Romanoff:
I think both of them contributed to the failure of their marriage, the woman, more than the man.

How could you be sleeping with your sister's husband till the point you got pregnant by him and pinned it on another man?

I think it's fair for them to go to the court to resolve their custody issues.

How can you in one breath say that the woman got pregnant for her sister's husband and in another breath say both the man and the woman contributed to the failure of their marriage?

How exactly did the man contribute to the failing of the marriage?

peppermint7:
When Bella shmurda said
las las everybody go kpai
I felt that shii

You only felt it because Bella Shmurda said it? LOL.

FuckThaMod:

First funish us with screenshots of the juve fans not happy with him. You think we don't know it's you Messi fans parading as juve fans?

Yes, Ronaldo could succeed anywhere under any management, drink poison if e dey pain you. But understand he's 36 now and has nothing anymore to prove to you sad cunts. Man will always get old and decline

That you think I'm a fan of Messi is not the tweets of Juve fans showing that they are happy with Ronaldo which I dared you to produce. Let's stick to the issue. If you want to have a discussion, ensure your response is not everywhere. Your response should provide adequate material particular to the point and you should stay on the point.

In light of the fact that you have failed to produce the tweets of Juve fans allegedly being happy with Ronaldo, it is therefore safe to conclude that Juve Fans are not happy with Ronaldo.

On the second issue that Ronaldo can succeed anywhere under any management, let me say a few words. In one breath you said Ronaldo couldn't win the UCL because the management of Juve was everything but impressive. In another breath you are now saying Ronaldo can succeed anywhere under any management. Your argument is self-contradictory. If Ronaldo can succeed under any management as you said, why is he yet to win the UCL with Juve after leaving Madrid that spoonfed him with assists and pre-assists? It shows you lack depth in reasoning and that's why your response is littered with insults that best describe you.

I like that after all your arguments, you finally conceded that Ronaldo is 36 and he is declining. That's the simple fact. He has not won the UCL with Juve not just because of bad management, but also because Ronaldo has declined. That's that. Ronaldo has therefore failed in Juve after failing to win them the UCL for which they bought him.

FuckThaMod:
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First of all, you are not a juve fan. You bitter Messi fans are easy to spot no matter how hard you try, go to twitter and you'll see juve fans even the italians that are very happy with CR7 but disappointed in the club management!

Can you furnish us with screenshots of Juve fans on twitter singing the praise of Ronaldo?

While we wait for you, let's talk about club management. I thought you people said Ronaldo can succeed anywhere and under any management, that he is an all-sufficient player who doesn't depend on anyone to succeed. Do we now agree that one's team and management are the biggest determinants of a player's individual fatwas and that Ronaldo is only a player afterall?

Kingcalls:


Ronaldo did not fail...juventus failed him... has it ever happened when only one player scored all 7 goals a team scored in 2 seasons in the knockout and u say he failed them...

Without targets and set goals, no one would be classified as a failure. Failure results from not achieving a set target or goal. We can say, well, someone tried when they fail to meet a certain target, but it doesn't change the fact that they lost out or failed.

Ronaldo was not bought to score 82 league goals or 7 knockout goals. That was, very apparently, not why they bought him. Man, Juve had just lifted their 9th straight league trophy and were fresh from losing another UCL final when they went for Ronaldo. Juve only had one target/goal within their horizon when they were paying for Ronaldo - to win the UCL!

Ronaldo didn't win them the UCL for which they bought him and it's therefore very safe to conclude Ronaldo failed Juve.

Kingcalls:
Juventus never took advantage of his great talent...had very very very weak midfielders that were not good and crossing the ball well or throwing long passes , or deadly thru balls just like most teams do.... Ronaldo always complained about the midfielders not spotting his runs or openings, even when they do , they are never accurate.... Baba hammer 60 league goals in 2 seasons , only Lewandowski bettered that with 75 goals , Messi 54 ... .. abeg, Baba Don try ...the season juve should have won the CL was in his first season , but the rest of the team dint turn up...

For those saying he left it worse are mad in their head.... 82 league goals in 3 seasons and they say he worsened them... out of his 29 league goals this season , 6 na penalty.... 29 league goals in 33 games

What are you on about, man?

