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Fashion7 Places Nigerian Single Ladies Visit When Searching For Husbands by Gidiwap(op): 10:32am On Jul 06, 2016
As a lady, they’re expected to marry on time so they don’t age and not be able to meet the necessary requirements as a wife, or become burden to her family.
Due to this desperation to marry, you’ll find these unmarried ladies in so many places indirectly searching for Mr Right.Even if it’s Mr Wrong, they will drag him to the Right.Lol!
7 Places Nigerian Single Ladies Visit When Searching For Husbands.

1. Churches It has been already been noted that some Nigerian ladies no longer go to churches because they want to meet with God, buh rather they want to entice a young charming man in the congregation with well-tailored clothes that will meet their specifications.They don’t mind attending all the church programmes in a day..

2. Luxurious Hotels They don’t care nor mind spending all their allowances or savings because they want to lodge into a luxurious hotel.
They lodges into a luxurious hotel, having the mind that a rich guy might just throw her a Whistle when she’s stylishly walking around the hotel’s compound.
They do strategize their movement especially when stylishly strolling around the hotel.Buh unfortunately, most of them won’t get a date after spending all of their savings..Smh!

3. Parties They attend every party whether invited or not.Nigerian single ladies are like MTN, “Everywhere You Go”.They will make sure they take snapshots with all men that attended the party whether handsome or ugly, short or tall.Walking up and down the place even though there’s absolutely nothing they’re looking for.
They’re intentionally doing this to get noticed by men.Even their dressing will tell you that this lady didn’t come to party without having an ulterior motive.

4. Social Network Social network is like a second abode for some Nigerian single ladies seriously searching.They’ll be on WhatsApp, Snapchat, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Nairaland even 2go sef.I know these are chatting apps and anyone can use it. Buh they do update things like..”I need someone right now” , “Or My body is hot” , “I’m sexy and I know it with that half-Unclad pics, some even go Unclad completely.

5. Fast Food Restaurants These ones are the jobless ones though.They will go there just to sit and gossip all day.They know about every guy that comes in there to eat, about their life history, the married and unmarried ones, they know them all.They don’t mind wasting their time visiting the fast food restaurant every day.

6. Shopping Malls They already know that these malls have lots of people visiting them daily.Some don’t even have anything to buy buh to intentionally attract the attention of that brother, that only came to the mall, jejely to buy his stuffs.Ladies Ladies sha.

7. Bars And Sit Outs This is also same like Fast food restaurant, the difference is that these ones have a reason for being in the bar, and that is to drink. Some desperate single ladies visit bars hoping a guy will approach her since bars are full of guys.If no man comes or none is noticing them, then what other choice do they have buh to get drunk.
Yes na, such is life, drinking the misery and loneliness away.Seriously most of these ladies that do get drunk are caused by situation.”Condition Makes Crayfish To Bend” *Lol*
http://gidiwap.com/7-places-nigerian-single-ladies-visit-searching-husbands/

