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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 11:38pm On Jan 22, 2022
Perfecttouchade:
that pipe should have an iron channeled into it though and welded at both the sides to hold tight.. burglers are just useless ones. .look at someone's property burgled last year November .they went through the ceiling cut all cables including pumping machine wires

Forget, car jack is what they use for expanding burglar proofs either with 16mm or 100mm patterned with rose or hibiscus without noise. I was laughing when someone posted that people do concrete fascial to prevent burglars from accessing the builds, if a burglar means business they will get u to open the door for them. May we not be a victim n for the victims, God Almighty will provide

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 12:06am On Jan 20, 2022
rmx:


Know this place . Seems like a shopping complex . Well done horlardorjah . Tell people atimes I feel more excited about my project on akala than ring road and bodija


Thanks boss mi, your are correct. The last level has three open Plan area for offices/churches/banks n the likes. We are presently fabricating our steel roof trusses on site before the anticipated price hike comes to play n it's neck breaking already.

Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 7:10pm On Jan 19, 2022
EgunMogaji2:


It’s looking really good.

Doings cheesy
. thanks oga mi,
Your boy remains loyal n humble OH.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 3:34pm On Jan 19, 2022
EgunMogaji2:


??

Spot on egunmogaji.
We are there and sill running one at ologuneru

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 7:01am On Jan 19, 2022
EgunMogaji2:


I think I’ve seen this edifice.
I think I say it yesterday too opposite yunsun fuel station or so. ..na 360 area we dey do our own

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 9:09pm On Jan 09, 2022
DFAMEGUY11S:
good morning sir , 250k wholesaler price
Okay sir, thanks so much
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 8:17am On Jan 09, 2022
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 5:51am On Jan 08, 2022
KolaShangOne:


Where you wan see 1x12 in Ologuneru grin

Max is 1x10.. and its even "fadala" and not Sawmill..

That place gives me headache. I can't even get 20tonnes truck for filling.. only 10t for sharpsand too and the sand is not even good o..

I buy 10t sharpsand for 30,000 naira while in PH I buy 30t sharpsand for 30,000..

GBAM! So accurate, you know that axis too well. Their omo onile wahala too is another headache
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 10:52pm On Jan 06, 2022
KolaShangOne:


If you have a LandCrusier Prado and a Toyota Hilux or rent one (2014 model upwards)..

Clean shave if you have beards. Go with 4 to 5 military guys..

Go to the Head Omonile house. Let the soldiers open door for you and salute you.

Give them 200k for bitter kola.. Give the soldiers 25k each..

Problem over.


Don't leave me! But I think he has met with them already n they probably know who he is gangan.

Besides, I was in dire need of some1*12 boards yesterday morning around ologuneru, Ibadan n it's unfortunate touring almost all plank sellers there and non has anything wide close to 10inches.
Had to just buy due to the urgency n couldn't wait for my bodija supplier to send down.

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 9:25pm On Dec 23, 2021
Dodo wey sweet pass dodo.
Dodo with the block buster.
Ur head dey there dodoatirice
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 6:08am On Dec 20, 2021
maysoft:
My great people in construction. Kindly help analyze this building plan plan for my property of 140 feet by 25feet. What adjustments are needed?

Redraw.
Plan not functional
My opinion though
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 6:06am On Dec 19, 2021
Athemisia:

No gut no glory

Gut in the wrong direction
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 3:33pm On Dec 18, 2021
Same guys are ready to damn the consequences even after knowing what and what the consequences will be before embarking on it.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 3:30pm On Dec 16, 2021
MRFIXER001:
cool I'm impressed
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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 10:32pm On Dec 15, 2021
dodoatirice:
Every morning, I picked maggots out of my decaying feets before evening same day i fir don get like 90million for azza. Unless i no bill. The client wey i no bill self e go bill himself on my behalf send money. I get one Australian Maiye wey be say na like mayor hin be for hin community. I was texting with this guy normally i no bill am na hin the guy ask me say shey i get bank account say hin get one money wey dey him hand wey be say na public funds. But hin pikin na Bastard. He fit go thief the money like that. Omo na him i provide one yankee azza omo azzaman phone me early momo pe 2 million dollars ti jade oo. Normally you go think day e easy. But oji lassan.. only eyes no fit collect million dollars bro, e get money wey maye fir give you amd e get money wey maiye go fooor to send. That thing that nairamarley said in CBlacks ogologo song everybody slept on it lets disect it below. Read the translation.


