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Culture / Re: Things Nigerians Call Twice by iInjureHerYansh: 7:03pm On Jan 03
ecolime:
Woto woto
Jedi Jedi
Nzogbu Nzogbu
Kro kro
Sharp Sharp
Bam Bam
Kiti kiti
Kata Kata
Kobo Kobo
Now Now
Talk talk
Wuru wuru
Chop chop
Begi begi
Fear fear
Wire wire
Bear Bear
Waka waka
Jati Jati
Rede Rede
Rada Rada
Mago mago
Looku looku
Corner corner
Pata Pata
Sofri Sofri
Poto poto
Yama yama
Biri biri
Nyafu nyafu
Kpata kpata
Koni koni
Dashu dashu
Rara
Yahoo yahoo
Tolo tolo
cheesy

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Romance / Re: Can Women Learn From Their Mistakes? by iInjureHerYansh: 4:54pm On Jan 03
If you dey expect make woman learn you go old. They only learn when they are old, frustrated, alone with no man or child and lonely. That's when they learn. Who the hell learns when it's already late?
That's Women cheesy

Op that your gf is the type that never let go of exes. As it is even when she is married if you want you can still smash her. The types that sacrifice their marriage to have a taste of their exes
Family / Re: As A Newly Married Man How Much should he Give his Wife For A Good Pot Of Soup by iInjureHerYansh: 4:20pm On Sep 07, 2023
gentposh:
Pls married men in the house help him out here...

My friend just called men to as me . I am yet to reply him
So If I tell you to give her 50k for pot of soup now will you?
I bet not.
Tell your friend to run his home according to what he can afford.

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Education / Re: The Message University Of Liverpool Issued To Students Masturbating In Toilets by iInjureHerYansh: 1:36pm On Aug 04, 2023
That it's your money part will sink in deep cheesy
Romance / Re: Any Man Who Asks You 'what Can You Bring To The Table?' Does Not .......... by iInjureHerYansh: 1:28pm On Aug 04, 2023
saphiere:
Run! Run!! Run!!!
My sister run away from the following men..

1. The ones who ask you what you have to offer. These are irresponsible men. They are looking for who to shift their responsibilities to. If not, why would they ask such a dummy question.

2. Men who are interested in your past than your future. Always asking you about your past life. These ones are not ready for marriage.

3. The ones who always want to have their way between your legs whenever you visit them. They can never marry you. It's that sexx that is keeping them.

4. The ones who do not tell you their plans. Always being secretive. You are not important to them because I see no reason a man should keep his plans away from the one he wants to spend the rest of his life with.

5. The ones who tell their parents almost every about them. They want to eat rice today mum will know. The want to send you 5k their daddy will know.

6. The ones who can't introduce you to their friends. They will not marry you.

7. The ones who do not want you to know their earnings. Run o.
Make myself known how? Even the owner of the forum does not make his face known.
You need my face so you can come and attack me physically because I have chosen to speak up for my gender?

During lockdown in 2020 I do post my pictures here because I thought it was a forum with sane beings not until your fellow unfortunate nairalander male bastard started using my pictures to troll so I stopped.
Go get a life and tell your men to stop with the rape.
You forgot to add a man who can't wash your panties and cook for you.
Werey oshi cheesy

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Romance / Re: Story Of A Frustrated Ex by iInjureHerYansh: 4:30pm On Aug 01, 2023
Bitch is now obsessed after being dumped๐Ÿ˜‚
Such is life for these hoes. They never listen until its too late.
Now she can't have that lifestyle she's looking for. She could have afforded it if she did business as op was willing to support. But she wanted to be milking the poor op instead.
Awon lemme just sit and be taken care of. lmfao

OP Welldone for dumping a liability. I'd advise you block her asap she doesn't even deserve to be seeing your contents.

