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Politics / Re: Garba Shehu Reacts to Buhari's Unscheduled Return, Buhari's London trip stands by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:30am On Mar 05, 2022
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Education / Re: How Many Times Did You Write Jamb? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:32pm On Mar 04, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


I wasn't intelligent, I was just lucky.

I wrote it just once, that was a great hand of God. I scored 257 and had admission to study History and Archaeology. A course I love so much.
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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Olamide Precious Ajayi For Blackmailing Her Sugar-Daddy In Ondo by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:23pm On Mar 01, 2022
Obajohnson:
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Nairaland / General / Re: Maidaribe, The Borno Billionaire With A Golden House by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:48pm On Feb 23, 2022
Oil money
Sports / Re: Women's Nations Cup Qualifier: Ivory Coast VS Nigeria At 4pm Today by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:40pm On Feb 23, 2022
lastgenious:


Bro are you sure ? Someone is saying the score is 2-0

It's 0-0
Sports / Re: Women's Nations Cup Qualifier: Ivory Coast VS Nigeria At 4pm Today by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:29pm On Feb 23, 2022
0:0 fulltime scores
Politics / Re: Ngọzi Eziulo, Ebonyi Lawker Denied Salary For 12 Months For Refusal To Join APC by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:31am On Feb 23, 2022
Maxymilliano:
For endorsing an illegality like this, Umahi will never smell the Presidency angry

Did you read anywhere in that news where they said the governor endorsed the situation or you're just demented?
Romance / Re: My Dick Is Too Small I’m Ashamed Of Having Sex by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:39am On Feb 19, 2022
Wilson300:
My name is grey I’m 20 years old I don’t know what kind of genetic build up I have.seen my dad dicks a couple of times he is up to 10 inches while I’m barely 5inches my girth is nothing to write home about I’m so depressed right now just had sex with a girl today she didn’t even make a throaty sound what can I do please someone should assist me

The penis stops growing when you're 21, so you still have 1 year of growth remaining.
Romance / Re: Why Wear Bra If You Don't Have Breast by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:34pm On Feb 15, 2022
Datboredberry:
Hmm... I look like a pre-pubescent girl.... You like that?

That's just how I love it. I think we should just fall in love cos you're just too damn perfect for me
Romance / Re: Why Wear Bra If You Don't Have Breast by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:53pm On Feb 15, 2022
Datboredberry:
undecided

That's why I don't wear bras...

But it's stupid to tell all girls with small breasts to not wear bras...

I love girls with small boobs. Does this mean we have a connection? I think we should date cool cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 8th February 2022 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:18pm On Feb 08, 2022
patoski39:
congrats man, make I drop aza?

What are you congratulating him for?

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: I Was Better Than Mendy – Egypt Keeper, Abou-Gabal by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:08pm On Feb 08, 2022
DarkJeddi:
CAF was just being biased..

How many man of the match did Mendy win?

Gabaski won TWO..

And if your claim is proper..

WHAT made CAF picked calamity Onana over Gabaski?

In the team of the tournament?

BIAS..

They went for the established keepers..

Not for who was actually outstanding in the tournament..

If you watch football you will know that even in the premier league the best keeper award is given the goalkeeper with the highest number of clean sheets. That's how it's down in every competition.
Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: I Was Better Than Mendy – Egypt Keeper, Abou-Gabal by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:18pm On Feb 08, 2022
Rastaramsey:
FTC
The guy should have been the keepr of the tournament.... The guy had couples of mind-blowing saves in the match....
He went through some penalty shootout...

He should have been the keeper of the tournament....

Make no agama tag me ooo...

Best keeper is given to the goalkeeper with the most clean sheets. Mendy had more clean sheets

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: I Was Better Than Mendy – Egypt Keeper, Abou-Gabal by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:17pm On Feb 08, 2022
BigBelleControl:
If Egypt had won the AFCON, I'm sure Gabaski would have been awarded the best goalkeeper. Sometimes, awards are based on your overall performance especially if you eventually come out top.

Best keeper is giving to the goalkeeper with the most clean sheet. Mendy had more clean sheets
Sports / Re: Senegal Vs Egypt : AFCON 2021 Finals: 4 - 2 pens On 6th February 2022 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:13pm On Feb 06, 2022
pargelenis:
In fact Zamalek are busy licking their lips calculating how many millions of Euros they will set as his selling price!

For a 34 years old keeper Haba na
Crime / Re: Be Ready To Make Peace – Nnamdi Kanu Tells IPOB Supporters by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:24pm On Feb 04, 2022
They are giving Nnamdi Kanu the same treatment they gave to Asari Dokunbo. Asari Dokunbo used to shout FG upandan before but after DSS treat him fu<k up for underground cell the guy humble. Nnamdi Kanu is seeing things, very soon he will start begging Jubril El Sudan for mercy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Policeman Shoots Soldier Dead In Borno by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:17am On Feb 03, 2022
Olunmercy56:
Congratulations to them. They should face their wahala
I pity your humanity. Someone just died, a man with a family and other loved ones. No sense empathy. You're terrible
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy: Rihanna Is Pregnant And I Am still Single by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:28am On Feb 01, 2022
saphiere:
Take away 'rich' from your list.
If she wanted a rich guy, she would have gone for Anthony Joshua, Kidyawa or Davido. These three men have been giving her green light but she turned all of them down.

