And you're a fastpoke abi? my guy the f** off, I don't have cure for your ailment! Transfer your anger to buhari

jamaicabakare:


I don't need to be told that you're a slowpoke.

Don't know if fela is a blessing or a curse to his female children! They are so weird! Well a sperm mixed with weed will produce something weird! If you know, you know! Meanwhile congratulations to the new grandma

White garmet pastors are only herbalist in uniform! There's nothing Christ like in them all

I'll be ashame if this dude is my leader! So confused! So the Jibril of Sudan fair tales is over right ?

If these idiots are really desperate for pants, why can't they just go to yaba market or super market where they seem second hand pants and bra! At least all those pants have been worn by oyinbo women, they will even get their blood money in dollars

I will always day this, travelling abroad for greener pastures should be the last option for ladies! Unless you're travelling to study, or to meet your husband or a family who's made already, nigerian girls suffer untold hardship outside the country! The pictures on social media ain't the exact situation! Go to South Africa and see our sister litter the street of joburg and Pretoria looking for who wanna fix nails or make hair, it's a big struggle to even get client, yet they have bills to pay monthly, there are places where 4 ladies share just one single room and live like rats in a hole, go to Turkey, you'll find them in the street of instabul acting as intimacy gadgets for the yahoo boys, go to france and see them hawking towels in the beach, in Russia it's worse, in Italy they are prostitutes! Dear sis, don't be deceive by anyone living abroad! Money is not grown on trees, there's no where in the world where it's easy to make it in life, I'm a man and I've stated almost 8years of my life outside the country in different continent! It's not easy for men let alone ladies! Abeg stay where you are and try to make something out of your life! Driving garri with peace of mind is better than eating burger with tears and regrets daily! Some can never and will never come home again and that's how bad it is! I don warn una

Guy man if ah slap you ehn! Who hacked your account? Religion is indeed the biggest problem facing africa in this century

HIV alert! Run for your life

Igbo amaka

That's not true! Still chatted with a friend from Zim few minutes ago

If you don't comment will u die?

Criis:
If you don't show cleavage, will you die??!

I'm a Christian! As for me and my household, Buhari presidency is non negotiable

Madness! Anyways na aboki! Death is a sweet music in their ears

How true is this? Haven't read or heard of this before!

XhosaNostra:


All South Africans are not originally from South Africa. We all came during the Bantu migration to the South, about 2000 or so years ago. Apparently we're from Cameroon or Congo, depending on which publication you read.

OP! I can actually relate perfectly! Let me tell u the problem! Lol ! You're actually more educated than your friend, you perhaps speak better English and your dress sense supercede that of your friend! He probably know if the girl have to choose, she'll probably choose u since most naija girls have fish brain and belive an educated guy will have a brighter future! My uncle fought with me twice over this kind of issue some years ago! I was in my finals while he stopped schooling at the secondary level, on two occasions I tried to keep his babe company, the babe was a part time university student and we get talking deeply about academics majorly, my bro didn't find it funny at all! He said I wanna snatch his babe! And funny enough I was scouting with him, was like his errand boy, yet he still feel threatened! In a nutshell your guy is suffering from inferiority complex! I can swear with my life

Only the miscreants wail

Abeg who be this guy again o? What are his track records

I wish you know the only opportunity you ever have in life to communicate with me is via this means! Keep spewing thrash on a platform created by someone from a tribe that give u headache! I wish you know the more u use your mb the more a certain Afonja named seun is getting richer! You'll all gonna die of hatred your ancestors transfer to u from generation to generation

zombieTRACKER:


Who knows a zombie

With no life....

So say a certain igbo smoker with a failed musical career! Go fix your life first nigger

It's like this dude only achievement is tiwa savage! Guy wetin u want in return na? You don blow the girl, she don even get pikin for u! Why you still celebrating yourself and constantly attributing the wonderful lady success to your existence

shey u don buy nairaland from seun ni? Lol

post=74845524:

Calling the guy an idiot is how u joke?!
Then kindly take your joke to somewhere else young man.
We aren't here for that.
Nice day!
Nuff saif!

No wahala jare! We supporting here in anyway we can! Though in diaspora, we are all excited because one day we will meet a better naija one day when we tired of hustling! Buhari is indeed the biggest hero right now

post=74845467:

You are now talking bro.
4+4 issa GOAL!
To the NEXT LEVEL we go.
For thr earlier post, it's just that we dont encourage such, hope you understand?
NB: we'll get in touch with our MSC bobo!
Perhaps.....

If you don't understand or appreciate a simple joke then I wonder how civil you are

post=74845366:

We don't encourage you abusing anyone on our quote pls.
You can call him names without quoting us.
Be civil!

BBQ how far na? The guy fit be your business partner o! You no reason am? Lol anyways thanks for always casting those miscreants wey no way progress for our land! In bubu we trust 4+4 jare

post=74845073:
Interestingly interesting....
Guess, that is what gives him joy afterall.

Believe in what you do and do what you BELIEVE in.
We can relate.

Last last na python go swallow the idiot

post=74845073:
Interestingly interesting....
Guess, that is what gives him joy afterall.

Believe in what you do and do what you BELIEVE in.
We can relate.

When your village people are in form! Guy better go get life before python swallow u one day

Wonder why your land remain undeveloped ? Tribalism is a very serious disease! Worse than Ebola! In the end you'll still run to the same yoruba land or you're even staying there already Sef! And you can point to at least one member of your family that stays in yoruba land! How many yoruba is in your village? Show some respect to the dead, at least pretend to have sense today

Redoil:
Sweet Fine girl dating a yahoo boy. Very sad.
.
Why is it that most youth in yoruba land are so much into the following biz
1. Yahoo plus
2. Buying and selling of human part
3. Using their family member for money rituals.
4. Deadly Thuggry of the highest order

I think devil created some men as well! This guy and I can't come from the same maker! I'm waiting for anyone who wanna blame the girl here! As in I dey wait una

Scary

Like taking over from your hero EVANS right ? Oponu

hisexcellency34:
Afonjaaaaaaa again! If no be tout, na burglar. Why can't you use your brain for something better?

And the name bukola is from onitsha abi? Who stole una brain Sef? Why all of una dey reason the same way?

nwanyionitsha:
2nd most powerful indeed. Even senate president is more powerful than the vp.
After 2019,you will know the vp position is useleess.

Please remove graphic from your headline! I wish you know seeing dead terrorist bodies give many of us real orgasm! Abeg upload more