CelebritiesHere’s What Happens Next For DJ Obi The World Record Breaking Dj by Gidiwap(op): 5:07pm On Jul 05, 2016
DJ Obi’s quest for world domination is one of perseverance, courage and strength. A feat to inspire for a long time to come. After a grueling endless hours of sets, dancing, coverage, support, and social media dissemination, DJ Obi finally pulled through the mark set by Polish DJ, Norberto Loco’s 200-hour record. At 1:28pm on Saturday, July 2, 2016, Nigeria’s DJ Obi set the new world record for Longest Marathon Club DJing previously set at 200 hours. His new record stands at 229 hours and 58 minutes of straight DJing. What’s next for DJ Obi? Where does he go from here? Rest First, he has to rest. DJ Obi has put his body under intense stress and pressure, depriving himself of sleep for hours on end, standing on his feet countless time, and regulating his food and fluid intake. All of these has taken its toll on the man. There were reports of mood swings, hallucinations and many more by day 5. And he stopped short of his 240-hour target due to medical advisement. Simply put, he could go no farther without further entering the red zone, and imperiling his health more. What he needs now is a nice long sleep, rest, food, and water. All of these would be under close supervision by a medical practitioner, who would ensure that he returns to full fitness. Confirmation of Success Guinness World Records would have to confirm his work, before bestowing the title upon him. Guinness World Records has an expertly trained Records Management Team who undertake substantial research and verification checks to confirm whether a new record title has been achieved. When DJ Obi submitted his application for a new record title, Records Category Specialists carefully assessed it to confirm whether or not his proposal could be accepted, he scaled that, and that enabled him start the challenge. Since he was applying for an existing title, he received guidelines to attempt the record; it is important that he read these and the evidence check list pack carefully, and document all requested evidence. This was carried out, so the Guinness World Records team can assess all evidence provided and verify whether his attempt has been successful. After achieving the feat, He will have to submit his evidence for a new or existing title, in this case, the video recording of his set. The Records Management Team will run comprehensive checks on this evidence to confirm whether it is sufficient enough to demonstrate that you have achieved the record title in question. Once that is out of the way, he will be announced, and sent a complimentary record holder certificate via the post. Payment Would he be payed? No. As the world’s unrivalled authority on record-breaking achievement, Guiness World Records celebrate the world’s best, to inspire ordinary people and to entertain and inform. For these reasons, they do not pay record-breakers for their achievements or for carrying out a record title attempt. They are also unable to cover any expenses, offer sponsorship or provide equipment for anyone attempting a record. In addition, they are unable to make contributions to individuals, charities or businesses. This is to maintain their unbiased stance as the world’s global record breaking authority and to ensure that they are truly inclusive of all applicants. What Else? After the period of rest and confirmation which may take a long time, DJ Obi will start off his press rounds, stopping at Pulse Nigeria during the early part to properly educate, share his story, and inspire more people to follow similar route. This might take up to a month, as he appears on every platform worth their salt. For his personal fortunes, the PR already gotten from the attempt has made him increasingly popular, and driven his value up. DJ Obi’s fees and performance prices are expected to change, with the additional amounts reflecting his new status as a Guinness World Records holder. When you book him for a show, promoters have to also consider the extra attention it brings to their gigs, and so, they have to bump his pay. DJ Obi has gotten into history, shining a light on himself, as well as all of Nigeria and Africa.


http://gidiwap.com/heres-happens-next-dj-obi-world-record-breaking-dj/
Celebrities6 Reasons Why Wizzy Is Better Than Davido by Gidiwap(op): 4:42pm On Jul 05, 2016
Lol lately on twitter & other social platforms the undying & ending comparison between Starboy CEO ‘Ayo Wizkid Balogun’ & Co- owner HKN records ‘David Davido Adeleke’ has become a huge topic. Davido and Wizkid are probably the Biggest music artistes below the Age of 25 that we have in the country now.The constant argument amidst fans about who is better has sparked a lot of controversies ,Blogs,threads and forums. I cannot categorically tell which one of them is better but i Will like to just state this few Things.
(1) MUSIC MAKING: Davido and Wizkid are both extremely talented and gifted in the art of Music making. However, kudos must be given to Wizkid for writing his own songs, Davido is practically enjoying others people Shine and always in on song theft controversy or another ..we all know Wizkid’s Debut Album “Superstar” cannot be compared to Davido’s OBO album in terms of good music, sales, acceptance and awards.
Till date, Nobody has accused Wizkid of stealing their songs, from Azonto to On top ur Matter, Bombay ,One Question, Baba Nla e.t.c ,everything is purely Wizkid’s hard working mind that writes and supplys us good and not stolen Music.
(2) FREESTYLES: Wizkid is better at free styling and taking choruses more than Davido, Take it or Leave it
(3) ATTITUDE: Most People accuse Wizkid of being Pompous. Yes he might be ,but Davido is certainly more pompous than Wizzy. He labelled himself OBO ,sings abt his fathers wealth all the time, beat up a taxi driver,fought an immigration officer and went bananas when his name was not included in The Forbes top ten richest artistes in Nigeria. Yes wizkid is human,calling a fan broke may be harsh but we know some Nigerians can say silly things at times. How many Times ,Davido don throw money for Crowd before? Eh? And he like him fans Abi?? Smh
(4) VOICE: No Stress about this one, we all know Wizkid has a better voice than Davido
(5) FAN BASE & POPULARITY: Believe it or not Wizkid is the most internationally recognized artist in Nigeria and yeah his song with Drake & Kyla is presently on billboards hot 100, so what else , Wizkid has a total of 2.3million+ followers on twitter & Over 1.8million followers on Instagram, Davido on the other hand has a total of 1.8million followers on twitter and 1.4million followers on instagram. So yes! Wizkid is more popular that Davido.
(6) Wizkid made it on his own. Funded and supported by Banky W while Davido relied on his fathers wealth to promote himself and his songs Wizkid is better than Davido, Any Objections??