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Phones / Re: What Phone Is Best For 170k Budget? by iInjureHerYansh: 6:05pm On Jul 30, 2023
If it's iPhone buy Xr
Romance / See What Pops Up When You Type "Barbie" On Google Search (photo) by iInjureHerYansh: 9:58am On Jul 28, 2023
Is it cos of the Barbie movie or this has been there before?
See image below

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Family / Re: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by iInjureHerYansh: 3:02pm On Jul 26, 2023
Hope it's not your money that will be used to sponsor her abroad sha. If it is then I'd advise you clap for yourself ๐Ÿ‘
Romance / Re: Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Patronizing Olosho. (opinion) by iInjureHerYansh: 11:11pm On Jul 21, 2023
Urheadmaster:
There's no regrets patronising olosho tongue
Hmmm.
That's your opinion tho
Romance / Why Having A Girlfriend Is Better Than Patronizing Olosho. (opinion) by iInjureHerYansh: 11:05pm On Jul 21, 2023
With my girlfriend I hardly spend over 20k in a month. But with olosho I could spend over 100k in less than a month. I get one girl that anytime she comes 15k must fall out minus bolt fare 5k totalling 20k. I never talk vodka and weed.. Cos she like those very much.
She's a student but into coded runs so let's say na olosho she be. She sabi suck dick like werey.
Cos of that I make sure we see at least twice a month most times thrice. That's minimum 40k monthly.

Then I have another one I met on coded runs. Got a fat ass and does not even know how to ride a cock. She gets tired in less than 2 mins. I end up being the one doing the job. Just that she got good vibes and she fun to chill with. She very good at hand jobs. She takes at least 25k anytime she comes.. We meet once in a month. But recently after my analysis I just decided to end the rendezvous. She keeps writing asking when we gonna meet since last month. Told her I'm out of town.


Then I have my gf. She just finished uni waiting for service.. This month is gonna clock a year.
Unless I decide to spend extra she doesn't cost me more than 20k a month.
Making of hair costs from 5-8k max. She got a friend that does that for her.
Then all those small small babe send me data, and money for cream doesn't cost up to 10k a month.
But she does more than the above girls. She the only girl that ever rode me and I came in less than 3 minutes. Not so good with head but can bust any style and take dick like no other.

I hope with my few points you could see that having a gf is less expensive. However if you don't know your onions having a gf might actually be a nightmare. And a disaster.

So what I would say is Just find a girl you can tame. The type that you got her mumu buttons and watch how having a gf is the best option. These oloshos will drain you financially.
Career / Re: I Need Your Advice On Whether To Relocate To Canada Or Start Poultry Farm by iInjureHerYansh: 7:55pm On Jul 06, 2023
airprince:


Did you check the date that was far back in 2017 learn manners
No mind am. These mfs like judging books by its covers too much.

As for your thread Canada na it sure pass. Make I no lie give you. 6m you don reach Canada deh very comfortable. I get some homies there.

You fir Deh there Deh study still Deh grind part time. If na keyboard warrior you be then go be plus cos location set everywhere go Just smooth.

Alot Deh weh you go benefits for Canada but make j no cap too much. Just ball in there you go enjoy
Career / Re: I Need Your Advice On Whether To Relocate To Canada Or Start Poultry Farm by iInjureHerYansh: 7:53pm On Jul 06, 2023
taylor89:


See who wan invest 10million

On your recent thread you said you was tired saying at home

Werey
So because he didnโ€™t dress or heโ€™s 22 you assume he canโ€™t afford 10m? Lmao Deh play

