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Literature / Re: SHACKLES A Tale Of Ladi.. By Amusan Toluwalope by gbishancomedian(m): 12:01pm On Aug 22, 2016
Thank you sir. I appreciate. I will.do that. when am about to print it out.
Literature / Re: SHACKLES A Tale Of Ladi.. By Amusan Toluwalope by gbishancomedian(m): 11:36pm On Aug 20, 2016
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There are always consequences in every decisions we made based on our free will. The consequence might be good for bad decision or bad for a good decision.

I felt pain of losing someone for the first time. Chief was already dead by the time I regained my consciousness. I was told they removed bullets from my chest. I also found myself on handcuffs.

I can categorically tell you that....I do not have a single friend. But there are some fool who sees me every time and shout my name. I just look and ignore them.

The doctor came in one night and promised to help me get out. I told him i didn't need his help but he insisted. So when I ask what the help was he said he would get me out of the hospital without a trace.

He began to do me some strange favour like providing for my meal and clothings. My thought was right, he wanted something back. I was clueless of what he wanted but I was sure he would need my help too in order to compliment what he has just done for me.

That fateful day, I left the hospital like a normal person and none of the police could stop me. I was not surprised because, as an African child, jazz can do wonders. When I got to his house there was this strange feeling I have and I thought I should get out before things get out of hand. But still I maintain my peace and kept quiet.

I look at the way he stared into my eyes severally and was unable to say his mind.

After waiting and watching him gallivanting round the room I decided to help out.

"What rubbbish do you want me to do for you? Are you thinking if am capable or not? Well I have killed before and I am currently planning to kill again. Does that answer your scared questions.

He was shocked that I could possibly ask such a question. I smiled and move a step further. I touched him by shoulder. I looked at him and smiled.

In my own word "there are two sides of a coin. The good and the bad sign".

He possibly did not understand me. So he handed over a picture to me. I look at the image and smiled.

I am bad but not daft. I am cruel but not ignorant. I am very updated and knows what is going on both in the country and my environment. My family inclusive. The image in my hands takes me back in time and I congratulated myself for keeping up the good faith.
I was on the right path after all. It looks like a puzzle but I feel the map are pointing towards the same direction.

Mr Fatai Fakole. My uncle. They thought they had me kill now am coming for their heads one after the other.

Doctor Isaac gave me my first job as professional hired assassin.

Warning....keep your house and life well...I may decide to come for you.

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Literature / Re: SHACKLES A Tale Of Ladi.. By Amusan Toluwalope by gbishancomedian(m): 11:34pm On Aug 20, 2016
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I know you want me to let go but am sorry forgiveness is not in my dictionary. You hurt me I hurt you right back big time without wasting time.

I don't feel remorseful for any bad thing I did. Its only pains me when I don't see you cry or get hurt the way I wanted to. Am dangerous and most times I love the bad stuff I do.

I like the fact that I was focused in achieving my main purpose. I know its a long work, but I was determined to take the first step. Since a single step could make a thousand one later. Have got to break barrier and just make that mark. To kill that devil that kill my mum.

I already have my degree but I can't work for anybody that will use me for his own good. I decided to learn how to be a good cook cum chef.

In two years I was the best. The chief chef loved my delicacies and my style of cooking. But I have to pay him for that one thing he did to me.

On my graduation day, I was. Awarded as the best of all times. I went to the kitchen, pick a small knife and I insert it into chief's left eye while he was asleep.

I was arrested and sentenced for two years. I was asked to constantly visit a psychologist who normally comes to the prison. He did all he could but the day he tried to tempt my anger, he went back home with a broken wrist.

After a year, the Chief Chef used his connections to get me out. He even came to pick me up all by himself.

On our way back, the car developed some fault. I was there for five hours without helping the old man. I just relaxed my mind and slept of.

The darkness came and we watched cars by passed us. Some minutes to eleven, a car pulled besides us and two guys came out with a gun. Without asking any question they shot Chief. I just look at them and continue to listen to my song.

They took everything he had on, including the expensive wristwatch I bought him on his birthday. He took me as his son. He stylishly paid back all the money I paid when enrolled as a student.

Suddenly there was this anger that erupted from my head and I stood up, went straight to those guys, kicked them both till they fainted.

I mistakenly used their car to hurriedly take Chief to the hospital. Little did I know that the sam was snatched at gun point. The police tried to stop me but I refused. They started chasing me.

In short I got to the hospital but just as I stepped out of the car, and hand over Chief to them, I felt there was air coming out of me any longer. My eyes became so heavy and in five seconds I passed out. I was shot four times.

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Literature / Re: SHACKLES A Tale Of Ladi.. By Amusan Toluwalope by gbishancomedian(m): 11:33pm On Aug 20, 2016
please guys show some love.....need your encouragement. thanks n God bless
Literature / Re: SHACKLES A Tale Of Ladi.. By Amusan Toluwalope by gbishancomedian(m): 11:37am On Aug 18, 2016
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Life is boring to you people, but me life is a gademn full of shit.
I don't care what happened to you or the person sitting next to you.

I havee been arrested more than five times. Jailed and almost killed twice but I survived it all.
There has never been a day I laugh, all my life as been bitterness all through and I think I love it.

I was free from rubbish you guys run after. The so called social media was never part of my life. Infact I hate it.

I have killed more chickens than I killed humanbeings. Funny right? Mtcheew..... I no send jawe.

Thank God I am very reserve and down to earth, and I keep my secret to myself.

What a great life I am living without running after any lady. Or occupying myself with jealousy. I have watched guys betrayed the same girl they introduced to their family. And I have seen ladies too getting laid by their guy's friend.
Single life is fun.

I don't see myself as a virgin cos I watch pornagraphy to know must of the styles I need when the need arises.

The very first help i did was for an old woman. Whom almost get knocked down by a reckless driver. I beat the driver until he collapsed.

The second was when I went to a shopping mall and I saw a very pretty lady. Sorry let me rephrase that. I saw a lady like that, I saw her stealing some makeup items and she was almost get caught. I walked down to her with speed, grabbed her by the waist and kissed her. While the kiss was going on, I took those things she has stolen and I dump them in my small bag. The kiss lasted for five minutes.
The security came and got confused, I was also faster than the computerized camera.

But after that day she started stalking me around. One day I kidnapped her and gave her a hundred thousand naira. And finally I shot her twice on the leg. And when she passed out, I dump her near a hospital.

But I was shocked when I checked the news papers and saw my most dreaded enemy becoming the Governor of this state.......

What do you think i should do?

To be continued
Literature / SHACKLES A Tale Of Ladi.. By Amusan Toluwalope by gbishancomedian(m): 9:17pm On Aug 17, 2016
INTRO

I know God exists but why his hand works continue to make life unbearable for others makes me wanna question His existence but I was wrong. Love has no iron but can crush the strongest steel of any form. At first I thought it was a dream but it was real than reality himself.


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I was not born to be nice and I do not see being nice as an attribute of man but of dogs. I was that idiot killed my mum with a broken bottle...picked me up and dump me in a well. Thank goodness there was no water in it. I came out alive and found the house has been raged with fire.

For 20years I searched for him. Not that I didn't find him, but the worst things I made him feel before embarking on my final showdown.

So glad when I saw his new family year pictures and I was convinced that throughly he wasn't my father as he has always claimed.

I did everything humanly possible to get the education I need to stand out. I didn't study to look for job of become successful, in studied to be able to make my revenge look more classic and packaged.

While in school, no cult dare come near me. At every of their meetings, I deal not only with the capons but those small chicken inclusive. You wanna know how many times I have been shot? Sorry I have lost counts. I did head surgery more than four time. But I appreciate the surgeon's effort to make sure my handsomeness was not tampered with.

I have watched people get killed without helping them. My ideology is to bring down the man who killed my mum.

I never saw beauty in the faces of all ladies that throw themselves at me. Most times they want to get laid, I get them drugged and ask a beggar to have their way with them. Am bad? Shhhhhh..... not yet.

Thats the beginging of my story.
My name is Ladi and I am not here to make any common sense.

See you later.

To be continued...

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Jokes Etc / See Me See Wahala Oh by gbishancomedian(m): 7:28pm On Mar 21, 2016
I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Anambra, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die. So this man came along and said that
the next person whose going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. Friends since yesterday I stil dey dia ooh, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even the old man at age 112
years is lying down beside me,is asking me if my people never start to look for me?
As am talking to u now. Am still lying down under de hot sun. What should I do next ? Happy new week!
Jokes Etc / Abeg Answer This Question by gbishancomedian(m): 10:56pm On Mar 13, 2016
If my Dad is the landlord and my mum is the landlady then what am I??
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 5:14pm On Mar 10, 2016
There is no need of continuing this story......
For those who have read it.... Thank you.
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 2:39am On Mar 10, 2016
EPISODE 19

Ololade was very confused as she stares at the folded little note she was holding. Chief and Doctor also looked at her but non could asked her any question about it. The three began to scan/search with the help of the securities from room to room to see if they could find this mysterious helper. All effort to find him was however fruitless.

Doctor Francis advised the couple to return back to the ward where Ekundayo and the baby were. Ekundayo isn't sleeping because she has the feeling that the only person who can voluntarily gave his blood is Kingston. She fused her face and wanted to deliberately uncover the secret that she withheld to herself so judiciously.

EKUNDAYO: Where is Kingston? I need to see him now! Hello, can someone talk to me?

CHIEF: (looked confused) And by that what do you mean? Shebi you are aware that the useless boy left us six month ago and has not called. Not me . Not even his beloved sister.

OLOLADE: Did I heard you just called my brother 'useless'? Please don't ever do that again Chief!

CHIEF: Do you need to fight me on that? You yourself know that, your good for nothing brother has joined bad gang and will soon be exposed if he refused to change. He's so foolish that everybody in my family has already tag him as my evil brother-in-law.

OLOLADE: mtcheeew!  Chief, I give that to you! I won't insult you now because of the matter at hand. Let's leave it at that.

EKUNDAYO: please, Dad! Aunt Lolade! Please stop! You guys should be more concern about Kingston, because things will definitely get worse if you don't bring him here oh. Yes I mean it.

CHIEF: I can't really get you well? How does your matter related to....... Wait! Hope its not what am thinking about?

OLOLADE: Baba trust daughter, remember what we both went through during the pregnancy so you don't need to fret at this stage. Ekundayo's baby, don't mind your father, you know only a woman will understand a woman issue. Man will always be man any day anytime. So talk to me..

