₦airaland Forum

kenzysmith:
Oliseh should shut is mouth even though they didn,t pay u should tanks amaju for giving u the chance to sit on eagles hot seat and enjoy ur ist salary pay for the past month wetin he even they coach we need a foreign coach am in support with d nnf let nigerians leave amaju to take our football to the next level is it bcas he is not for from the north or south dat all of u re all fighting him

Someone should kindly help us interprete this, in English. Plz!

Sunbassen:
The first page is page 1 of 2 , where is page 2 of 2 ?

Haha Daddy! U saw the acc statement for February 1 to 29 nd u also saw total at the base. February, 2016 had 29 days nah. What do you want to see on page 2 of 2? Acc statement for February 32?

bjdon:
Chi, Buhari will shit in this one's mouth and he'll call it bush meat! Zombie O Zombie!!

Lol

mrvitalis:
Fortunately for Nigeria I have an idea to solve this problem

lay the pipe line on the road path so that it can easily be watched or subsea pipeline systems
before u shout I have done a project on this and will forward if need be

With those pipe lines passing the bushes there is no way we can save guard them completely
It's an expensive project but desperate times calls for desperate measures

In sane Countries, gas pipes nd even gas stations are not allowed to be or pass through residential/urban areas. Imagine having a blowout on third mainland bridge in Lagos on a Monday afternoon.
Don't present that your project in an international conference outside Africa because they will ask you where you are from.

kestolove95:
Buhari 8months is far beta dan gej;s 6yrs

Haha stop nah. Fear your God. You know you are lying, don't you?

Aufbauh:
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity"- Martin Luther King
Fayose refused to learn that the more he let himself go, the less others let him go.
Olofofo Governor!

With your comment here, you have done to him the same thing he does to Buhari. Haven't you?
Olofofo Nairalander!

ajani1978:
Look at ourselves someone lost 50,000 just only 4 days, my question is that if you have Light for 4days you gain 50k will you be able to pay 5% of your profit for light provider? Let check ourself before blame government all of us have a roll to play to make Nigeria great. God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Lol, what is this one saying?
Kinin wi?

Untainted007:
Nothing we no go see for this country Nigeria. Anyway the token is something a lazy fella who has no job but predict another person's outfit. If the person has set for work as early as 5am and yet not back home till around 8pm in the evening. Where will he/she have the time to predict a multicolor outfits? Next person pls................. Click like if you think it doesn't worth it or share if you buy the idea

Lol Haha! Nigerians!!! Haba! Must we criticise everything? Ok let me put it this way too: if you yourself had set out for work by 5am and you are still not back by 8pm, would you have had the time to come here nd criticise someone for just guessing correctly d colour of the dress a Celeb wore to an event
Going by your philosophy sir/ma, you qualify as a 'lazy Fella who has no job' too!
Abii ki le ni mowi

makizee:
i remember Pops (May Allah have mercy on his Soul) taught Mumma who later became an even better driver than him. funny thing is they will start the lesson, all smiles and all and return home frowning..lol



It is not easy teaching your wife how to drive mehn

this is very true.

Stalwert:
because of hating BUHARI you couldn't even charge your phone.

Being a wailer shouldn't preclude you from rational thoughts. What is deceitful of the statement? Time wasted on the filling station can better be used in a more productive pursuit. You have not made any point neither are we going to make your point for you.

Sir, you must have missed the part where he said "this should not be so"

IPOB123london:
mr man; u really dnt need to tell what we already know

a average yoruba talk from both side of their mouth

imagine Soyinka coming down heavily on BOO hari but only went ahead to congratulate me when he won

the trait is deadly than cobra

First, It's an average not 'a average'. You are welcome. Secondly, read your comment out loud to yourself three times and you would notice dt it does not make any sense. Just say 'I hate yoruba people' period!

Kagarko:
FFK Enough Is Enough But Only For The Wise


Hello "ganja" boy, your insistence on living on the
white powder have encapsulated your mental
faculty to discern between what is right and
wrong, good and evil, your desire to be hired as
a barking dog have turn your little left of your
human-ness to evaporate, though your bad-
mouthing against certain section of the country
is in your pedigree.


Whatever you are using wether in smoke, sniff or
injection to numb the little discernibility in you,
let me use the little space of rationality in-
between your periods of madness to inform you
that you don't have the monopoly of madness,
you neither possess the prerogative of insults
and abuse, neither your brain is the only brain
that can sniff, smoke and inject mindbloating
substances, hello, wait a minute, whatever you
are, we can produce your counter that will beat
you in the game hands down, want to try it ?
Fani Kayode, you are nothing but a similitude of
an expired harlot that is making noise to attract
an inexperienced fornicator. Let no one throw
caution, let the line be drawn, you cannot villify
my Faith, castigate my traditions and institutional
leaders, insult my region and Emirs and expect
me to smile at you.


Idan ba ka daina zakin Musulunci ba, idan baka
daina zakin Shuwagabannimu ba, idan ba ka dai
zagin Arewa da YanArewa ba dalili ba, toh, kowa
ya kurba bakinsa, da sannu zaka zama abin
misali a tarihance.

but you would smile at him if he keeps quiet while your brothers are busy annihilating his own people in his own land!!!
He gives you space in his territory to rear your cows (something you can never do), you destroy his farm, his food nd massacre his people!
Nd now you say you won't smile at him? Who cares if you frown your way to comma?

Awon omo irankiran oshi
Won ko ni aanu omo lakeji loju rara

balash:
Wetin be Bank Manager job for bank?

