Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,149,815 members, 7,806,288 topics. Date: Tuesday, 23 April 2024 at 02:07 PM

Hennesseykrane's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Hennesseykrane's Profile / Hennesseykrane's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Mavin's Di'ja Welcomes Baby Boy (Photos + Video) by hennesseykrane(m): 11:26am On Jul 01, 2016
jaylister:
At least bobby go increase small
Hw she wan take breastfeeding her pikin.lol. No hating grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How He Wonderfully Got A Job In An Oil Coy After A Distasteful Exam At Mobil by hennesseykrane(m): 10:17am On May 30, 2016
onismate:
I had made up my mind to make it in this life no matter what it takes. And when it’s your time, no one can change it.
October 2013 after my passing out parade (POP) of NYSC, two months later I was informed by a neighbour of mine that mobil oil was recruiting. I called about 6 of my friends to inform them so we all will apply. We applied together and we were invited for their test. It was unfortunate when we got to the test hall because I felt it was our first ever attempt of job hunting. The questions given to us, each has 4 options with 2 correct answers. So we were asked to pick two answers from the options. It was so annoying to us. When we came out of the test hall, I and my friends were complaining.
Few weeks later when the test result came out, it was only one of us that made it to the next stage which is the oral interview. The worse part of it was that the guy that made it to the next stage had written mobil test before but never told us. He was used to that pattern of test, he had the experience so he was able to cross. It pained us because he never informed us that that is how mobil tests are so we could prepare for what was to come. It was after he had been called that he began telling us that he had done mobil test before and how they operate. The thing pain me enter my bone because me sef wey get the job information I shared it among us friends and he couldn’t tell us what he knew. Well, after everything I moved on with my life.
few months later, I took out two weeks to move round some major oil companies in Port Harcourt. I got their addresses. I also did research too and got some on their websites. I was preparing to submit physical (hardcopy) CV to those companies. I edited my CV, printed and did photocopies. I took out 2 weeks to submit my CV to about 23 companies in Port Harcourt. Na so I begin wait for calls. One month pass, two months pass and three months pass, yet no call from any company was coming into my phone. Na so I just remove my mind from them. I decided to upgrade my knowledge. Since I studied Mechanical engineering, I felt like going for training on Autocard. After registering for the course, I still continued with my job hunting.
Two months later, still no job yet. I was coming back from Autocard class when I received a call. The caller was a female. She said she was calling from ******* oil, one of the companies I submitted my CV to during my mass CV submission period. I had even forgotten sef. She called my name and asked if she was really talking with me! I told her “yes.” She asked me couple of questions about me which I answered. She asked where I was and I told her. She said If i should come for an interview the next two days. That day sef was the day I was to write my exam for Autocard lesson. I was very sincere. I told her that I have an exam that day and it won’t be right for me to just leave like that but I will inform them first. She said I was right, that I should inform them. After the call I called my people in my Autocard office. They asked me to go that after the interview I should come back for the exam.
I went to the company’s office. I was expecting a major interview but it turned out to be a familiarity session. After everything, I was asked to go to the HR for my appointment letter. I was sooooo happy. When I told my friends, they were so surprised how I got a job in that oil company because it’s believe that if one doesn’t have any connection or any one in that company they can’t get any job in that company. Some of my friends asked how I manage to get into the company. Me sef I no know. I tell them say na God. Not after a month later, one of the staff played me a tape and explained how I got the job. He said the former person occupying the position was a female who studied chemical engineering. Her dad was influential and rich so she just got the job on a platter of gold. But she was inexperienced and not into the job. If they ask her to bring plyer she would go get a scissors. That was where their boss asked that she should be removed from that department and asked that they should find someone who studied mechanical Engineering to fill the position. So the HR team had to get all the over 200 CVs their post box. And I was the only one that studied Mechanical Engineering. So they had to call me. “Chaiii, na so my body dey do me yori-yori.” I was very lucky and favoured. All that made me remember the day I came to submit my CV at that company. The gateman no even allow me enter. I had to kneel down and begged oooo. He had to just collect my CV and closed their company’s gate. But when I resumed I didn’t see the gateman again. Today I am so grateful to God Almighty. I am just rising.