“Sọ rí pé oje lọ láyé
Lọ ra lappy kò wá hacker sì Malay
Arin giniginini arin gini
Arin ginini wó ọja
Ilé mọ wo di ilé owó
Ọna mó gbá ọ'nà mọ gbá di ọ'nà ola
Àpótí mó fi joko àpótí ajé
Ìyẹn di àpótí alaje
Òkè àgbà ní mo gùn
òkè àgbà òkè àgbà ní mó gùn


Shey you see say na scope get life
Go buy laptop make you find hacker for malay
through the spirit of gini and gini gini go enter market.
The house wey enter na money house
The route wey i take that one turn money route
The stool wey i take sidown the stool of wealth turn to the stool of wealth and the wealthy
I climbed the ladder of success
I climbed the ladder of success


The translation of this lyric points to a life many youths are living today. That above is the first stage to rituals. The second stage was not sang in the song because dem noor dey tell pesin




Dodo dodo
Ma forh, I dey feel u steady.
KEY STATEMENT
"DEM NOOR DEY TELL PERSON".
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 6:04pm On Dec 15, 2021
uncleteeh:

Wow.
This is creative.
But a quick one sir.
Has the bamboo been seasoned?

First great question. More to the seasoning self.
Afterwards, you need periodic mantainance to keep it in good shape with the right cleaning agents that "should" be non reactive so as not to wear off the polished or sparkling outlook most especially if u using them outdoor.

Not everyone knows how to maintain woods after installation not to talk of bamboo n they need to be pampered else you will regret ever going that way.

Used it in asaba before but can't get hold of the photo in my archive. It's a good concept but please inquire on what it takes to maintain before delving into it.
Cheers

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 7:35am On Dec 10, 2021
spyder880:


My uncle told my cousin this same thing, my cousin replied

"Daddy, how many plots did you buy then?" cheesy cheesy
The discussion ended there. Needless to say, but my uncle never mentioned this talk about the olden days again.

May our children never have reasons to ask us same question. Amen.




Ijigbijigbijigbi in baba ajascos voice.

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 7:33am On Dec 10, 2021
michlins:
what's the essence of making money if your neighbors don't know about it
.

Wrong assertion!
But then, different strokes for different folks

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 9:47am On Dec 08, 2021
mssiah:



The Tiler said staircase is normally charged and not calculated by sqm. I will get the breakdown of another Tiler.

Thank you

Yes, if it stairs.
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 12:58am On Dec 08, 2021
donforeign:
Am about to wrap my pillars with this because its more matured but am contemplating if I should use it or use the brick tiles that is reigning now? Ur suggestions pls..


It's a good one. The bros is calm, soft n gentle
just match with colors that will complement it n u good to go

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 11:17pm On Dec 07, 2021
nannymcphee:
The house should please help me criticize this plan. suggestions and corrections are welcome.

Pic 1-Ground Floor
Pic 2-1st Floor

CC
saydfact
mufutau55
EgunMogaji2
spyder880
gbadexy
Josnac
heymus
Richardjcooper
yosmen

You people should endeavor to always attach your site plans as well so we can now if design was born out of shape/size of site n also ways to improve on it.
Too tired to look through tonight n hand filled up too, I think brickdevo has pointed things out. That should be a starting point

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Properties / Re: How Do You Select A Good Builder? by Horlardorjah(m): 2:38pm On Dec 07, 2021
somehow:


Sorry but which part of my comment are you quoting sir?

I think he meant the fins
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 3:13pm On Dec 06, 2021
dodoatirice:
Baba (continuation from the last update) Na live parcel dem want na live parcel we go take run am)

Me:
which one be live parcel again

Baba: Live meat

Me:
those people dey sell meat too?

Baba:
Ewuuu, live meat na live person. No waste my time. Your time dey go so.