CHIEF: Hmmm...... I am looking closely at this baby and it does not seems to be a resemblance of me or the mother. Can someone just tell me what am thinking is not true?

OLOLADE: Yes! Chief sweety pie, baby are bent to change faces between the first month to eight month when they decided to pick whose face they would stick to. It is not scientific but God work.

EKUNDAYO: is it the resemblance that matter to you or finding the father of my baby?!!!

Chief and Ololade were about questioning that phrase when Doctor Francis rushed in to the room.

DOCTOR: Chief, some thing Good and Bad has surfaced.

CHIEF: And what could that be doctor?

DOCTOR: I just received a call from our annex that a man with the same description of whom we are looking for has just been rushed to their emergency unit.

Ololade quickly unfold the little note trying to read what was written inside. Probably there is a cue to finding it. As she was about to open it, one of the nurse rushed in to give the Doctor his mobile phone, he big body hits Ololade's hand and the little paper flew into the air. As she tried to catch it, Doctor Francis and Chief rushed out of the room, this created another air which increased the density of the flying note. As she was still trying to catch it, Now moving closer to the window. Ekundayo rose from her bed with the baby on one hand, and opened the window wide. You guessed right, the paper flew out of the window.

EKUNDAYO: please why is my baby crying, what should I do?

(Ololade turned angrily to her)
OLOLADE: You better shut the hell....... That piece of paper is the road map of how you're gonna take care of that your baby....


To be continued.........
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 2:36am On Mar 10, 2016
EPISODE 18

"No!!!!!!!! Ekundayo it has not got to this, please.....Okay, we are no more interested in whoever that impregnated you, we wants you and the baby..." Chief begged.

Chief hold on to her leg so tightly so that she will not choke to death, until Ololade who had run to fetch the gate man returned with a knife in her hand.. She climbed the shelf then jumped to slash down the thick rope. She was rescued.

All eyes was placed on her secret guards walk round her even without notice, this were done to forestall any suicide plans in her mind. Chief Alesh became very careful with her words. Ololade too was filled with mixed feelings of Sad and happiness. One was the new of her fertile tummy, she a month gone. And the second was her missing brother, who has refused to return back to their house. The news he (Kingston) gave her sister was he passed the post UTME exam in Unilag and since been landed to study psychology. Whereas, he comes around both very early in the morning and late at night, to see how they're doing everyday.

******6months LATER.....******

Kingston walk up to Ekundayo's room with two other hefty men, wearing a big black leather pull-over and a black booth. Ololade and his children, four of them were all playing at the garden of the new mansion, and Chief Alesh relaxed on a chair with one of his friend sipping one of his expensive wine and laughing at the same time.
Ekundayo is in the room with another man entirely, looking at the ring she wore, she's tactically wedded to this tall handsome youngman and they look so much like a twin. A tall teenager (Boy) was playing with another two lovely kids seems like a twins and they were all happy together.
The mansion was awesome...
Outside: A long driveway lined with pine trees and glass garden stakes. The garden stakes are made of red crackle glass (look that up to see what it is). Tall, stone towers loom in the distance, past a courtyard
filled with fountains (maybe one get broken during a chase?)

Inside: Marble/tile floor. No doors, but archways instead (better for chasing) long hallway leading to the courtyard, followed by just about the longest spiral staircase imaginable. Filled with mosaics on the walls, and ornate ruds and/or carved statues.

Kingston stood outside the gate and ordered the two hefty men to take charge of the security men. In less than two minutes, all the eight security men were lying lifeless on the floor. Even the one who escaped into their toilet, while trying to make call, got his throat sleet off while trying to shout "hello".

They entered into the main building, drop the waiters and maids one after the other until they arrived at the garden where the family were having fun. One is disturbed, one would why Kingston's paranoid.

First to drop dead from the silent pistol was Chief's friend, then the kids one after the other. They ordered chief and Ololade to kneel down with their eyes closed. Kingston moved swiftly like a wind into where Ekundayo was and shot the twins dead and Ekundayo's husband. He pointed the gun at the teenager but he could not pull the trigger simply because the boy looks so much like him. With anger raging from him, he dragged Ekundayo outside,

Kingston tied Chief' and Ololade's hand, pour petrol on them, looked straight into Ekundayo's face.

"Ever since I set my eyes on you, I knew my life was full of doom. Coming closer to your family was a great mistake. You take away my seed, my son, you made him become my worse nightmare. I was the one who puts the baby there, I would be there when the time has come. I don't have a sister..."

He lights the matches and threw it on Chief, the both burnt to ashes right in Ekun'dayo's eyes.

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ekundayo shouted from the dream. She checked herself and felt a sharp pain within her waist.. Her water has just broken.

Natural childbirth is a "low-tech" way of giving birth by letting nature take its course. This may include:
going through labor and delivery without the help of medications, including pain relievers such as epidurals
using few or no artificial medical interventions such as continuous fetal monitoring or episiotomies (when the area between the vagina and anus, called the perineum, is cut to make room for the baby during delivery) allowing the woman to lead the labor and delivery process, dealing with it in any way she is comfortable
Many women with low-risk pregnancies choose to go au natural to avoid any possible risks that medications could pose for the mother or baby. Pain
medications can affect your labor — your blood pressure might drop, your labor might slow down or speed up, you might become nauseous, and you might feel a sense of lack of control.
But many women choose natural childbirth to feel more in touch with the birth experience and to deal with labor in a proactive manner.
After several hours of struggling with the labor, the doctor had no option than to move to the next level.

DOCTOR: Chief, am sorry, the baby hasn't come out and she has lost a lot of blood. Her BP has also risen beyond normal. Some of this problem is she's having a low-lying placenta that has contributed to her baby settling into a breech or transverse position. Or she has severe pre-eclampsia or eclampsia, and having a baby by vagina will take too long to be safe. We are planning a caesarean section.

CHIEF: What's all this medical jargons now, I don't understand oh.....

DOCTOR: but, there can still be a successful delivery, if we can find someone who could give blood because we have just exhausted our blood bank. So don't let us lose hope. We still have approximately 2-3hours. After that, we would know what next.

OLOLADE: Kindly help us get someone who can donate for us, we would give the person a good amount of money.

The doctor smiled and leave left them to discuss. Chief quickly rush out of the hospital in search of some who would assist them with the blood because they totally dislike caesarean section.

*****3HOURS later****

DOCTOR: Congratulations Chief, Your daughter has delivered a baby boy. She delivered by her self.

Chief and Ololade started jumping round the hospital, Chief was carried away, he didn't know he  hugged one of the nurses so tightly, until Ololade pat him at the back. He smiled and transfer the hug to Ololade. The man who came with Chief was settled and asked to leave since what they needed him for has been settled before they got there.

CHIEF: But how come she delivered by herself when she has lost so much blood? Or you just wanted to scare me so I wouldn't panic?

DOCTOR: ***chckles***Hmm..... Not really, one of our cleaner who we employed some six months ago, volunteered to assist her.

OLOLADE: Are you serious?

DOCTOR: Yes madam! In fact, this guys act as been very amazing, he's very loving and kind. He's loved by everybody around here. Even the pregnant women enjoyed to be in his company due to his comedic act.

CHIEF: wow! That must be God sent.

DOCTOR: Yes maybe..... If you care to see him, he's in one of the wards resting.

CHIEF: I would love to meet him. He deserves to be specially appreciated.

They all walked off to the room where the man was. Opening the door they met nobody on the bed.

They all looked at themselves and fear gripped their heart. The doctor quickly ordered one of the nurses to search for him. But they couldn't find him. He was long gone.
Ololade moved closer to the bed and found a small note............
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 10:30pm On Mar 05, 2016
Your comment is all I need guys.......
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 10:28pm On Mar 05, 2016
EPISODE 17

"Who impregnated you?? I am so ashamed of you. So you have forgotten all the promises you made to me? To you mother?? Have you forgotten happened to you? Why you are just about going to school now? Have you forgotten what we went through together? Those times you spent in the hospital? I stayed and cared for you day and night for 8years in the hospital Why did you want to bring shame to the name I have struggle to build? You have resulted in making my personality a laughing stock among friends and business partners? Chief Alesh cry bitterly.
Ekunday kneel down in the living room. Ololade sat on the couch and watch both father and daughter crying foolishly. A father who is over protective, believed so much that his child could not arm an ant, whereas she has swallowed an elephant. Anybody can betray you, it does not matter whether he/she is your blood or not. The only one who cannot betray you is YOU. Learn to trust yourself or else you live a life without caution.

Chief felt so ashamed to have believed that his daughter was a virgin. They had gone through a lot together. Especially the incidence that happened after the death of his mother.... Let's take ride back, so we could understand what Ekundayo has gone through.

****FLASH BACK******

She was in SS2 at the British high school, she was over pampered, and her parent were capable of every of her needs. She was the Head girl due to her super intelligence and all the teacher liked her. Chief Alesh had business issues with some of his business partners and they had threaten to get back at him in full force. Ekundayo had survived several kidnapping attacks, thank to her mum who has always rise to the occasion like 007. Her unusual sudden act of bravery makes chief adversaries made some finding about her. Their result was beyond what they bargained for.

Each attack launch against her, has always hit the rock. The silent job of this woman turned the eyes of Chief's partners to his wife as the vowed to bring her down by all means. She was the shield over the family. Many atimes Chief's security codes were bridged but his wife is there to bring such act to a halt.

That fateful day, she went out with Ekundayo and her close friend as usual, she took her to a restaurant to have a nice time together.  She asked Ekundayo to stay with her friend while she crossed the road to get her bag in the car. As soon as she picked her bag and crossed back to the other side where Ekundayo and her friend awaits her patiently, there was a red Infinity Jeep, slowly coming behind her, to her, it was a learner, but before she could walk off the road, the jeep increased its speed and hit Chief Mrs Alesh terribly and she died instantly. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Ekundayo, and she went numb for good 7years.

She was later remanded in a psychiatric hospital, because she totally lost her mind. The only person she listen to was her Dad. The Doctor later advised the father to totally change her environment and make sure she was not sent back to where she was coming from.

***BACK TO REALITY****

CHIEF: Hmmm....... Now that the did has been done, what can we do about it?

OLOLADE: pretended as if she didn't hear what the chief said.

CHIEF: Ololade dear, please say something. I know I have said pretty bad things to you, please am really sorry.

OLOLADE:  its not am angry with both of you, but how can she be so useless. She must have been sleeping around ever since b4 the marriage.

