Kobojunkie:
We ask him for a video.

DGimmick:
At age 25
girlfriends; 0
kisses ; 0
sex; 0
hugs; 0

it's not that am not attractive, infact girls even make advances at me but what can I say, I think I'm the worst introvert on earth

You don't know how lucky you are

Curse777:
He might not be going home anytime soon

going home to do what

It's hard to find a soul mate, it's very hard.
How do people find love?

I have always been of the idea that soul mates are real and that love is real. I am still of the opinion but I haven't been lucky.

How do people get true love

Everything looks normal to me

Wow wow wow you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life

spagettiluv:
big boys street,sanrab oke odo,ilorin

how much do they charge?

spagettiluv:
i can give you one address in ilorin.
Nah ibo Girls full the guest house.
It seems they always pack those girls from east down here for prostitution work

Baba share location for me. I have been here for two weeks and I don't see any brothel

PrinceOfLagos:
Nigeria been led by thieves since 1960 till date

Aren't you one of the thieves?

As if the yahoo is easy. You will be begging people online for glftcard

When you see a woman and when you see a snake,... Kill the______ First

Dreal1247:
Wao to God be the glory. I pray that she finds Christ on time and enjoy the divine peace.

You tht have found christ or Allah, who knows you?
What have you achieved?

B

wunmi590:

Marriage is not for the faint hearted, you have money doesn't make you think you are prepared for marriage...
One of the question you need to ask yourself is that, can you withstand all the shenanigans in marriage? Even when you have never had a girlfriend before..

shenanigans in marriage? whats that about

99thEnemy:
Ordinary Accident na im armored military vehicle scatter like this ??
Then what if na bazooka or RPG?
It is useless then.

Death is to the military as water is to fish... no one lives forever anyway

hhhahhahh

chukwuibuipob:
u are looking for sugar are.Can u marry Baba daughter from ijebu ode

Where is the job . Women no like stress

Lilpen3758:
leave me my think of my future ....

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen on Earth

Pulsenaija:
I didn't want to make this post but I figured it's the latest way people scam vendors so this post is to create awareness. Make other vendors shine their eyes.


On Friday morning, someone inboxed me that she wanted my number cos she wants to buy hair. I gave her my number and she sent a WhatsApp message asking about a particular blend and my account details. I told her it's available, price is 16k, delivery to her house is 1500 and sent my account details like she asked. She disappeared and didn't say anything again.

I thought she wasn't interested and continued gisting with Shugs.

Around 8 pm, she came back and sent me a receipt. She sent me 16k. She didn't send delivery fee. She now said I should make sure it is sent before 12 noon on Saturday.

I was taken aback.

How do you pay for a hair by 8 pm on Friday and demand that you receive it before 12 noon on Saturday? We didn't discuss this. You didn't let me know.

I told her she would get the hair on Monday. Dispatch riders don't work on Sundays and we can't send on Saturday since she paid by 8 pm. She picked offence and started demanding for a refund, insulting me, calling me a scammer.

I asked her to pay her delivery fee. If she had paid delivery fee I go know where to start looking for dispatch by 8 pm. And see if they would agree to pick up and deliver her hair before 12 pm. But she refused. That she'll pay the delivery guy when he comes to deliver the hair.

Wahala. I told her e no go work.

Next she started calling and calling and calling. I was out with Shugs and this lady wouldn't stop calling. She was asking for me to either refund her or send my address so she'd send someone to come and pick on that Saturday.

I wanted to refund makana mkpari akaligo but the whole thing was suspicious. The incessant calls and messages no dey normal. I knew something was amiss but I couldn't place it. I said I'd wait a bit before refunding, that is if I will.

Few minutes later, I opened my app to pay for the stuff me and Shugs bought and I noticed the 16k this lady paid had magically disappeared. This was less than 30 minutes after she paid. Meanwhile she was still demanding for a refund or my house address.

I knew something was amiss but I couldn't place my finger on it so I stopped replying the lady and trying to reason with her.

She was calling, sending messages, insults, etc. Shugs said make I comot eye.

The following day she continued. She wants a refund or my address for a pickup. Messages and calls and messages and calls.

I started calling my bank cos that money was still not in my account. I called and after they called me back.
Guess what?
Just guessigodi

The minute the lady paid that money and I confirmed I received it, she called her bank and flagged it as a wrong transaction and asked them to reverse it. That she was scammed abi she unintentionally paid money into a wrong account.

Cos of this, my bank commot am from my account. Yet she was asking for a refund. Nya I should refund money wey no dey my account again. Money wey she don comot.
Her plan was that she would have her 16k that the bank reversed and I'd still refund her 16k from my own pocket. If I no refund the 16k, she wanted the hair. Na why she dey ask me to send the hair/refund by fire by force that Saturday so she'd still have her 16k and my extra 16k or her 16k and my free hair!!!!

Omooooooooo

The bank told me these scams are mostly done on Friday nights/Saturdays because banks don't work on weekends. You can't complain to anyone and you might not find out till Monday and by that time, the vendor has done the refund or sent the goods.

That would explain why she insisted on getting the hair on Saturday.

I said omooooooooo.

Abeg o. Vendors open eyes o.

Also note that I did not receive any debit alert when she flagged that transaction. No debit alert. The money just magically disappeared. So I for no notice am since I got the credit alert but not the debit alert. I just noticed that that money no dey my account again. Imagine if I didn't notice.

Anyway this lady kept on sending messages upon messages and insults and calls. I got off the phone with my bank and replied her that I know what she did and how she planned to scam me. Till now, she has not replied. Person that was calling back to back. Immediately she found out I knew, not even pim till now. That confirmed my suspicions.