http://gidiwap.com/davido-vs-wizkid-6-reasons-wizzy-better-davido/
Jokes EtcComedy Skits : Chopbellefull – ( 9jacrib by Gidiwap(op): 1:48am On Jul 03, 2016
This comedy skits won 6th position, in the indomie Chop bellefull contest. This comedy is really Hilarious, thumbs up to 9jaCrib Entertainment and Crew WATCH VIDEO:


http://gidiwap.com/comedy-skits-chopbellefull-9jacrib/
PoliticsIkuku And His Mother Abducted Abia State Chief Judge by Gidiwap(op): 2:53am On Jul 01, 2016
The last has indeed not been heard in
the political drama taking place in Abia
State, South East Nigeria .


Dr. Uchechukwu Sampson Ogah’s
swearing in was frustrated by the
actions of Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu and the
injunction he manufactured from a
state High Court located in Ossisioma
LGA of Abia State which restrains the
Chief Judge of Abia State from
swearing in Ogah.


The revelation gathered by AFN
reveals that prior to the injunction,
Odochi orji, Chinedu Orji and Charles
Ogbonna abducted the Chief judge of
abia and that of the customary appeal
court judge for fear of been probed of
N120b diverted by Sen. T. A Orji and
his cohorts.


This Abia State funds is still in the
kitty of this cabal and they don’t feel
comfortable with Dr. Uchechukwu
Sampson Ogah not exposing them.


The battle is about the soul of Abia
State, while Ikpeazu and his team are
pushing for sustenance of impunity in
Abia State, Dr. Uchechukwu Sampson
Ogah is pushing for freedom of Abia
State from the hands of its mask
masters.

http://gidiwap.com/ikuku-mother-abducted-abia-state-chief-judge-avoid-uche-ogahs-swearing-exposure-n120b-abia-state-treasury-looting/
SportsReal Madrid Named As The World’s Most Valuable Football Team By Forbes by Gidiwap(op): 5:18pm On May 12, 2016
Madrid has been named as the most valuable football club in the world according to Forbes magazine. The Spanish giants has been valued at just under €3.2 billion and top the list for the fourth year in a row. The Champions League finalists are just ahead of Spanish rivals Barcelona. Both teams and Manchester United are the only football teams in the world to be valued at over €3 billion.
Six Premier League teams make the top-ten of the list with Manchester United and Arsenal in the top-five. Despite their relegation, Newcastle United are ranked as the 20th most- valuable team in the world. West Ham United are also in the top-20 and will be expected to rise even higher in the table next-season with an improved television deal and the move to the Olympic Stadium.

NFL team, the Dallas Cowboys remain the most valuable sports-team in the world and are joined by rivals, the New England Patriots in the top- five. The American teams book-end the Spanish duo and Manchester United. Unsurprisingly, Premier League champions Leicester City have not made the list.

View photos here
http://gidiwap.com/real-madrid-named-worlds-valuable-football-team-forbes
Christianity EtcMan Poured Hot Water On A Man As Part Of A “spiritual Warfare” by Gidiwap(op): 7:51am On Apr 26, 2016
A pastor and two other members of his family, including his wife, were
released on EC$5,000 (One Ec dollar =US$0.37 cents) bail each after
they appeared in court on Friday, April 22 on a charge of unlawfully and
maliciously inflicting grievous bodily harm on a man.
Pastor Nigel Morgan, his wife Althea, an office clerk and their daughter,
Crystal, poured hot water on Cuthbert Victory, a mason, as part of a
“spiritual warfare” on April 9 in Marriaqua, St. Vincent, Jamaica. The
three are reported to have held down Victory while their daughter poured
the boiling water on his back.
A video of the incident has been posted on the social network, Facebook,
showing that it took place in a drain along the public road in Hopewell,
Mesopotamia, near the home of the pastor.
The 37-year-old mason, suffered burns to his back, shoulders, chest and
face. He said he had been told by doctors that he suffered first-degree
burns and that the water that was poured on him was mixed with oil.

