Say you no know book no mean say you no know other things. At least you sabi ball. Wetin you wan those way never even discover their talent do after when dem fail JAMB? Suicide can never be the way.
Say no to suicide.

RIP Lil one.

I wish this Corona would have allowed my bro cross in peace. This was even before people started dying at a geometry rate. He was enroute Sydney but had a stop over in SA where they banned them all from proceeding to Dubai, then Australia... He had to book a new flight to Dubai, then back to Nigeria. We're waiting for this whole corona to go away so he can try again. I wish we had listened to better advice instead of opting for the cheaper tickets. My bro for don japa but we go wait sha. Can't even wait for 27th March again cos na that day gangan dey my mind.
Nonsense and corona.

Cute couples. All their babies will have diastema (gap tooth).
Congrats all the way.

2years ago when my pastor was building his house and these omo onile wahala started. He made sure he singled out the most notorious, elewure. After several pleas and preachings, those touts kept coming and this same elewure led them to stop work from going on. Even though my pastor self get small skunshi for head, he gave them #50k but elewure was greedy and demanded more. He wasn't even the main leader but he get were for head. One Saturday morning, na so my pastor charter youths for church we rent danfo from Lagos to Sango. We'd planned to go act as officers to arrest them and also display small madness. So, my pastor asked some to enter the danfo and others entered his jeep. We were all 10. 2 joined him in his car though.
When we got there, elewure had already asked the workers to stop work. So from afar he sighted my pastor's jeep and stood but the way the danfo overtook the jeep and some of us the youths jumped down elewure shock. Then we ran towards him and baba said he wasn't alone that they sent him. One man from our church was already acting up say throw him in the motto. Baba knew we weren't joking but he was alone at that moment, he started begging. Before we knew what was happening my pastor shouted "emadaloun ologun, emi gan fe fi han leniyi pe ogun wa" (don't mind him he has charm, I want to show him that I have too). Na so my pastor run back inside him jeep bring out four eggs. "Kpa" he begin break egg. "elewure o maa kuleni" (elewure, you'll die today). Na so me, some other youths and the workers come shock say haaa our pastor get juju. I never knew he had discuss with some other youths about that. I just shift back say e don happen if the guys of this boy come here laidis na wahala. Thank God sha, we put him in the bus and drove him to the main leader's joint who warned him never to disturb the workers again. As we let him go, he started telling the others "pastor yen logun gan o. E ma sun mo oo" (that pastor has lot of charms o, don't go close to him o). We were just laughing as we drove to Lagos. They never disturbed again till he completed that building. He became friends with my pastor self as he and his crew supervised the building till it was completed.
After the whole saga, I realised most of those people are just stubborn. Na only mouth dem get.

ogwoliun:
Imagine Nigeria is located in North Africa like Libya, Egypt, Morocco and the rest, the country go don empty since na.

Don't be so sure. It is not every youth that is desperate to travel out of this country. Some have a beautiful life out here.

Not much difference actually, one is with an oily and make up free face while the other is make up-full...
She's beautiful though.

OP, you're part of the problem of this country.
The same complain from the grandparents is what you continued. Weh done you hear...

How helpful true friends are. If you try applying all these rules all in the name of being too careful, you might die a loner. Keep the right company and be of good cheer. Don't think that friend is out to hurt you and don't hurt them too. Then see how the lines fall in pleasant places for you through quality friendship.

The pain felt when one is bitten by mosquitoes at time is unexplainable, I don't wanna imagine how gory and gruesome it will be to be ravaged by these savage wild animals.

RIP to these folks

Nice one girl, be consistent at what you do and make sure you improve on all aspects necessary to boost sales. The lazy ones will definitely run their gutter but pay no attention to them. You'll pay for their hand out and give them a ride soon.


I had a funny experience the first and only time I had this okpa. I thought it would taste like moimoi or better so I bought bread and coke with it (mad combo). I couldn't even tell what it tasted like. I had to eat the whole thing separately. I've not had another opportunity to eat it again.

A 22years old who should be building capacity and legitimately forging ahead through life by working hard at a trade, business or studying. But what have we? A criminal... I hope you learn and be a better person after your years behind bars.

She probably has support from somewhere. In a country where everyone is asked to start a business yet difficult to find customers. Even those who manage to patronize you do so on credit. Many are out there who'd take the job and work on Sundays too.

Question is, should we start avoiding friends like a plague cos they're broke? It's people like her who look down on the "not so financially buoyant" that makes people run faster than their destinies. How many has she been able to give #500k to since she's been on the receiving end of the goodies for a while now?
Abegi, thank God for your life and face front. Just tell us you need views on your short film and stop advising nonsense.

XhosaNostra:
I fell asleep while using my phone & unknowingly, I slept on top of it. In the morning when I woke up, the screen was in pieces. Yeah, I was heartbroken. I felt like I had just committed filicide

Chai... this is strong, sorry. We all do carry our phones like babies. I can imagine the feeling of unknowingly destroying it.

I once removed the charger head of one of my sister's phone cos it was faulty and charged directly. Mhen... the phone got fried and everywhere was just smelling cookies.
I bought one fairly used phone back then at Ladipo and I regretted I did. Seems it was Sony Ericsson that year, I can't remember. It worked fine there but on getting home after rejoicing I got a phone, it stared malfunctioning. I never understood that I should never let the battery die. After I drained the battery just after 11 days of usage, the phone refused to come up even after charging for hours. Mind you, I never let it run out of power for those first 11 days but NEPA did their thing and eventually it was lights out for the phone. The charger, ear piece and all became a waste as I couldn't resuscitate the phone. What a waste!
I've lost count of the numbers of phones I misplaced or got stolen from me. I'd attribute them also to my carelessness at times. I've lost different phones in the cab. Gionee, itel, Samsung note 1, Nokia C3, BlackBerry Curve, BlackBerry Z10 and Q10, the list is on like that. Like three different phones were stolen in the laboratory back in school and I also lost two during my clinicals. But the most recent was last year December 7th on a Friday. I just took a slight nap at the reception as I covered for the receptionist who quickly went on an errand and a patient walked in and stole my infinix hot 6 and and BlackBerry Z10 (Yes I love that phone). I woke up looking like a fool when I discovered the phones I kept just beside me were gone. Thank God all lost phones were not the very expensive types (iPhone comes to mind here). The fear of loosing them has always made me go for less expensive phones. I've been very careful with this Xiaomi I'm using presently.

Story of my life

Hintona:
Checks your grammar before you posted

Adaksbullet, come and carry your wife abi na rival o.

Snakes have always been the ones at the receiving end of these brutal killings but today the table has turned. RIP woman.
Most anti-venoms are costly and specific. You hardly find them in the pharmacy of private hospitals. Probably they couldn't identify the species of snake that bit her. They should have made incision around the bite also to allow some of the venom flow out with blood.
All in all, the medical facilities available failed them. Sorry.