EKUNDAYO: **crying** No! Am not!

CHIEF: Shut up!! Now tell me who's responsible for this stupid pregnancy? Mind you, if he's a nobody, am going to squeeze life out of him. WHO DID THIS

Out of fear Ekundayo fell on the floor, she has seen her father punish people, what will happen to Kingston if he speak out. What will become of Ololade if at the end the reality stare at her in the face and she found out that her own brother is responsible for the pregnancy she was anxious to know about. Would she regret of ever bringing it up at all? What will happen to the family? Won't this tear the family apart? It is not my job to tell you, read with so much attention and see how it all played out.

"I said WHO?!!!!!" Chief screamed.

Ekundayo ran to Ololade to help her beg her dad but instead, Ololade became so mean to her, she also wanted her to speak. Little did she know that, the peace of that family lies in Ekundayo's quietness.

"I will disown you right now if you don't tell me who puts you in the family way.."
Chief threatened

"Please Aunt Lolade, don't let me talk..for the sake of the unity in this family, don't let me talk.." Ekundayo begged.

Ololade pushed her away from herself..hissed on her and now standing side by side with Chief.

  "Are you deaf or you are just dumb to talk?" Chief insisted.

The pressure became to much for her to bear, so she stand up and run to her room. Chief and Ololade laughed hysterically.

She opened the door to her room and slammed the door. She cried so bitterly.
"Despite my struggle to cover this pregnancy, my love for him has been endless, though he doesn't feel the same way I did, but I know deep down inside of him, he cared for me. He came to my rescue when Akin kidnapped me." She lamented.

After a while, she sneaked out to the store, pick up a tick rope and ran back to her room. She threw it over the ceiling fan, tied the rope round her own neck, while she stood on a very tiny table. After a while, she checked the rope if its well tied. Suddenly she kicked away the slim table and his bare neck rested solely on the rope, choking her seriously and she screamed...
Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Chief and Ololade ran to her room and found Ekundayo struggling with the rope.



To be continued................
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 10:23pm On Mar 05, 2016
EPISODE 16


The DSP moved closer to the doctor and told him that one of the van had an accident, not knowing that Chief had tip toed to their back and heard what he said...instantly Chief fainted...


Chief was later revived after some minutes of unconsciousness and seeing his beloved daughter again had a great effect on him. It was a great delight for him. Lolade also recovered and was later discharged a week later. Kingston's. whereabout was unknown and the family has being under police surveillance day and night.

After two weeks of rigorous search of Kingston, he returned. An elderly man who was a commuter in the area where he was almost got killed, kept him far away from the city. The man only felt pity for him, something inside of him told Kingston was innocent, so he swung into action. The man was an ex-military officer. The burning bus didn't allow the approaching mob to see it was him who helped Kingston. He cared for him until he was hale and healthy enough to stand for himself and ready to return home. He wondered what kind of destiny he had chosen, the more he helped the bigger its problems. He should stop, but that's the cause he had signed. To help human kind. Remember what SOJ told him, more people needs his help. A sacrificial life.

After two weeks, everything seems normal and Chief could not do without security personnel around him. Same goes to all the family members except Kingston who seems to be comfortable with walking alone. Until one night, everybody was eaten at the dining table, and Ekundayo seems to be restless and uncomfortable. Lolade watches her closely, then decided to ask her some questions...

LOLADE : Are you pregnant? I may not have the authentic proof which is the pregnancy test. But I have watch you closely you have missed many of your periods, but i suspect or should I say that you're pregnant. For some women, early signs and symptoms of pregnancy begin in the first few weeks after conception. I have watch you so closely and I can categorically put it to you, Honey that your beloved daughter is pregnant!

CHIEF: ***laughs hysterically***  that must be a joke of the century! She might be of old age but I know she can't be stupid enough to have done that!


Kingston quickly decipher where the conversation could be heading so he quickly rushed his food and leave the table. While Ekundayo look so terrified at what is being said by Lolade. She was probably expecting Kingston to support her.

Chief however face Ekundayo, and said
"Baby mi, just tell me the truth, its not a bad thing even though I may fell a little disappointed, but I want you to tell me the fact.

EKUNDAYO: Daddy, am not. How could I be pregnant and you won't see my belly sprout out?

CHIEF: **face Ololade** I told you my baby is not as wayward as you think. And you are getting on my nerves already. I can categorically say that my own daughter is a VIRGIN!!!
(There was an immediate stern look at Ekundayo's face)

OLOLADE: one major thing I discovered is a Tender, swollen breasts. Early in pregnancy hormonal changes always make breasts tender, sensitive or sore.

CHIEF: hmm..... And I guess you don't expect me to be looking at my daughter's breast. What do you want to gain from this?

OLOLADE: Nausea with or without vomiting. She's been having Morning sickness, which can strike at any time of the day or night, sometimes begins as early as three weeks after conception.

CHIEF : Okay...you are not only telling me that she's pregnant, you are even telling me she's more that 3month gone. Hmmm... This woman I am telling you, you will not stand the fire you are trying to put on oh...

OLOLADE: that's good. Lately if you notice, Ekundayo don't rejects food but now a days she's been very selective. I also noticed the way she urinates, it has drastically increased. Ask her very well, she's Pre..

CHIEF: Shut your trap mehn! You have said enough and that may be your last words in this house...

OLOLADE: has it got to that? Am sorry honey...

CHIEF: In fact may be I should ask you how you get to know about all about this..


OLOLADE: I don't know how to say this. But i was 7month's pregnant when my ex-husband died. I lost the baby after the incident..**crying**

CHIEF: Okay, its a enough, you can't use that trck to die down this issue... The earlier you leave my daughter alone, the peaceful for us all in this house.

OLOLADE: Hmm..... Ekundayo is like a daughter to me too remember? And I love her endlessly..

CHIEF: I don't care! Just let her be. Okay?

Chief hold his daughter by hand and walk down the stairs. Kingston's mind has suddenly become a battle field. A million questions with no answer runs through his mind. What will become of her sister in Chief's house if he finds out that he's responsible for his child's pregnancy? How will chief reacted after hearing the bad news? What steps will he take? He finds no answers to all the aforesaid questions, so he decided to pack his clothes and wanted to escape before everything turn sour.

As he wanted to leave his room, his sister stopped him, and ask him where he was going and out of shock, he ignored his sister and went out of the room, with a school bag.

Chief and Ekundayo climb the staircase to the second floor having a serious gist together laughing and screaming, all of a  sudden Ekundayo's leg flipped and she fell and fainted. Chief looked at her with a smiling face and ask her to stop such play with him. After several calls and no answer, he dawn on him and he exclaimed "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!


To be continued....
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 10:20pm On Mar 05, 2016
EPISODE 15

Kingston knew something has happen to SOJ, he never stop running. He make sure, Ekundayo's weight did not weaken him, he was some blocks to the police station until there was a sudden gunshot at his leg and he fell terribly.


The police came out from nowhere shooting rubber bullet and hoping to disband the angry crowd. Kingston held on to Ekundayo, crawled to where the police Van was parked., and rushed in. The mob were indifference, immovable and unshakable. They retaliated back by throwing stones, irons and small explosives at the police officers.

"Get in and let's go!!" The police officer said.
They passed Ekundayo to the second Van. Kingston isn't want that, but its more safer. They continue to attack the police, and the reason why the police has not repel the attack was because they're civilians. The first Van sped off and the second one wheeled off after him.
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DOCTOR: Chief, you need to realize one fact, if you die today, this lady would live her life to the fullest.

CHIEF: am better of dead than witnessing all this rubbish about my missing daughter.

DSP: Sir, report reach me now that your daughter has been found. And they're on their way here.

CHIEF: Thank you jawe....(Leaves the bed) which way are they passing? I have to meet them...

DSP: that's not necessary Chief, I have instructed them to bring her here.

CHIEF: that's why I like police, anytime a crime occurs, they swing into actions. But this time, you all seems to have forgotten that Ekundayo is my only child.

**************************************

The two vans continue to maneuver from streets to street, but getting to the last street before leaving the deadly environment, there was a blockades. A very big bus was set ablaze parked vertically on the road. The two police vans stopped trying to find a way to escape the gruesome attack. The police became so terrified.



First VAN(with Ekundayo)....

POLICE 1: Oga, all this boys means business oh. They ready to do anything oh.

POLICE 2: **stammering** em..... I no even know watin I wan do. Shit and urinate dey do me at the same time.

POLICE 3 : ** praying** Our father who art in heaven, halloweth be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done at home as it in police station. No give these boys today, I will not die but leave....

POLICE 4: watin be dis nah... Its either now or never. Let's show them we are police of the federal republic of Nigeria...

POLICE 1: Oga, na only kondo wa carry comot oh... The rubber bullet sef don finish..

POLICE 2: Chai! And Mama Nneka don warn me sey her pastor sey make I no go out 2day. Chai! **crying**

POLICE 3:  those who stand under the shadow of the most high, will abide inside the room of the almighty. I will....em...em....em...em.....  God is my father, I no go die like dis... Government never pay my last two month salary, na with my hand I go collect am..

Ekundayo was crying profusely as the police men continue to lament. Suddenly the police 4 who was behind the wheel, pressed the ignition and zoomed off facing the burning bus. The remaining policemen closed their eyes so as not to behold the evil that may befall them.
Luckily, there was a corner-piece beside the burning bus, the police drive swerve and sneaked out from the corner and went his way. This sudden act pained the angry mob as they became more angrier than ever. They quickly covered the corner-piece with all sorts of abandoned car-doors, rusted gates, irons and rocks.

The second Van couldn't take off on time due to a brief dis agreement between Kingston and other policemen, who were threatening to arrest him for kidnapping Chief's daughter. Despite his bleeding leg, two police officer held me down and handcuff him to the driver's seat. They started beating him. Before they know it, the other first Van had gone. Now they're left with no option. Either they go through the burning bus, or climbed over rusty gates and rock used to cover the corner-piece.

"Let me help you get out of this place.."
Kingston pleaded.

"Shut up! You criminal! Watin u know? Are u a police officer?" A police officer shouted.

"Oya, corporal, crush all those rubbish commot, even if na human being, clear them commot  for we road make we dey go joor!"
The sergeant commanded.