She is looking for an intelligent responsible young man. But unfortunately no Nigerian man possesses such attributes.

DAVIDO: A very irresponsible fellow. Imagine impregnating someone's child, went to see her parents then later dumped her.

KIDWAYA: A kid indeed. Very unwise kid I must say. He had sex with someone's daughter on national TV. Promising the girl heaven and earth only for him to leave the BBA house and acted as Erica does not exist.

ANTHONY JOSHUA: A bona fide misogynist. Check out how he treats his niece then compare it to how he treats his nephew.

You sound like a feminist, a man hater.
Politics / Re: Ogunlewe: Asking Osinbajo Not To Contest Because Of Tinubu Is Undemocratic by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:44am On Jan 27, 2022
Yemi Osinbajo is the man will know. Tinubu is sickly, we can't afford another president on medical tourism

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Education / Re: Mention One Thing You Wished You Knew And Did Before Graduating From School by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:19pm On Jan 22, 2022
Animegirl:
I regret not having friends. My life in uni, was really boring.

Also not seizing opportunities during holidays to learn skills and going for internships.

This girl you're sweet ooo. I have just fallen in love with you just by looking at your picture. This has never happened to me, I think we are meant to be soulmates.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Survive On CFA 90,000 Teaching Job In Cote D'ivoire? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:01pm On Jan 17, 2022
Jubal01:


NO MA! 90k cfa is 120k+. Google is your friend.
It's 80k. googles is a friend
1 dollar is 575 CFA
Romance / Re: 22-Year-Old Told To Choose Between Her Boyfriend And A Scholarship Abroad by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:03pm On Jan 16, 2022
Boyfriend don use lashing confuse this one head. Please she should pass it over, I have a sister who will be more than willing to go for that scholarship.

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho Wins Man Of The Match: Who is your man of the match? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:28pm On Jan 11, 2022
Moses Simon or Ola Aina

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 0) On 9th January 2022 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:58pm On Jan 09, 2022
Stupid club

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal FA Cup (1 - 0) On 9th January 2022 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2022
Make Arsenal no do me this kain thing na

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Romance / Re: Ladies, A Fine Man Without Muscles Or An Average Looking Man With Muscles? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:36pm On Jan 09, 2022
Mercychen:
A man with muscles Biko.
What do I want to do with a legelege man? Hian!

What defines a mans masculinity are his muscles and every woman wants a masculine man.

I dey legelege but I carry weight down there ooo. I no legelege everywhere.

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Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu Visits Nnamdi Kanu With Some Igbo Leaders by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:03am On Jan 09, 2022
chatinent:


You can't poison what will result to war..and may end your lineage.

Igbos and their empty bragging eh. A man that was capture like a rat and put in chains with no repercussions will still die and nothing will happen. Highest they will destroy a few govt building in the east and that's it.

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Politics / Re: Uneasy Calm In APC Over Osinbajo’s Growing Support by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:37am On Jan 09, 2022
GreenCovering:
I don't really like the idea of fronting someone who does not have a political base like Osinbajo for the position of the Presidency. Reason is because when the chips are down, it is the good old sentiments that will move the votes. At that time all man will stand on their own two feet and it is the contestants who have been able to build bridges across more of the geo political zones that will then stand out. Except if Osinbajo has truly been internally accepted as consensus in APC, he may just be a pun himself, being used to checkmate others.
President Yar'Adua did not have any political base or structure. He remains Nigeria's best president till date. What are you saying? Give a man power and he will build his structures as long as he is acceptable to the ordinary man on the street.

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Politics / Re: Uneasy Calm In APC Over Osinbajo’s Growing Support by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:29am On Jan 09, 2022
spinna:
wink Why not? I have always said this man is the only sensible appearing Politician on a den of rogues... Slap Sanusi as his VP and Nigeria go ...transform ( i no wan use that C word again)
Sanusi is too radical and opinionated, he cannot be trusted to be loyal. He will run a parallel govt like Atiku did to Obasanjo. Osinbajo needs someone who is level headed and compassionate like Zulum.

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Crime / Re: I Mistakenly Sold Firearm I Found At Mosque To A DJ – Police Sergeant by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:51am On Jan 09, 2022
He should be jailed for life. He's a gun runner for cultist and bandits.
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Hits The Gym To Burn Out Christmas Calories (Photos) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:41am On Jan 09, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
I no mind reason this man matter o. Honestly, he doesn't look bad. Kai. Premium sugar daddy, locate me, sir.

See you fine. I no mind be your poor sugar daddy cheesy

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