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1149-after-a-disappointing-outing-at-mobil-interview-and-betrayal-by-friend-he-finally-gets-a-job-in-an-oil-company
congratulations bro. Dose who finished wit second class lower. Do ur company accept dem?
Celebrities / Re: Ella Mensah And Her Cleavage At City People Awards Happening Now by hennesseykrane(m): 9:34pm On May 29, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
Ghanaian actress Ella Mensah is pictured below at the 2016 City People's Awards happening right now in Lagos.


Sexy or trashy? What do you think?

See her with GoldmyneTV boss Otunba Sesan Rufai below.see her long boobs.chaiii grin

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/ghanaian-actress-bares-her-massive.html
see her long boobs.chaiiiii angry
Celebrities / Re: Ella Mensah And Her Cleavage At City People Awards Happening Now by hennesseykrane(m): 9:32pm On May 29, 2016
FlirtyKaren:
Ghanaian actress Ella Mensah is pictured below at the 2016 City People's Awards happening right now in Lagos.


Sexy or trashy? What do you think?

See her with GoldmyneTV boss Otunba Sesan Rufai below.see her long boobs.chaiii grin

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/ghanaian-actress-bares-her-massive.html
Nairaland / General / Re: The Long Snake Killed At A Poultry Farm This Afternoon by hennesseykrane(m): 12:09pm On May 26, 2016
lifezone247:
Drove into this thread with my 2016 range rover (autobiography) if this topic no make fp I will leave it here a take a bike.
lol be cos dem lala loves snakes abi angry grin
Sports / Re: Iheanacho Named Deadliest Striker In EPL by hennesseykrane(m): 11:34pm On May 20, 2016
iLegend:
That's why some of his team mates don't celebrate his goals sometimes. Jealousy dey dance azonto.

The new sheriff in town.

Keep it up!

Wish you success as you progress to the top.
sheriff hood ihenacho cheesy banshee making sense
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Attempts Suicide At Lekki-Toll Bridge - Eye Witness by hennesseykrane(m): 10:53pm On Apr 28, 2016
bigtt76:
Its time like this that a selfie would have been more than useful buh ...... undecided
true sha buh selfie dis kind of time. Don't u tink it would look insane.just saying thou
Romance / Re: A Cheating Boyfriend, The Side-chic And The Jollof Rice.....a Must Read!....lol by hennesseykrane(m): 8:47pm On Apr 08, 2016
McCarlito:
Now thats what I call A Woman with Class
if na guy talk dis story.una for don say na lie.fake dis dat.nawao sha.anoda story[color=#006600][/color]
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Chills With Davido,Akon In Congo After Eviction Drama With Landlord by hennesseykrane(m): 11:49pm On Apr 03, 2016
Lattop:
Pay ur rent Boi and stop forming



Big boy like u dey owe landlord

mtcheeeeeew
buh should all know dat a small tin to him.if dat true.baba nla wizzy.
Romance / Re: Meet The Shuwa Arab Women Of Nigeria (photos) - Most Beautiful Women In Nigeria! by hennesseykrane(m): 11:33pm On Apr 03, 2016
Alexdroh:
shockedshockedshockedshockedshocked


they are beautiful
beauty is way .beyond it.asin menh no words for expression.if dictionary self know.oboi angry cheesy
Romance / Re: 10 Things Most Girls Do When Going To Meet Their Boyfriends by hennesseykrane(m): 9:08am On Jul 31, 2015
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is: Plan to sleep over wink
sleep ova wit ur leg close.lol
Education / Re: Madonna University Builds Nigeria’s Longest/largest Exams Hall by hennesseykrane(m): 9:40am On Jul 29, 2015
VcStunner:
Ok
dat one no means malpratice no go dey naa.lol
Food / Re: This big Fish was Caught In a small Stream by hennesseykrane(m): 7:09am On Jul 28, 2015
tcalc:
u think it's a big fish




big fish in a small stream

something is fishy man
baba u caught a mermaid but start running 4 ur life
Sports / Re: Sexy Footballer Chichi Igbo & Her Ripped Bod Stun In New Photos by hennesseykrane(m): 8:22pm On Jul 27, 2015
dapyd1:
She looks too much like a man. Aswear. Please take it easy on whatever is making your testosterone levels this high. #itsnotmybusinessthough.
aswear mehn, she for just dey toplessss na
Culture / Re: THROWBACK PICTURE: Nigerian Women Being Taught How To Wash Clothes In 1915 by hennesseykrane(m): 4:34pm On Jul 27, 2015
grin tongue
INTROVERT:
so they had not been washing clothes since before then
grin
INTROVERT:
so they had not been washing clothes since before then
no e be like sai na leaves dem dey wash or dem dey change new ones
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Is A Potential HIV Carrier, He Gave Me Syphilis- Actress by hennesseykrane(m): 1:10am On Jul 27, 2015
Femzy24:
shocked we have to occupy HIV, HIV must free our fighter... grin
there r gals who r willing to hv sex wit him afta dis ur hiv wahala. It just be like sai u put water 4 mouth dey talk

