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TV/Movies / Re: Indomie Generation Wont Know What These Things Are (+PICTURES) by ifekemmy(f): 10:17am On Sep 17, 2014
These can only be seen in Museums now...

gringringringrin , clap for yasef! Olodo
Health / Re: What's The Worst Drug Side-effects You Have Experienced by ifekemmy(f): 10:07am On Sep 17, 2014
I remember wen i was serving in BY,i did a breast lump operation n d drug(can't remember d name) d doc gave me for healing of d wound cause a severe headache for me, so wen i went to complain for d senior doc, he gave me vit. C n paracetamol. Drugs dnt av side-effect on me unless dat one
Family / Re: Why Do Some Women Want More Kids? by ifekemmy(f): 11:13pm On Sep 14, 2014
The struggles of 9 months pregnancy and "delivery pains" is more than enough reason to want few children.

Add the Nigerian economic situation and how easy to make money versus cost of living, the answer is very clear.

So, one wonder why some women after 3-4 kids still wants more embarassed

Abi is there a reward for having plenty kids nii?



Some women get pregnant all d time because, dat au dey get mony, care n pamper from their husbands
Agriculture / Re: SNAKE FARM ? {pic} :-\ by ifekemmy(f): 2:23pm On Sep 13, 2014
I was in Doma local government Area of nasarawa state on saturday to discuss with my boss {sesame union chairman nasarawa state} regarding the upcoming sesame season, after then me,my boss and two others union member DECIDED TO visit a SNAKE FARM along abuja-keffi road and i was like wow....

My question is...what category did snake farm
belong? Poutry? Or what?undecided

I tot d Op make mistake, he wan to say snail instead of snake.God forbid

Reptile farming, abi snakery,lol

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Politics / Re: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by ifekemmy(f): 1:58pm On Sep 13, 2014
He's too dull to be a vice president.


D man is not too dull bt gej is not giving him chance to work, instead of him is d 1st lady dat is working on his behave
Politics / Re: 2015: Plot To Drop Sambo Thickens by ifekemmy(f): 1:55pm On Sep 13, 2014
Who is Namandi Sambo?

Gej's driver
Family / Re: Who Is A God-fearing Individual? by ifekemmy(f): 12:43pm On Sep 11, 2014
happy birthday ifekemmy.more years ahead.God bless your future.

Amen...thank u so much
Events / Re: How Do You Feel On Your Birthday? by ifekemmy(f): 12:41pm On Sep 11, 2014
Birthday birthday birthday! What is so special/unique about dis day? Share ur views please


Am always happy wen i see old time friends n families calling n sending msgs to me.
D best of d moment is my hubby's special surprises, wich av collected grin

Happy birthday to all my mates

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Educational Services / Re: Worry Not: Research Project Now Made Easy... by ifekemmy(f): 12:14pm On Sep 11, 2014
We hereby take time off from work for a brief moment just because of you, our special Birthday Celebrants  grin
As you mark your Special Day Today, WE wish you all A better LIFE that will make you forever Happy And Richly Blessed.
Enjoy your Day...happy celebration!!!


Amen, thank u so much for celebrating me

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Family / Re: Who Is A God-fearing Individual? by ifekemmy(f): 11:19am On Sep 10, 2014
Hello guys,

Trust you all are having a great week.

There are questions that keep bugging my mind and I will seriously like to hear your views on them.

1. Who is a God-fearing person?... Who is a God-fearing man or woman?

2. How do you recognize a God-fearing individual?... What are the characters of a God-fearing man or woman?

3. How do these characters or if at all a God-fearing individual shape your decision is selecting a spouse?

I keep hearing both male and female giving the above condition in selecting a spouse. The idea of a God-fearing individual is quite bogus and I will really want to learn how the married guys/ guys courting who had gone through this selection process achieved it.

Please your mature contributions will be appreciated.


Proverb 9:10 ; The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom,
and knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.
Agriculture / Re: FG Set To Ban Hides And Skin “ponmon” by ifekemmy(f): 6:57pm On Sep 09, 2014
Great idea.

Pommo have little or no nutritional value. Harnessing it's income potential is a right course. I also agree that cattle farmers will be better for it. I see more people becoming cattle farmer. Perhaps it's time to become a ranch owner!

Woreva, i dnt care. All i want is #bringbackourponmon#. Is source of encourager in pot of veg soup n egusi
Politics / Re: Obasanjo's Son Shot In Mubi By Boko Haram - Saharareporters by ifekemmy(f): 11:00am On Sep 09, 2014
really surprising....or maybe the op made a mistake,,,,maybe it's a relative

See d resemblance now, btw he enter him papa shoe be dat. grin
Health / Re: Top 10 Bizarre Uses Of Toothpastes by ifekemmy(f): 10:50am On Sep 09, 2014
Hmm, thanks Op. I know abt no 9 bt i will try no 6. Bt i need to buy cartons of toothpaste bf i can do everytin. grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Ebola: Access Bank Provides Sanitizer For Customers Entering The Banking Hall by ifekemmy(f): 12:19am On Sep 09, 2014
Okay, Prevention is better than cure..