So vendors, na another level be this. Be careful and shine your eyes.

Vendors post your ads on https://iselify.com for free

This is eye opening

Alright just like I said that our decisions are based on morals, I finally held on to a resolve and I have given it to the man he sent.

The moment he sent me the money on Friday, the printer stopped to be mine. The only honourable thing to do is send it to him no matter how hard it is to part with the printer.

Sonnobax15:
Guy just use the money do giveaway throway for here....cus it's like nothing before the man....if not,na only am for come collect am by himself
Rubbish.....

Money don go

Seakay:
Haha... This is funny. The devil wants to play with ur destiny. You know the right thing to do. May God help u!

You mean the devil made someone to send me 20k??
There is no devil or God involved in most human personal decisions, it's only based on morals and self conviction.

I have made up my mind to give it to the man. I have even been disturbing him with calls sef. He said he'll send a person to come and pick it up. The man is very unserious sef

I have been waiting here since 4pm. I told him to make sure the person he is sending brings an ID card o

Gadafii:
you are a criminal and just making excuses
i dey shame fro as i dey read thru ur lines of lies.
ur phone fell, ur were feeling dizzy, bla bla bla
criminal oshi

So I will come online to post it if it was a lie? You are shallow bro

Then on Saturday night, I went and bought provision, food and blood tonic make I no go die. Before I realized it, all the 20k was now reduced to 12k. On Sunday which was yesterday, I went and repaired the phone. before I know it, the money was remaining 7k.

On Sunday after repairing the phone, I checked my WhatsApp and saw the man has called me. I called him back and he told me he has arranged someone that will pick the printer up on that Sunday but I was feeling dizzy and stressed. I told him it will be on Monday.

All throughout last night... I kept thinking about my printer. even in my dream I kept seeing the printer because God knows I don't want to sell the printer again but I have spent the money

I am not a scammer. I am just caught in tough circumstances. I am caught in a dilemma. money will always finish but reputation and memories will remain. I called the man this morning and heard a baby crying. Definitely he is a Father and a family man. The voice of the baby has been in my head since this morning. my printer too weighs heavy in my heart. Mr Francis I am confused
I am confused

Feel free to judge me. Caught in a dilemma
I have a printer which I hold dearly. It's the only thing that is most precious to me and the most valuable thing I have at the moment.

Last 3 weeks I fell ill. I didn't have anything to treat myself and I had no one to call on. So I had no option than to post my Printer for sale. A man called and wasn't serious initially and was even flashing me and later Totally ignored me until last week Thursday when he called back to ask for pictures.

Some time wasters had initially called me and I had used my own money to take it to the park and they will stop picking calls when it's time for payment. But this man, when he called again on Friday morning for the printer, I told him I can only go to the park unless I confirm payment because I don't want to be wasting my time.

He dropped the call and chatted me. Then I sent him my account number. He sent me 20,000 naira then I went and packed the printer, left for the bathroom and took my bath because of the malaria sweat on my body.

When I got back into my room, my heart was crushed because I realized I had nothing else again. Everywhere looked so empty. Then I wanted to call the man back that I will send him his money because I didn't want to sell the printer again
then I went out to buy airtime only for me to realize I had no Kobo on me. I went straight to the chemist and bought antimalarial drugs after withdrawing from the 20k (still trying to figure out how to call the man and send his money back.

Then a second thought came into my head "guy, you are a honest man. Send Me Francis this printer". I went back home, with a heavy heart, packed the printer and got a bike. But when I got to the motor park and wanted to tell the man waybill is 3k, I realized the man has deliberately switched off his phone.
(The reason he did that was because he was expecting me to send down the laptop with my own money inside the 20k he sent)

I was so angry and frustrated and I was already sweating profusely because of my health. I waited at the park for over 2 hours calling the man all to no avail. Then my call went through and I asked the man why he had to switch off his phone when a trade is on?

He denied that his phone wasn't off and that I was calling a wrong number. The next thing he said was "so hope you have sent the printer already?" I got so angry and pissed.
And I told him I am at the park and waybill is 3k.

He flaired up and insisted that I should have sent it. Then he switched words again and said I should give them the printer that when it gets to Lagos that he will pay. I told the transport Agent and they said no, that they will only transport good that has been paid for.

I called the man again to tell him and the man shouted at me that he pays for the waybill when the goods arrive. The stress was overbearing for me and I just told the man that he was being too unfair and stressing me.

I got a bike and headed home. my phone fell on the road while I was struggling to hold the printer from falling on the bike. another wahala. I got home and went to sleep without bothering about the phone or anything again
I have been broke and starving for a while. I haven't touched money in a while

111GlassCup:


Who do you know? If you don't know people, don't study some courses .
Also try to pray and Also pay tithe if you are a Christian. tithing opens way for you.

You dont necessarily need to start collecting stable salary before you pay tithe. Try it and give me a feed back. You'll see difference

I don't have money and you want me to pay tithe. Where will it come from

I am tryin this with tears in my eyes . I tired of life and everything it represents. I am exhausted and don't know what else to do. I am sad about my life journey.
After all my struggles to Excel in life, look at where I am today. Stuck in the middle of different kinds of troubles and rejection.

When you tell them what you studied in school, they ask you twice just to be sure they heard you well. Then they collect your CV and say they'll get back to you. Of course they'll never do. Even though the said job doesn't follow your dreams and aspirations but hunger and lack Has reconstructed dreams and aspirations.

Everything just doesn't make any sense to me anymore. At this age i can't fend for myself. I can't afford a clean shave, all my shoes are spoilt due to trekking. The little side hustle I do has stopped flowing.What is wrong with me. what is wrong with my life?

This bank are my mother's money