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Like This by iInjureHerYansh: 9:40pm On Jul 03, 2023
Lurdd:
There's this girl I met..
I sheepishly fell for her after few romantic calls from her
She's fair and pretty.
Then I decided to take her out today,she took a cab which I paid 2k. so we went to an eatery.. then I bought rice and chicken and some stuffs we ate..the bill was 13500, after we were done around 2:35 we left there, she said she wanted to go swimming I then took her to a fancy hotel with an Uber 3k.. on getting there she saw a guy she knew, they exchanged pleasantries which I didn't care about.. turns out that the guy came to swim as well...the swimming was 4k each for both of us.. that's 8k plus the swimming trunks I bought for her that is 3500k...so we freshened up and jump into the pool, i noticed she avoided me inside the pool, always wanting to play alone, and avoided me touching her then I left her on her own..and was swimming alone and having fun, I came back again for her to notice me, she still snubbed me...I left her alone and sat down near the pool when it was raining and there was this cold that pulled me down as I was shivering... meanwhile she was still inside the pool having fun all by herself... until this guy we met when we came.. went inside the pool..I then saw them interacting and I was annoyed..not until I saw him backing her and carrying her around inside the pool while they have fun... Not once not twice, she later came later came to me and ask if I was feeling cold I said yes she said sorry and went back inside the pool...to cut the story short, while I was sitting all by myself interacting with some guys, that guy she was playing with came and told me that my girl said that I was just a friend that he wanted to confirm himself, so he will know he's not offending anyone.. I felt like an idiot, as I went to the dressing room and put on my clothes and left scene looking foolish as she called me back..
On my way back home I bought magic moment vodka.. and drank myself to stupur
Am still high while typing these... What is the problem..I put on an expensive VL shirt with a jogger I bought 21k a slippers of 7k, I sprayed a very nice perfume. I have a very nice facial look...what was the problem if I may ask, I avoided girls like plague all my life and gave this one chance and she made me a fool, am only 23. I think I've learnt my lesson.. my deepest regrets was the whole money I spent, it should remained in my account.. girls fear my return.
Learn game. The other guy actually got game that was why he snatched away from you.
Let's just say that's your portion for now till you learn game. See how troway over 30k street hoe. Hope say you Deh flex your guys once once sha.
If not she really did a good job by milking and dumping you and I commend her

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Phones / Re: Twitter Limits The Number Of Posts Users Can Read Per Day by iInjureHerYansh: 8:58pm On Jul 02, 2023
Haymus007:
Ohh so its a must i read every post carefully?? maybe you don't get what i mean
So you mean you can read 6k post a day Omo I fear you o
Phones / Re: Twitter Limits The Number Of Posts Users Can Read Per Day by iInjureHerYansh: 8:29pm On Jul 02, 2023
Haymus007:
look at you! some people fit spend the whole day for twitter
Even at that you can't access 6000 posts in a day.
Unless you a robot or you just skim and pass without reading.
Phones / Re: Twitter Limits The Number Of Posts Users Can Read Per Day by iInjureHerYansh: 7:01am On Jul 02, 2023
SmartyPants:


Can you really read more than 6000 tweets daily?
I wonder o. Even a jobless man will find that really hard
Food / Re: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by iInjureHerYansh: 1:02pm On Jul 01, 2023
Goalnaldo:
Women are very jealous of each other. Forget the women supporting women bullshit. Ask yourself why is it women that are coming up to break this hilda's cookathon record? Sometimes the jealousy is spiced with a little bit of witchcraft..I'll explain. A female work colleague once told me she can never date me but once i'm collecting another girl's number, she will be frowning, if i try to touch or hug a girl, she will block me, lol. you dont want me and you dont want me to have another, is that not witchcraft?
She wanted you. Maybe you was suffocating her with attention and she gotta put you on hold. If you had ignored her completely after telling her your mind she wouldn't have tried blocking you from other girls.
Don't ask me how I take know say you been still Deh follow her talk and making jokes after she turned you down cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Anita Brown Posts The Receipt Of Cash She Received From Davido by iInjureHerYansh: 8:14pm On Jun 30, 2023
Omoawoke:


The worst mistake a human being can make is to give akata belle.


If they donโ€™t kill you early, they will raise the child badly to kill you in future

But the babe sef no look like pure akata, she sounds like a black immigrant in America, her accent no pure like that
I don see akata everywhere on this thread ๐Ÿ˜‚Abeg wetin he mean my guy
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Extremely Reckless. My Experience This Month by iInjureHerYansh: 1:39pm On Jun 28, 2023
Dshocker:


You call them reckless, what will you call yourself?
You stupid? Where you see I said I dived raw? Go learn how to read and comprehend mf
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Extremely Reckless. My Experience This Month by iInjureHerYansh: 1:38pm On Jun 28, 2023
Drsnives:

The one I wanted to lash last night told me "God forbid for a guy to use condom on her"
Na so my JT fall by itself
grin

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Extremely Reckless. My Experience This Month by iInjureHerYansh: 5:47pm On Jun 27, 2023
Aladdin1:
Oga weep for yourself! you who have unprotected sex like a rabid dog with any thing called a girl .you are worse hit by the malady of sexual carelessness .
Where did I say I had raw sex with them?? Show me

