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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Catches Oyinbo Lover Having Sex, Lover Kicks Him Out (Video) by GatJokez(f): 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2017
Loyalty comes from respect regardless of white or black or Asian etc. She obviously has no self respect. Plus, how many men cheat on their women and treat their own like dirt?

This video must be fake or he brought friend to record LOL.
Culture / Re: Spanish Illegal Immigrant Looks For A US Green Card On A Metro-watch Video Here by GatJokez(f): 3:23pm On Nov 26, 2016
LOL cheesy cheesy

I think he's Polish maybe... his accent sounds from
Slavic influence not Hispanic smiley

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Video Of Frightened Black Man Forced Into A Coffin By White Man Sparks Outrage by GatJokez(f): 3:05pm On Nov 13, 2016
This is horrible .... I just don't have words for such cruelty..... no one is above or mightier than another angry

He is not a man but a disgusting evil monster for being able to do that to another human. Anyone laughing about the video is no better. The same goes for the disgusting videographer and others bystanding and watching or involved in any way. I could barely watch a few seconds.

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Crime / Re: 'One Chance' Syndicate Caught In Rivers (Photos) by GatJokez(f): 6:28pm On Sep 14, 2016
bejeiodus:
Nigerians and their voyeuristic behavior. Why did they UnCloth the woman and left the man with his clothes on?

So they can catch a free look LOL
Religion / Re: How Can I Have Faith? by GatJokez(f): 12:22pm On Jul 03, 2016
jahstech:

Good evening bro, is really heart warming to see people like you still exist.

Your situation is quite painful because we all claim to worship God and because we do so to the best of our abilities, we expect God to have our back in return. The problem in this reasoning is the fact that people don't have a clear picture of God's way of doing things, hence many questions if God really exist and if he does why he doesn't care about our pains and concern. Most times this prompt the question "Is God uncaring and hard-hearted?"

To get more insight, I would want you to find the answer to this question: "Why do bad things happen to good people?"

As for your question on faith, from the little I know, if I should replace faith with other words I would instead use CONFIDENCE, TRUST, FIRM PERSUASION.

So in more simple terms, Faith can be defined as the basis for hope and evidence for conviction concerning something you don't see.

For Christians, the entire word of God, the Bible is a basis for Faith. Faith is based on concrete evidence.

No one on earth can deny he has faith, the person who may conderm faith as useless has faith one way or another, he may has faith in friends, scientists do have faith in the principles, he bases his new experiments on past discoveries, the farmer who plants has faith that given the right conditions his crops would blossom.

So in all, genuine and true faith is needed to worship God. (John 3:36, Hebrew 11:6). Faith is not static but grows as one comes to know and love God more (2Thessa 1:3).

It is not strange that people question the reason why one should have faith, funny enough, the bible itself said: "Faith is not the possession of all people" (2Thessa 3:2).

Finally, your Faith moves you to action, hence it is said that Faith without works is dead, (James 2:21-26).

I really like how you explained faith. Thank you for sharing.

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Romance / Re: Is It Possible For A Wife Beater To Change? by GatJokez(f): 3:02pm On May 14, 2016
When there's a will, there's a way..... If the beater recognizes his (or her) wrongs, the beater will stop, repent, and do everything possible to change. Also, there are some key behaviors people should take care of:

#1 Anger Management - keep emotions in check and let annoyances roll off your shoulders
#2 Respect - respect yourself and your husband/wife
#3 Loyalty - is not just about fidelity, it's about not turning on your partner because you're upset or having a bad day.
#4 Trust - when we get into a relationship or marry, we trust each other to be safe with each other, to not harm each other. Don't brake that trust!
#5 Communication - remember we have verbal and non-verbal communication.... our words and actions can hurt very much, sometimes can hurt more than a beating. So, mind your words, be gentle with how you say things and how you treat each other.
#6 Love - remember this is the person you love.... focus on loving and let the negatives go.

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Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by GatJokez(f): 2:25pm On May 14, 2016
Flashh:

You're getting me wrong ma'am.

I am not encouraging violence in a relationship/marriage. I am only trying to prove a clear point. I will never lay my hands on my wife/girlfriend.

Get me right. What I'm against is with folks on here who are concluding its the man's fault for their breakup which they have no idea about what happened between them. It wasn't stated somewhere that the man assaulted her.

The breakup might be from anybody, not just the man alone. She might just decide to call it a quit for no genuine reason.

Thank you for the clarification.. nd my apologies for the misinterpretation. Happy to see you wont lay a hand on your girlfriend/wife. Don't ever tolerate her laying a hand on you either. It is never acceptable.