The angry crowd were close and their blood seriously boiling beyond control. The ones standing by the bus were looking sternly at the van, then started walking towards them in other to unleash their anger on them. Kingston pitied their foolishness as they decided to drive through.
" Oga, nor go that way oh.."
Kingston advised. Just as he finish making that statement,  the two policemen sitting next to him landed a double slap on him.
Suddenly the car moved at the highest speed towards the burning bus, Kingston moved quickly, jibes at the police officer at his left and his head hit the driver's head.

Just as the car kissed the burning bus, the. Van uprooted the four men on their way to attack them, they hit their head on the floor. Then, the car tumbled twice and landed terribly upside down.

Almost instantly an elderly man came out from near where the bus was burning, helped Kingston out and both ran off. The angry mob were so happy and they set the police van ablaze. While the wounded policeman were allow to go scot free.....

AT THE HOSPITAL......

DSP: doctor can I see you, I need to relate something to you quick......

CHIEF: What could have warrant this sudden entagleness between a police officer and a doctor?

DOCTOR: Wait Chief, maybe he has issues with his own health and he doesn't want to publicize it. So sir, its not about you.. So mister Police officer, what do have for me.

The DSP moved closer to the doctor and told him that one of the van had an accident, not knowing that Chief had tip toed to their back and heard what he said...instantly Chief fainted...



To be continued......
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 8:11pm On Mar 01, 2016
EPISPDE 14

Instantly, the matches fell and it caught fire........

The fire ran so fast and trace the guy holding the keg containing the remaining fuel used on Kingston. It set the guy ablaze. This caused a pandemonium among the crowd. The elder brother and friend of the burning young man became so bitter against the elderly man who was holding the matches and fight erupted. Kingston was abandoned.

Out of anger, another young man bring out a gallon full of fuel and spread it on not less than seven people and they suffered a severe burnt. Without wasting time, Kingston quickly unhook the iron used to tie him and fell behind the car. He was very careful in his doings. Step by step he watches as the fight began to spread. He quickly open the booth and bring out Ekundayo.

The entire vicinity had become deserted, leaving several persons dead and a quite number of idiots wounded. Kingston knew if he spend more time in that place, he could be killed. He checked his back and found a six-feet fence. He quickly and silently carry Ekundayo across the fence. Just as he was about jumping to join her, one of the angry mob holding a cutlass saw him.
************************************
Chief was seen crying, he could not listen to anybody. All his friends and business colleagues were seeing making calls and the security of the state beefed up in search of Ekundayo and Kingston. "Get me my Child!!!! If you don't I will die here!!" Chief cried out. The Division Supretendent of Police, which was one of the big friends of Chief, joined the patrol team in search of EKundayo.
*************************************

He make a deadly move towards him. Kingston watched him closely even as he dived with the stainless cutlass on his left hand.

He made a quick dodge and the cutlass made a loud church noise ad it met the fence. Kingston, now at the back of the guy, gave him a deadly upper-cut and he fell terribly on a broken bottles. Kingston climbed on him and jumped over the fence and escaped.

Some of the mob who were passing, saw one of them wounded on the floor and was shouting "dat thief wey we tie for this motor don jump the fence."
Within few minutes they have re-gathered themselves, and this time, they look more angry than before and they were holding a more sophisticated weapons.

Kingston held Ekundayo by the hand, and were running so fast, but Ekundayo's tiredness and laziness was not helping at all. She took permission to catch her breath for a while. The more they waste time, the more the angry mob get closer to them.

EKUNDAYO : I thought you hated me xo much? Why did you come looking for me...?

KINGSTON: See madam, now is not the time to question me, hate you or love you, survival should be our paramount priority!

EKUNDAYO: let me ask you again, why did you come for me?

KINGSTON: **shouted** Leave me alone woman! Why won't I look out for you? Even if I don't show you how much I care, every night I think about you!
**crying*** you are my baby mama, so its my business to make sure you are safe and sound!

EKUNDAYO: **feeling sober*** So you loved me this much?

KINGSTON : Omo see question again? If I love you or not, at least let leave her now before those people reach here. Dem go kill us oh!

EKUNDAYO: that's better! Am even ready to die. You call this baby a bastard, so its better they kill us fast!

KINGSTON: what rubbish are you saying? Ekundayo, stop talking like that and let's gerrahere.

EKUNDAYO: Am not moving an inch except you tell me you love me and kiss me..

KINGSTON: **confuse looks*** What Love.... Kiss you?? Am sorry you just encountered the biggest disappointment of the year.....

EKUNDAYO: ***shout***  We are here!! Come and get us!!

The voice was so loud that some few angry mob heard her voice and traced it down to where they were. KINGSTON was surprised, he looked at the three guys coming towards him with a iron rods and a cutlass.

KINGSTON: **gulped** You this girl eh.. You will not kill me Oh,, We don't have much time nah......***shouts*** STop this rubbish!!!

He looked back and see that those guy were very close and from the look of things, if nothing is done, they would invite others to the party. Kingston quickly rush to Ekundayo, hold her by the waist, look into her eyes and said....

"I swear if this guys should touch me..... Anyway, I love you die! "
Then landed a very cool kiss on her lips. Immediately he does this, he gave her a very dirty slap and Ekundayo fainted. He turned and faced the three guys which were already at his back. Kingston picked up a very big stone ready to fight back.

"Kingston KSD!!!" One if the guy shouted. Kingston was shocked. "Where was this guy when I almost got killed in the first instance? Kingston thought.
The guy faced the other two guys where fuming seriously and begged them.
"Kingston, na me SOJ nah, the younger brother to a Lady u helped. Jane! She was almost raped when you helped her".
The guy said.
Kingston didn't really recollected the incident, but so as to save time, he smiled and thank the guy.
The other two guys went their way, but soon the voice of a multitudes of mobs was heard approaching the place.

SOJ: "Guy, carry that lady, run pass that road wey dey beside that white house, at the end of the road, you go see one police station, make sure you get there on time."

KINGSTON: My guy, watin go come happen to you? Make we run together nah...

SOJ: **smiles** No worry, you have sacrificed your life for helping people more than enough, if only one person pay you back 2day its not bad. So go before they gets here. I will distract them a bit.

KINGSTON: Am really grateful bro......(Hugged him)..

SOJ: your being alive is divine.. There're still many people that would need your help. Go!! Run and save yourself.

Kingston backed Ekundayo and fled the scene. Just after he left, SOJ hits himself with the iron and his ankle started bleeding. The crowd get there and helped him up. They asked him where Kingston was and he pointed to another direction. The angry mob were about to follow his direction when one of the guy he begged not to touch Kingston came out from his back..

"Dis guy dey lie... Na him padi be the guy, he told him to run to the police station..."
They pounce on him and he was massively brutalized until there were no more life left in him.

Kingston knew something has happen to SOJ, he never stop running. He make sure, Ekundayo's weight did not weaken him, he was some blocks to the police station until there was a sudden gunshot at his leg and he fell terribly.


To be continued........
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 8:10pm On Mar 01, 2016
EPISODE 13

Where is Ekundayo?? Kingston asked himself as he watch his sister being attended to. He doesn't like him, but heart is incubated in her presence. She's carrying his baby. Will he allow them take away his joy? He must find a way to rescue his beloved baby-mama.

He rushed back to the scene and complain to the authority in charge of such case and search warrant was issued. They searched even nook and crannies of airport but nothing was found. Tears began to rolled from his eyes. He walked back to where Ekundayo was standing and found a dirty handkerchief. He picked it up and handed it over to the police. He thought he was having a premonition of what happened, when he saw a man in white suit flinging the handkerchief while he bypassed Ekundayo, not long she became unconscious.
"Sir, here is another ID card we found".

Kingston collected the I'd card from the sergeant and look at it closely, the face on the ID card was very familiar. He tried to remember where he feels he has possibly met or seen the face somewhere.

Only a thief would know the tricks and antics of another thief. Kingston went straight into Akin's house. As soon as he got there, he felt a suspicious move by some young men in the Area. He quickly sighted a bus which has just be hurriedly covered. He run toward the house where the bus was parked. Removing the viel used to cover the bus, it was the same bus used to carry Ekundayo out of the airport.

Akin laughed out from one of the houses.
AKIN : Wow! Brave man....... I know you will come looking for her... Or do you think we are so dumb that we allow you to see the ID card? Or the Van/bus that was used to kidnap that little thing..

KINGSTON: I thought you've let her be... You never loved her... Because if you do, you wouldn't kidnap her, or puts the life of her parent in danger...

AKIN: You are a great idiot! I kidnapped her simply because I wanted her so badly and will even do more... I don't care what happened to her parent. Its their child am in love with and not theirs.
Guy, if you provoke me here now I go call my boys out make them come discipline you.

KINGSTON: discipline me? Do you know its Kingston Daniels you talking to?

He hasn't finish his speech when four guys came out behind him with Base-ball stick. He gulp and stare very well at their face. Trying to calculate if his techniques would save him from here. Before he realizes it, their number has drastically increased. This time, some elderly men had joined them.
"Here is one of the criminal that came to rob our street last week. I saw him." Akin affirmed.

This time Kingston knew he was in deep problem. If he waits, he would be mobbed. If he runs, will he escape? The robbers that raided the street cart away millions of naira and lots of valuables worth the same amount of the money stolen. He looked so scared and was sweating profusely. He needed to act fast or he would be decompose in minutes. A guy was very close to him, he drag him closer to himself and landed him a stormy fist on his face and began to run. Stones, planks were being thrown at him. He jumped every obstacle on his way. It was like in the movie, but Kingston needed to be alive to save Ekundayo.

Cutting streets to streets, jumping cans and cars, yet some faster legs almost catch up with him. The one which was closest jump and grab his leg. Kingston fell, turned, and gave him the beating of his life before continuing the chase of life. He only had the idea of the area but didn't know much about the shortcuts there.

He continue to run, climbed a fence and another guy catch up with him, landed a very fat plank on his arm. "Arrrrgh!!" Kingston groan, he was mindless of the pain, jumped over and continue his journey.

He could see a police station ahead of him, so he increased his speed despite the pains he suffers. "Ole! Ole!! (Robber!!)" Was been echoed everywhere. A particular woman saw Kingston approaching, she quickly went inside her shop, get a water she had just finished using to wash pepper, and pour it at Kingston. The water went straight into his eyes and everywhere became black to him. He couldn't see the way forward, so he was hit by a moving truck. He wiped his face with his cloth and he manage to see that he was some metres to the Police station. He screamed.. "Help!!!!" But his voice was not loud enough!