READ MORE AT. http://gidiwap.com/pastor-two-family-members-allegedly-poured-hot-water-man-part-spiritual-warfare/
HealthSee The Reasons Why You Should Lick A Mango Every Day by Gidiwap(op): 7:49am On Mar 07, 2016
A common nickname for mangoes is actually ‘the king
of fruits’.
Beyond the sweet, luscious taste of mangoes, they also
contain an
abundance of vitamins, minerals and antioxidants that
assure your
optimum health.
Mango is rich in fiber, so if you have at least one mango
every day in
your diet, you are almost guaranteed to prevent
constipation, piles and
symptoms of a spastic colon.
Here are the healthy reasons why you should be eating a
mango every
day.
Views the reasons at
http://gidiwap.com/2016/03/07/see-the-reasons-why-you-should-lick-a-mango-every-day/
EducationNew Vice Chancellor For Michael Okpara ;prof Francis Ogbonnaya Otunt by Gidiwap(op): 6:18am On Mar 02, 2016
Biographical information
Age: 55 years
Date Of Birth: 29th April, 1958
Gender Male
Marital Status: Married
Profession: Mathematician
PROF. FRANCIS OGBONNAYA OTUNTA
Former Rector: Akanu Ibiam Federal
Polytechnic, Unwana, Ebonyi State
Education Qualification

View more at
http://gidiwap.com/2016/03/02/new-vice-chancellor-for-michael-okpara-university-of-agriculture-umudike-emergesprof-francis-ogbonnaya-otunta-new-vice-chancello/
PhonesPhotos: Leaked (photos) & Details Of The About To Be Launched Tecno Boom J8 by Gidiwap(op): 5:36am On Mar 02, 2016
As we all know that Tecno
have worked handy giving forth reliable and faster speed
smartphones. Some of this smartphones includes Tecno
Boom J5, Tecno Boom J7, Tecno Phantom 5 and many
more. The China based mostly OEM, Tecno Mobile is about
to unveil the successor of well-known Tecno Boom J7 which
is “Tecno Boom J8”. Nevertheless, we were able to compile
the leaked specs, options and worth of the new smartphone
with an in depth assessment that revealed by an insider. We
also have some leaked pictures of the Tecno Boom J8.

Visit. http://gidiwap.com/2016/03/02/photos-leaked-photos-details-of-the-about-to-be-launched-tecno-boom-j8/ for more photos
WebmastersRe: Are You A BLOGGER And Ned Help With Your Blog, DROP Your URL Here by Gidiwap(m): 5:28pm On Feb 09, 2016
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PoliticsPDP Mobilizies Thugs In Aba Immediately by Gidiwap(op): 7:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
AFN just gathered a grand plan by
PDP and its leadership in Abia State
to cause mayhem and destroy
life and properties in Aba once
Supreme Court declares Dr. Alex Otti
governor again tomorrow.
Based on the information we
received, Gov. Okezie Ikpeazu and
his team received feelers that the
chances of Dr. Alex Otti being
declared Governor by the Supreme
Court is 80% sure, so they devised a
means to cause great mayhem in
Aba and it environs which may
encourage President Buhari to
declare a state of emergency in Abia
State stopping the inuguration of Dr.
Alex Otti.
AFN gathered that about 1000 thugs
and Abala Boys have been recruited,
each to be paid N5000 and armed
with cutlasses and guns. Based on
the information, they are to attack
areas where Non Ngwas live and do
business.
Abians living in Aba must be careful
tomorrow as they move and should
promptly report suspcious
individuals to the security agencies
immediately. Business men and
women in Ariaria market should be
security focused too.