So, what are your thoughts on how couples treat each other with words? Sometimes a word is more hurtful than a slap.

True, no one ever knows the truth behind a couple's breakup. Can't blame just the man or the woman because a lot of times both people didn't communicate properly.

Lately, all the talk about violence in relationships on here is getting stupider....

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Family / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Marriage Breakup With Cake by GatJokez(f): 9:02am On May 13, 2016
Flashh:

It's so obvious you're trying to tell me you don't care who's at fault, the women are always right.

Wonderful!

Don't mind if I jump in here.....

Hitting is NEVER right!! When angry, walk away, cool down, and leave the problem that got you upset to be talked about later.

Nothing is ever justified to get violent.
Career / Re: 4 Truths About Dating A Co-worker by GatJokez(f): 8:58am On May 13, 2016
Bad bad idea, just don't do it! Leave work for working.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Students In Kenya Having Group Sex Caught (Photos+Video) by GatJokez(f): 8:55am On May 13, 2016
Jazzlite:
astounding sense of humor.... seems you have been overchopped....

Naaaaaaa... Maybe you have cheesy cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Students In Kenya Having Group Sex Caught (Photos+Video) by GatJokez(f): 5:58am On May 13, 2016
uduak2016:
I feel sorry for today's men...you are dating and marrying leftovers


Leftovers berra than ghosts ..... Haha.. JK grin

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Literature / Re: Finding Zara by GatJokez(f): 7:12am On Mar 03, 2016
Wow, I love the story. You're a great author! Can't wait to read more smiley
Family / Re: 3 Days After Our Wedding, My Wife Can't Stop Crying by GatJokez(f): 7:02am On Mar 03, 2016
MizMyColi:
I think it's pretty normal for someone who has forged very strong familial bonds with their relation.

This might sound harshsmiley
But you need to go tough in love.

While scolding her might sound like an option, it might turn out to be counter productive.

First, stop indulging and petting her.
I'm sure you've told her by now that she is now married to you, and that both of you need to be strong both mentally and emotionally for each other to build your lives.

If you have had this pep talk with her, and she is still tearing up.
Permit her to go to her house.
Tell her to stay as long as she likes and she shouldn't return until you come for her.

This sounds brutal, but it seems an efficient way to cure that unwanted spirit in her.

Very sensible advice indeed. The first step in marriage is showing patience and understanding by knowing when to give your spouse space and time to figure things out. Nothing good is gained by force.

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Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 2:52am On Feb 19, 2016
davseun2ta:
packet

Tomato
Crime / Re: EBSU Students Murder Us-Based Lady (photo) by GatJokez(f): 2:36pm On Feb 17, 2016
omooba969:
I still can not understand the kind of desperation that will drive a man to take another person's life just to take over their possessions & then expect to live in peace.

Surely, NO PEACE for the wicked!

Nigerian Youth! cry

Taking easy way out is a delusion because people become prisoners of their own actions. Sadly, such lessons are learned the hard bitter way by the perpetrators. Hard work is much more rewarding.
Education / Re: How To Upgrade Your ND And HND Certificate To BSC - See Step by GatJokez(f): 2:30pm On Feb 17, 2016
Okijajuju1:
So basically, for you to upgrade your Diploma to a Bachelor of Science, you must to still go university. grin grin grin grin


OP, thanks for sharing what we already knew. grin

But what if I want to downgrade my BSC to HND, which year will I start from in the Polytechnic? Or will I be admitted as the Provost? grin



Okija JujuTM.. Agu ji egbe 1 of Igboland. cool

Haha, you funny re: downgrade. That would be very interesting lol. grin
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 12:54pm On Feb 17, 2016
davseun2ta:
yachts

Shrimp
Romance / Re: Married Woman Gives 22-Year-Old Lover Overdose Of Sex Drugs, Abandons Him by GatJokez(f): 1:47am On Feb 17, 2016
Mologi post grin=42988655:
God save the boy....the thing for break ni....


Suger mummy turn pepper mummy....

LOL @ pepper mummy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Six Letter Word Game: Start New Words With Last Letter by GatJokez(f): 1:32am On Feb 17, 2016
Wow, this game is still ongoing? grin cheesy

Toasty
Politics / Re: Gun Men Blow Up AGIP Pipe-line In Rivers by GatJokez(f): 3:37pm On Feb 13, 2016
realjoker:
wetin concern president with cultist blowing up pipeline. hope say u no b robbot, because am very sure u dont have the capacity to read and comprehend, jumping upandan posting rubbish just to garner likes and gain cheap popularity.