"Gbooa!!!!" Three base ball sticks landed his head and he went unconscious. Then they drag him to a field. By then, he has regained his consciousness and they beat him until he has little breath left in him. Akin watch them tie him to an abandoned car, pour petrol on him and the car. Kingston cried the more, but his voice sounded like that of a cat. The most eldest man amongst the angry mob walk up to him, slap him severally, kick him with his leg, then bring out a matches. Seeing the matches, there was a great cheer in the hood. Kingston watched with his deformed face, but couldn't utter any words. "Is this how am going to end my life?" He painfully said. Tears rolled down his eyes as he watched the angry mob jubilating over his predicament. No one to help him out.
"Kingston help me!! I know you can hear my voice! Please help me. I am in great pain" Ekundayo screamed out from the booth of the abandoned car where Kingston is tied.

The devilish looking elderly man, light up the matches and was about setting Kingston ablaze, "Wait!!! Someone else is inside this car!" Kingston shouted with all strength he could gather.
Instantly, the matches fell and it caught fire........


To be continued........
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 8:02pm On Mar 01, 2016
I appreciate this a lot bro..... God bless!
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 9:40pm On Feb 29, 2016
EPISODE 12

A month later, both Kingston and Ololade left the hospital smiling. A week later, the wedding took place. The wedding was very successful and no itches was found. It was the talk of the town. Massive crowd, massive money, massive owambe package!

 A week after the wedding, Lolade and Chief Alesh had their honeymoon trip planned to Bahamas,while Ekundayo and Kingston would stay back at home(Lolade's house). The school which they both enrolled for hasn't being in session so they still have a little time together. That's under maybe.

Everything is set for the trip to God's own country and Kingston isn't happy with the sudden arrangement which Chief Alesh made that he should stay and watch over Ekundayo like a body guard. Ekundayo wanted influenced the idea through Ololada, but the unexpected my still struck in.

Kingston packed the couples luggages and outlined them well inside the Infinity jeep booth, the journey was set. Ekundayo jumped into the front seat and winked at Kingston. With a very disgusting look, Kingston reciprocated.

EKUNDAYO: Honey, your baby is doing just fine....

KINGSTON: Rich witch, stop that rubbish right here right now!

EKUNDAYO : what's that? See, the earlier you accepted it the better for us!

KINGSTON: Are you trying to threaten me with that bastard in you? Tell me how can just one hard time become pregnancy?

EKUNDAYO: what do you mean by that rubbish? You call my baby bastard? How dare you......

OLOLADE: ***cuts in ** who is calling who bastard.?

EKUNDAYO was about talking when Kingston jumped in, "what she actually meant was that, no bastard can stop you couple from traveling 2day!" Without delay, they all went to the airport.

There were plasma screens of arrival and
departure times on the wall of the airport.
People were lined up at the check in desk
with suitcases and baggage. There was a
sculpture of a whale with water cascading
from it's mouth and flowing down it's tail
flukes. In the background soft classical
music played. In the arrivals lounge there
was a curious mixture of bored and
excited people. Some looked like they were
waiting for a bus, others like they were
children waiting for Santa himself. Some
lounged on the low comfy chairs and
others bounced on their toes. Kingston tried as much as he could to ignore Ekundayo who was looking rather uncomfortable while she relaxed on mini couch. Ololade and Chief runs around to get their ticket signed and waited for the call of their flight to be made. The stood at one corner and started kissing.

The terminal building was more
like a large shed than a modern airport
building. The walls were a drab, olive green, decorated with faded posters of the island and looked twenty years out of date...
The airport had been derelict since the
uprising. The mall area had been looted a
decade ago and the once automatic doors
lay permanently open. People used to
come here to sleep in the early days,
snoozing on the uncomfortable chairs or
lying on the floors like corpses. They
assumed that the government would get
control again soon and they could just wait
in the airport to be fed. Meanwhile they
surged into the food court and ate like
locust until their bellies were full and the
kitchen's empty. All that was left of them
now was their detritus, the litter that blew
like tumbleweed in the gusts from the open
doors....

Kingston thought "My stomach was churning up and down it was so terrifying thinking about being 2000kilometers off the ground there were so many things that could go wrong as it was 1stairplane. Nonetheless, I was very eager as me and my family are going to go to the most tranquil place on earth."
He was jolted back to reality when the chief tapped him, shook him and told him to take care of his beloved daughter. They both laughed and the couple went their ways. Very close to the departure terminal, Ekundayo shouted "Daddy!!!" Then she fainted!

With so much joy, chief turned to give his daughter a cute smile cum waves but he was shocked when he saw his child fell to the earth in his very eyes. "Dayo!!!!" Chief shouted. Suddenly after taken two steps, he held firmly his chest as he gradually bend until he also fall to the ground.
Kingston running to assist the men who were carrying Ekundayo, he left them rushed to where Chief was also being assisted. Ololade watched in awe, thinking her dream was about to be a scary reality.......... She also fell but mistakenly hit her head on the standing brick beside the Locker-Wheels.

Kingston watched the three most important people in his life drop dead right infront of his very eye. He was clueless, he watched them until the ambulance came and take them all to the hospital. Then reality struck him that another truck has come to pick up Ekundayo and not the same kind of ambulance that was used to convey chief to the hospital.
Now, it seems like a kidnap to him. A very coordinated one at that... He rushed to rescue her sister.
Literature / Re: EMBITTERED (taste Of Blood) Episode 2 by gbishancomedian(m): 7:13pm On Feb 25, 2016
CHAPTER 6

He saw the school Uniforms of his kids soaked in fresh blood. He sat on the floor crying like a baby....
Then he Rnn out 2 check where she would still find her. His phone ring again and there was a quick quickly gist on how to survive.
His phone rang again, now picking it, he has already activated a pro-active app to determine where the caller is calling from but he heard weaken him. "Dad... Pls help us..." do rubbish and u are a dead man." The voice on phone shouted. He began to wonder who must have gotten the big heart to kidnap my children. Then and unknown number call him again, he pressed it and shouted " what is it Now" Then a gentle voice replied, " here ur wife's voice "Honey....... Honey!!!! GbOA!!!!! Was heard at d back ground as if they just shot somebody dead. The phone slide from his hand he knell down and cry the more.......

A car came to where he was standing and was asked to enter.  With his fury filled eyes, he reluctantly entered. The car zoomed up. the driver asked him to put a black vail on his face and ask no question if he still want to see his children alive. Not quite long the car stopped.  He heard the driver saying on phone, "okay" and the driver's door opened. He slowly removed the vail on his head, and look towards his right. He saw his kids alone standing with someone he could not identify. Suddenly he heard the Sound of a coming train..... He tried to open the door but it was locked. The glass was a tinted and strong one, he tried and tried, sweating seriously, the car was pack on the railway. Suddenly we heard loud crash sound...... Like a bigger machine is dragging a small rusted chain...... The train had crushed the car with Felix inside. He was killed by the train.
Revenge is the hot food served cold. Elizabeth came out from no where and walked away with the two kids in a black toyota camry.
Who is next?? What's next?
Literature / Re: EMBITTERED (taste Of Blood) Episode 2 by gbishancomedian(m): 7:09pm On Feb 25, 2016
CHAPTER 4

Dr Micheal was seated in the banking hall waiting for his turn. The short slim cashier brought a huge Ghana must go filled with money. One of the security personnel guiding the bank followed him to his car, he gave the police a tip, and drove off.
He got to Doctor Johnson office and told him he has collected the money to carry out the much awaited contract from the state government. The contract was import some drugs used as vaccine to curb the growing Epilepsy in the state.
Dr Micheal never trusted anybody since his wives sister plotted her death. She (Micheal's sister) confessed before the cancer ended her miserable life. Now faced between loyalty and trust. Dr Johnson made some suspicious call but Micheal never bothered.
They have been friends since their university days. The wear the same clothes, eat in the same plate and even build the Hospital the both works with their money. They are more like brothers than a friends. Micheal handed over Johnson's share to him, as he was about to check it, a nurse rushed it as if there was an emergency. It was all a planned. He (johnson) took that time off to send the address to the dreaded gang.

Micheal took some pre-caution by paying some police officers to guide his house for that week. The money was too much, #150million naira cash to be precise. They were 5doctors involved in the deal, which means they would share the #50million gain equally. As at 10pm, the total amount of money at #90million. #40million to be shared by them and the remaining #50million to be paid to the international drug manufacturer as part payment nd the rest would be paid when the drug has finally landed.

It was 12pm,  Juliana and her siblings already sleeping in their various room, when they heard a sporadic gun shots near by.......
Micheal woke up, checked the time and it was 1:30pm..

To be continued...........


CHAPTER 5

Micheal peeped through the window and saw the lifeless body of the police men paid to guide the house.
He made a quick move, ran to Elvis (2nd born) room, to wake him up so dat they would hide..... As he opened the door, he saw a thunder strike-like stuff........and black out.
The moan of his second daughter woke him up. While he was using his hand to clear his face, Elvis tried to carry his father up, as he the move, one of the gang pulled the trigger...and it went straight into his heart. He died instantly. The father begged them it tears, he gave them all the money at his disposal including the salary of his workers. The gang leader led Juliana into her room, and had a full of her. All these girls were all virgins. Juliana came out of her room with blood stain on her night gown, Mariam (the last child) was sighted as she was trying to hide wen the gang leader called Banger to lay with her.
Juliana stood up, picked up a pen and strike out Banger's picture pasted on the wall.... She sat down and had a full drink till she slept off.

***2Weeks after***
Elizabeth was approached by two gentle men, they came to her chamber to inquire of her and would love to make her a private attorney. She looked closely at the one on stripe shirt and a black jeans as if they've met before. She quickly took and excuse brought out their killer's file and glanced through the pictures. "Yes" the he is standing. He's fond of licking sweet wit stick. She smiled. They sealed the deal, and the two men left. Meanwhile she has gotten their data and when she asked of their profession, they told her " cleaning merchandise". She thought for a while and smile... Its time to clean them all... Or what do you think.

Juliana showed Elizabeth of her latest discovery. They joked and laugh as the have all the information they needed about their victim. Felix (aka Machine) is a very fast calculating young talented guy. He deals with tracking and hacking victim's devices and breaking security protocols. He's never caught unaware, he always have a plan B...
Juli gathered he has 2kids and a pretty wife who's a model for designers.
The door bell sounded and Felix opened the door, he saw a  courier handed him a box. He looked at the lady suspiciously and she forgot to make him sign.  She quickly ran back know again, and gave him the jotter to sign.
Felix relax, picked a bottle of wine and relaxed.  He got hold of the box and open it....  Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Felix screamed!!