Wetin be CEO job for company?

Wetin be Judge work for Court?

We have 36 governors...Ministers...Senators..what do you want him to do? As a president? Walk to lagos ibadan expressway to inspect the ongoing projects?

Go to court and ascertain best judgement on kanu and metuh?

Or confront fashola on his electricity price hike?

Abi what do u want him to do!! I don't get u this people O

personally, I want him to - maybe from now on - stay in the country and spend more time going through documents as important as the National budget properly before signing and presenting it to the Senate or the public in general. I want him to sit down and do his job.

kunlewoye: I wouldnt understand what you mean by 'funding'. The system is not bad at all, though.

good day elder! Plz be specific, how much in Nigerian currency would be able to fund a masters degree in the Uk. plz start with ur schl. thanks cos i would love to do it over there but you know 'poor pple like us'.

brownlord: Am batch c serving in one of the state I won't want to mentioned, so many things r wrong with NYSC after our passong out of orientation I asked myself of what use is NYSC to this generation, take it or leave it, is of no benefit to us at the moment, its only an avenue for the highly placed govt officials to siphone our treasury, billions of naira is invested in this nonsense called nysc yet the graduates come out roaming this street, Nysc is a waiste, Nigeria is cursed, and Nigerians r foolish

There is no need for those bad words. Do something about it if u want d change so badly!!!

thelastPope: Can you give us something intelligent please. This sounds too childish. Sorry no offence intended

I know. No offence. Its childish because I don't see it d way u see it. I agree with all ur points now boss!

Elueme: Sincere answer bro. If you were the president of Nigeria, what would you have done in the case of Boko haram and jos crisis as a president who inherited both ? I asked assuming you understood the intrigues and politics behind these insurgencies,

I really salute your manners. But I am not the one who recampaigned after running it for one year knowing fully well what the pregnancy would give birth to, I am not the one who removed subsidy, I am not the one who proposed five years per term because I know fully well dt my pple may not give me another four years, I am not the one that wants 1billion naira for feeding allowance, I am not the 1 dt just want to be there, I am not in aso villa, I am not the president of Nigeria. I am just a citizen that can only wish for the best, wish the leaders good luck, say whenever I think something is wrong and also play my own little path. If u re not around there, you can't know whats really is happening there. If I can't do it, I would step aside.

mumumugu: He remove fuel subsidy.we protestd. He put it bak

he permitd #5,000 note, we objectd. He halted

he ask his political oponent RIBADU to head an investigation

he is d most insultd on facbuk and twiter

GUDLUCK = DEMOCRACY

Sir, subsidy removal was a plan, GEJ knew Nigerians would demostrate. Let me tell you d truth my brother, Gej only wanted to increase d price nd his subsidy removal plan was a brilliant mind game. He knew u would cry if he said 97naira so he coined you to make d decision yourself nd now u think dts democracy?
Nd u said he is d most criticised? bro am still nodding my head left nd right. I don't think u v ever lost a family to the BH bombing or close one in the Jos slaughtering cos if u av, criticizing on facebook nd twitter will not only be d issue, u'll actually want him removed.

thelastPope: Can you list what he did because I can't see much of what he did. We all concluded he did next to nothing but gave him some slack because of his health issues. Yaradua's 3 years where 3 years of stand still in Nigeria. Nothing happened.

Respectfully sir, I think you should not blame anyone for not knowing what yaradua did. Nd who are the we that all concluded that he did next to nothing? If any other past president was in power during the niger delta crisis, I blv we would have seperated by now. Yar'adua used wisdom! he used amnesty. Good leadership is not all about how many committees you are able to set up or the things you do, sometimes, it is about what you don't do. Yar'adua, if he his still alive will never give Nigerians a subsidy removal new year gift and later come out in the midyear to say he would not be doing all he had promised to do with the removal again. This is it my brother= yar'adua saw his problem(millitants) nd did not waste much time to solve it, Gej knows his problem(BH) but still feels with time it will automatically disappear.

Elueme: So far, it's Jonathan.. The must insulted, rediculed and still listens and bends towards the people. He has remained the most dynamic

honestly I have nothing against GEJ but plz stop saying he listens. Did he listen to our subsidy plea. What does he even listen to? may be I don't just get what u re saying.

noblezone: Democracy?

For those who know what it means: this is the first time we are having the signs of democracy.
Were Nigeria to be a nation and not this fraud it is; Jonathan would have shined more as a true democratic leader.

I have severally repeated that Nigeria can not function to greatness, unless we restructure.
Let the six zones manage their resources and develop at their own pace. and it that is not possble, then let us go our separate ways. Enough of this rigmarole.

seperate ways? U must be a BH member.

mondi_cheeks: with these kind of pig brains for men, now i understand why nigerian ladies would rather marry white men lmao

Are white men not men?

Pretty lady: Am a batch B corper delta is a gud place 2 b bt wen u enter work ur PPA tins wella am at ubulu ukw serving ad dia's no electricity here o

so where will u suggest in particular nd d posting policy, hope its not too serious. Hi

son-yeah:
hello bro was posted 2 Delta too.

wow, good to know. I finished from geology dpt, my name Is Shakirudeen, male... U?

Hello Its Delta. Tvz signing in.

Tevez- Delta state

ibromanner: AOP in da building.
Na OYO state fit do am o. PHCN on point. Can't wait for my 19.8k joor.

AOP, gud to know u re here. Oyo is cool.

Shakirudeen a.k.a Tevez- Dpt of Geology. South south by His grace. Gud morning gud pple.