Water can not kill virus talkless of hand sanitizer
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by ifekemmy(f): 12:55pm On Sep 08, 2014
Stupid.....crazy from man of God, humility is needed, we re following u sir as a man of God
Education / Re: Nigeria Sitting On A Time Bomb. by ifekemmy(f): 5:17pm On Sep 05, 2014
Our girls no book wella
Family / Re: Which Lady Is a 'Wife Material'? by ifekemmy(f): 1:43pm On Sep 05, 2014
This is where we get into trouble, trying to box everyone into a corner and assume we all like and must have the same thing. No 2 people in this world have the same finger prints same way no 2 people are totally alike.

This is how some men will go and marry what is defined as a wife material yet 2weeks into the marriage start cheating on her with a non wife material.

People should be bold enough to decide what they want in a partner as long as the partner makes them happy.
Some want women who work some don't. If the man who wants a non working wife now marries a working one because we have told him she is wife material and they start to have conflict same society will shout "what is wrong with him".

I have seen a case where a man dated his babe for years and because his mother said she wasn't wife material as she was career oriented he left and married a material who focused less on career and more on the home. Less than a year he began to complain and lament, the other lady being a go getter was always pushing him to do better and be better at work, always helping him check opportunities etc. The wife he married was content with a certain life style, took care of the home and always made it clean and fresh while the lady he left hardly did house keeping just the basics, the marriage didn't last 3years as good a "wife material" as the wife was as defined by the standards of others that wasn't what he wanted or needed.

You see so many men with the stepford perfect wife yet cheating with a mistress who cannot even hold a candle to their wife, they may not love or desire the women they marry but have them as wifes simply because society has defined them as wives.

There are some basic standards everyone should have eg decency, honesty etc not just for marital relationship but for basic human relationships. That aside every adult should be able to define for themselves what they want in a spouse and not what others say is a good spouse for them.

You see women pretending and struggling to fit into these boxes then immediately the ring and certificates are secure become monsters. A "wife material" who would before marriage wash her brother in laws boxers, who will cook all the delicacies the way mama in law wants it, will now start demanding brother calls her anty and suddenly. Pastor so and so will see a vision of mama being a witch and mama is banned from the house


God bless u my dear, u av said it all. Guyz want wife material bt dey re not good material,husband material indeed!
Family / Re: Groom Dumps Bride At Ikoyi Registry, Escaped With Her Money by ifekemmy(f): 4:52pm On Sep 04, 2014
This story get k leg, why would a bride carry 4 million naira to the registry? pls tell us something else.

I tire oo, na diff kind story u go dey see on nairaland. Au can someone carry 4million to register, na bank?
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Sponsorship Allegation, My Story By Modu Sheriff by ifekemmy(f): 1:29pm On Sep 04, 2014
Won kin ri eje lenu aje , meaning: den no dey see blood for witch mouth
Romance / Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by ifekemmy(f): 1:19pm On Sep 04, 2014
I just don't know why many of us indulge in these irritating behaviors

1. Asking a guy you just met for recharge card
This is very annoying. It makes you look cheap. A guy met you in the afternoon, gave you a call in the evening and you are already asking
him to send you a recharge card. Trust me, that guy can never respect you. He might eventually send you the recharge card, but the only thing on his mind would be to sleep with you once or twice and get rid of you.

2. Judging a guy by his looks
I believe guys should be the ones that should be hell bent on beauty and physical appearance. Dont fall for a guy chiefly because he looks good physically. You need to access his acumen, sense of judgment, level-headedness, dreams etc. What makes a good guy is by far more than just looks.

3. Having sex with a guy the day you met him
This is uncalled for. You automatically lose some respect if you allow this guy to get down with you the first day you met him. Little kisses here and there and some cuddling would do, if you are tempted, let him feel your boobs just to get yourself wet. The longer you make a guy wait, the more he will appreciate you and value your body. No one values what he gets easily.

4. Pouting of lips to take a selfie
Do we have to do this? Its so disgusting. Okay fine, I am guilty of this too and am going to stop. Every picture of a girl on facebook shows her pouting her lips to look pretty. This doesn't make us look prettier; it only make us look childish. I didnt realise it makes me look like a kid until my boyfriend told me 5 days ago.

5. Manipulating a guy to over spend for you on a date.
Because he looks rich and came to the eatery in a car makes you feel you can drain his pocket abi. This instantaneously tells the guy that you are a hungry girl and from a very poor background. Cant you just order for just one ice cream or a soft drink and be fine with this cool dude. Even if you do not like him, do not do this. Trust me, the guy will never call you again and if he does he only wants to get laid just once. The worst is taking your friend along so that you can both finish him.

6. Forcing yourself on a guy that doesn't give a damn about you
If a guy likes you, he will show it. Dont you ever force yourself on a guy. You can indicate some green lights but don't force yourself on him. If you do he will treat you like shit. I have read some post here on Nairaland telling girls how to woo a guy. Dont try it. There are a million subtle ways to make him see that you like him than forcing yourself on him and asking him out outrightly.

