned, boooohari is a gworo-chewing mooooooslim jihadist terrorist with body odour.

please don't cuss unless you want your RAMadan fasting to be rendered useless.

masha allah.

unfortunately, my mooooooslim friend shamecurls would call him IPOB or a shiaa muslim.

they forgot to add "who e epp?"

remind me any movie she was starred lemme watch it on youtube.

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HungerBAD:
I will say it was stage managed.

The security personnels look too relaxed, not to have been informed beforehand about this publicity stunt.

The little boy could have been wired.

That said. I have been seeing a lot of Wike lately anywhere and everywhere on the internet and billboards on the roadside. Is he eyeing the Presidency too?I thought Saraki,Buhari and Atiku have decided it is their sole rights to rule Nigeria by force?

So what is with all the media do over by Wike?

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there are no terrorists in rivers state; not even a random little child running to meet a governor would cause a stir. STFU!

enemyofprogress:
It is not a brown new car that she boughted for her o, it is a second hand tokunbo car Jo




Slim gals during Sex
be like...
"Baby wait wait my bone is shifting" ��

"brown new"... see im mouth

olodo.

buhariguy:
This akuna akuna, from the stable of the jobless lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra.

And this jobless lazy idiotic pig of akuna akuna will not boycott the general election as directed by their akuna akuna wife of the supreme terrorist leader.

are you naturally dumb in real life or it's just on nairaland?

as much as i detest boooohari i'd support him against this woman.