Some people make me laugh.. Why is it so important to get bunch of likes? LOL

That's like walking down the road and waving at people expecting them to wave back grin

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Education / Re: Teacher Tortures 10-Year-Old Boy In Ogun For Not Doing His Homework (pic) by GatJokez(f): 2:21pm On Feb 13, 2016
Islie:



http://www.cknnigeria.com/2016/02/brutality-in-ogun-school10-year-old-boy.html

I would break the teacher's arms angry angry angry

This teacher must be dull and lacking intelligence needed to do her job properly. Students do much better with praise and encouragement.

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Science/Technology / Re: Are We Alone In The Universe? by GatJokez(f): 3:47am On Feb 02, 2016
HapyOne:
... our technology is based on Man's perspectives of reality for example for those that believe in ghost, spirits and those kind of things , our current technology can't detect them nor find them. So imagine the if those kind of beings are the ones in other planets, we might not be able to detect them.

I think the universe is too big just for one set of life.
I know we are not alone.

I really like your idea that "our technology is based on man's perspectives" and what you're saying makes sense. I read a lot about possiblity of existence of life elsewhere in the universe but never thought from your angle. That makes me think - this means we limit ourselves by our own imagination.

Considering how far mankind has advanced with technology, imagine how much farher we would get if we did not limit our imagination.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria, Iran Clash Over OPEC Emergency Meeting by GatJokez(f): 6:10am On Jan 27, 2016
wirinet:


If Iran can survive all these years under sanctions without exporting crude at all, then low oil prices should not be a concern at all.

The question is, how was Iran able to survive and indeed thrive without exporting crude? How were they able to fund exports? How were they able to stabilize their currency?

I think Nigeria should go and take lessons from Iran on how to survive without oil.

Only if smart people were allowed a chance at leadership..... I wonder if some research would uncover their survival skills smiley.
Religion / Re: Nigerian Guy Replies Church That Asked God To Change Their Smell by GatJokez(f): 5:08am On Jan 25, 2016
CharleyCharley:
Nairaland has been downgraded to a "blog-repost-website"

No more intellectual stuff gracing the front page.

If its not olamide today, its dija tomorrow. The day after that, threads that would promote ethno-tribal exchange of insults


Make I no talk before them go ban me lipsrsealed

Ssshhhh.... I heard nothing, saw nothing grin

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Family / Re: How Do I Stop Feeling Ashamed Of My Husband by GatJokez(f): 2:37pm On Jan 23, 2016
scaredy:
Thaxs for the advise and kind words.I was expecting a bashing but was ready to take it so long as someone will advise me too. Its not as if I dnt love my husband its hard to not love him , but I want the shame to go. I feel the private is more important. He carries me like a princess that's why I want to give him the best too and I want to start with not being ashamed.

Stories like Beauty and the Beast teach us that external looks do not matter when we truly love someone. Be proud of his inner beauty, which is much more handsome than external looks. Also, maybe encourage a lil change of style to complement his inner beauty. Like a nice gift of a different shirt, for example.

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Religion / Re: The Rituals Of Christianity by GatJokez(f): 5:05pm On Jan 17, 2016
pulsa:
. .

I am all for self-education and learning the truth propagandists do not want us to know. I am with you on how crazy it is African nations do not support each other. What happened recently in SA was horrid. If African countries were to unite and support each other it would be a very interesting turn of events. The West has done well with its divide and conquer strategy- so all it should take is to unite and surpass past conquests.

Hope this doesn't take you by major surprise but I am not African. I stem from a very blended cultural background and don't have one nation/ethnicity to claim as my own. Please keep supporting African feminism as I am sure there is a great feminine force right where you are smiley.

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Religion / Re: The Rituals Of Christianity by GatJokez(f): 3:37pm On Jan 17, 2016
pulsa:
. so in other words support us and get our funds and military protection, and if you don't we won't fund you. wow to be frank I never looked at it in those terms, but even at that they also had to a large extent and still have the (God gave us this, and therefore it is ours) syndrome, irrespective of who once owned it, which saw them invoke "tera nullis" to claim Australia and the Americas continent, so what I'm in essence saying is the churches ;people who saw something wrong with their colonization would have been in the extreme minority, I mean were they not bringing civilization and knowledge of an almighty God to the Babarian africans, so what if they killed off and enslaved some of them, it was all for the greater good.

Well yes they needed an excuse for their self entitlement. They applied the greater good excuse when slaughtering the natives of the lands they conquered and pioneered. They called them barbarians too. Best way to make bad actions look good is by labeling people as Barbarians, Heathens, etc. and vilifying them. My favorite excuse is saying they didn't know better and playing the naïve card which makes me the angriest.

