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Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Dariye, Nyame, 153 Others Back Tinubu For Presidency by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:38am On Feb 23, 2023
The ex-convicts are converging to support one of their own. Criminals have unity too

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Romance / Re: How A Sex-worker Embarrassed Me In Front Of My Compound People. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:13am On Feb 21, 2023
Jennyclay:
Ntooooor!! That serves you right.

Agreement is agreement. Next time you'll learn to stick to your side of the agreement no matter what.

I blame the girl for not collecting her full payment before any other thing.

Broke men everywhere!! Shior!!

How much you dey collect?
Politics / Re: Polls: Ortom Breaks Ranks, G5 Governors Battle To Save Political Careers by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:11am On Feb 19, 2023
amnesty7:

Not really. I bet you saw the mega rally in Borno yesterday, didn't you?
It is either Asiwaju or Tinubu.

You don't know the Northerners. Ask GEJ to show you pictures of the crowd he pulled in the North against Buhari vs the votes he got.
Romance / Re: Have The Youths Become Sexually Depraved? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:09pm On Feb 17, 2023
I used to think movies brought a lot moral decadence in our time but the internet and social media has taken things to a whole new level. Sex information that I was unaware of when I was 19, is at the finger tips of kids of 7 and 8 years because of internet accessibility.

Parents that should do more because of the burden the internet has place on their hands seem not to care or enjoy the fact that their underaged children are internet savvy.

I'm sorry to say but this is our good days because the worse is still loading.

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Politics / Re: Ooni Leads Yoruba Monarchs To Welcome Tinubu To Ibadan by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:04pm On Feb 16, 2023
BATified2023:
just let igbos keep decieving themselves

Everyone knows the Hot of Ife is the chairman of the APC traditional wing
Politics / Re: New Naira Policy: Gbajabiamila Faults Buhari, Emefiele Over CBN Policy by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:46pm On Feb 16, 2023
Thinkam:
grin confused APC, wicked party only interested in making Nigerians suffer.

If suffer neva tire you, renew your subscription with your PvC by voting APC.

Atiku is coming

A Cameroonian will not rule Nigeria. He a Cameroonian and a thief
Politics / Re: Buhari: CBN Working To Prevent Chaos Over Distribution Of New Naira Notes by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:23pm On Jan 28, 2023
backnbeta:
This is what happens when you act before you think, as usual! One would expect a reasonable and sensitive government to consider the ordinary people while taking economic decisions! What stops the old and new notes from being in circulation while the old is gradually phased out? Besides, polithiefcians can afford to stay in their houses while the new notes are delivered to them anywhere, anyhow without any stress. Hence, using this medium to punish a polithiefcian will only hurt the people

The CBN is monitoring banks withdrawal transactions and the new naira notes they received. Withdrawals should never be less than new notes received or they will be penalized heavily. That's why Tinubu and co are shouting, Emiefele delivered a master stroke
Politics / Re: Buhari: CBN Working To Prevent Chaos Over Distribution Of New Naira Notes by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:21pm On Jan 28, 2023
Ckonnet:


All these vote buying theories doesn't hold water, these thieves do have access to any amount of new notes they want,only the poor masses are at the receiving end.

The CBN is monitoring banks withdrawal transactions and the new naira notes they received. Withdrawals should never be less than new notes received or they will be penalized heavily. That's why Tinubu and co are shouting, Emiefele delivered a master stroke

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Asks Buhari To Suspend Kano Visit Over Hardship, Naira Notes Crisis by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:54pm On Jan 28, 2023
flexyrule:
Story!

These ones don't even have an idea what the fuel, naira and economic hardship Nigerian are facing looks like...


One phone call, Ganduje's account officer will come running with 30m worth of New naira notes in whatever denomination he needs.
You are a funny boy. What will Ganduje do with 30 million? Buy Okro in the market?
If you think all these rant up there is about the masses then you're a big joker.
This men have trillions in warehouses and they are having to suffer BP because of Emiefele's policy.
Emiefele did Nigerians dirty by causing dollar scarcity because he was using it to grease the palms of politicians so they could make him president. But they promised, failed and embarrassed him. Now he's unto their jugular by the naira redesign. Trillions of Nigeria will be wasted in warehouses. Emiefele know this. After his tenure, he must run abroad or he will end up in jail

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 0) On 27th January 2023 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:50pm On Jan 27, 2023
kingamaa:


Game never finish. Hope dey?

This game don finish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (0 - 0) On 21 January 2023 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:14pm On Jan 21, 2023
thatigboman:
There's election next month. U guys should watching football and go get your pvc

Yes, Atiku is the man
Crime / Re: Court Remands Woman For Alleged Murder Of 9-year-old House Help In Enugu (Pix) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:32am On Jan 20, 2023
I just knew the killer woman must be from the east. These people are just wicked and dangerous. If you want to kill a child just give that child to them to look after.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur (4 - 2) On 19th January 2023 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:25pm On Jan 19, 2023
wiseone28:
See 7 odds when spur was leading
You for pick am na, na now you for dey cry woto woto

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Crime / Re: Boy Suffers Serious Burns After Physically Abused By His Aunt In Imo (Graphic) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:07am On Jan 19, 2023
Never give an Igbo woman your child, she will kill that child. Igbos are well known for maltreating child(ren) kept under their custody.