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Extremely Reckless. My Experience This Month by iInjureHerYansh: 11:33am On Jun 27, 2023
talented321:
Nija girls hate condom, the ones demanding condom sef, is just to avoid pregnancy.
From experience#
Omo
Romance / Re: Nigerian Women Are Extremely Reckless. My Experience This Month by iInjureHerYansh: 11:33am On Jun 27, 2023
emekalovepets:
Me dey wonder too Nigeria girls no Dey fear bella and std this days I just Dey cum inside almost twenty girls still yet no one complain bella or are they using something to prevent the pregnancy
You mean you have bleeped over 20 girls raw and you no catch any std?๐Ÿ˜‚

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Romance / Nigerian Women Are Extremely Reckless. My Experience This Month by iInjureHerYansh: 11:26am On Jun 27, 2023
Only this month I have fvcked 3 girls so far.
One thing I find common amongst the 3 is they never asked me to used condom.
I had to use it and two of them complained they don't enjoy sex with condom when we was done.
The other one even got a bf already and she told me everything about her sexcapade with her current bf and exes. And this girl hates sex with condom. Now I'm beginning to wonder is that how she goes about fvcking different men raw. Omo fear been catch me.

Women are known to be reckless but this naija babes their own it's on another level. Cos since I was born it's only one girl that I met that asked me if I got a condom, and I have fvcked over 20 girls.
The rest won't even say a word they will just spread legs and wait like they don't care about their lives. omo I dey fear our girls o

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out She/he Was Cheating On You ? by iInjureHerYansh: 7:42am On Jun 25, 2023
wunmi590:


Ah, bros don't bring back the memory days bike...

During the time of MTN extra cool, my friend and then girlfriend are close, so sometimes if he has exhausted all his time talking to his girlfriend, that my friend will just call me and discovered that my phone was ringing and then call my girlfriend and discovered that it was always busy..

That was how I got to know, so anytime I also call her, her number will be busy till the end of the extra cool hour, I was like who is this babe talking to, so I will call her early in the morning, lies upon lies, that she's calling her uncle and some of her relatives, for odd hours?


Later I got to know she was dating somebody I even know...

I taced the number and met the guy in his place, luckily I know the guy, he was one of the people I did external waec with, she met me in the guy house, and wanted to run away, that was how she lost both of us...
Bitch played herself ๐Ÿคง
Fashion / Re: What's Your Opinion About Women With Multiple Piercings? Especially On... by iInjureHerYansh: 5:46pm On Jun 22, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Yes. I don't do illegal. Thanks.
Lmfao. All those boys you Deh cook different lies for so you will extort money from what you call that
Fashion / Re: What's Your Opinion About Women With Multiple Piercings? Especially On... by iInjureHerYansh: 4:29pm On Jun 21, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
Even if all the piercings are on the ear lobes only?












Please, I'm currently jobless and not working. Please, if anyone has anything for me, I'll appreciate it. I can do anything as far as money is involved and it's legitimate/legal.
Na only illegal job I get for now sha with good pay. But since you don't do illegal we move ๐Ÿ˜
Politics / Re: Throwback Picture Of President Tinubu, Rolling Dollar And Dele Alake by iInjureHerYansh: 11:03am On Jun 19, 2023
Ireportlive:


Nnamdi Kanu and Ojuckwu are very charitable

๐Ÿ˜‚

Hope you are happy now


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๐Ÿ˜‚
Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by iInjureHerYansh: 9:09pm On Jun 17, 2023
williaam:



Yes, according to her, i should always give her money anytime she needs it and not that i would be making excuses
Omo see balls na ๐Ÿ˜‚
Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by iInjureHerYansh: 11:08pm On Jun 16, 2023
williaam:
Met her on Wednesday, she asked for urgent 2k on Thursday, she always needed money, maybe she thinks i'm emefele son. Called it off after one month, saying 15k every month is too small for her, that she needs someone that would always give her when she asks for money
You mean you been even wan put am for 15k per month she said it's too small?๐Ÿ˜‚
Romance / Re: The First Red Flag You Saw In Your Relationship And Know It Will Not Last. by iInjureHerYansh: 11:04pm On Jun 16, 2023
Aladdin1:
Upon all the red flags na men like una go still marry those girls.
Na who marry lose๐Ÿ˜‚

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