Me
Oya call the man make i pay


Transaction was done, pickup location was set. That night, as explained i picked up the live meat. I picked up a big wooden box that was carefully constructed and carefully left at the pickip location. I managed to lift and fit it in the back of my truck and as i drove on i wondered how a human being managed to be inside that box and would still be live when i got to the coven. I did get to the coven like after midnight. Surprisingly I didn’t throw a fit. Devil know wetin e dey do abeg. As soon as i got to the coven, i watched Baba and his assistant unveil the package and a girl of about 5years emerged but she had lost consciousness and according to the instructions the dealers gave before hand, baba laid the kid in the open and revived her. An innocent kid damn. As soon as the kid was revived, baba gave her water and then tied her hands and Legs, gagged her mouth and asked me to cit and rip the girl’s heart while he was alive. A beating heart was what was needed and i had to do the ripping off. I went livid with rage, I didn’t agree to it, I didn’t want to do it any longer. Baba kept laughing hysterically and his stupid assistant too. Ehn Baba dey take me laugh you sef dey laugh. I dropped the axe amd slapped hm 4 times in wuick succession. Like everytime after I brandished a slap and he wanted to say something i gave another until I finally lost count of the slap and he got the message to shut the Bleep up! Baba had finally stoped laughing and then there was a saliva rush and i barked away into the night. Baba and the kid noor even send me i was literally barking and i guess i scared away too many thieves that night lol. The next morning, i woke up to the view i left last night and this time it was in the day. I first bark that morning like say my oga no need visitor damn. When i was done throwing that fit, Baba came to me and informed me that even if i changed my mind, i had to Bark till sundown and that’s when he could help me and see if i had finally decided to do what he asked. No joke oo. I sat inside the sun and barked away at his coven that his other visitors came and saw me and this were was using me as a case study for his other clients that went the way i did. At sundown like he said, i had slowed down on the Barking and told him i was ready.


At forst I apologized to Baba’s assistant on Baba’s orders and we started. The little kid managed to stay alive guess she must have been fed because by the time i ripped out her Bloddy intestines, here was a mixture of fufu chewed beef, water and chewed and digested biscuits.



Im fainting fah

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 10:36am On Dec 06, 2021
sonnie10:


You have a total of 195 square meters
He is charging 145k for labor
Therefore, one square meter is #733 in labor cost.
Most people charge #400 -500

Lots charge more than that too
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 10:34am On Dec 06, 2021
dodoatirice:
I’m here now. Bought a venza for my woman.

I love this,na woman wey loyal go enjoy


Stay tuned for giveaway
Typing….
Properties / Re: Building Of My Cheap Self Cons with Pics by Horlardorjah(m): 10:14pm On Dec 04, 2021
olukaygold:

You're taking this so personal sir,forget about sentiment and do justice to the building...

Okay oh, just passing through.
Best of luck SIR.
Properties / Re: Building Of My Cheap Self Cons with Pics by Horlardorjah(m): 4:48pm On Dec 04, 2021
olukaygold:

Pls come and do justice to this Building

Learn to take corrections Oga. Your gate is what I will applaud you for. Your construction method n supervisory skills needs lots of upgrade under a good builder/engineer cause if you do this with a tough clients money heh, u will be in for a long thing OH.
Welldone Sir

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 10:16am On Dec 03, 2021
EgunMogaji2:


It shouldn’t even be in consideration.

#GBAM
I can Only recommend it for slabs construction

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Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 8:30am On Dec 03, 2021
dodoatirice:
Got to the hospital, i told the dude i had to get going and that i just couldn’t drive past that scene like that without helping out and that it could happen to anyone. Dude tolld me to please stay back as i could help drop himself and the girls to a nearby lodge as his car was badly damaged and he’d look into it in the morning. The fat yanch babes that i brought into the clinic with him too i bet were hoping I’d stay back till they finished treating their cuts so i could drive them to wherever their lodge was. After 30 minutes, they were done and ready to go. I guess the nigga boy suddenly wasn’t feeling the girls anymore, i saw him discussing with them briefly he probably dis transfer for them and told them to book a ride. Je returned back to where i stood and told me we could go. I asked him where and he mentioned the name of the lodge he had stayed in earlier. We made to go and then both girls walked up to me this time ignoring the dude that had picked them up earlier and they asked me if i was headed towards Lekki, i told them yes but that would be right after i drop the nigga boy in grand view hotel Magodo Gra Phase two. They asked if they could ride with is and i agreed. We all got back into the Benzo and i zoomed off.

The Bitches in the back this time add ignored the guy completely snd not that they were talking to me, they were talking km a way that was body hitting the guy. One of them said,

That time wey i dey inside him Lexus, i think say i don enter heaven, but babes this one na Yatch.

Cyntia you no see as e everywhere col?

(Then the other fat yanch now pitched km
Something)

But the Lexus sef col na

Forget that thing.. you no fit use col compare col difference dey abeg.