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Celebrities / Re: Patrick Doyle Remarries by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:18am On Jan 16, 2023
Worriedwife:


He said it himself that he messed up. I dnt knw why people were attacking Ireti. Must we always blame d woman,,even when d man has admitted he goofed?

A woman should have a forgiving heart. She should be ready to forgive 777 times, nothing should be too big to forgive 777 times.
Romance / Re: I Feel My Penis Size Is Small by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:14am On Jan 16, 2023
Nia69:
Be satisfied with your size.

I will not. Nobi you go tell me wetin I go do
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Jay Z Visits To Bukola Saraki In Kwara, 2006 Re-surfaces by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:53am On Jan 15, 2023
Saraki is very enlightened and a through bred, but he still has the Nigerian blood flowing in him. That kleptomaniac Nigerian blood

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Politics / Re: APC Holds Rally In Benue State For Rev Alia And Tinubu by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:43am On Jan 11, 2023
Tk4all:

How much are they paying you for all this misinformation sef!

I now believe you are not staying in Benue state. How can you suggest ortom working for APC?

Let me tell you, even fr Alia may loose the governorship election if he continue to carry apc for head. There are also some few heavy weight politicians who are in lp now and the youths are fully in lp.

As a person on ground, i boldly say the fight for who wins presidential election is between pdp and lp.

Apc is not gonna win shiit here.

Let me educate you a bit. Peter Obi's romance with Ortom has done him a lot of disservice as far as Benue State is concern. People are aggrieved with Ortom and are willing to go against any candidate that he supports. So for the moment things are looking brighter for Atiku and Tinubu, Obi has lost a lot of steam in Benue until somebody advises him to divorce himself from Ortom. For governorship election it is undisputable, Alia will take it very early in the day.

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Romance / Re: As A Guy/lady That You Weren't Dating Dressed Up In Your Presence Before??? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:47pm On Jan 09, 2023
She must collect. No girl fit test me like that cos I go fail, I must make sure say I fail. She go collect wotoriously
Celebrities / Re: Kidd Waya Steps Out In Style With His Security Team by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:42pm On Jan 09, 2023
pretydiva:
So na police dey open car door for am now undecidedhe has finally gotten the fame he craved for

I'm in love with you. See as you fine, you too fine abeg
Romance / Re: Pictures Of My Younger Brother On His Milestone by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:35pm On Jan 09, 2023
Lol
Foreign Affairs / Re: South Sudan Detains Journalists For Recording President Urinating On Himself by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:08pm On Jan 08, 2023
Something is fundamentally wrong with the black man. See people who are clearly not physically fit to hold public office struggling to grab and continue in power perpetually to the detriment of the people.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea : FA Cup (4 - 0) On 8th January 2023 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:43pm On Jan 08, 2023
Angelfrost:
Useless Mike Dean and English FA cheated Wolves yesterday... Denied them a clear victory!

That game was broad daylight robbery. It's pity VAR is used to cheats teams. Wolves were robbed. A ref like Mike Dean should be relegated to the championship
Romance / Re: Natse Jemide: Hottest Guy In Nigeria Right Now? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:16am On Jan 08, 2023
siofra:
Nigerian men are fine o embarassed

I swear if I catch this guy in real life eh tongue

Kai!! embarassed

The thoughts in my head right now. God help me embarassed

Abeg no give am infection

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Crime / Re: Man Who Came Home For Christmas Found Dead Inside His Car In Anambra by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
Oksman:


You are a complete nuisance on this forum. Souless, thoughtless and jobless. Everything to you is viewed from the periscope of tribalism. You are no different from a carpenter.
Tueh!
He's not your problem, remember we warned you guys here when you were cheering unknown gunmen as they went about killing policemen, breaking jails and freeing criminals. You don't give guns to unorganized, untrained and uneducated men, Nnamdi Kanu failed you guys. These menace will take at least 5 years to clean up. Don't get angry when they mock you now, just remember your days of hailing the unknown gunmen.

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Car Talk / Re: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:56pm On Jan 02, 2023
AllDModsAreMaad:
250km/hr with a Toyota Prado in Akure - Ife - Ibadan expressway...

It was in a bid to overtake few cars trying to drag the road with us.
The person(an experienced driver) on the wheel is someone that get pissed off easily, so he did that to rubbish the other people's cars and humble them.

The maximum speed for a Toyota Prado is 200km/hr.

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Romance / Re: I Feel My Penis Size Is Small by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:49pm On Jan 01, 2023
Nia69:
Be satisfied with your size.

Nobi you go tell am wetin him go do
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:22pm On Dec 31, 2022
Wow! 4-4
Fulltime

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