1 Like

Nairaland / General / Re: Man Sells HUGE Snake On Lagos Roadside by hennesseykrane(m): 9:37pm On Jul 21, 2015
shalomm:


hehehehehe
may be na human being d man turn to snake, buy am go back e go change bk.lol just saying no homo
Education / Re: UNIBEN Students Protest Colleagues’ Death, Block Highway by hennesseykrane(m): 7:24pm On Jul 21, 2015
Freemanan:
GRANTED THAT THE PURPOSE FOR THE THIS MADNESS WAS A GROSS MISTAKE FROM THE UNIFORM MEN.


BUT WHY HAVE STUDENTS CONTINUE TO EXHIBIT TRAITS OF ILLITERACY? EVERY LITTLE PROVOCATION CALLS FOR A PROTEST OR A BLOCKADE. I MEAN IS THIS NOT WHAT WE ARE SUPPOSE TO ENLIGHTEN THE UNEDUCATED TO ABSTAIN FROM?


WE SEE ALUTA AS A MEANS FOR SENSELESS VIOLENCE AND DISRUPTION OF SOCIETAL PROGRESS. SMH
guy be like sai u no go uni for naija here abbi. I no blame u. Y shouldn't dey protest d death of dem colleague
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Now 2nd Nigerian To Be Verified On Instagram by hennesseykrane(m): 7:19pm On Jul 21, 2015
KingKuntaVart:
Big baby... your mates are fathering kids... ur here rejoicing over IG.... Baba put your millions and joystick to work ur no longer a baby... and improve on ur English u fall our hands for MAMA.... secondly when next u wanna appear on a video please dont wear the rag u wore in #Godwin video.. undecided
dat was harsh.no homo sha buh don doesn't knw u.lol
Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala Withdrew $1bn For Jonathan’s Re-election —oshiomhole by hennesseykrane(m): 9:59pm On Jul 13, 2015
LocalChamp:
Okonjo-Iweala withdrew $1bn for Jonathan’s re-election —Oshiomhole

July 13, 2015
Written by Osemwengie Ben Ogbemudia, Benin


Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State has accused the former Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala of illegally taking $1 billion from the federation account to prosecute the re-election bid of former President Goodluck Jonathan.

Speaking at a seminar organized by the Edo State government for Permanent Secretaries, Directors and Deputy Directors, the governor said the former minister also needs to tells Nigerians how the Excess Crude Account was drawn down to $4.1 billion from the peak $10 billion when no approval was given by the National Economic Council for any withdrawal.


The theme of the workshop was: “Enhancing IGR in Edo, Issues, Prospects and Challenges.”

Oshiomhole, who said Okonjo-Iweala would have been declared a pathological liar if she were to be a witness in court due to the inconsistencies in her statements, said a forensic audit would truly determine how much was illegally spent from the federation account under her watch as minister.

He said the state government would now hold Permanent Secretaries, Directors and Deputy Directors responsible for any fraud detected in their departments, saying the government has trimmed down the cost of running government.

He said: “The truth is, many things went wrong even at the federal level. As you might have read in the papers, while the federal government, under Goodluck Jonathan, with the then Coordinating Minister of the Economy liked to blame governors for wasteful spending, for not saving for the rainy day, for not investing properly, the truth is the real weakness in the Nigerian federal chain has been the Federal Government.

“Our hope is that with the new President, given his pedigree we will break from the past.

“As I’m sure you will soon begin to hear when all the numbers are published, last week, I complained aloud that Edo State lost about N10 billion over a four year period from only one source, the NLNG remittance to the federation account.