We need more education of historical facts to open people's eyes to the realities of the truth many choose to ignore. I think, so long as the need to believe is the driving factor of the masses, politics will play religions against each other. Faith should be a personal venture, not a great show of how many will join.

Has anyone ever wondered why it is so important to convert as many people as possible to Catholic, or Baptist, or Jahova or Muslim, or many other religions and their denominations? It seems we have many large competitors. Why is that? What does the majority win? The greatest tithes and monuments? Power? Both?

Constantine was a brilliant political strategist....
Religion / Re: The Rituals Of Christianity by GatJokez(f): 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2016
pulsa:
. exactly what I have always thought, why did they not stay and preach to their people who were killing Africans and exploiting Africa, why did they need to preach to those same Africans who were being killed and exploited.

Those were the same kind of people who conquered North, Central, and South American continents by slaughtering and breaking their Native inhabitants. Christianity did not follow the words of its own Bible because the majority of how it was spread was through slaughter and conquest. Religion is the most evil of all evils because it has caused the most death and continues today. To answer your question- in my opinion, because the biggest tithe donors to the churches of colonists were the masters who hired the ships that were sent to Africa. The small churches who may have been against what was being done were overrun by giants.
Religion / Re: The Rituals Of Christianity by GatJokez(f): 2:08pm On Jan 17, 2016
pulsa:
. European missionaries who came with military forces, ask any old person you know they practiced intense cleansing of traditionalist, discriminated against them and put down insurrections which sought to change the status quo as they like it.

My problem with religious missionaries is how they feel it is OK to spread the Word while surrounded by suffering. That is not any gods work. Where is the general compassion to help improve bad situations? There might be some who feed and donate time and labor, but they do these with alterior motive. In my opinion, missions are another way to continue colonialization by conversion of the masses to the religion they are spreading.
Health / Re: Please Help....i Forget Things Easily These Days... by GatJokez(f): 2:18pm On Jan 07, 2016
mrintelligent:

1. No
2. My work is too stressful that I hardly remember to eat at times
3. I dnt drink water as such. It is now that I'm trying to drink much water
4. Not all the time
5. A little
6.it varries. Sad at times, and normal at times too
7. Not much energy
8. No No

Thanks.


Your answers are showing that stress is interfering with your life. You have to make taking care of you your number one priority. Think of yourself as a business you are trying to build up and make successful. Invest time in yourself by taking time to relax when off work, do something to free your mind of all the stress (even simple things like taking a walk for 20 - 30 minutes), try to eat regularly, keep trying to drink water more regularly, and find ways to keep yourself as little stressed as possible. Whatever happens at work is not personal - it's business. So, don't take it personal and forget it when you walk out the door everyday.

Cheers smiley smiley

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Health / Re: Please Help....i Forget Things Easily These Days... by GatJokez(f): 6:05am On Jan 07, 2016
Make a list of the following questions and depending on how you answer, you might realize you should see a doctor.
1. Do you get plenty of sleep?
2. How are your eating habits? How often do you eat and what do you eat?
3. Do you stay hydrated? Are you drinking enough water?
4. Do you have headaches? How often? What type? Do you stumble, lose your balance, feel numbness or tingling?
5. Are you able to think clearly, solve problems, calculate numbers?
6. How are your moods? Are you sad? Angry? Irritable? Feeling weak?
7. How is your energy level?
8. Do you take medicine, drugs, or alcohol?

Take your time to think about what the answers are to these questions. Some things can be fixed, such as our habits. But, other things that are out of our control may require medical attention.

Hope this helps. Most importantly - no stress!! smiley

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Religion / Re: Prophetic Picture Of The 2016 By D.K OLUKOYA by GatJokez(f): 7:00pm On Jan 01, 2016
khenykhey:
Every pastor has a prophecy.

But not all are the same. If they'd spoken in unison from different parts of the world, I would have agreed.

For I think God could not have been saying different things about the same year to different people.****

My honest thought is, pastors are humans like You and me. Worship God like you have been taught and not fall Mugu for anybody. why would you accept negativity because someone said so?

ronu e daada my friend!
Happy New Year

Here is the formula (in my opinion) as to what causes different prophesies and such. One of the problems is that everyone has their own interpretation of what they think they saw. Then comes the issue of how the misinterpreted information is presented. Lastly, comes the scheme of what kind of alterior motive exists behind the message or prophecy. That leaves us with one conclusion - don't believe what we hear.

One more thought - some prophesies are probably a fabrication of imaginative story tellers grin.

Blessed New Year!!

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