82 league goals that only gave the club trophies they had comfortably won in the past without the 82 goals? What's the use of 82 goals to a team when the said goals didn't win them desired trophy. It should be pointed out and quite loudly that Juve never had league trophy in their contemplation when they broke the bank whoring after Ronaldo - they were, at the time, the reigning champions for the 9th consecutive time. They were bored winning the league.

They signed Ronaldo because they wanted to win the champions league(UCL) by all means having been to the UCL finals twice in recent times and lost both - first to Barcelona and the other to Madrid. In Ronaldo was their hope to win the UCL.

After all was said and done, Ronaldo did not only fail to win them the dreamed UCL, shattering their hopes in the bargain, but their team, for the first time in a month of Sunday, are now struggling adding prayers and fasting to qualify for UCL that they were hoping to win with Ronaldo. It's even more ridiculous when you think that Juve previously enjoyed almost permanent qualification in UCL as winning their league was picnic.

No Juve fan is happy with Ronaldo. No one except folks like you who are his hallelujah boys.

SenecaTheYonger:
This gist again.

I want to ask a honest question, if your girlfriend wears you a condom and allows you to have sex with her, but midway, she changed her mind and said stop. If you didn't listen, is this termed rape by the Nigerian court of law?

Has anyone gone to jail for this?

Abeg stop liking my post and answer the question

An erect penis has no conscience. It's hard to stop a penis already in action.

Well, under the criminal law, consent can be withdrawn at any stage of a sexual act - either before or after the act commences when the girl says she no longer wants to go on with the act. It amounts to rape to still continue nacking when consent has been withdrawn. That you were already inside and the thing been dey scatter your head goes to no issue.

djblue007:
Hello, good people of nairaland. I received this job invite from beebeejump. Kindly help verify and probably share your experience if you have any with them.

Dear Candidate,


Top of the day to you and Trust this mail meets you well !.

With reference to your Application, you are being considered for the role of an Warehouse Officer, below is the schedule of interview chat in our company.

Date: Tuesday, 18th May, 2021
Time: 1pm Prompt
Venue: BeeBeeJump Int'l Ltd (Novel House) Plot 3, Block J, Otunba Jobi Fele way Alausa Ikeja

Landmark: Corporate Affairs(CAC)

Please come along with an updated copy of your cv and a passport photograph

Kindly confirm your availability by replying to this email.

Yours Sincerely,

Rose Obomiata

The grammatical errors and wrong use of punctuations in this mail alone should be enough red flag.

jericco1:
At this rate, those that graduated with first class over here are Einsteinesque

Not necessarily. The metrics are different.

Springboot:


Can you guys stop justifying prostitution in the name of "its her body" would you allow your siblings become prostitutes?

So, you wan go beat her?

Beverlyjean:


Puskas has a better goal ratio than messi as well ...but messi has more goals...no one cares about ratio...its only u messi fans that keep up bringing rubbish to the table.....if its not assist, its shots on target or best play maker

Modified.... no one in this forum watched biscan play , only a few watched Maradona or pele.. van Basten ,cruyff, di stefano , puskas , but they were all remembered for the goals they scored and trophies won...no one knows about the assists they made or shots on target or number of players they dribbled...there's a French player that scored about 12 goals or so in a single world cup , he has the best goal per game ratio in a world Cup but never won an international trophy, no one remembers him compared to pele or Maradona or de Lima... posterity will eventually judge ....generations to come will here the name Christiano Ronaldo, the only soccer star to have a brand name( CR7 )... many decades later, people will hear about him and ask about him more in England , Spain, Italy and Portugal cos he broke records everywhere he played...messi will only b remembered in Spain and barca... no different from di stefano... di stefano is argentine just like Maradona...but argentines only worship Maradona... if Messi don't win any international trophy just like those greats mentioned, sorry to say , he will just end up like just a another excellent player during his days... kanu, okocha , yekini are still on ur lips , but the fans for the clubs they played for have started to forget them

You seem to forget everyone will remember the player with the most balon dor and best player award and that's Messi.

chetmann:
That you topped others never meant you were smarter. When I was in school I hated academic protocols and curriculum. I never topped a class apart from my primary 5, I read outside the scheme topics that i find absorbing but it put me behind in position. In the end it paid off, i did better externally,I got admitted before the toppers,became an engineer,and got employed. In life generally our emotional intelligence ,persistence and grace leads the way to success than IQ and skill. Cheers.