What next...........?
Literature / Don't Kill Yourself Over A Mistake. by gbishancomedian(m): 12:08pm On Feb 25, 2016
When I started using Biro in my primary school, and I made a mistake, I would try hard to erase it. Sometimes I would use chalk, but later it would reappear. So I began to use saliva, it worked only to leave holes in my book.

My teachers then used to beat me for being outrageously dirty. But all I tried to do was cover my errors. One day, a kind hearted teacher who loved me so much called me aside.

“Hey Little Boy!, anytime you make a mistake, just cross it and move on. Trying to erase it would only damage your book”.

“But, I don’t want people to see my mistake and laugh at me”, I protested.

“Trying to erase it will make more people know about your mess, and the stigma is for life”

Have you made a mistake, cross it and move on.

Don’t try to create more irredeemable errors by trying within your power to erase it.

To error is human.

#Support The Movement! #Life Goes On, No Matter The Errors!

#greatfriend
#mcgbisha

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Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 11:53am On Feb 25, 2016
EPISODE 11

There is a real fire on the mountain, it does not matter how fast you can be, the fire is so wild and its capable of destroying the indestructible. The party continued as if nothing happened, except the sudden squeeze in people's face. How will Lolade explain this ordeals, husband and step-daughter in hospital on the same day.

Kingston was ignorant of what happened, he continue to clean up the party venue. After a while, he noticed some very quick quietness. He tried decipher what could have make King Sunny Ade leave on time, and some of the rich guest were also on their way. This didn't go down well with him so he moved to ask one of Lolade's friend what happened.
"Aunty Bisi, what went wrong, why is this place so quiet? How is my sister?"

"Your sister is very fine and sound. Just that Ekundayo and Chief collapsed and have since been taken to the hospital."

Suddenly, a young girl of 9years old presumed to be a close family friend to Chief Alesh rushed to them (Kingston and Aunty Bisi)and pointed to the direction where Akin was seated, with is face covered with a black face-cap together with two of his friend. "They held aunty 'dayo by hands, gave her a drink, after then she fainted." The young girl said.

Kingston laughed out loud and stylishly left Aunty Bisi hanging there. Suddenly he moved with a speed of light to catch Akin and his friends. A very calculative criminal indeed, tap his friends and run away from the hall.

"Call the police!!!!" Kingston shouted. Some other men who were family friends to Kingston too also joined the race.

The chase was very fierce, anyone could get hurt. Kingston isn't going to forgive him this time. One he made him walk home naked, two got him jailed, this time, he would pay. He caught up with one of Akin's friend, out of fear, he jumped into the gutter and got himself wounded. Without looking back he smile and continue his chased.

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At the hospital, the doctors were running from pillar to pole on how to save Chief's life. "Chief hasn't responded at all, everything we've given to him seems to be against him. There's possibility he"s bleeding on the inside. So, as professional, we have run some tests on him and the last result we got has a resemblance with the X-ray performed. We are taking him to the theatre to perform a surgical operation on him as fast as possible. In view of that, we need you to signed the consent letter". The doctor said.

Lolade broke down and cried the more. how could she explain what happened. It is a bad omen for marriages. "Please, can you guarantee the safety of my husband after the surgery? Lolade begged. "Don't worry Madam, just pray for us. And remember,we only try our best, only God heals."
The wheeled chief off to the theatre.

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Kingston's close padi were holding the two Akin accomplices while Kingston continue to chase Akin, whose speed has reduced due to the injury he sustained when he jumped off a fence. In no time, he caught up with him.

He gave him the beaten of his life. He wanted to push him off the cliff, but Akin kneel down and beg profusely. "Why do you poison Ekundayo!!?"
His face had been deformed like beast, his voice had suddenly become squeaky and has a funny tune.

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After two hours in the theatre, the doctors and the surgeon came out with a very feign face, like they've digging the groung for hours. Seeing their faces, Lolade began to panic. "Chief, please don't leave me.... My husband to leave me... " She cried bitterly.

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Kingston's friend in conjunction with some Area boys tied Akin and his cohorts together and were ready set then ablaze. The heavy presence of the police saved the day.

With this slight turn around in this story lots of you would think the writer is confused, wait for more confusion coming your way.

The Doctor continued to stare at Lolade who was asking a million question per seconds. One of the doctors, aged and was wearing spectacles, moved closer to Ololade, glued his hand to hers and take a deep sigh.

DOCTOR:  Atimes, we all wish the sun should shine all day and the moon all night. We even feel the rain never stop dropping but when the controller switch of a life gadget, we must respect his orders. Chief Alesh, I mean your husband, is a good man, a veritable and unusual philanthropist. My entire team tried, we gave our best. It got to a stage, his pulse went to zero level, we threw in our expertise and thank God we excelled."

OLALADE : **cuts in*** Doctor, just tell me what I want to hear and stop trying to console me. Ku ku ma tell me sey Chief has passed on.......

DOCTOR: On the contrary madam, .........I don't know the best way I can tell you that your husband stuggle for life was aborted.

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While the police was trying to settle the dispute, the matter turned, Kingston family member accuse the police trying to conspire with the criminals and the likes, the rancor continued until one of the policemen angrily cock his rifle and shot in their midst. The bullet went straight into Kingston's forehead and he fell to the earth.

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OLOLADE: meaning!!!!!!

DOCTOR: Am sorry, we lost your husband, Chief Alesh!!

 She screamed out of her unconsciousness in the hospital. She has been in coma for days, due to the accident she and her brother had. It was a terrible one. The car would never be amended.

"Thank God honey, you are alive!" Chief Alesh voiced out.

Suddenly a very short(midget) nurse rushed in, sir, Mr Kingston too is alive!!! Ekundayo rushed out of room where Lolade was, and make way to Kingston's bed. Kingston was put on life support and now he's back. Bandages all over his head and lap. Ekundayo watched him as tears drips from her eyes. She loved him.

Ouch!!!! Did I just scare you, that's the fun in writing. Thanks.
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 11:32am On Feb 25, 2016
EPISODE 10

"Thank God we are alive!!" Kingston said. The car was a right-off. Only a slight wound on Lolade's elbow, while Kingston had some cuts on his head and some scratches on his arm. Lolade did not utter any word simply because she felt she was the one who asked him to increased the acceleration.

Ekundayo was expecting to have the normal Nollywood style of pregnancy symptoms, while She has forgotten that there's  different strokes for different folks. Her confusion grow more because she still see her menstruation but the persistent stomach ache made her doubtful, so she decided to visit the nearest clinic, there she got the shock of her life. She was 8weeks pregnant. Her Dad would be highly disappointed. The truth must not be uncovered, it may end up breaking the families apart or otherwise strengthen them.

A week after that, the wedding plan was over and it is the time for the wedding proper. It is the popular Owambe party. By that I mean, a large, grandiose party thrown by Nigerians anywhere in the world, especially Yoruba Nigerians that involves a lot of food, dancing, loud music, and spraying (Nigerian term meaning the act of throwing money on a dancing person). There are often numerous guests, and usually the guests are divided into groups according to their aso ebi (uniform - some people might wear white and blue, some gold and red, etc). These parties take days and
sometimes weeks and months of preparation,
and have been known to block entire streets and roads, especially in Lagos, Nigeria. Money spenders looks so glittering in their unusual attire, with wonderful cum creative style of different colours of Lace, Ankara and Guinea were on display.  Some beautiful ladies were also colorfully dressed to impress, suppress and oppress both married and unmarried men at the party.

Best of wines were on display, an expensive buffet and the Event centre was filled to the brim. The chairs and tables were segmentalized accordingly, middle class were seen together, while the rich are busy getting connected in the inner chamber.

The car park was filled with varieties of expensive cars. The bridal train were out of this world, and the Buba and Agbada used by the grooms men were also majestic.

The normal traditional engagement /marriage mostly presided over by an Alaga Iduro and Alaga Ijoko (Party Commentators/marriage interface). Well wishers were really enjoying the trend and funny renditions of songs remixed or coined out from big artistes in the industry. All the family members of both couples were filled with joy. To Chief Alesh family, it was a perfect time to bring in a mother for her only daughter and also the opportunity to have more heirs. To the family of Lolade, it was a perfect time to break the yoke of loneliness and singlity in her life. It was the time to totally forget about widowhood and time to start life afresh.

The presence of Chief Alesh awaken a total new side of life into the hall, as he and his business associates and partners parades themselves as friends and prostrated to the families of Daniel(Bride). Showers of blessing were rained on them.

After too much ados, it was time for Lolade to step out with all her gracious and awesomeness. Her beauty flashes across with an electrifying shock like a spark of a thunder and every man, I mean, every single man present envied Chief Alesh.

***song**
"Ololade Teni emo re o, Te le mo
 Iyawo teni e mo re o, te le mo" (Here is the wife you don't know oh, you don't know!)
The Alaga Ijoko sang.

After the whole procedure, Chief Alesh was ask to carry his wife, kissed her until they were pronounced  Husband and Wife. The cheering from the crowd almost surmount the woofing voice of King Sunny Ade.

Some people were also seen jumping from one seat to another so they can collect more souvenir.

Kingston was the chief drink server, sweating like a Xmas chicken, running from nook and crannies of the hall trying to make sure everybody is satisfied..

Ekundayo was no where to be found. All her friends were gorgeously dressed and they were really partying hard. Akin was also sighted at the party.

Chief Alesh and his new bride Ololade were seen dancing on stage with King Sunny Ade when suddenly someone rushed to the stage and deliver a very bad worrisome message to Chief, that Ekundayo has fainted. Hearing this, Chief Alesh ran away from the stage. He was almost at the door when his legs missed and he fell terribly and he also passed out.....



To be continued.........
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 11:08am On Feb 25, 2016
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Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 12:24pm On Feb 23, 2016
EPISODE 9

The wedding plan begins as everybody began to sought for one thing or the order. Chief Alesh, as old as he his, was seen relaxed and watch the wedding planner make use the resources at their disposal.

I wonder why women are found in every part of businesses, they tend to sacrifice lots of time and resources to get all the information concerning every businesses they find themselves, and they were not caught unaware.

"Rough out the timing: While you don’t have to set a firm date now, it’s smart to have an idea of what month or season you want to marry in. Then you'll know how long you have to get things organized.
Because your wedding’s size determines where you'll hold the party, how much it will cost (prices usually rise per guest) and whether travel will be involved, creating a guest list is one of the most important
things to do. So make your list; your fiancé and both families should do the same. You can, and likely will, cut later, but this first number will be your base." The wedding planner said.