Eyes on the road, they kept twitting on behind us. Suddenly one of them then directed a question at me
She said my car was nice and then asked how much i bough it. Eighteen million i shot back. I checked my rear view again and i saw how surprised they both were. The Nigha boy kept looking at me but didn’t say anything. I just dey blow speed dey go, when suddenly My masquerade decided to dance. As usual, my opening symptom of saliva rush as soon as i felt this, i quickly made peace with my throttle and i hit the brakes. Brought the car to a full stop by the side of the highway and switched to ’Bark Mode’ in my possessed situation, i saw the stupid fat yansh how they disappeared into the darkness that encroached running for their lives. I was left with this nigga boy, he just stood there and looked at me disgracing myself on the floor while Barking like a dog. I woke up and found myself on the floor, i looked around and the Nigha boy was seating in the Benz pressing his phone, i had passed put right after that fit and he just let me lay there on the floor. I cleaned up, them the boy took my keys, ushered me into the passenger seat and drove off.



U gats open a boutique at your cars trunk oh!

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 7:02am On Dec 03, 2021
abuiltech:


Although I haven't seen where it was used as a ceiling, but my concern, is just its flammability, while adopting this materials you have to take necessary precautions, be very conscious, don't use it in the kitchen area, get all your fire protection system intact and teach everyone how to use them,



Best is stay clear of it patapata! Being cheap might end up costing you everything. FLAMMABILITY property says it all

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Horlardorjah(m): 9:02pm On Dec 01, 2021
Born2conquer:
Hello Family,
BLOCK PRICE DISPARITY between the south and North.

I can’t remember but vividly but I think before I left South west for the north, I bought blocks for 170naira to 200naira.

I am in the north now and for real, a 6 inches block is 85naira while the 9 inches is 100naira! This one no be “dem say”, i actually asked and funniest thing, cement is 3800naira per bag here.

Now I am wondering, why is block more expensive in the south even when cement is cheaper compared to the north and funniest thing, the 85naira blocks here are stronger





Yeeepa! Let me run n confirm too.
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 7:47am On Dec 01, 2021
dodoatirice:

I returned to the lodge, and na so flexing continue.. come see respect, na who get money get respect forget! You no fit pepper me for where, in this new lodge, i had made a country of friends, of course i dont need friends but who splurges this much and still walk militant? Lie. People know wan know as your money dey come. What same night, Red jacket people enter hood, lie everybody down for floor dey pack car, laptops, phones, even people’s soap wasn’t left out. All those Aboki damn you need to see how they bamboozed boys and carted them away like illegally acquired iPhones. I would have been in the lot, but then i get Baba wey dey hot like fire. 29 minutes before they arrived, i no just know wetin carry me waka commot lodge. I just suddenly felt the need to eat Suya, the same Suya that they sold in the Hotel i was even going to buy the one they sold in the hotel but that one no dey sweet like all those aboki own wey dem dey sell for junction. I would have sent someone but no guy, i just waka commot with Leg. The aboki that sold kebab was a stone throw from the hotel and just when i got to his stand and engaged him, was when i saw about 3 white hilux van drive in to the street where the hotel sat from the junction. I didn’t look at it twice or paid lots of attention to it.. i bought the Suya and ate it there and that took about 25 minutes standing in that junction and eating what i bought and reflecting on life. As soon as i was done concing the chunks of meat that i bought, i returned on foot to the lodge and getting closer, the music that was blasting from the big speaker dome had stopped and i could here noises from the hotel on getting closer. Outside, i saw the 3 hilux vans scattered and some gun wielding mopol and some people on red jackets. Na so i save myself first and saw as they beat the shit out of Ballers, from my vantage point, i saw Hausa speaking aboki’s. Ordering boys to get on the floor. I believed some parts of the crew were ransacking the whole hotel and in what seemed like an hour or more, they parked boys and girls alike in their vehicle and made away with them and their cars.

My Benzo was left untouched because i parked it right outside the Hotel (i parked it outside the hotel because i thought from there I’d hit the club on the island and it was simply logical to leave it outside). The guy that bough a Glk, they arrested him and his Glk. These red jacket guys even made away with normal lodgers, lodgers that were not scammers. One woman was arrested with another man in the hotel and when they were taking pictures to post, i heard her lamenting. It was at that moment i knew she was cheating kn her husband with the same man they arrested her with.

“Wetin i go tell my husband say i dey do for hotel wey dem come arrest me”

As soon as they left, i didn’t even go into the lodge (o didn’t because, they may think i was the one that set the hotel ip because one, if anyone had to be arrested it should have been me, but na only me come save and i don pepper that nigha wey buy Glk too so dem fit think say na me set am up) i got into my Benzo and zoomed off and headed straight to the club. What a night I thought

Eni oriyo, eni baba yo.

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