That's not true completely true. 1Q and skills are equally important

ahiboilandgas:
if u buy Fgn bond of 50m at 11 you will be making 475 per months for 15 years ...and the 50 m will be back at expiration..

Can you provide more details to this?

Righteousness89:
Apart from the Reduction in her Body size, what I see is a Lady who once had a sense of decency in the way she Dressed and has now thrown that Decency to the wind in the Name of Fashion!

What I see, also, is that most corpulent ladies are decent because they don't have the pluperfect body shape to don modern outfits. Give them that desired body, and they will walk the street scantily dressed.

Kingosytex:
Well, the first step will be to reduce the number of law makers breakers in the legislature.

Those guys are practically doing nothing to earn the billions they are being paid.

I will also champion massive sensitisation and re-orientation. Virtues like truth, honesty and contentment must be inculcated in the lives of the upcoming generations because this present generation is a lost cause.

How do you hope to achieve the last part?

Humanoid01:

What exactly is the problem? Is it that he doesn't take care of you or that he's not serious about getting a job?

LOL. This babe is playing smart but she isn't really. The meat of her rant is that she wants the boy to cater for her. She wants him to start working, so that he can be sending her money. Money for her is the main reason.

Juell:
which one is "dry cattarrh again? I've only heard of dry cough.

The one that's not running and dropping from your nose. The one that stays in the nose and stop air from coming in

AntiWailer:
It depends.

Some salary earners are able to work very effectively from home.

As a matter of fact, most tech guys earn more this period.

I know Fintechs that pay extra allowance for data and power cos the guys are working from home.

Shebi Fintech has goats as customers and not humans? A dwindled cash flow would reduce the financial abilities of many Nigerians and the result would reflect in fewer and fewer financial transactions both online and offline, which would negatively affect Fintech.

chiefolododo:
it seems you don't know football. Did Ronaldo play the second final?

The one that he played, who was the man of the match since you know football?

chiefolododo:
Nay.Becham is talking of something that happened in 2013, where was Messi when Liverpool thrashed Barcelona 4-0? Rooney is just jealous, Rooney doesn't know that he is better than Messi? If he has a team like Barcelona that plays for only him. It is impossible for you to score more than Messi in any match. He will sell you

Where was Ronaldo when Barca dominated and defeated Man U twice in the UCL?

chiefolododo:
Nay.Becham is talking of something that happened in 2013, where was Messi when Liverpool thrashed Barcelona 4-0? Rooney is just jealous, Rooney doesn't know that he is better than Messi? If he has a team like Barcelona that plays for only him. It is impossible for you to score more than Messi in any match. He will sell you

Where was Ronaldo when Barca dominated and defeated Man U twice in the UCL w?

kestolove95:
I don't know north, south, east or west all I know is Nigeria

People who live in space think like this.

Righteousness89:


So confidentiality in Medicine did not Cover Sawyer the Liberia that imported Ebola to Nigeria...

Confidentiality in Medicince did not Cover the Iranian Deputy Health Minister or the Italian leader that just contracted the Virus?

Isssokay

What's the name of the Nigerian who tasted positive to the Virus in U.S?

sben2308:
Please I have these questions ;

1.On the bill its 14,530 and I pay 13,000 but still PHCN officials came to my house and disconnected my line.Note I pleaded with them severally but they refuse to listen.What is d minimum we are supposed to pay when we receive our monthly bill.

2.Who can I report excess bill charges to because from 5500 to 15k is killing o?

Thanks

First and foremost, write a letter to the Customer Care Unit of your Disco and copy NERC Forum office in your state. Ensure the letter is acknowledged at the point of submitting it.

Then, wait for 15 working days from the day you wrote to your Disco. After 15 working days, write to the Chairman of the NERC Forum office(Forum) in your state. Attach a copy of the letter you wrote to your Disco, photocopies of your bills and make 8 hard copies. Then, take it to the Forum and submit. They will take further actions.