more photos @ http://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/pdp-mobilizies-thugs-abala-boys-to-cause-mayhem-in-aba-immediately-supreme-court-declares-otti-winner-again/
Jokes EtcRe: When The Calabar Boy Finally Opens A Restaurant In Ur Neighbourhood by Gidiwap(m): 7:16pm On Feb 02, 2016
http://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/when-the-calabar-boy-finally-opens-a-restaurant-in-ur-neighbourhood/ ;Dhttp://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/when-the-calabar-boy-finally-opens-a-restaurant-in-ur-neighbourhood/
HealthAll You Need To Know About Zika Virus by Gidiwap(op): 6:27pm On Feb 02, 2016
From the stable of gidiwap.com

view more photos here http://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/all-you-need-to-know-about-zika-virus/

Zika virus is transmitted to people primarily
through
the bite of an infected Aedes species mosquito.
These
are the same mosquitoes that
spread dengueand chikungunya viruses.
These mosquitoes typically lay eggs in and near
standing water in things like buckets, bowls,
animal
dishes, flower pots and vases. They prefer to
bite
people, and live indoors and outdoors near
people.
Mosquitoes that spread chikungunya, dengue,
and
Zika are aggressive daytime biters. They can
also
bite at night.
Mosquitoes become infected when they feed on
a
person already infected with the virus. Infected
mosquitoes can then spread the virus to other
people through bites.
Rarely, from mother to child
A mother already infected with Zika virus near
the
time of delivery can pass on the virus to her
newborn around the time of birth, but this is
rare.
It is possible that Zika virus could be passed
from
mother to fetus during pregnancy. This mode of
transmission is being investigated.
To date, there are no reports of infants getting
Zika
virus through breastfeeding. Because of the
benefits
of breastfeeding, mothers are encouraged to
breastfeed even in areas where Zika virus is
found.
Through infected blood or sexual contact
Spreads of the virus through blood transfusion
and
sexual contact have been reported.
Symptoms
About 1 in 5 people infected with Zika virus
become
ill (i.e., develop Zika).
The most common symptoms of Zika are fever,
rash,
joint pain, or conjunctivitis (red eyes). Other
common symptoms include muscle pain and
headache. The incubation period (the time from
exposure to symptoms) for Zika virus disease is
not
known, but is likely to be a few days to a week.
The illness is usually mild with symptoms lasting
for
several days to a week.
Zika virus usually remains in the blood of an
infected person for a few days but it can be
found
longer in some people.
Severe disease requiring hospitalization is
uncommon.
Deaths are rare.
Diagnosis
The symptoms of Zika are similar to those
ofdengue and chikungunya, diseases spread
through
the same mosquitoes that transmit Zika.
See your healthcare provider if you develop the
symptoms described above and have visited an
area
where Zika is found.
If you have recently traveled, tell your
healthcare
provider when and where you travelled.
Your healthcare provider may order blood tests
to
look for Zika or other similar viruses like
dengue or
chikungunya.
Treatment
No vaccine or medications are available to
prevent
or treat Zika infections.
Treat the symptoms:
Get plenty of rest.
Drink fluids to prevent dehydration.
Take medicine such as acetaminophen to relieve
fever and pain.
Do not take aspirin and other non-steroidal anti-
inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs), like ibuprofen
and
naproxen. Aspirin and NSAIDs should be
avoided
until dengue can be ruled out to reduce the risk
of
haemorrhage (bleeding). If you are taking
medicine for another medical condition, talk to
your healthcare provider before taking
additional
medication.
If you have Zika,prevent mosquito bites for the
first
week of your illness.
During the first week of infection, Zika virus
can
be found in the blood and passed from an
infected
person to another mosquito through mosquito
bites.
An infected mosquito can then spread the virus
to
other people.
Prevention
No vaccine exists to prevent Zika virus disease
(Zika).
Prevent Zika by avoiding mosquito bites (see
below).
Mosquitoes that spread Zika virus bite mostly
during the daytime.
Mosquitoes that spread Zika virus also spread
dengue and chikungunya viruses.
When travelling to countries where Zika virus
or
other viruses spread by mosquitoes are found,
take
the following steps:
Wear long-sleeved shirts and long pants.
Stay in places with air conditioning or that use
window and door screens to keep mosquitoes
outside.
Sleep under a mosquito bed net if you are
overseas
or outside and are not able to protect yourself
from
mosquito bites.
UseEnvironmental Protection Agency (EPA)-
registered insect repellents. All EPA-registered
insect
repellents are evaluated for effectiveness.
Always follow the product label instructions
Reapply insect repellent as directed.
Do not spray repellent on the skin under
clothing.
If you are also using sunscreen, apply sunscreen
before applying insect repellent.
If you have a baby or child:
Do not use insect repellent on babies younger
than 2 months of age.
Dress your child in clothing that covers arms
and
legs, or
Cover crib, stroller, and baby carrier with
mosquito netting.
Do not apply insect repellent onto a child’s
hands,
eyes, mouth, and cut or irritated skin.
Adults: Spray insect repellent onto your hands
and
then apply to a child’s face.
Treat clothing and gear with permethrin or
purchase
permethrin-treated items.
Treated clothing remains protective after
multiple
washings. See product information to learn how
long the protection will last.
If treating items yourself, follow the product
instructions carefully.
Do NOT use permethrin products directly on
skin.
They are intended to treat clothing.
If you have Zika, protect others from getting
sick
During the first week of infection, Zika virus
can be
found in the blood and passed from an infected
person to another mosquito through mosquito
bites.
An infected mosquito can then spread the virus
to
other people.
To help prevent others from getting sick, avoid
mosquito bites during the first week of illness.
Countries and territories with active Zika virus
transmission
AMERICAS
Barbados
Bolivia
Brazil
Colombia
Commonwealth of Puerto Rico, US territory
Costa Rica
Curacao
Dominican Republic
Ecuador
El Salvador
French Guiana
Guadeloupe
Guatemala
Guyana
Haiti
Honduras
Martinique
Mexico
Nicaragua
Panama
Paraguay
Saint Martin
Suriname
S. Virgin Islands
Venezuela
OCEANIA/PACIFIC ISLANDS
American Samoa
Samoa
AFRICA
Cape Verde
CelebritiesCiara To Perform In Nigeria This Month by Gidiwap(op): 6:00pm On Feb 02, 2016
According to an online source, US singer, actress
and
producer, Ciara, is coming to Nigeria!
Rapper Future’s ex, will be performing at a
show in
Lagos by this month’s end.