Lolade seems to be very excited with such a outburst from a potential and the best wedding planner in town. "So like how much should we you to get this things done?"

"It's rare these days that the bride’s
parents pick up the whole bill, so decide on your bottom line. Find out from both sets of parents if or how much they can contribute"
The lady said again.

LOLADE: No! I don't take that, you are too cool for my liking. My husband wants this wedding be the talk of the town? Name your price Madam. We are capable. Infact, we don't have time to waste, we want this wedding come up in the next one month.

LADY: I don't know before oh. Since you want your wedding to be a big society party, you......

LOLADE: Abeg! Its like you don't know my husband. Chief Alesh!

LADY: WHat Chief Alesh That's the man that wants to marry you? You are too small for him. Am sorry oh, but many times I have arrange top ladies for that Man but he just ignore us. I suspect......

LOLADE: Ma, you are an idiot! You have the guts to look me in the eyes and say this about my husband? Oloriburuku niyin ma(You are a misfortune woman). I can't believe you just said that!

The LADY jumped up and landed a dirty slap on Lolade's face. And Kingston was waiting for her sister in the car. A perfect driver in this time of need. Lolade did not think twice, he retaliated with four dirty punches, leaving the Lady devastated and falls terribly on her property. Kingston hears loud shouts and grinds and the noise the staffs of the old Lady are making. "Bros, your sister is fighting with our boss oh" one of the state intimated Kingston. Without a word, Kingston rushed in and found the old Lady on her sister, biting and raining slap on her. He quickly carry the old lady then stand in between while they continue their feminine war. Suddenly the old lady picked up the bottle and tried to land it on Kingston's head, but Kingston was smarter, he quickly kept his sister behind him and the bottle landed on his head!!
The Old lady wanted to run away from her office but the fierce eyes of Lolade glued her to her position.

KINGSTON: Madam, see what you have done? Now I want you to tell me what really happened now or else I destroy here within seconds!

LADY: see the truth of the matter is that, this lady did not offend me. But I am only acting based on what I heard.

KINGSTON: what is that rubbish you heard.....

LADY:  **sniff** one of my friend owned a salon, and that's where this lady comes to do her hair most of the time. She told me that, Chief Alesh was her man friend. They have been dating for three years and just suddenly Chief stopped calling her. She was of the view that Chief and this Lady met at her salon, and why would this lady go ahead with the relationship when she knew about the former. So when she came here today, I decided help fight for the right of my friend.

KINGSTON: Okay...what you did is what a good and most likely a foolish and daft friend would do! When a man leaves you for another woman, instead of dying and killing yourself, why not try to ask why he never propose a marriage to that old cargo? we know people like you, since you can get it, you will try as much as possible to make sure nobody does. You are such a shameful idiot. Next time you pull this kind of a stunt, you'll rust in hell..

He hissed and they left. It was a sure scary movie acted out live and no single word was heard afterwards.
Kingston switch on the ignition and the car was in full speed. The road seems free and Lolade seems to have calm down. "Aunty, please get some of your friends and let them plan your wedding for you, so you don't fall into the hands of these mischievous slowpoke again." Kingston advised. Not long, there was a beep emanating from Kingston's phone. He checked and saw Ekundayo's number. He ignored the call several times but there's always a text message you can't wait but read.
Kingston increased the speed of the Honda Element based on Lolade's directives so she could meet up with her friend waiting for her at home. The call stopped but several text messages came into the same phone. There was a ditch some kilometres ahead but Kingston decided to read one of the disturbing texrt messages forgetting he was on the highway  got his eyes fixed on his phone like someone who had just received a credit al. " Kingston, I am Pregnant!"

Seeing this, Kingston went totally numb, he couldn't see the ditch ahead of him on time, he made a quick swap but it was a late attempt which made the car sumasalted three times.....


What rubbish is this?

To be continued..........
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 12:21pm On Feb 23, 2016
EPISODE 8

Kingston rushed out of the car and found the boy bleeding profusely. He quickly search for any piece of cloth to wrap round the wounded area. He couldn't find any, so he tore a piece out of his jacket and wrapped it round the boys leg. Two crates of egg were already shattered on the floor. The younger sister of the egg-boy was also wounded and Ekundayo did not move an inch from where she was. Kingston quickly picked them and wheeled off to the hospital.

He got home late and his sister was very annoyed with him simply because Ekundayo reported him that he had been drinking with an unknown friends in the area. Out of annoyance he walked out of his sister and didn't come back home until the next day.
Certainly, he was not in good sound of mind.

"I made it Dad!!" Ekundayo said to her Dad on phone. "Yeah! That's my baby... This calls for a celebration. What's your score?"
"298" "
"Wow! That's massive. You have got the bragging right to choose whatever course you wanted."
"Yes, its high time you fulfill your own part of the contract, because I have just done mine."

"What option do I have now? Settle down in the school, and I will surely fulfill my own bargain of the plan."
Father and daughter seems very excited about her result. A gift of a personal ride was discussed extensively and finally reached a conclusion. Kingston hasn't been having a good time with her sister. She complain at every slight mistake and forgotten chores, but kept the distance strong between him and Ekundayo. Who was never tired to keep stalking him in the area and also report any unusual act.
"If I may remind you, you will be 24yrs in the coming days, and yet you have nothing to show for your man-ness. You are just a waste. The young girl you see has your enemy has finally gotten an admission into that same school which you have remain adamant of going for six years in only one attempt." Olalade said. Kingston sighed and entered into his bedroom, still couldn't know why his sister always jump into conclusion without asking question first. To her surprise, she found a piece paper on the dining table, picked it and couldn't help it but shoutout "Wow!!! Jesus you are so good!!!" Her beloved and stubborn brother actually passed his jamb. He scored 280. How will she confront him this time. Just then she remembered her food was on fire. She quickly run to the kitchen, to her surprise, everywhere was in smoke. She covered her nose with her hand suddenly there was an explosion!

Kingston rushed into the Kitchen and found fire encompassed everywhere. "First thing first" he muttered. He kicked the door agar, picked up his sister and rushed down to exit door. Placed her well on the floor then rushed back inside to stop the fire which has started to travel from the kitchen to other apartment of the rooms.  He grabbed the fire extinguisher and spray it to the fight fire. It could only do little as more is need to be done or else the entire building would be an history. He saw another gas cylinder lying underneath the cabinet. Before another explosion could occur, He rushed into the fire, with all his might and carry the cylinder. By this time, fire has caught his cloth. If he spend more time in holding the cylinder, he would get lots of burnt injuries.

He quickly rolled on the floor and the fire on his cloth surmounted. The upper cabinet are already gone, and the fire is on the cotton. No one to assist him and blood already dripping from his injured back. He looked so fearless and determined. Suddenly, there was another Explosion! Throwing him out of the kitchen. Without the thought whether he was wounded or not, he rushed out side, get a ladder and climbed to where the GP tank is. Open it and pour the detergent in his hand and rushed back down. Quickly, he grabbed a long Fitting for connecting hose couplings with dissimilar threads but with the same inside diameter. This would make the water more extinguished and would be able to suppress the fire. In less than 15mins the fire was totally quenched and lots of people around applauded his effort to save almost three house after his house.

He has learn so much of how to safe life from his beloved father. A fire-figher and a counselor in a local government. Many times he watch his father and his colleagues display their unreserved desperation and tenacity so save lots of life engaged in a fir outbreaks. Though, the night before the fire died, there was a community rancor and lots of houses were set ablaze. Kingston and his father dedicated their lives and help several house as they quenched the troubling fire.

 At the mid-night, his father went missing, and the whole community went disarray. He was found dead near his house with fire burns all over his body. What he learn 7years ago tend to pay a lot today. He saved his sister. Kingston deserves a kudos...
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 12:13pm On Feb 23, 2016
EPISODE 7

A week after the strange entanglement, he could still not fathom reason behind his action and the reaction may cause him more than he bargain for. The weekend was the exam, and Ekundayo never stopped reminiscing on what happened with his great enemy. She forgone the hatred and decided to give him a piece of him. Kingston has begged her that what happened between them was only a mistake, that he wouldn't do it if he's in his right sense. Ekundayo felt so bad, cried nights without no one to console her.

****JAMB DAY ***

Unfortunately, Akin and Ekundayo were both in the same centre.  Ekundayo has dispatched herself solely off Akin and this doesn't go well with him. He wanted to get his love back but she was long gone.

The exam was an easy ride and everybody seems to be smiling after the paper, but Kingston isn't liking the life he's getting acquaintance to. Chief Alesh gave him one of his numerous car to convey him and her daughter to their respective centers. Kingston couldn't concentrate but managed though he almost hit a papper seller. Thanks to the brake. This time, will he be able to withstand the hit, the fire in Ekundayo's eyes and her revealing upper breast. Ekundayo, against all odds rushed to him and landed a hot kiss on his lips. With all pleasure, he accepted her and quickly adjusted her trouser, which has become to gain a sudden strength. The entered the car and drove off.


Due to the heavy traffic, they were unable to get home early as expected of them. Not long they got to a lonely road, very quiet, and no car seems to be plying the lonely road. Kingston quickly swap to the road, then stop half way. He looked into Ekundayo's eyes, those eyes were soul drenching and tempting, he stretch his two arm to grab her chick, drew it to himself and kissed until they were both naked. Without mincing word, another rounds of emotional entagleness. So filled with passion and pleasure.
Suddenly, there was a loud horn from a heavy truck. The moans and 'hmmms' was too intense until finally the flash light from the heavy truck illuminates the car, then Kingston jumped up, grabbed the staring, start the car severally but nothing happen. He wanted to open the car to escape, but the entire door has been locked and except the car engine starts, it cannot be opened. The more he tried, their fear grows. They looked at each other once again, get hold of themselves, smile for the last time until the truck climbed and crush the car to pieces.!

" Kingston!!! What are you thinking"
Ekundayo shouted from the owner's seat. He jolted back to reality, sweats overwhelmed him and he looked at Ekundayo with a strange face. He parked the car, open the door and hand over the car key to Ekundayo.

KINGSTON: "You are possessed! Take your father's evil car and leave me alone!"

EKUNDAYO : **slapped him*** What's the meaning of that? Don't you ever talk to my Dad like that okay?.

KINGSTON: **Angry** if you dare touch me with that you filthy evil hand again, I will squeeze your brains out!.