7. Keeping too many boyfriends
Cant we just be cool with one guy we love? 8 boyfriends equals to 8 dicks. Jesus Christ! How many guys are combing you?

8. Excessive Make Up
Excessive make up make us look like masquerades, ojuju calabar like Tiwa Savage. Trust me, guys dont like girls with excessive make-ups. I have heard guys say it more than a thousand times how much they hate excessive make up on ladies. Look natural and if you must apply make ups, make it very lite.



No.4 got me laughing, thank God it was ur bf dat told n u realise is not gud. i hate it , i luk @ those dat do it like asahwo, i luv my smile it makes me more beaurifu. Some call it bb mouth.a guy abuse a lady dat she her mouth luk like botox looking lips,lol
Culture / Re: The Ancient City Of Benin: Our Bronze Heritage In Pictures by ifekemmy(f): 5:42pm On Sep 03, 2014
Everytin abt benin re ere(images)
Food / Re: What Are The Foods And Beverages To Avoid During Pregnancy? by ifekemmy(f): 5:11pm On Sep 03, 2014
Water is good for preg mum, drink a lot of water especially in 2nd n 3rd trimesters, enof fruits n veggies, folic acid, make love too n go for ur ante-natal regularly. With my little knowledge though
Politics / Re: 2015: Lamido Kicks Against Jonathan’s Presidential Endorsement by ifekemmy(f): 11:37am On Sep 02, 2014
why is dis man ranting? If he doesn't like what d pdp is doing he shuld jump to apc, afterall they celebrate him there, or worse still run to obj to make him d president of otta farm.

Y won't he rant, wen u want to cheat him. So u re tired of d man now , he shld move to apc because he wan to contest with gej, bunch of hypocrite!
Politics / Re: Gov. Amaechi Slams DSP Alamieyeseigha by ifekemmy(f): 9:54pm On Sep 01, 2014
Amechi is going too far. The way he insults everybody, I just pray his political calculations work or else he will regret all. He talks too much for crying out loud, must he run to d media everytime? Must he step on every toe? As long GEJ remains president under PDP, APC can't stand in d south-east or Rivers that is the undiluted truth! Rochas beware!!!!!


Y re u biased, wen ex convict dey abuse 1st u no talk, bt wen amechi replied u pple dey yab am. does deflection need to cause fight, or u one to turn nigeria to one political party without opposition, re we practising democracy or we re in military regime. Gej is selfish n ex convict hypocrite
Romance / Re: Real Reasons Why Men Cheat On Beautiful Women by ifekemmy(f): 7:45pm On Aug 30, 2014
Beautiful or not ,man wey go cheat go cheat
Politics / Re: 2015: PDP Considers Automatic Ticket For Jonathan by ifekemmy(f): 6:41pm On Aug 30, 2014
Even in an open contest, GEJ would still emerge the party's candidate and win the presidential election proper. If the PDP wants to lose next year's presidential election, then they should field another candidate than GEJ. They know that the goodwill they enjoy today from the masses is because of GEJ.


Lie! Dis is politics,let other participate in d primaries. Iru Olorun ni ko si,iru eniyan po jaburata, means human re similar in uncountable ways bt God is diff

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Politics / Re: 2015: PDP Considers Automatic Ticket For Jonathan by ifekemmy(f): 5:46pm On Aug 30, 2014
Gej is a Coward! Nigeria is not usa, y adopting their method
Health / Re: Sister Of Dead Ebola Doctor Escaped From PH To Abia But Has Been Sent Back by ifekemmy(f): 2:47pm On Aug 30, 2014
Govt needs to make more awareness of dis virus infection to pple, in rural n urban area,dey shld touch every nook and canny of d country. Our pple need more knowledge n counselling. Our telecom companies shld also be means of passing msg to our pple. All we see is fed govt dishing out huge mony n we can't see wat dey re using it for and dis virus is spreading day by day.
From lagos-abj-enugu-ph- now we dnt no wat wil happen now in abia.
Celebrities / Re: Top 17 Nigerians With The Most Beautiful Eyes ( Photos ) by ifekemmy(f): 7:22pm On Aug 29, 2014
Lalalallalallastica is soooo obsess with celebrities quote me wrong




May be his upcoming actor grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Would You Stand By Your Spouse, No Matter What? by ifekemmy(f): 11:39am On Aug 29, 2014
@op answer 1st nah undecided


She has answered, dis is her answer:
I would not stand by OR stay with my spouse if he...

...became abusive
...cheated
...was no longer a good father
...refused to work
...was convicted of a crime
...stole from me...among other things
Family / Re: Would You Stand By Your Spouse, No Matter What? by ifekemmy(f): 11:32am On Aug 29, 2014
If it's true love, will you stick by your spouse, no matter what happens, or what they do?

Under what circumstances would you not?
______________________________________________________________________
I would not stand by OR stay with my spouse if he...

...became abusive
...cheated
...was no longer a good father
...refused to work
...was convicted of a crime
...stole from me...among other things



I will stood by him no matter wat may God bless me,amen. I wil
always dis for better for worst NOT for beta for stay n for worst for go! All we need is to hold our marriage with prayer, may devil not take over our spouse lives

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