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Autos / Re: Clean Honda Accord 2003 For 700K (09053462518) by GMbuharii: 12:13pm On Jan 05, 2020
bodaola:
Honda Accord 2003 EOD for 700k
Location: Abuja.

Da'lla,help a student,#450k... harmattan. Nagode
Foreign Affairs / Re: Animals In Australia Emotional Due To Loss Of Homes (photos) by GMbuharii: 12:09pm On Jan 05, 2020
afamed:
Even Animals in Australia have emotions more than Boko haram.

These animals as fellow citizens will be better than Boko haram,apc zombies, coneheaded structures BMC chop-money mentals like helinues and their Hausa sponsors
Wo, happy new year lzaa immhotep



My bro ye can say it again. God bless you and thanks to lzaa for this new sense well received by you, thank you

grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Hoists The Red Flag Which Is A Traditional Symbol For War by GMbuharii: 12:02pm On Jan 05, 2020
Afamed:
[sub][/SUBNAHALLAH]

This one has finally succeeded in borrowing data from Glo again





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Politics / Re: FFK Mocks Gbemi Saraki After Kwara Governemnt Demolished Her Father’s House by GMbuharii: 11:56am On Jan 05, 2020
Coneheaded structures= dogs eating dogs

Beware of them

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Hoists The Red Flag Which Is A Traditional Symbol For War by GMbuharii: 11:50am On Jan 05, 2020
afamed:
shocked



I entered the new year ejaculating, my mates were praying.
Someone said it is a bad omen.

They may be right if truly Iran wants to go to war.

Because by the time they are through with USA and Israel, some of us might not even have any semen left to ejaculate again.

I just hope they don't transfer some aggression on those holding ElZazaky because Trump has pushed Iran into Overdrive.
And this anger knows no mercy.

That is what I call a nation.
A country that knows when push has turned to shove.

If it were one country now, it's Minister of Communication would have since given a press release denying the death of any General.

He'd call the missile attack a case of firecrackers and 'knockouts' from excited children celebrating the New Year then blame the opposition for heating up the polity by spreading fake news.

While the Presidential media aide will say that the said General committed suicide just to apologize to the US while zombies like helinues will foam in the mouth and blame ipob.....abeg,lzaa,how's OGBOMOSHO jare?

Bad is bad.
I love the U.S of A but I stand with Iran.


grin

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Politics / Re: Fresh Pressure On Presidency To Bring Daura Back by GMbuharii: 10:18am On Jan 05, 2020
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Pressure to Bring back Daura?!
Is that the most pressing issue in our nation as of now?!

One of the most rubbish and senselessness news we've read in 2020 coming from The Nation Newspaper!

Shattap dia!!! Let the jihadist reinstate daura now and you and your fellow zombies will rant, "well-done our darling daddy,bla bla bla"

MENTALus tantalus 404 griller
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kaylen Ward Raises $60k For Victims Of Australia Wildfires In 24 Hours by GMbuharii: 9:35am On Jan 05, 2020
Doing the right thing the wrong way..... thanks all the same.
Politics / Re: IPOB Hatred For Iran Is Born Of Ignorance. by GMbuharii: 12:52pm On Jan 04, 2020
Senseless thread..

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Romance / Re: The Most Important Question To Ask Yourself in 2020 by GMbuharii: 12:40pm On Jan 04, 2020
ogaVANITY:
Helilnues dem don clone your account. See your photo in his dp. shocked

Where is it nah?

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Crime / Re: Ibrahim Simbabi, Imam Zakari Salihu Killed In Kogi Attack by GMbuharii: 12:37pm On Jan 04, 2020
Patrioticman007:


Please tell them,

Eru 2019

Eru 2020.

Maa worry,by the time they are thru with tinubu, you will confess. grin
Politics / Re: Cardi B Nigerian Citizenship Tweet: Abike Dabiri, Bashir Ahmad React by GMbuharii: 12:33pm On Jan 04, 2020
Esseite:
Cardi is still thinking Lagos is all of Nigeria...

When she sees oshogbo or OGBOMOSHO, with the speed of sound,she will change her mind,that is if her head ain't mined by those coneheafed mining industrialists dem

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Eku weekend O, lzaa immhotep

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Politics / Re: Cardi B Nigerian Citizenship Tweet: Abike Dabiri, Bashir Ahmad React by GMbuharii: 12:30pm On Jan 04, 2020
Cardi jokes or no jokingly speaks about obtaining naija citizenship, APC/buhari/zombies are jumping upandan saying it's an APC/buhari achievement

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Crime / Re: Ibrahim Simbabi, Imam Zakari Salihu Killed In Kogi Attack by GMbuharii: 10:34am On Jan 04, 2020
helinues:
Every attacks now n Nigeria are being perpetrated by Fulani herdsmen?

Poor journalism everywhere
A BMC
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Politics / Re: Mike Ozekhome Gifts Borehole, 50 Scholarship, Other Items To His Community by GMbuharii: 10:31am On Jan 04, 2020
Ndibunna:
He should build that road he set those canopies and the one he is standing.


He should BUILD road!