EKUNDAYO : I don't know what has come over you, who will take me home? Are you sure you are okay?

KINGSTON : You can enjoin the host of heaven to come assist you! I don't like you at all, and I am not going to fall for your trap again.

EKUNDAYO: trap? What do you mean by that trap?

KINGSTON: oh! Nice one,  by now I think you should know I don't like talking to a dummy like you. You lured me to having sex with you. Its nothing but a pure bewitchment! And I hate you for that!

EKUNDAYO: ***Smile** Like seriously? You don't mean what you just said? Did I grabbed your lips? It was not bewitchment when you unhook my bra like a mad dog, you were not trapped when you laid me down and made me a woman. I should have reported you to my dad and your sister that you drugged and raped me.

KINGSTON: how come your family is fond of conspirations? Do I look like somebody that fear anything? You raped me and its not I who raped you!

EKUDAYO : You are a great fool. When you are busy thrusting in and out, you were confessing how much you loved me, now you call me a conspirator? You must be mad! After getting a full of me, you are now saying I rape you? In fact, you are the biggest dummy and doll baby of the 21st century! I don't know why I allowed you to touched me.! In fact my Dad must hear this now! ***crying**

She brought out her phone, pressed her Dad's number and dialed it. With a speed of light, Kingston collected the phone from her, the drivers door angrily, and just then a the door hit a boy carrying crates of eggs and her sister. Ekundayo laughed out loud,




To be continued.........
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 6:09pm On Feb 20, 2016
EPISODE SIX
Everybody at the tutorial centre were very happy to
see Ekundayo returned, Kingston did not bother what
others would say, he resumed too anyway. Akin was
shock when he saw him, that he ran out of the class
with his friends.
Ekundayo decided to show some kindness to
Kingston by paying for somethings he bought, but it
hasn't been easy as Kingston always turned her
down. I believe Ekundayo's decision to make friends
with other ladies in the tutorial centre was for her to
get Kingston's attention. Kingston, a one man mopol,
cool headed and dangerous. Things like lady and
money doesn't seems to freak him, so he chose to
live a life though quite hateful of few, but worth
embracing by many.
2 weeks to jamb, so as not to miss her, Akin decided
to ask Ekundayo out officially, and the condition given
to him was to pass the current Jamb and make his
way into the same university with her. Akin wasn't
okay with such a response but he did at last.
Kingston doesn't go to Chief house but Ekundayo
spends most of her weekends with the new soon to
be step-mum. While at Kingston's place, she feels so
at home and wanted to engage Kingston in
conversations. At times she would even jump in
between when he and his sister are talking. Yet,
Kingston ignored like a piece of rag.
One afternoon of such weekend greetings, Kingston's
sister had gone out leaving KIngston and Ekundayo in
the house. I guess it was a deliberate act. Kingston
heed himself in the room and concentrated on
reading so that he would make the cut-off mark
requirement by the university of his choice. This is
his 6th attempt at jamb and it hasn't been a fruitful,
so he's putting his heart into this, so he could make it
count. "Its either now or never" Not long, he started
hearing some funny sound emanating from the living
room. He wanted to know what must have caused
such a sudden pain that would later warrant a
laudable cry. He continued reading his books
ignoring the unwarranted disturbances and a fake cry all to get his
attention. But the more he tried to ignore and
concentrate, the more his mind get fixed and went
before him to render a sure assistance to the
aggrieved.
Without wasting time, he ran to the living room and
to his dismay, he found Ekundayo's face soaked with
tears.
KINGSTON: ***stare at her for ten minutes before he
later spoke*** What is this?? What is the problem,
and why are you crying like I pass my neighbor
generator?
EKUNDAYO : Am sorry for disturbing you. Its just that
I have been having issues with this maths. As you are
aware, our exam is around the corner. I can't afford
to fail this time.
KINGSTON: ohh.. God! Why did you have to come
today? So if you see someone that will teach you the
mathematics you won't cry again?
EKUNDAYO: Yeah...maybe!
KINGSTON : so where is the question?
EKUNDAYO: here is the Question:
He handed it over to him as he moved a little bit
closer to her so he would be able to explain it better.
Solve the two equations:
Equation 1: 2a - 5b = 11
Equation 2: 3a + 2b = 7
Its very simple just that make-up has taken the place
of book in your lives. I mean the ladies.
Answer
4a - 10b = 22 (Multiply by 2)
15a + 10b = 35 (Multiply by 5)
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19a = 57 (Adding)
a = 3
*** Ekundayo already yawning and this could piss
him off, a little warm tap on her shoulder, she
shrugged and reconnected her concentration.
Put a = 3 into the equation 3a + 2b = 7:
9 + 2b = 7
2b = -2
b = -1
So the answers are a = 3 and b = -1.
"Do you understand? KIngston asked. She smiled
and said " yes".
Please I don't understand 'Democracy' and Delegated
Legislation' in government, can you please teach me?
He couldn't reject her plea reason best known to him.
He tried as much as not to have any eye contact with
her and yet he failed himself as much he tried.
As soon as he was through, Ekundayo jumped up
and hung herself to Kingston's stiff body. He was
cautious as he did not move any part of his body.
Ekundayo's eyes got stick to his as she began to imagine his soft arms wrapped around
her, the throbbing hands rolling down her waist till
she become uncomfortable. His arm was so warm,
and she felt safe with him. She definitely wanted
more than a hug.
Out of anger, Kingston grabbed her by the waist and
tried to pull her off him, but as soon as his hand
touched Ekundayo's revealing skin, he felt a chemical
reaction within him, the more he tried to push her
away, he pulled her to himself until they fell together
on the chair and their lips got inter locked together.
The more Kingston tried to retreat, the sweeter her
lips becomes. The feelings became so intense as they
continue to enjoy the texture and pleasure of
emotional delicacy. They held eachother so tight
breathing heavily and sweating profusely without no
clothes until he made her a full grown woman..
Suddenly he jumped up from his bed. Which kind
dream be this nah?! Panting heavily like a goat which
just escape from a lion's den. He was trying to get
hold of his breath, when he checked his side and
found Ekundayo lying naked beside him on the same
bed...
"How did this happen?"
GOBE!!!
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 8:50pm On Feb 19, 2016
EPISODE FIVE
Chief!! Chief!! Chief!!! The Doctor shouted severally.
The Chief had fainted after hearing the suppose bad news from the nurse. But on the contrary, she only went unconscious.
CHIEF : ***crying** Abeg why are all this happening to me... My wife just left me, and now my daughter is dying! *Sob*
DOCTOR : Chief, you need to keep calm now, your blood rise has gone so high. Meanwhile, you need to take heart...
(Hearing this Chief cuts in....)
CHIEF : what Oh my God!!! (He fell from the bed and fainted again!)
The Doctor quickly gave him an injection and placed him back on the bed. The Doctor went back inside to attend to Ekundayo. The Doctor has designated a nurse to help dress the various wounds on Kingston's body. He was give two cans of milk to drink and relax on the bed. Yet, he didn't utter anyword. His sister begged until he slept off.
The doctor has suggested to the sister to allow him to rest, maybe that would allow him to reconsider his stands. Though, he has not said anything so with that, this kind of character baffles everybody.
The doctor returned back to Kingston's bed and
wanted to talk to him. Hopefully he would listen to him. Perhaps if there's an offer attached to it.
DOCTOR: Kingston, I understand how you feel
perfectly, but I don't want to bore you up with my stupid ideology. You have been of great help to this family and not only the family but you would be doing your sister a great help. Because, the happier the chief, the peaceful the marriage your sister with the chief. So the sole key to that happiness lies in your hand.
KINGSTON : ***Silent***
DOCTOR : ***Faced the sister*** Say something to him please..
LOLADE: Kingston, am so sorry for accusing you
wrongly. Not that I didn't believed you, but
sometimes, the act you displayed are mostly
questionable. I was only trying to remind you what Mama had said.
KINGSTON: ***Silent***
LOLADE: please say something..... That young girl needs your help. Even if her father is a devil, do your own for God. Don't pay evil for evil. Please! This is the only man that has been helping us after I lost my husband. Aunty Riki stopped sending money because her husband has no job. This same man is responsible for the payment of your fees and he has promise to do more.
Remember, you advised me to accept him, you said Kola isn't coming again, and because of that, he sent me another angel if form of Chief, so that he can take care of us. Remember Kingston.........please save her...
Kingston looked at her, tears flows down his eyes, shook his head and stretch his hands to the doctor.

*****FOUR DAYS LATER***
Ekundayo and his beloved father left the hospital, while only Kingston's sister accompanied them.
There seems to have been a synergy between the two as the gist and play like old-time friends. Ekundayo has begin to love her new stepmum.
Lolade just finished her youth service at Kaduna,
there she met her old childhood friend and a
classmate. After rejuvenation of old feelings, they became attached and fond of eachother. Against all odds and warnings from her grandma not to marry Kolawole all fell on deaf hears. The marriage went on as planned. It was the talk of the town, dignitaries of various works of life were present at the banquet.
Six months after the entanglement, everything that seems sweet became a mixture of fallacy and truth.
Which could she take? Everything seems to be a flash, and she started to regret her reactions and song of regret soon become her favorite. Kola had become a chronic drunkard and a drug addict. This happened shortly after he loss a huge amount to a failed contractors. He continue to get more worst and worst as each day that passes. He soon turn his wife.
To a punching bag out of frustrations and
depression. Hallucinations sets in one night, as he began to see lots of creatures and he shouted "Am going to catch you foolish birds" . Lolade heard this while she was in the kitchen, she was 3months pregnant too.
Before she runs out to stop him, Kola had jumped out from the window, to the balcony then to the down floor. Landing terribly on a fence with different sharp irons placed on it. Her screams made her to loose that pregnancy and she was hospitalized for almost 2years. It was at this time that Kingston decided to come stay with her. At least to have someone around to relate with.
She was alone for more that 3years, and kingston has been manly enough to most of the time fend for them. He abandoned school to raise enough money to survive daily. Until a ear ago, when she came home with lots of goodies, dismantled it and flushed down in the toilet. She complained to Kingston that her new boss wants to marry her. Kingston sees no big deal in it so he advised her sister to accept the offer.
Literature / Re: Story Title : SPARE PARTS By Mc Gbishan by gbishancomedian(m): 12:28pm On Feb 19, 2016
Am sorry for the mix up. The two Episodes are correct! Jahbless. Thank u more! Read on joor!

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