More photos


http://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/★-ciara-to-perform-in-nigeria-this-month-★/

CelebritiesKcee Shares Photo From When He Was Just A Little Boy, Long Before The Money by Gidiwap(op): 5:48pm On Feb 02, 2016
KCee is without an ounce of doubt one of the
most
respected music artist in Nigeria today and this
is as a
result of his consistency dropping hits back to
back.


http://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/kcee-shares-photo-from-when-he-was-just-a-little-boy-long-before-the-money/


The singer shared this interesting photo of
himself
from back in the day with the caption:
When KCEE was a boy called Kingsley, now
KCEELIMPO that same God will do it for you if
you
believe say Amen!!!! God will make you bigger
IJN .
AKA #Alhajibureaudechanger #bureaudechanger

RomanceWhy Does Ladies Act Mushy And Surprised When A Man Proposes To Them? by Gidiwap(op): 2:51pm On Feb 02, 2016
To be honest I don’t understand why women act
surprised and mushy when a man proposes to
them. I mean you have been dating and in all of
those two years you guys didn’t discuss
marriage? If you did, why the overly histrionic
displays when a man goes down on one knee to
stain his trousers with Naija dust? I don’t know
how relationships go, see I am a Pope but I
would think if I were ever going to get married,






I
would have discussed marriage a hundred times
with my prospective wife. Type of marriage,
prospective period of marriage, number of kids,
kind of education for the kids, honeymoon
location, choice of city to live in, number of
palmwine glasses I’d get per day, who gets tv
rights when it is Arsenal vs The Promise. I mean
the whole gamut.







So point is, if I am getting married to a girl
she’d know a full year before the proposal. So
why the surprise package? Abi she no believe
me
before ke? Why the occasional tears sef? Are
you shocked that someone you dated for years
is asking you to marry him?
Anyways, before I started dating Chinenye, I
asked her, will you marry me? And she replied
with a sweet smile on her face, draftmaster, of
course you know I’d marry you, you leave me no
choice.









See? Me I done skip proposal and engagement
ring o. I have even done the math in PKE –
Palmy
Kegs Equivalent.

source: http://gidiwap.com/2016/02/02/why-does-ladies-act-mushy-and-surprised-when-a-man-proposes-to-them-writing-by-lobelia/

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