Hha, grammar sha!!!!! grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by GMbuharii: 8:48am On Jan 03, 2020
ExpozzZombie:
MEET HELINUES. ANOTHER NAIRALAND RESIDENT ZOMBIE

Lzaa immhotep,Biko bia o lolsssssss. grin

They yaff finish somebody this January o. grin


Btw,we don't need charcoal to roast maize again o grin

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by GMbuharii: 8:46am On Jan 03, 2020
Op mind your business...other people do such momentarily,slay queen's twerking on the road, people doing faint dance on the road,etc. So these cadets also felt like twerking,in a manner,on the road. grin
Celebrities / Re: Happy New Year: Nigeria Fireworks Vs Other Countries Fireworks. Photos by GMbuharii: 1:13pm On Jan 02, 2020
RiyaGoddess:
I'm Super Charged & Ready To Bloom!
It's my Season of Divine Order & Year of Obedience. I pray you all see & feel the hand of God in every area of your life in this New Season. Happy New Year Nairalanders.
I Love You All.

How do you operate your okrika biz with the govt ban?
Happy new year
Nairaland / General / Re: Funny But Inspirational Quote I Saw On A Vehicle In Benin City by GMbuharii: 12:58pm On Jan 02, 2020
muyoge:
Dem don deal with this one. Another true life story that touched the heart.

See the taxi cab with confused colours. I never knew there were states in Nigeria with such funny colour combination for taxi.

I don't know why Edo govt changed their taxi/bus Color to such ugly combination. It used to be just green and yellow before.

Well happy new year.
Crime / Re: Man Dressed On Suit Caught On Camera Stealing A Phone From A Receptionist Desk by GMbuharii: 9:26am On Jan 02, 2020
A coneheaded structure for sure
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TV/Movies / Re: Google Celebrate Amaka Igwe 57 Posthumous Birthday by GMbuharii: 9:22am On Jan 02, 2020
Igbo AMAKA..
Nairaland / General / Re: Breaking : Saraki's Family House Demolished By Kwara State Government by GMbuharii: 9:20am On Jan 02, 2020
Evil coneheaded structures.

Well I got not much pity for Saraki....amaechi's turn will surely come
Politics / Re: Fayemi: South West ‘Police’ Takes Off January 9 by GMbuharii: 9:04am On Jan 02, 2020
What kind of name is this, Amotekun?

Well, maybe I should help me onesy with a sentence:

"All coneheaded structures are sophisticated Amotekuns."

"An Amotekuns issa a potential mining industrialist"


Babu,inaaa..let me call am for lzaa pirst

grin cheesy grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Jos Residents Lament As Weather Drops To 9°C (Photos) by GMbuharii: 8:34am On Jan 02, 2020
This is the kind of weather I love.

Just like I live short thick girls grin
Politics / Re: Unfortunate About Ipob's support by GMbuharii: 9:53pm On Jan 01, 2020
overall90:


i don't know if its plain thoughtlessness or sheer stupidity that is worrying you people.
when Sowore was engaging the military government in the 90s,was it because of IPOB ?
when he was attacking GEJ government,did you accuse him of doing it for IPOB?
you expect everybody to remain docile why the country crumbles because of poor governance.
you come here all the time to taunt PDP,forgetting that PDP is the only political platform that had made a yoruba man president,something the action group,UPN and AD of this world could not do for you people.even the APC you people helped enthrone,look at how poorly your region is being treated yet you people can't reason.the only thing you know is IPOB. smh


This certainly is one of the posts of the year 2019.


Please endeavour to make this post a thread, thank you and God bless

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Crime / Re: "I was Paid N210k To Use Favour Daley-Oyedele For Rituals" - Pastor by GMbuharii: 9:41pm On Jan 01, 2020
gaskiyamagana:

Yours is 77 but other pipu of your stuff, it is 72.. Whichever number, it is suprising that they were described and presented in the Bible SONG OF SOLOMON.

Says a bomb expert. grin
Crime / Re: "I was Paid N210k To Use Favour Daley-Oyedele For Rituals" - Pastor by GMbuharii: 9:18pm On Jan 01, 2020
gaskiyamagana:
Is this what Bible taught? Because if he is a Muslim, they will be saying that is what religion of terrorist taught him.

Shut up!! The Bible never teaches such....as against the other book that gives clear instructions to kill infidels to acquire 77 free yanshes in alujanna abi na where sef grin

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Politics / Re: Snippets From President Buhari's New Year Message To Nigerians by GMbuharii: 4:41pm On Jan 01, 2020
If the jihadist is doing now what should have been done long time ago,are we not supposed to be practicing True federalism and Restructuring the country now?

So clueless,a president of zombies


GeneralPula:
The border closure sense make well!!
but no future pikin from yeast....




the border closure sense make well

Please receive sense this new year, quit pettiness and illiteracy, thank you


Lzaa immhotep

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Travel / Re: Happy New Year 2020: Celebrations Around The World by GMbuharii: 12:46pm On Jan 01, 2020
davide470:
Another angle of the Arc de Triomphe! grin

I shot this!

Guy please give us connection

Happy new year

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Crime / Re: Doctor Reveals How He Saved A Man’s Life During His Flight To Lagos by GMbuharii: 12:33pm On Jan 01, 2020
TheFacelessMan:
.

On the 1 of June 2019, a MENTAL quoted a LATNEM

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Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Begin January 1 Drinking In A Bar? by GMbuharii: 12:26pm On Jan 01, 2020
hisexcellency34:
Some people believe the New Year must not meet you in bar. While some people go to church, others may decide to drink their way with friends into the new year.

Is it a sin to begin the new year drinking in a bar?

Ibere Mumuske grin

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