“How did I arrive at the figure? I used my 4-Figure Table and I asked myself at $2.1 billion remitted by NLNG as taxes and Shell, and by the way, Shell is not the only oil operative, we have Chevron and several others. They shared the $2.1 billion based on the revenue allocation formula, Edo State got about N2.27 billion. So I said, thank God this money came after the departure of Okonjo-Iweala and President Jonathan. If the PDP were still in charge in Abuja, this money would have been taken.”

http://thenationonlineng.net/new/okonjo-iweala-took-1bn-for-jonathans-re-election-oshiomhole/
abeg dis adam like to dey talk anytin wey commot from him mouth. No go face ur edo state

1 Like

Politics / Re: Things We Have Noticed Since PMB Assumed Power - Must Read by hennesseykrane(m): 1:17am On Jul 13, 2015
YoursGEJ:
DID YOU NOTICE THIS AMAZING SCENARIO?

Without Power minister:
- Electricity supply has greatly improved

Without Petroleum minister:
- refineries are almost fully revamped, to commence production within a month.

- Disappearance of fuel queues without oil marketers holding country to ransom.

- Stoppage of phantom fuel subsidy payments to the cabal, & reducing it from over N5b to N1.8b per day.

Without Finance minister:
- External reserves increased by $3b in a month.
- Bailout to states to clear 8 months salary arrears.
- Closure of all secret govt accounts.
- Maintenance of a single Federation Account for all FG revenues.

Without External Affairs minister:
- Secured multilateral cooperation of all neighbouring countries for a MJTF against Boko Haram.

- G7 cooperation and support in fight against insurgents.

Without Commerce & Trade minister:

- Concluded package to revamp local industries.
-Again a marching order for the resuscitation of our dead Textile Industries was given.

All in barely a month!

l'm delighted about the prospect, when PMB would have touched all sectors of our national life.

...A NEW SHERIFF IS IN TOWN!...

● Former Imo State Governor Ohakim granted N270million bail for N270million fraud as in return the EXACT money you stole shikena!

● Lamido Ex Nig. Foreign minister and Ex-Jigawa Gov. and sons remanded in Prison

● Ex-Adamawa Gov. Nyako and son remanded in Prison

● Companies linked to Nnamani Ex-Enugu Gov. Loose assets to FG

And so on and so forth. Ah Ah PMB, na only you waka come?

The days of "Goat-Eat-Yam-And-Go-Free" are over! Watch out for more... ‪#‎Change‬ is really here!

~Jack Obinyan-Buhari 09/07/2015
u were just positive. U did not talk about d negativities like boko haram alarming rate of bombing durin his tenure,no payment of workers salaries stil yet
Romance / Re: 10 Ways Ladies Behave When They Are No Longer Virgins by hennesseykrane(m): 11:45am On Jul 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
[i]
ur no 8 comparison thou
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of Amaechi by hennesseykrane(m): 10:46am On Jul 10, 2015
Mc4larin:
Lion of Ubima!!!!
The slayer of GEJ
The nightmare of PDP
The fucker of Tanoids





Should I continue



I dedicate ths FTC to Almighty God, to my mum, friends & family........ To my new babe Abiola, may we f**k ourselves till eath do us part
u fit continue for mars ooh
Politics / Re: Sahara Reporters: Saraki Is Not Even Nigerian by hennesseykrane(m): 6:10pm On Jun 28, 2015
wachakuta:
His from Niger
white hawkers!!! N jon sow is dead. So who save d north
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photo Of Sinach & Her Mum by hennesseykrane(m): 8:54am On Jun 25, 2015
FINgames:
so this is d sinach

mtcheew
u expected much abiii. Lol
Pets / Re: Meet My Ladies by hennesseykrane(m): 8:14am On Jun 25, 2015
3 pic, d dog look like jon sow wolf ;D3 pic, d dog look like jon sow wolf
Celebrities / Re: Eddie Murphy's Queen In Coming To America Is 50 - See What She Looks Like Now by hennesseykrane(m): 6:08pm On Jun 22, 2015
;Dmehn she still cuteeee
Education / Re: Meet Kara Ufuoma, 25, Graduated With A First Class 4.59 CGPA In Chemical Eng by hennesseykrane(m): 4:30pm On Jun 22, 2015
WeLl done bro, keep repin fgck 2007.dat skool ehhen get some oda bad guys like me ;watch out
Politics / Re: Photos Of President Buhari,Osinbajo As they Resume In Their Offices by hennesseykrane(m): 4:11pm On Jun 22, 2015
justhelp:
The guy behind Buhari in the last pics look like Gej younger brother .
ur eye sharp pass bat own
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by hennesseykrane(m): 3:59pm On Jun 22, 2015
Any one with any news for chemical engr work ;DAny one with any news for chemical engr work

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 52
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.